Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Pointing out that a Sandler movie is shitty is pretty much the definition of "punching down."
Let's also not forget that it's, by this point, already a given.

'Sides, I'm more surprised they think he can work better as a dramatic actor when he's got no acting talent to begin with. Seriously, from what I've seen of Punch Drunk Love, he (and the movie as a whole) stinks. So color me blind that Bob never even made a mention of that.
 
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Let's also not forget that it's, by this point, already a given.

'Sides, I'm more surprised they think he can work better as a dramatic actor when he's got no acting talent to begin with. Seriously, from what I've seen of Punch Drunk Love, he (and the movie as a whole) stinks. So color me blind that Bob never even made a mention of that.
Punch Drunk love is really good. He is very weird in that movie. Take Sandler from any other of his films. And then let him play the same in a drama. He is really damn weird and creepy.
 
Doublepost, but whatever.
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Has the New Yorker nothing better to do? I hope they have him in there to mock him.
 
I actually find Bob a fairly good, erudite and clever speaker. If he didn't have the attitude of a four-year-old with an incurable tumblr addiction and didn't allow his biases to corrupt his reviews, I'd be a life-long viewer. As it is, I find him more of a tragic figure than one worthy of mockery. A classic case of early fame going straight to the head, leading to a truly monstrous level of self-delusion. It's a cautionary tale for anybody interested in a similar line of work, be they professional or amateur.

That said, watching his book get repeatedly sporked is hilarious. Anybody know if he has ever directly commented on it post-publication, and the general reaction to it?
 
I actually find Bob a fairly good, erudite and clever speaker. If he didn't have the attitude of a four-year-old with an incurable tumblr addiction and didn't allow his biases to corrupt his reviews, I'd be a life-long viewer. As it is, I find him more of a tragic figure than one worthy of mockery. A classic case of early fame going straight to the head, leading to a truly monstrous level of self-delusion. It's a cautionary tale for anybody interested in a similar line of work, be they professional or amateur.

That said, watching his book get repeatedly sporked is hilarious. Anybody know if he has ever directly commented on it post-publication, and the general reaction to it?
the general reaction to it have been abysmal. It is badley written and has been mocked to all hell for it.
 
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I actually find Bob a fairly good, erudite and clever speaker. If he didn't have the attitude of a four-year-old with an incurable tumblr addiction and didn't allow his biases to corrupt his reviews, I'd be a life-long viewer. As it is, I find him more of a tragic figure than one worthy of mockery. A classic case of early fame going straight to the head, leading to a truly monstrous level of self-delusion. It's a cautionary tale for anybody interested in a similar line of work, be they professional or amateur.

That said, watching his book get repeatedly sporked is hilarious. Anybody know if he has ever directly commented on it post-publication, and the general reaction to it?
I've watched a few of his earlier vids, amd i gotta say he wasnt half bad. He was pretty decent at picking things apart and discussing them. But that all went straight out the window in favor of "THIS IS NOT HOW I WANT THINGS TO BE! THIS IS NOT MARIO 3, THIS IS DESTROYING GAMER CULTURE!"
 
I actually find Bob a fairly good, erudite and clever speaker. If he didn't have the attitude of a four-year-old with an incurable tumblr addiction and didn't allow his biases to corrupt his reviews, I'd be a life-long viewer. As it is, I find him more of a tragic figure than one worthy of mockery. A classic case of early fame going straight to the head, leading to a truly monstrous level of self-delusion. It's a cautionary tale for anybody interested in a similar line of work, be they professional or amateur.

That said, watching his book get repeatedly sporked is hilarious. Anybody know if he has ever directly commented on it post-publication, and the general reaction to it?
@Foltest hit it right on the nail- people hate it and it's a terrible read unless you're reading it to make fun of it. The whole thing feels like he just wants to perform fellatio on Mario with the way he praises him.

And I am sorry for giving you guys that mental image.
 
I'll go look at his tweet and watch that clip and tell you.

MovieBob is someone I've heard about via DSP.txt and Andrew Dobson, but I've never bothered to look more into the guy, but the impression I got is that he's a very fucking obnoxious SJW hypocrite.


Unfortunately Howard was praising him for "eviscerating" the movie and how "brutal" he was doing it, but I did hear some laughing in the background from Robin as they played the audio and also Howard wanted to know who was he and shit. She also said "he probably hates everything, so it gets him attention" and when they told her he liked Mad Max, she got some more digs at MovieBlob there.

Edit: A MovieBob drawing from Rpgworm. Mike from Red Letter Media on the left here.

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The RedLetterMedia review wasn't even scripted like Bob's and it was still better. They actually talked about the film, why it didn't work, why the jokes were off, and instead of being mad everybody was just tired. I think we're all just tired.

But that doesn't pull in the viewers as well as RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION.

Doublepost, but whatever.
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Has the New Yorker nothing better to do? I hope they have him in there to mock him.

Why is this happening?
 
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The RedLetterMedia review wasn't even scripted like Bob's and it was still better. They actually talked about the film, why it didn't work, why the jokes were off, and instead of being mad everybody was just tired. I think we're all just tired.

But that doesn't pull in the viewers as well as RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION.



Why is this happening?
We sinned against Anita.
 
He claims to have had a threesome.

He paid some hooker to let him watch her screw a John while he sat in the corner jerking off.

And the last time I've seen an Adam Sandler movie Bill Clinton was president but his whole shtick was playing a "Obnoxious Idiot / Retard Asshole with a Heart of Gold". Is that still true with his more modern films?
 
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He paid some hooker to let him watch her screw a John while he sat in the corner jerking off.

And the last time I've seen an Adam Sandler movie Bill Clinton was president but his whole shtick was playing a "Obnoxious Idiot / exceptional individual Asshole with a Heart of Gold". Is that still true with his more modern films?

Well, he still does the idiot/asshole part.
 
Maybe a bit OT, but I thought this might give some of you guys at least a little chuckle:


"Nasally Landmass"
 
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