Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Koby_Fish]

One step closer to that superior future prophesized in WALL-E

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1394451189660626945

https://archive.ph/kQJvl

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Kept in Sean's tweet because I thought it was actually funny, something Bob knows nothing about.

Good Lord, it's obvious Bob didn't get into Buck Rogers in the 25th Century and it SHOWS. The various mechanoid servants in that show (aside Twiki, or Crichton in Season 2) were variants of that moving fridge, like so:

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Good Lord, it's obvious Bob didn't get into Buck Rogers in the 25th Century and it SHOWS. The various mechanoid servants in that show (aside Twiki, or Crichton in Season 2) were variants of that moving fridge, like so:

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Bidi-bidi-bidi Blob.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

The reason Hulk hasn't had a solo movie since 2008's The Incredible Hulk is that Universal still holds the distribution rights for Hulk movies.

Couldn’t they work out a deal like Sony did with Spider-Man?

 

[Koby_Fish]

Bidi-bidi-bidi Blob.

For how it portrays the Soopeeryah Fyootchah(TM) (granted, it's a post Nuclear-Apocalypse Future, with mutant mayonnaise ghouls inhabiting the nukular wastelands in between the cities - and nobody cares about them and left them behind, this fact alone should give Bob the biggest boner ever), you'd think Bob would be cooming in his panties about it. A proton-powered Starfighter in every garage hangar! Soy based "food pills"! Automatons at your command! I've never heard him sperg about it. Granted, it was pretty much cancelled around the time he was born, but there were reruns for ages on various networks since then, so there's no real excuse for him.

I'd be really curious to see how he'd answer a semi ask him about the show/its portrayal of the Soopeeryah Fyootcha.

 

[Brother Wind]

Bob again strawmans the average Nintendo fan and makes up a false scenario based on him knowing dick all. The average Nintendo fan as a kid during this period probably played Sunshine or the Paper Mario games. They'd know Mario from there as well, likely also maybe having some experience with the remade games for the Advance or DS too.

I can confirm, I was fully aware of the original games because Nintendo unceasingly ported them to shit.

The Super Mario Bros. movie invented the concept of Mario and Luigi being from Brooklyn, and Bob somehow took this as canon despite Nintendo not being involved. I have no idea why Bob took this movie so serious, when it was nothing like the games.

This isn't true. One of those shows would have done it before the movie. And the Arcade game has them from New York as well. Although all I can find on that is Miyamoto saying so.

 

[BubbleButt]

Of course Diabeto is excited about a fridge that brings your food to you.

I can't even make a joke about it because it's so on brand.

 

[Positron]

Bobby, on his own irrelevance:



Diabetes is not an "ethnicity".

Niggardly take on Peter Coffin, again.

MovieBob invented MCU criticism. MovieBob invented atheism. See how cheap this take is?
(Ruki Tanuki followed this up with a prose that rival Bobby's in sheer inscrutability. I swear this shit is contagious.)

Glenn "G*m*rg*te" Greenwald:

You know why Bobby remains Bobby? Because he is incapable to learn from experience. He fails to reason that just as shilling for Zoe Cunt and her attack-dog jouros didn't get him laid last time, shilling for libtard journos will not get him laid either.

In addition to the ignorant hate-filled assholes who have killed 600,000 and counting, Bobby wants to round up the ignorant hate-filled assholes who have not killed anyone yet. His Overladies assured him doing so will make the world a better place:


Mirroring Bobby, Glenn Greenwald's not been fired. On the contrary, his audience is bigger than ever:



You joke now, but remember Bobby, as a white man you'll be the first to be turned into biofuel.
(Outkick article)

Your daily litany about GOP being evil:


Surprise! Not even being a nignog would save you from the poison of white supremacy, because according to Bobby, the root of white supremacy is religion Christianity.


Fox news. I don't bother to find the segment he mentions:


The Kike and the Muzzie Show. I'm not sure if this is a fake account.


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Bobby and co. want something supergay from Zack Synder. "Even if it was TERRIBLE it would've been amazing!"


Amazon plans to buy up MGM. Bobby sounds surprisingly unexcited:


MCU:




Nignog culturally-appropriate European swordplay:


Simp:


Consoom:




This is what Chris cooks in his newly-refurbished kitchen:

 

[The Fatriarchy]

The Super Mario Bros. movie invented the concept of Mario and Luigi being from Brooklyn, and Bob somehow took this as canon despite Nintendo not being involved. I have no idea why Bob took this movie so serious, when it was nothing like the games.

No, the cartoon did. Or, I guess, the live action TV show did. Nintendo still wasn't involved, though, so your point stands in that regard. It's been said fairly often in the threads of both blobs that they're too attached to ideas thought up by entirely separate companies.

 

[The Valeyard]

Amazon plans to buy up MGM. Bobby sounds surprisingly unexcited:

Imagine if after its many delays No Time to Die ends up being released on Amazon Prime Video.

