Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Super Collie]

If MovieBob is this uppity about some Adam Sandler video game movie, I'd love to hear his opinions on the Super Mario Bros movie that nobody likes to talk about or acknowledge.

 

[Sanshain]

If MovieBob is this uppity about some Adam Sandler video game movie, I'd love to hear his opinions on the Super Mario Bros movie that nobody likes to talk about or acknowledge.

He probably treats it like most Catholics treat the knowledge that Constantine was actually a devout pagan until literally minutes before his death.

 

[Meowthkip]

If MovieBob is this uppity about some Adam Sandler video game movie, I'd love to hear his opinions on the Super Mario Bros movie that nobody likes to talk about or acknowledge.

He probably hates it, which is a shame because that movie is gloriously stupid and I love it.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I thought he hated it because it did something bad video games. He did say in a tweet he felt like wanting to burn his videogame culture stuff just because of some stupid movie Sandler made.

I recall him saying that. But he didn't bother to elaborate on what it did. So it just feels like he's tard raging for no real reason beyond "TIS MOVIE SUKZ! FUK SANDLAR AND FUCK ANYONE WHO LIKS HIM!"

He probably hates it, which is a shame because that movie is gloriously stupid and I love it.

Honestly, I think it could go either way at this point.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

If MovieBob is this uppity about some Adam Sandler video game movie, I'd love to hear his opinions on the Super Mario Bros movie that nobody likes to talk about or acknowledge.

Actually, guys, he kinda likes it.

In fact, he loved the fact that Mario was from Brooklyn according to the movie.

And he hated how official Mario "canon" permanently shattered any belief that Mario was from Brooklyn.

I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP.

 

[Ravana]

Red Letter Media talked about Pixels too, the difference is that they acknowledged that hating on Sandler and his movies at this point is just beating a dead horse.

e: here it is if you wanna see it

 

[Foltest]

Actually, guys, he kinda likes it.

In fact, he loved the fact that Mario was from Brooklyn according to the movie.

And he hated how official Mario "canon" permanently shattered any belief that Mario was from Brooklyn.

I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP.

And that he defend the movie when it come out. He defended the SUPER MARIO BROS film! No wonder people bullied him. Which such awful taste in movie and blind fanboy-ism, he asked for it.

 

[Ravana]

And that he defend the movie when it come out. He defended the SUPER MARIO BROS film! No wonder people bullied him. Which such awful taste in movie and blind fanboy-ism, he asked for it.

"What would Mario think of your bullying!? He would be ashamed!" -MovieBobman, professional sperg

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

And that he defend the movie when it come out. He defended the SUPER MARIO BROS film! No wonder people bullied him. Which such awful taste in movie and blind fanboy-ism, he asked for it.

And he still asks for it, considering his behavior and obsession with Mario.

 

[Super Collie]

Actually, guys, he kinda likes it.

In fact, he loved the fact that Mario was from Brooklyn according to the movie.

And he hated how official Mario "canon" permanently shattered any belief that Mario was from Brooklyn.

I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP.

Of course Bob would've legitimately liked that movie. Of course.

That movie was fantastic, in fact it was so unbelievably good that it scared Nintendo out of the movie market almost for good. I bet Bob also liked the Godzilla movie with Matthew Broderick unironically too.

 

[Trombonista]

I flipped through the newest issue of The New Yorker at the dentist yesterday. A few pages after the fluff piece on Moviebob, there's an article discussing the possibility of political correctness going too far. So the New Yorker knows what they're doing and is good at balance.

 

[Reddit Avenger]

Of course Bob would've legitimately liked that movie. Of course.

That movie was fantastic, in fact it was so unbelievably good that it scared Nintendo out of the movie market almost for good. I bet Bob also liked the Godzilla movie with Matthew Broderick unironically too.

I unironically love that movie. Without it I would never learned to trust the fungus.

 

[Bugaboo]

I don't know if this has been said before because I literally just came into this thread but, there is a reason Mario isn't from Brooklyn anymore.
Super Mario 64 was the first time Mario had a voice in a game. The man they got to do Mario's voice (who's name I can't remember how to spell) was origianlly supposed to do a gruff Brooklyn accent like Mario had in the DIC cartoon. He suggested they change the voice because he thought it would intimidate children and they settled on the voice we know today.
I think the DIC cartoon also started the trend of Luigi being a coward, there was a super mario anime movie released in Japan where Luigi was kind of a looser who wanted to get rich or some shit I don't remember it because it was kind of weird.

 

[A Random]

I think the DIC cartoon also started the trend of Luigi being a coward, there was a super mario anime movie released in Japan where Luigi was kind of a looser who wanted to get rich or some shit I don't remember it because it was kind of weird.

The princess decided to go out with a dog and Toad had boobies. It was weird.

 

[Bugaboo]

The princess decided to go out with a dog and Toad had boobies. It was weird.

