Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[UserAccess]

Let's play a game! "Spot the Alcohol"!
View attachment 2217195 View attachment 2217196

View attachment 2217197 View attachment 2217198

Chris's crony did a "soft enby reveal" and failed to get the attention he craved:
View attachment 2217203

View attachment 2217205

"The legs on that thing..."
View attachment 2217209

Alcohol spotted sir, but that’s not my biggest problem.

There is nothing healthy in that fridge. Nothing. You can argue carrots, but those are sweet. Everything is processed, salted, and carbs to excess. What's the Gatorade for? Crossfit? Unlikely. To combat fatigue from eating too much? It's saltwater with a ton of sugar to mask the taste. What's in that pitcher? Kool-aid? The only meat is hot dogs and ground beef patties?

These pricks publically judge people daily. Hey Chipmans, fuck trans rights, vaccines, diversity, racism, abortions, and any other pet causes you want to grandstand about. If you can't control what goes in your mouths, you don't remotely have the standing to give orders how others should live. Come back when you're not costing the healthcare system a million dollars per fatass Chipman.

 

[TowinKarz]

What's the Gatorade for?

Same thing a diet Coke is to a double cheeseburger...... a belief that you can make a horrible dietary choice less bad by deliberately choosing a "lesser" alternative along with it that somehow "evens out" .... in other words, edible cope.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Chris again proves that the family believes Bob is "special", in the same way that Lenny from of Mice and Men was special and George had to take care of him.

Chris is every bit as "special" as his brother is and I made this rambling rant that I lost before an error wiped it away. I will say this though, Chris is far less worthy of contempt because he is your typical Masshole automaton who doesn't have a thought the DNC didn't implant beforehand. His support for LGBTQ+ and BLM are performative because I have no reason that Chris has any true convictions. Hell, he is every bit the materialistic hedonist Bob is because of his devotion to Blockbuster and the myriad microbrews he takes selfies with. Chris comes off as more pathetic because he has the better education and job of the two, but shows time and again that means jack shit when you're a Chipman.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Let's play a game! "Spot the Alcohol"!
View attachment 2217195

He got on a chair or step ladder to take this picture. He is such a tool.

Check out my fully stocked fridge. Oh and we are really hurting if you want to keep this content coming please give me money.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Chris is every bit as "special" as his brother is and I made this rambling rant that I lost before an error wiped it away. I will say this though, Chris is far less worthy of contempt because he is your typical Masshole automaton who doesn't have a thought the DNC didn't implant beforehand. His support for LGBTQ+ and BLM are performative because I have no reason that Chris has any true convictions. Hell, he is every bit the materialistic hedonist Bob is because of his devotion to Blockbuster and the myriad microbrews he takes selfies with. Chris comes off as more pathetic because he has the better education and job of the two, but shows time and again that means jack shit when you're a Chipman.

I'm not sure why Chris stans for his brother or his LGBT supporters because they've all stated that they'll attack any friend or family member who wanders off the reservation and votes Republican. Which means that their loyalty is highly conditional on the object of their affection acting and voting a certain way. And that BougaLou asshole on twitter, wanting to throw the "men who still talk to him" under the bus for not responding to his enby reveal the way he wanted them to,- I've never seen anyone more punchable in Minecraft. I almost hate Chris more for taking the bait and rewarding his awful behavior. Having someone you know suddenly pop up and say "I'm one of the fifty-two genders there are now and you will substitute all male pronouns with the word "Myxzlptl" when you talk to me," is something that hasn't been a typical happening for much of the history of the human race, People need time to get used to your crazy shit, and if you interpret their awkward but earnest attempts at accomodation with contempt and accusations, then you are just a shit person, and you deserve to lose the rest of your friends.

 

[damian]

Let's play a game! "Spot the Alcohol"!
View attachment 2217197

My man Bob cutting out the middle man on his "regular sized" McDonald meals.

 

[Imposteroak]

Let's play a game! "Spot the Alcohol"!

In all my years of living with bachelors I don't think our fridges ever looked this pathetic.

 

[Positron]

My man Bob cutting out the middle man on his "regular sized" McDonald meals.

That's Chris's fridge. Chris is able to cut out the middle man because he has a wife who cooks for him.

Bob's fridge would be filled with science experiments.


If the story were true we have a little sociopath in making, and a mother who doesn't teach her girl to share.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Let's play a game! "Spot the Alcohol"!
View attachment 2217195 View attachment 2217196

View attachment 2217197 View attachment 2217198

Chris's crony did a "soft enby reveal" and failed to get the attention he craved:
View attachment 2217203

View attachment 2217205

"The legs on that thing..."
View attachment 2217209

Lord Almighty, there's more booze in that fridge than food. Jesus wept. Anyone wanna try tallying just how much Chris spent on alcohol based on those pictures alone? Maybe it's time for some good ol' fashioned AA. He's allegedly hurting for cash yet he keeps buying this shit...

Chickie Nuggies and Eggo waffles (WTF make your own waffles you lazy grunts) in the freezer because of course there is; this is practically a requirement when one has an autist child. But the french fries? Ugh. Maybe that's all the autist will eat, chickie nuggies n french fries, but damn son. Someone introduce this kid to Ling's or Siwin Potstickers.

