Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Worse, Sonic is closing in on another front. Again, TeamImpossible had enough of Bobby:

lol so not even the retardation that was the n-word tweet could move The Impossible Fapper but making fun of Sonic? Well bucko that's a bridge too far!

I went to try and find if Impossible came to bat for the n-word tweet but I found these which I think is far more informative and interesting.

Impossible with the real deets

https://twitter.com/teamimpossible4/status/1398125325456916482

and the "No shit?" hear around the world

https://twitter.com/teamimpossible4/status/1398104443061780480

https://twitter.com/teamimpossible4/status/1398104673584877568

EDIT:
I didn't even see this at first and I have no idea why Bob would willingly put out there that one of his ardent defenders is a weirdo autist.

 

[Mola Ram]

Don't you just love people who love to talk shit and dish out punishment, but absolutely hate being on the receiving end of the abuse?

This is truly one of Bob's most obnoxious qualities. The level, depth, and ugliness of the vitriol he dishes out every single day for hours on end is hideous enough on its own, but combine that with him being so unbelievably thin-skinned, eager to play the victim card, and winking at his followers to go out and mass-report the people dunking on him ... it's one of those things that absolutely makes you want to see someone beat the shit out of him in meatspace.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

This is truly one of Bob's most obnoxious qualities. The level, depth, and ugliness of the vitriol he dishes out every single day for hours on end is hideous enough on its own, but combine that with him being so unbelievably thin-skinned, eager to play the victim card, and winking at his followers to go out and mass-report the people dunking on him ... it's one of those things that absolutely makes you want to see someone beat the shit out of him in meatspace.

Most of the times he doesn't even coyly wink at them. He usually just flat out tells then to mass report them for "targeted harassment" as if that means anything.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Sorry I didn't know that. My bad.

See how easy this shit is? Bob could learn a lot from you.

Chris gets passive aggressive on behalf of his "kick ass brother", completely unware as to why people think Bobby is a jerk:
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Chris' propensity to tweet like a thot rears its swollen head once again. I'm not like those other girls: I like Star Wars AND the MCU. One at a time, boys!

(I know that wasn't the point Chippa was trying to make, it just has the same desperate, cloying energy as e-girls begging for attention.)

 

[blablabla]

the shitta is totally a fag and his retarded sons are from his hambeast of a wife boyfriend, change my mind

 

[Positron]

See how easy this shit is? Bob could learn a lot from you.

He should have learned that from his parents and teachers, not some randos on the internet.

Or if his brother sent him tweets like the below in PMs, instead of retweeting them on his own Twitter:


Bobby continues his pathetic attempt to curry favor from feminists:

No, Abortion Ellis is not coming back, friendo.

Josh Hawley and Amazon. Anti-monopoly = Pro-Christian and Anti-Future.




Leftist remain puzzled why the disadvantaged class are so "bigoted" and "racist". Fortunately, Bobby is never troubled by this conundrum:

Did these leftist ever wonder about the reverse question, namely how come the "elites" are so set on anti-bigotry? It can't be because doing so will create a new discourse that reinforces their hegemony and perpetuates their political power no?

Other leftists, including Fox Green, inform Bobby that there is another side to human nature:

One should remember that Mao Zedong strongly encouraged his Red Guards to turn their families in, ditto for Stalin. Blowing the family unit apart is a prerequisite for totalitarian rule.

Bobby wags his tails when his merry band threatens him with dissent -- over Sonic:

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I found what lead up to all this Kurosawa and N-word nonsense.

https://twitter.com/jessehawken/status/1397908567877898241

Spoiler: Tweeted pics with links

https://twitter.com/ashleylynch/status/1397643513580326912

Ashley Lynch™ ✂️🎬 on Twitter: "I'm watching SEVEN SAMURAI and realiz…

archived 28 May 2021 11:49:15 UTC

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To be fair Seven Samurai is so long there is a built in intermission in the middle of the movie. To be even more fair I have never heard anyone, ever, argue that their movie gets to be long because Seven Samurai is super long. It's a nice strawman he's constructed.

