Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Had a priest point out to me recently that that line is in the most "jew-centric" gospel of the 4 we have. So does it make sense to be a blood-libel?

No. We should take a step back and remember that the blood of Christ being upon us is a good thing. His blood being on us is what purifies us, sanctifies us, and saves us. It's something we want and something we do with the ritual of baptism. While the crowd may have intended the cry to be a curse, God ultimately made it into a blessing.

So I decided to do some preliminary searching for Bob's original cable access show. I have some ideas on possible threads. Anyway I happen to check the amazon preview of Bob's "Reel Breakdown."
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We'll have to figure out some system for who's going to tackle his next book once @Adamska finishes BBB. Unless you all just want me to hit up the intros. Apparently you can get all of that from the amazon previews at least.

It is not an accomplishment to get something vanity published. I could copy and paste multiple posts from this forum about mentally ill people's genitals, bring it to a vanity publisher, and fork over some money to get it bound and printed. They only care about the money part.

Bob's only not self published book is Brick by Brick, and that one is out of print. I don't think you can even buy the e-book anymore.
 
Not so sure; Bobby didn't exactly start condemning Amazon for ripping off their workforce. Perhaps if AOC addressed him directly (perish the thought) he'd go Yesss Kween.

This is what Chris considers a "great tweet":
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More Bobby coming up.
Just so you know, I rated Chris autistic, not you. I wish the Kiwi Farms ratings existed on Twitter so I could give Chris the puzzle pieces he deserves.
 
Meanie Glenn Greenwald picks on AOC again!
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Bobby is a born Believer.

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If you don't care about the so called fascist coup and the unspeakable trauma of AOC, thinking instead that Medicare for All is more pressing, well, you should just "nut up like Glenn Greenwald"!
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See how angry Bobby becomes when he is pressed to defend his congresswaifu's preposterous lies?

Bobby then attempts to retroactively and disingenuously redefine his rubric, and then goes for a "haven't I told you?" cheap own:
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Recall Bobby's previous statement was "If someone tried to kill me, I'd talk about it much more than somebody's pet policy project." No one ever expects AOC to comment on someone "performatively harassing 4 specific women about M4A". Bobby is lying out of his ass -- and unlike AOC's, his lie failed, because he lacks some requisite body parts.

To use the Dem's newspeak against them is "trolling", and nignog are so starved of freedom that they rob Korean convenient stores and steal flat-screen TVs.
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A picture is worth a thousand words; a drone, with the suitable payload, can offset a million lives:
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Bobby on pipeline infrastructures:
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Yet not everyone is as keen on massaging Bobby's ego. FoxGGreen, for example, regularly points out Bobby's stupidity. I'm too tired for ism talks right now so I leave these for you to investigate. Suffices to say Bobby is far from a believer of individualism, however defined: he is born to be a herd follower.
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So in the end Fox succumbed to massaging Bobby's ego as well.

Bobby thinks he knows the difference between movies and reality. And our dear friend Teamimpossible speaks the words Bobby dare not speak:
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Cut the ism talk; stop deliberating about differences. The only thing that matter in Bobby's world is HATE.
Bobby hates people for disagreeing with him; Bobby hates people even if they agree almost completely with him. HATE is the most versatile emotion; HATE is the most addictive drug.
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Political miscellany. First, a mom in Georgia gives an emotional speech demanding to know, now that we have good coverage of vaccines, why can't children be freed from their masks and play in the playground like they ought to. Bobby treats her as a Karen, because she is not AOC or Little Mommy Greta.
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1. Taylor is stern in her wording but she is not throwing a tantrum.
2. I can think of better exhibit, a 37-year-old man, that demonstrates the urgent need of requiring parents to obtain license. Bobby knows this man too.
3. Whenever an Uncle or Auntie Tom steps out of the line, Bobby is sure to attack their physical appearance. Bobby's racism is just too predictable:
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If you are a Thinker, you'd have long known that there is no such thing as anti-white racism:
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AOC votes to increase funding for the police. Bobby thinks she does so to combat white supermacy:
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If the Floyd family loot the White House, will we know about it?

Cryptocurrency is giving obsolete jerbs a new lease of life. Bobby seeths in rage:
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Kiss a chicken challenge:
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That's what I want to ask too.

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Bobby takes an interest in tard pride:
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I don't want to reach 1:40 for fear for my life.

Disney is the perpetual butt-virgin; they are always gay for the first time ever:
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Disney should just catch AIDS and die already.

If Netflix wants to print money like Disney, they should do more video-game movies:
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Churches should get Properly Evolved and learn to bribe dirty Democrats like Netflix does:
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Batman:
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Yup. It makes no sense to demand capeshit to make sense; you may as well ask why doesn't porn make sense. Having said that, Bobby is strangely concerned about what kind of noise the Batsuit makes:

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So whose fault is it that the 21st century Batman doesn't sell? Nolan or Synder?
Tim Burton's Batman was swole and ninja-ish too, yet he was all right?