And wasn't the dog's name Naruto?
And the Princess had a father

 

[tepid]

Red Letter Media talked about Pixels too, the difference is that they acknowledged that hating on Sandler and his movies at this point is just beating a dead horse.

e: here it is if you wanna see it

So much better, hits the few valid touchpoints in Bobs rant without LE FUNNY ANGRY FAT MANCHILD XD XD routine. Also acknowledging it isn't worth looking at artistically, its just a tiresome cashgrab that even Sandler could barely be bothered to "act" in.

Getting angry over this shit is like getting angry over Extreme Ghostbusters

 

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And comments like this is precisely why I keep a small wish in the blacker part of my heart that Chipman's mother finds Bob stroked out in front of his computer, tighty-whities wrapped around his ankles, his hands wrapped around his junk, face contorted, one eyeball still staring at a picture of Princess Peach being gangbanged by a pack of Koopas.

But more on topic, this kind of comment is precisely why Bob can't hold a job anywhere, and the people that do pay him also keep a fence between him and themselves. "A lot of states that don't serve a purpose anymore," he says. Well please Bob, movie critic and Mario fantard, please explain to us what exactly how does one exactly serve a purpose. After all, it is plain to everyone that you have been living a full life, what with being fired from the Escapist and being fodder for ScrewAttack until your contract wraps up.

Further, whatever happened to that idea of feminism, or essentially, that whole equality amongst all people? Once more, the SJW mindset kicks in in which only things the SJW like should be acknowledged, the rest do not even deserve to even be counted as equals.

Oh, and what is this about "White People" Bob? First of all, it's not a proper name. You're capitalizing like fucking Chris Chandler. Second, what kind of brownie points are you hoping to get here? You live in fucking Boston, you overbearing, pear-shaped mouthbreather. Fucker, the only non-white people you probably see are those that work in the fast food restaurants, where you're safe on the other side of the counter. Seriously Chipman: go to New Orleans. Go to Los Angeles. Go to Detroit. make sure to pack along you fun magical suitcase of Game Overthinker regalia and tell actual black folks, or Latin Americans, or any other ethnicity that they matter. I'm sure they'll be entralled to know that some obese Bostonian has their well wishes in mind while he continues to prattle on about Super Mario and admonish sexism in the media, shaking his one fist at those fictional ta-tas, and the other shoved down his pants.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Isn't Bob himself white? So why the fuck is he even bitching about "white people" in the first place?

If it's only for attention, well he did succeed, but in the completely wrong way. If it was to prove a point, then congrats Bobbo. Not only did you fail at making one, but any semblance of a point that you would have made (assuming you're even capable of making one) would be lost due to how mind numbingly terrible a person you are.

Face it man, you're not fighting a losing war. You've already lost five times over and died along the way.

 

[I Am Do Big Fard Retard]

I really liked his videos for the laughable CGI and ridiculous plots and how they looked so early internet and ignored his shitty opinions and blatant generalization of The Neo-Reactionary Right-Wing ConservaNazis (i.e. people who don't agree with him and the martyred St. Anita) the entire time. But after Gamergate, I'd be lying if I said they didn't get to me, and I stopped being able to enjoy the cringe-worthy hilarity of his show when I fully saw it as just an egocentric soap-box of a white, nerdy male who wants to make white, nerdy males feel horrible for being white, nerdy males.

And comments like this is precisely why I keep a small wish in the blacker part of my heart that Chipman's mother finds Bob stroked out in front of his computer, tighty-whities wrapped around his ankles, his hands wrapped around his junk, face contorted, one eyeball still staring at a picture of Princess Peach being gangbanged by a pack of Koopas.

But more on topic, this kind of comment is precisely why Bob can't hold a job anywhere, and the people that do pay him also keep a fence between him and themselves. "A lot of states that don't serve a purpose anymore," he says. Well please Bob, movie critic and Mario fantard, please explain to us what exactly how does one exactly serve a purpose. After all, it is plain to everyone that you have been living a full life, what with being fired from the Escapist and being fodder for ScrewAttack until your contract wraps up.

Further, whatever happened to that idea of feminism, or essentially, that whole equality amongst all people? Once more, the SJW mindset kicks in in which only things the SJW like should be acknowledged, the rest do not even deserve to even be counted as equals.

Oh, and what is this about "White People" Bob? First of all, it's not a proper name. You're capitalizing like fucking Chris Chandler. Second, what kind of brownie points are you hoping to get here? You live in fucking Boston, you overbearing, pear-shaped mouthbreather. Fucker, the only non-white people you probably see are those that work in the fast food restaurants, where you're safe on the other side of the counter. Seriously Chipman: go to New Orleans. Go to Los Angeles. Go to Detroit. make sure to pack along you fun magical suitcase of Game Overthinker regalia and tell actual black folks, or Latin Americans, or any other ethnicity that they matter. I'm sure they'll be entralled to know that some obese Bostonian has their well wishes in mind while he continues to prattle on about Super Mario and admonish sexism in the media, shaking his one fist at those fictional ta-tas, and the other shoved down his pants.

"countries that don't really serve a purpose anymore"

He...he doesn't understand politics-no, common sense does he?

 

[Girlfriend-free Boy]

Bob is still riding on that "angry reviewer" shtick that made his Pixels review blow up. He has yet to get the same level of recognition that he got from that review.