Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[TowinKarz]

Pretty much this. There is no amount of mental contortions he won't perform to preserve his worldview.
Everything can be traced back to superstitious, religious white mayo ghouls who failed to evolve properly according to Bob.

The fact people disagree with him today is proof humanity has failed to evolve property. Those dissenters and their underdeveloped minds that can't recognize brilliance when it's right in front of them (Bob) should've been weeded out generations ago.

 

[BubbleButt]

bob chipman is a pig who believes every women is a lesbian but they still want to bang him.
i dont know how this idiot has the brain power to be on twitter 24/7 and not shit his pants

People with that level of obesity and food addiction often have severe incontinence, if that tells you anything

 

[Koby_Fish]

Hmmm. I'm intrigued now since you didn't seem to catch what I tossed: Has no one around you used "the length of a regulation hockey stick" instead of "six feet" in their social distancing guidelines?

oh no I got it, but it's not really used around here much for some reason.

 

[Darksy DePhil]

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I wanted to make the Bob image with him wearing a big belt buckle and t-shirt under a tuxedo coat, but then I found the image of Bob wearing the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Thirties" t-shirt and I just had to use it.

Is that really him? The blue shirt really makes him look like the Tourettes guy

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I think Bob just needs a hug, has anyone ever hugged him before, parents not included

I'd say most of his anger comes at being rejected by everyone, including the opposite sex. His niece and nephew have probably hugged him but I doubt that'd be enough. He could earn enough to pay a hooker to fuck him every day of the week and he'd still be Bob Chipman, so everyone finds him repulsive, and not just for his looks.

Of course he'll never accept that he needs to change in order to get that level of human contact he desires so much, and so it'll never happen.

 

[Red Hood]

Gonna have to disagree with you there. Old rugrats episodes are full of jokes intended for parents, and it was always pretty obvious Mrs. DeVille was written as a lesbian. However, you still couldn’t depict homosexuality on television in the 90’s (Buffy had like the first lesbian relationship and even then they could only call them “friends” and wink). So their solution was to just genderswap her partner to an effeminate man and make the implication as obvious as possible. It wasn’t meant to be a fuck you to heteronormativity or whatever, it was more of a fuck you to censorship.

That's an absurd proposition.

 

[Tronathon242]

I'd say most of his anger comes at being rejected by everyone, including the opposite sex. His niece and nephew have probably hugged him but I doubt that'd be enough. He could earn enough to pay a hooker to fuck him every day of the week and he'd still be Bob Chipman, so everyone finds him repulsive, and not just for his looks.

Of course he'll never accept that he needs to change in order to get that level of human contact he desires so much, and so it'll never happen.

Human contact will never give him what video game and cartoon characters can. They will always be there for him and never judge his actions or hate him. Therefore, he never has to change. He never has to get in better shape, stop his perverse drooling on social media, or realize that his beliefs are dangerously close to those of the worst mass murderers of the 20th Century. He can continue to do what he does and go back to pretending that Mario is his friend and that he has three-ways with Peach and Lindsay Ellis night after night.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Human contact will never give him what video game and cartoon characters can. They will always be there for him and never judge his actions or hate him. Therefore, he never has to change. He never has to get in better shape, stop his perverse drooling on social media, or realize that his beliefs are dangerously close to those of the worst mass murderers of the 20th Century. He can continue to do what he does and go back to pretending that Mario is his friend and that he has three-ways with Peach and Lindsay Ellis night after night.

I mean that is pretty bold to say when game characters hate him

 

[GuntN7]

The fact people disagree with him today is proof humanity has failed to evolve property. Those dissenters and their underdeveloped minds that can't recognize brilliance when it's right in front of them (Bob) should've been weeded out generations ago.

Why hasn't moviebob switched diet? He sounds like a person that will seek validation by any means necessary. Why hasn't he gone whole vegan to "reverse" his (virtually has every) cardiovascular disease to brown nose those God damn chuds and receive validation from "real" medical professionals to reverse climate change. Or something like that, idk. If he tried, he would fucked it up somehow and that's what stops him from trying.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

Why hasn't moviebob switched diet? He sounds like a person that will seek validation by any means necessary. Why hasn't he gone whole vegan to "reverse" his (virtually has every) cardiovascular disease to brown nose those God damn chuds and receive validation from "real" medical professionals to reverse climate change. Or something like that, idk. If he tried, he would fucked it up somehow and that's what stops him from trying.

Vegetables taste icky and he can't get a "small amount" of them.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Vegetables taste icky and he can't get a "small amount" of them.

A big plate of steamed cauliflower and broccili with a light oil and some seasonings.

Fucking yum yum. Snack on that shit all day while playing video games instead of chips.

Dammit, now I want some. Since I don't weight 800 lbs, I can even drizzle some melted colby-jack cheese on it.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

A big plate of steamed cauliflower and broccili with a light oil and some seasonings.

Fucking yum yum. Snack on that shit all day while playing video games instead of chips.