MCU:

That fight was godawful, it boiled down to CGI models of the characters flying around like DBZ and firing different coloured lasers at each other.

 

[Mr Snek]

Is this the moment where we finally see Marvel go from being a thing normies enjoy to a thing that exists to milk a small, dedicated group of soyboys?

Probably late, but this was always going to happen after Endgame in my opinion. Just about all the people I know who watched the MCU have stopped keeping up because they assumed it was going to end with Endgame, and franchise fatigue has well and truly set in by now. Not to mention everyone but the most hardcore stans were pretty disappointed in Endgame. That being said I've seen a few consoomers who claim they have to keep watching no matter how many movies get shat out because they have to experience the MCU as a whole, like it'll somehow become an LotR kind of epic just through sheer volume.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

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> superstition
Boy, do I have some news for you:

according to Bobby, the root of white supremacy is religion Christianity.

Let me find some pictures of those white supremacist, Christian bigots:

Before you tell me that these people don't count because they were converted by evil white supremacist missionaries in the 19th century or something, from top to bottom these people are members of:
• the Syrian Maronite Church (founded in the 3rd century)
• the Syro-Malabar Catholic Church (founded in the 1st century by the Apostle St Thomas)
• the Coptic Orthodox Church of Alexandria (founded in the 5th century)
• the Ethiopian Orthodox Tewahedo Church (founded in the 1st century by the Apostle St Matthew)

Oh, and just to piss you off even more, the first two churches are in full communion with the Catholic Church you hate so much.

 

[Koby_Fish]

> superstition
Boy, do I have some news for you:
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Let me find some pictures of those white supremacist, Christian bigots:
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Before you tell me that these people don't count because they were converted by evil white supremacist missionaries in the 19th century or something, from top to bottom these people are members of:
• the Syrian Maronite Church (founded in the 3rd century)
• the Syro-Malabar Catholic Church (founded in the 1st century by the Apostle St Thomas)
• the Coptic Orthodox Church of Alexandria (founded in the 5th century)
• the Ethiopian Orthodox Tewahedo Church (founded in the 1st century by the Apostle St Matthew)

Oh, and just to piss you off even more, the first two churches are in full communion with the Catholic Church you hate so much.

It's hilarious because it's the White People who were converted to Christianity first by the Persons of Color, initially. Idiot fedora-tippers like Bob get it completely bass-ackwards. White people used to be a bunch of heathen pagans before all that.

 

[Totally Awesome]

Bob again makes a strawman based on the time he got trolled online at IGN.com when he got the big mad at some children for telling him to fuck off.

This is entirely because he likely kept getting trolled on IGN or some other piece of shit site for barging in and tantruming at teenagers who thought the Wii was gay.

Anybody got links to this? This sounds hilarious!

 

[Tronathon242]

Just like troons, abortion is science!

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1394326168447471618

https://archive.ph/J9xDq

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That's a hell of a thing to remove one of the basic concepts that the United States was founded upon. It bears repeating to the point of turning my face blue: Bob can't claim to be an American for America if he stands for things that fundamentally eliminate the very essence of the country.

Yoshi's Island was released in October of 1995 and Bob was born in February of 1981, so he was well into the age of 14.

I'm not the type who assumes Bob is this much of an insane lunatic, so I figure that the thing is that Mario has been permanently integrated into his psyche as an emotional fetish or totem; as long as Mario is Good, Bob's life is Good, and if Mario is Not Good, then Bob's life sucks. He spent his childhood making up Mario fanfiction, including a very ugly daughter [picture Mario with Peach's hair and no mustache] and writing down all his ideas and creations into a notebook instead of studying. He probably could understand earlier than that that Mario wasn't 'real', but the real problem is that he always wanted to BE Mario: the princess-rescuing hero who, despite being fat, is never tired, always ready for a fight, will never really lose [thanks to all the lives], and is a beloved figure. Considering how he assumed Mario helped him be 'popular' at school [more likely, he was one of the few kids who had games at the time so he got more attention], he feels validated in his belief.

But yeah, he'd probably also love to actually go to the Mushroom Kingdom and fight an evil King Koopa himself, and save his beloved Princess Toadstool.

I imagine his actual experience would be like that Robot Chicken skit where Link shows up to rescue Zelda and she is thoroughly unimpressed because of how long it took him to get there. After all, Bobert admitted he doesn't play games a lot and isn't good enough to bear even the simplest games without a lot of effort. Consequently, he'd more than likely have to go back to ol' reliable Rosie Palm after Peach mocks him for his lack of skill.