https://twitter.com/ashleylynch/status/1203599418823364615

Ashley Lynch™ ✂️🎬 on Twitter: "Avengers Endgame There's not much tha…

archived 27 May 2021 16:39:59 UTC

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So Ashley, real name Sean, made a stupid comment about Seven Samurai being too long and that being a veiled jab at equating Kurosawa with Snyder, someone found where she praised a bunch of consoomer crap, ate shit for it, and responded with the tweet that drove Bob to say anyone who makes these kinds of arguments really just wants to say the N-word.

THIS is the hill you have chosen to die on Bob.

EDIT:

Or if his brother sent him tweets like the below in PMs, instead of retweeting them on his own Twitter:

Hilarious because that's what got this whole mess started in the first place.

 

[Tronathon242]

This is truly one of Bob's most obnoxious qualities. The level, depth, and ugliness of the vitriol he dishes out every single day for hours on end is hideous enough on its own, but combine that with him being so unbelievably thin-skinned, eager to play the victim card, and winking at his followers to go out and mass-report the people dunking on him ... it's one of those things that absolutely makes you want to see someone beat the shit out of him in meatspace.

Bob: Destroy the inferior mayghouls. Crush their caveman ways under robot feet! The way to the future must not be impeded! Build the cities of tomorrow ontop of their bones!

Also Bob: Help, this YouTuber from Guatemala is making fun of me! It's hawassment! False flag his account now!!

The spectacle is almost whiplash inducing.

It's probably been a decade since I watched the show, but I think that's a joke from the simpsons. It's very autistic regardless.

Even if it is, how is that a witty use of it? He's not very good at mocking an argument or using a meme. I'm reminded of his Game Overthinker shit and how he and one of the characters he played would laugh at his own material. I suppose if he didn't laugh, then no one would.

 

[Commander X]

Bob really is the perfect example of "woke capital" unmasked, an unapologetic corporate bootlicker, and no other corporate shill wants to admit it. Plenty of people have distanced themselves from him because he shares the same core opinions as they do, only he makes the mistake of saying the quiet parts out loud and is not silver-tonged about it.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

The idea that populism is inherently unequal is such a flaming heap of bullshit I don't know where to start.

Populism is an ideology that says that the will of the people should be supreme and bases itself as supporting the people against the elite. It's inherently opposed to unequal elites, and ironically even Wikipedia lists four members of the Squad who Bob's simped for (Omar, Tlaib, Bush and Ocasio-Cortez, if you're that curious) as populists. I look forward to him denouncing them.

I wasn't alive for the period of the 80's where the religious right was a massive force but I would not say that Pat Robertson or Mary Whitehouse were backed by big business.

What I find funny is that Bob would probably use the Balkans as an example to ”prove” that racism causes crimes against humanity yet if he was in fedora mode and I asked him what caused the Ustashas to commit atrocities he'd blame it on religion.

It's almost as if Blob's got no principles.

Monarchism was absolutely supported by a lot of proletarians (see the various Chouanneries) and the Mafia was definitely a working-class organisation.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Is there a secret section of this site no one has told me about? Are you sick fucks posting CP somewhere around here and not just pics of Nikocado Avocado's gaped asshole?

To be fair to Bob's implication, I think we have posted screenshots of Bob defending Cuties. I guess that makes us CP-adjacent.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

For the curious.

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Is there a secret section of this site no one has told me about? Are you sick fucks posting CP somewhere around here and not just pics of Nikocado Avocado's gaped asshole?

Bob just can't be bothered to separate us from the ghost of 8chan past and it's long history of child porn that is totes real because Dan Olson totes found it on the site by magical happenstance and didn't post it himself and we totes don't have proof that he did it himself.

 

[Jason Knight]

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There was no ideological "scramble," the GOP shifted to the Right because they realized they actually have to appeal to their voters to get elected, and that includes expelling people who hate the voters.