As always, MCU does it better. Nobody does it half as good as MCU:
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More Zynder:
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Bobby thinks people still remember the Irish chick-rock band The Cranberries:
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If I recall, the song "Zombies" was about the IRA (the Irish one, not the IRA hounding Chris right now) and was annoying as fuck.

Something that Coastal Cultural Elites tend to mistaken as music:
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Bob lookalikes are gobbling up pokemon shit; Bobby feels secondhand embarrassment.
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Bobby's Angels: Red-haired angel complains of "psycho dudes":
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A Chris-like tweet. Bobby is VERY thirsty:
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Any commentary on this would be gilding refined gold.
 
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"Maybe if I act like a kid, or at least a harmless high-energy goof, I won't be seen as a balding middle-aged man?"

"HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW KIDS?!"
There's nothing wrong with being a balding, middle-aged man. It's actually great as long as you own it! Joining the club means you're entitled to strong opinions about:

-Visible tattoos and piercings on your waiter or waitress
-What exactly are they teaching these kids in school nowadays?
-The Enigma Machine
-Major League Baseball
-Is this what kids call music? Music peaked during my junior year in high school. Let me tell you about it.
-Acidic or spicy foods that cause heartburn
-The merits of xeriscaping vs. re-sodding your lawn
-How horror movies are just jump scares now.

It's a good club, Chris. An adult club. Find some dignity and drag yourself and fatass brother to the meetings.
 
I haven't watched the video because I find AOC's voice incredibly grating, but is she saying that her being killed would have led to martial law?

I doubt that given that Kennedy's assassination didn't lead to martial law, and in the grand scheme of things the President being killed matters a lot more than a Congresswoman with no real political power.
Bobby is lying out of his ass -- and unlike AOC's, his lie failed, because he lacks some requisite body parts.
Bob's er... requisite body parts might not be as big as AOC's:
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but I can assure you that they're still there:
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America has been droning the Middle East for the past 10 years and has been generally bombing it for the past 40 years. The fact that states and groups opposed to the US, the KSA and Our Greatest Ally™ still exist is proof that you can't defeat a ground insurgency by chucking bombs at it.
AOC votes to increase funding for the police.
Technically speaking she abstained by voting present, but whatever happened the result would always be the same - Dore continues his jihad against Ocasio-Cortez and Bobby rides in, ever the gallant white knight.
Churches should get Properly Evolved and learn to bribe dirty Democrats like Netflix does:
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It would seem basic maths isn't required in the Superyah Fyoocha.
Bob's tweets are devolving into Jake Alley levels of nonsense.
I'm patiently awaiting the Roberta Chipman arc.
 
I know that hyperbole is to be expected online, but Jesus fucking Christ, anyone who seriously thinks that a bunch of boomers milling around the capitol taking selfies was an attempt on Congresscritters' lives is an absolute fucking retard. Bob, this includes you.

I'm running on little sleep so I don't have the energy to go through any of the rest of that textual diarrhea, except to laugh at how Bob thinks he was only orb-shaped then. News flash, idiot: you're still fat.
 
I know that hyperbole is to be expected online, but Jesus fucking Christ, anyone who seriously thinks that a bunch of boomers milling around the capitol taking selfies was an attempt on Congresscritters' lives is an absolute fucking retard. Bob, this includes you.

They don't believe it, really. It's merely a useful pretext for the Mayo Ghoul Cleansing.
 
As always, MCU does it better. Nobody does it half as good as MCU:
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This is dumb since the MCU is bad with giving characters unneeded tacticool stuff or unneeded extra lines. Sure, they don't do black leather and usually keep the color schemes for the most part but that's about it. Never could think of a good name for the atheistic they're going for but I've had this conversation with people before. It's like how all the Ultimates in Ultimate Marvel have that mix of leather and that odd ribbed material.

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I like how Bob is claiming he's not a psychopath. Are you sure Bob? It's not hard for people to start quoting shit you've said in the past.
He loves to pretend he doesn't believe that shit anymore, and gets angry when you highlight just how often he wants to gas the normals.
Why is Bob always talking shit about catholicism?
Isn't it "punching down" since most catholics are brown?
Because he's mad that Angelo, Ioannis, and Patrick mocked him every single day for tantruming endlessly in that 3rd rate school he went to. While worshipping and believing Mario is real and his best friend. And for staring creepily at the girls.

He also simultaneously wants to pretend he is a capable theologian who totes knows about the religion, to again pretend he isn't a retard who barely reads and just wikis things.
 
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