Dammit, now I want some. Since I don't weight 800 lbs, I can even drizzle some melted colby-jack cheese on it.

The irony is Bob literally lectured people to eat healthy while gaming and it looked like he never learned from it at all

 

[instythot]

I think Bob just needs a hug, has anyone ever hugged him before, parents not included

You first, show us how it's done

 

[Fancy_Robot]

You first, show us how it's done

I was hoping a vat of sulfuric acid would do the job

 

[Emperor Julian]

Why hasn't moviebob switched diet? He sounds like a person that will seek validation by any means necessary.

I think you've got him wrong here, Moviebob will never seek validation because he genuinly thinks he's better than others. Lindsey ellis out and out telling him to knock it off didnt stop him so nothing will.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Nice to know that simply making fun of his stupid, shitty book is enough to call your status as a human being into question.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Nice to know that simply making fun of his stupid, shitty book is enough to call your status as a human being into question.

But Friendo, don't you know only Gamerg8 Kiwichan Mayoghouls would dare criticize the hallowed book? Therefore whoever criticizes it in ANY way is on the wrong side of history!

 

[Captain Marvelous]

Nobody tell him who actually campaigned against space flight.
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Knowing him, he won't acknowledge it. There are times when Bob engages and times when he doesn't. This is one of those moments that seriously clashes with his ideology.

Either that or he'll come out with a take so astounding that even his hanger ons will do double takes.

He'd probably say that they didn't understand the superior future they were protesting against and felt them protesting this was still important even if he didn't agree with it.

The reboot series has also changed Betty to be a Latina instead of a white woman.

Most People: Betty, a Latina? That's an absurd proposition!

Nickelodeon: YOU'RE AN ABSURD PROPOSITION!

 

[Kingfisher9000]

That's an absurd proposition.

Why exactly?

 

[Positron]

Tell it to, in no particular order, St John Chrysostom, St Cyril of Alexandria, St Augustine of Hippo, St Nicholas of Myra, St Thomas Aquinas, the Blessed Duns Scotus, G. K. Chesterton, Hilaire Belloc, Fr Georges Lemaître, the Venerable Fulton Sheen and the many, many other Catholic philosophers, scientists and writers who shaped the modern world.

Don't forget Gregor Mandel, whose experiments started the modern theory of genetics, without which the MovieBob thread would be far less entertaining.

What Bob's doing here reminds me of his tweet about the Chauvin verdict. It doesn't matter if it's right or not as long as the outcome is what he thinks it should be.

Bobby is not so much a Believer as a Wisher. A thing must be true because he wishes it is true.

To illustrate this point:

The story of the painting from FakeHistoryHunter.net.

People with that level of obesity and food addiction often have severe incontinence.

Or severe constipation. Bobby does sound he is chronically constipated.

A big plate of steamed cauliflower and broccili with a light oil and some seasonings.

Fucking yum yum. Snack on that shit all day while playing video games instead of chips.

You can buy one of those fashionable air-fryers and cook them to a crisp, which is the texture Bobby is used to.

Chris posts two photo of himself and his kids. See them on his Facebook.

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Let's get the most horrifying realization out of the way first.

If any film school quoted Bob Chipman as an authority, the students should rightfully complain that he is anti-black racist, misogynist, and a harasser of women. For these reasons he should be canceled.

A stalker replied to his Dragon Ball Z pinned tweet:

"Eva" Cantor is an Angel and a furry. Bobby retweets another of his posts:



Bobby has lost trust for people, yet Peter Coffin still holds out hope for Bobby:

Just WTF. The day when science determined how the minds of Bobby's cronies operate is the day we solved every problem of human consciousness.

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Ashli Babbitt deserved death for being a terrorist, which is defined as participating in a non-violent protest at the Capitol:


With each waking hour, Bobby's bloodlust gets stronger. Yet he thinks he is the one who questions other people's empathy and their usefulness.








Movie theaters sound really essential:


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Deep shit about MCU:


Titus Andronicus, The Count of Monte Cristo, and... Cruella:

Positron's translation: Disney is fucking dumb and bereft of creativity.

Angels' conference on Disney. Bobby: Disney sweeps unsuccessful franchises under rug, what genius!




Star Wars and some nignog who seems essential:

In what way does Hollywood need him more than he needs them?

Crystal Meth for Bobby.

The Youtube link is some cartoon called Cadillacs and Dinosaurs.







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Monica!

Easy Bobby, she just had a wisdom tooth extraction; tell her to suck a popsicle.

A TikThot tells an incredible story: a teacher in her school love to cut off students' earphones with scissors. One day she saw something hanging out of the thot's pocket, thought it was an earphone, and *snip* she cut off the thot's insulin pump.


We've already had too much about Angels in this update, but it's not all. The Kurosawa incident strengthened the bond between Bobby and Sean MacLaggan:








Junk food for boys, snowflakes, and trannies:




Potential crossover with Phil (ADF)?

Scalp lacerations are fun! Great for Antifa "medics" to practice their skills on too!

Oh do we have this one?