 

[Adamska]

Don't you just love people who love to talk shit and dish out punishment, but absolutely hate being on the receiving end of the abuse?
And don't you just love people who have to be right at all costs, despite ever-mounting evidence to the contrary?

Nobody does, actually. But tell that to the putrid and sentient mass of flesh and blubber. He is manicheism, Dunning-Kruger and unwarranted self-importance all into one amorphous blob.

If I were him, I'd issue a large apology, shut my goddamn social medias, close shop and do something else with my life. I'd definitely not bear being so wrong at everything.

He can't, Bob is mentally incapable of being wrong. Ever since he was a young sped with rage issues, he'd prefer denying reality itself than being wrong. He spent years denying that the Mario Bros movie was shit, and he spent years denying that the Super Show was low quality. Even then, he only changed his tune after years of constant pressure. Even then it must have hurt him deeply to do that.

He cannot and will not take an L. It's fucking stupid of him to refuse and try to weasel out of it, but it's just how he took criticism at all times. Likely due to his crippling mental disorders that he refuses to get fixed.

Also top that with his brother, who here gives me the vibe of "Relative out to help their retarded relative from bullies" and you can see that the average thing that Bob did as a kid was have mommy and daddy fight his battles for him. To this day his go-to is to waddle away and let others fight the verbal battles he starts like the dumb pussy who knows he struggles with rhetoric and debate he is.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I found what lead up to all this Kurosawa and N-word nonsense.

https://twitter.com/jessehawken/status/1397908567877898241

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Spoiler: Tweeted pics with links

https://twitter.com/ashleylynch/status/1397643513580326912

Ashley Lynch™ ✂️🎬 on Twitter: "I'm watching SEVEN SAMURAI and realiz…

archived 28 May 2021 11:49:15 UTC

archive.ph

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To be fair Seven Samurai is so long there is a built in intermission in the middle of the movie. To be even more fair I have never heard anyone, ever, argue that their movie gets to be long because Seven Samurai is super long. It's a nice strawman he's constructed.

https://twitter.com/ashleylynch/status/1203599418823364615

Ashley Lynch™ ✂️🎬 on Twitter: "Avengers Endgame There's not much tha…

archived 27 May 2021 16:39:59 UTC

archive.ph

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So Ashley, real name Sean, made a stupid comment about Seven Samurai being too long and that being a veiled jab at equating Kurosawa with Snyder, someone found where she praised a bunch of consoomer crap, ate shit for it, and responded with the tweet that drove Bob to say anyone who makes these kinds of arguments really just wants to say the N-word.
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THIS is the hill you have chosen to die on Bob.

EDIT:

Hilarious because that's what got this whole mess started in the first place.

You got to be a insane moron to argue that one of the most influential films in world cinema is inferior to a pretentious, shallow, three hour capeshit snooze fest.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

There was no ideological "scramble," the GOP shifted to the Right because they realized they actually have to appeal to their voters to get elected, and that includes expelling people who hate the voters.

Bob doesn't give a shit about thousands of people dying in stupid for-profit wars, but gets angry that Republicans are mean. What a shallow asshole.

 

[blablabla]

He can't, Bob is mentally incapable

retardo greatest tragedy is that his parents didnt care about him. as you say he has always been a mongoloid retard with rage issues but mommy and daddy let him rot his brain with pop culture bullshit and porn and instead of getting him help they tried to pass the retard that lives in the basement as special.
thats why sometimes he posts weird incel about how mom and dad families are an outdated concept or how christianity is bad
bob chippan is legit insane and someday he is going to rape the poor hooter girls or try to get into a fight with the chuds and get murdered

 

[TopTierHealer]

Most of the times he doesn't even coyly wink at them. He usually just flat out tells then to mass report them for "targeted harassment" as if that means anything.

>Order followers to mass report someone
>Targeted harrasment

Such detachment from reality can only come from Blob.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

I found this, I wonder if anyone can remake it to Bob

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Alabama Marvel, and I wanna be free
Just like the works of ol' Stan Lee