Surprise! Not even being a nignog would save you from the poison of white supremacy, because according to Bobby, the root of white supremacy is religion Christianity.
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It genuinely astonishes me how much the Wokists leaned into this shit head argument. It shouldn't take more than a second to think: "Wait, am I really saying a POC is supporting a white supremacist movement? That sounds goddamned stupid." But, here we are! I suppose it is pure projection because these white Wokists frequently espouse hatred of their own race and support it being pushed down. It's not like the Arabs supporting the Nazis to get rid of the Jews or Slavs humping Hitler portraits because they genuinely think they can be Aryan, too. These fuckers would (and do) support black and Hispanic supremacists because they want they drown in their own guilt and want to be punished. Pathetic.

Also, Bob, I think that statement about bigotry coming from ignorance is going to be thrown back at you a lot in the future whenever you go on your umpteenth tirade about the mayoghouls. Don't try and deny that people pointing out the contradiction doesn't bother you because you do a very poor job of hiding your sperg rage.

 

[cypocryphy]

Asians getting beaten up is fine when they disagree with Bob. It's even funny!

Guess what, warthog. You get laughed at more than Ngo ever will.

 

[TowinKarz]

Bidi-bidi-bidi get some exercise, Blob.

Or at least I'm hoping that's what the mechano-fridge 2000 will tell him when he orders it to his bedside for the 10th time today.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Or at least I'm hoping that's what the mechano-fridge 2000 will tell him when he orders it to his bedside for the 10th time today.

The exercise comes when he has to chase twiki-toilet around the basement.

 

[TowinKarz]

The exercise comes when he has to chase twiki-toilet around the basement.

And fails.... watch for Tweets about how his Mario-themed retro-chamber pot is really so much better than obsolete indoor plumbing like the mayoghouls use....

"Let's a go!" indeed....

Bob has this smooth-brained notion that the Walt Disney Company is some world government in waiting. He doesn't realize that the WDC is a much smaller company than AT&T and the 20th Century Fox acquisition burned their cash reserves and the company no doubt took on major debt for it. Then WuFlu hit and the company borrowed more money to cover its operating costs. Bob likes to believe that Disney is thriving because his feeble mind cannot process otherwise.

They bought Lucasfilm as a money-printer to cover the fact that the debt overhead from buying out all those other companies is in the BILLIONS.

They didn't have the cash on-hand to do it, it's just that investors thought AT&T was such a behemoth it HAD to turn a profit and if not, it was "Too Big to Fail" (would be bailed out by the goverment if it ever got in trouble) and gave them that multi-billion dollar loan to do it.

Companies buying other companies with money that will come from future profits is a HUGE red flag.... for just this reason. A sudden market crash, or even just downturn, quickly makes those loan repayments impossible to service, and has killed everyone who tried it in the mid 00's, the extinction of Toys R Us and Sears can be directly linked to mergers/loans with the capital/collateral of not-yet-existent future money being the poisoned chalice, try as they might, they could NEVER pay back the loans. Even if they made $100 million profit for a quarter at retail-level, it couldn't make a dent in ridiculous $800 MILLION payments on just loan interest.

Unfortunately, due do the one-two punch of destroying the money-making ability of the money-making machine through blind political theatre (we have to remove Franklin from those $100s and put someone more diverse on! Oh, and swap out the green paper for rainbow-print, gotta support LGBTQWTF! What? Waddaya mean the public doesn't think those bills are genuine now?! THE BIGOTS! THE TRANSPHOBES!) and rona' shutting down the parks/cruises.... well, they are in DEEP trouble because the 10 year plan for making all that spent money back was torpedoed in just three.....the "guaranteed" profits the investors were expecting, never came.

And they're not gonna come, not when the next flop is all ready to go in Cruella, the villain who wanted to skin puppies alive, literally? Nah, she's just a misunderstood poor woman, gotta reboot that shit into girl power! And they'll be dumbfounded nobody watched it. Watch for Bob-Bot 9000 to dutifully obey his programming and blame it on misogynists...

Being the immature autist he is, he's getting quite the shock that The Mouse can't make money, because to him, the company isn't just too big to fail, it's too PROGRESSIVE and MAGICAL and IMPORTANT TO HISTORY to fail. Things that aren't even ECONOMICAL arguments, if the Sheriff shows up to auction off Chipman Manor to pay outstanding debts, you can't chase him off with any argument about the inherent moral vigor of those who live there surely means society owes them total debt forgiveness...

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

The Kike and the Muzzie Show. I'm not sure if this is a fake account.

It is the official account for Israel. This is the context of what they were saying which Bob could've seen if he even bothered to find out and he could've found out because this was about an hour and a half before his "I know ALL about optics chief and that's a yikero from me".

 

[Quixotic Man]

This is what Chris cooks in his newly-refurbished kitchen:
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Okay, what the fuck is that even supposed to be? Nothing like a toast, rice, and pound of watery ground beef sandwich, all seasoned with absolutely nothing.

Don't cook your ground beef in a high sided pan, you are just going to end up not evaporating any liquid and boiling it.