Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Meowthkip]

Bob is still riding on that "angry reviewer" shtick that made his Pixels review blow up. He has yet to get the same level of recognition that he got from that review.

You can't catch lightening in a bottle, Bob.

 

[A Random]

So what's so bad about it this time? Is it even as ridiculous a start as last time?

 

[Foltest]

If you want someone who is not a sperg talking about the movie.

 

[chimpburgers]

Bob is still riding on that "angry reviewer" shtick that made his Pixels review blow up. He has yet to get the same level of recognition that he got from that review.

I didn't laugh once trying to watch this review yesterday. Bob's a boring one trick pony.

 

[Accel_Rider]

If you want someone who is not a sperg talking about the movie.

That was... pretty interesting. MUCH, MUCH, BETTER than watching some overweight manchild screaming cultural appropriation or whatever.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Bob is still riding on that "angry reviewer" shtick that made his Pixels review blow up. He has yet to get the same level of recognition that he got from that review.

Bob's reviews sound kinda like what they were back when he was on the Escapist, which make me wonder why I even got into this guy given how fucking boring they are now.

Maybe it's because Red Letter Media does it so much better, but it's just so much rambling about what happens along with "it sucks." It feels like I'm reading a Wikipedia article by some butthurt sped who put his AN's underneath each part of the synopsis.

 

[Ravana]

You can't catch lightening in a bottle, Bob.

I can see the New Yorker's headline now! "MovieBob does it again! Points out obvious flaws in critically panned movie!"

 

[Accel_Rider]

I can see the New Yorker's headline now! "MovieBob does it again! Points out obvious flaws in critically panned movie!"

"Is this the most brutal review of ________?" By some newspaper no one ever read

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Bob is still riding on that "angry reviewer" shtick that made his Pixels review blow up. He has yet to get the same level of recognition that he got from that review.

You know, just because the movie sucks, doesn't mean you need to have a PMS fit over it.

 

[D.Angus]

You know, just because the movie sucks, doesn't mean you need to have a PMS fit over it.

This is Bob Chipman we're talking about.. That's literally the only thing he knows how to do.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

This is Bob Chipman we're talking about.. That's literally the only thing he knows how to do.

I'm legit surprised he and Dobson have never had a bitching match between each other over feminism.

 

[Bugaboo]

Has anyone made the joke that his name is one letter away from being "Chimpman"
Oh ho ho truly I am the greatest comedian of our time

 

[D.Angus]

Has anyone made the joke that his name is one letter away from being "Chimpman"
Oh ho ho truly I am the greatest comedian of our time

Personally I would have gone with Bob Ivehadtoomany Chipsman

 

[Foltest]

I'm legit surprised he and Dobson have never had a bitching match between each other over feminism.

Dobson is a fan of "the gameovereater".

 

[ZepFloyd94]

 

[DrunkTails]

I am a bit curious about Bob's family. He said it several times that he hated his family. I wonder why.

Edit: Bob gets mentioned in a tech raptor article.
http://techraptor.net/content/listening-another-interview-triple-developer

Specifically his "no such thing as bad tactics, only bad targets." His idiotic theory has made the rounds even in triple a places.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I am a bit curious about Bob's family. He said it several times that he hated his family. I wonder why.

Well, he said in his book that they tried to get him to go to a funeral or some shit. I dunno, his book's a mess.

 

[Bugaboo]

Well, he said in his book that they tried to get him to go to a funeral or some shit. I dunno, his book's a mess.

Trying to get someone to go to a funeral is the very height of dickery I guess.
Unless it was a funeral for a person who abused him, maybe it was a funeral for someone who was slightly rude to him sometimes and he held like the world's largest grudge

 

[Foltest]

Trying to get someone to go to a funeral is the very height of dickery I guess.
Unless it was a funeral for a person who abused him, maybe it was a funeral for someone who was slightly rude to him sometimes and he held like the world's largest grudge

I think it was for his grandma. I know that his brother was in a gameoverthinker epiosde a couple of years ago, playing cryothinker or fagthinker or whatever. He seemed like a nice guy.

 

[tepid]

Well, he said in his book that they tried to get him to go to a funeral or some shit. I dunno, his book's a mess.

Must have clashed with another Mario Brothers 3 marathon