 

[Walrus and Carpenter]

I'm not sure why Chris stans for his brother or his LGBT supporters because they've all stated that they'll attack any friend or family member who wanders off the reservation and votes Republican. Which means that their loyalty is highly conditional on the object of their affection acting and voting a certain way. And that BougaLou asshole on twitter, wanting to throw the "men who still talk to him" under the bus for not responding to his enby reveal the way he wanted them to,- I've never seen anyone more punchable in Minecraft. I almost hate Chris more for taking the bait and rewarding his awful behavior. Having someone you know suddenly pop up and say "I'm one of the fifty-two genders there are now and you will substitute all male pronouns with the word "Myxzlptl" when you talk to me," is something that hasn't been a typical happening for much of the history of the human race, People need time to get used to your crazy shit, and if you interpret their awkward but earnest attempts at accomodation with contempt and accusations, then you are just a shit person, and you deserve to lose the rest of your friends.

Massachusetts is a very strange state. I've lived among the Massholes for over 20 years now and still don't understand why they act the way that they do. Much is made of how educated the populace is, but education and intelligence are two things that are not as closely related as many believe. They don't vote in their own best interests. It is one of the whitest states in the US but also one of the bluest.

As a slight powerlevel, there has to be something wrong with the water up there. My online D&D group with only five members (four of the five live in MA at least part of the year) has two troons associated with it. One of the players trooned out this year. Sailboat charter captain out of P-town, but originally from Tennessee and seemed pretty normal up until now. Another player's older brother trooned out about 7 or 8 years ago. Male nurse, probably not too surprising.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

That's Chris's fridge. Chris is able to cut out the middle man because he has a wife who cooks for him.

Bob's fridge would be filled with science experiments.

View attachment 2217381
If the story were true we have a little sociopath in making, and a mother who doesn't teach her girl to share.
View attachment 2217384 View attachment 2217383

I mean little kids are known for being very selfish and they probably let other people eat the cake anyway. But Bob thinking this is brilliant makes me believe he wished he did this as a kid or will do this for the future.

 

[thismanlies]

That's Chris's fridge. Chris is able to cut out the middle man because he has a wife who cooks for him.

Bob's fridge would be filled with science experiments.

View attachment 2217381
If the story were true we have a little sociopath in making, and a mother who doesn't teach her girl to share.
View attachment 2217384 View attachment 2217383

Virgin Bob: Plays Super Mario Bros in his parents' car so he doesn't have to interact with his family.
Chad Three Year Old: Makes a birthday cake so sad her friends and family can only look on in horror as she enjoys it for herself.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I mean little kids are known for being very selfish and they probably let other people eat the cake anyway. But Bob thinking this is brilliant makes me believe he wished he did this as a kid or will do this for the future.

yeah, it's typical 3-year-old's logic there. 3 year olds haven't got fully developed empathy or sense of others. But it's downright autistic for any kid, even a 3 year old, to think that this would *work* (to cause others -including adults!) to avoid eating the cake), and super turbo autistic for Bob to think that this is a "brilliant" idea.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Massachusetts is a very strange state. I've lived among the Massholes for over 20 years now and still don't understand why they act the way that they do. Much is made of how educated the populace is, but education and intelligence are two things that are not as closely related as many believe. They don't vote in their own best interests. It is one of the whitest states in the US but also one of the bluest.

As a slight powerlevel, there has to be something wrong with the water up there. My online D&D group with only five members (four of the five live in MA at least part of the year) has two troons associated with it. One of the players trooned out this year. Sailboat charter captain out of P-town, but originally from Tennessee and seemed pretty normal up until now. Another player's older brother trooned out about 7 or 8 years ago. Male nurse, probably not too surprising.

That makes me want to ask about the general attitude of Massholes (I don't want to bother with their proper demonym) as I have got to wonder if the region influence on Bob's caustic attitude in any small way. My take on the denizens of the state is that they feel not only excessive pride, but a largely unearned sense of superiority from being the cradle of the American Revolution or home to many hallowed institutions such as MIT and Harvard. Bob and Chris obviously demonstrate a smug attitude despite their mediocre to non-existent intelligence. It's hilarious how they disdain places like the Ozarks or Appalachia as insulated backwaters when proud "Bostonians" like Bob and Chris live in their own bubble that logic cannot penetrate. For example, Bob is convinced that manufacturing jobs are obsolete, but if that is truly the case then why corporations outsourcing them to China and other third world nations rather than phase them out entirely? That's because they aren't and corporations are outsourcing those jobs because of lax labor laws and they fact that they only have to pay slave wages whereas American workers won't stand for that shit. Is such stupidity like this the exception or the rule?

 

[Kabuki Actor]

yeah, it's typical 3-year-old's logic there. 3 year olds haven't got fully developed empathy or sense of others. But it's downright autistic for any kid, even a 3 year old, to think that this would *work* (to cause others -including adults!) to avoid eating the cake), and super turbo autistic for Bob to think that this is a "brilliant" idea.

He's humoring the child, it's what people do when reading about goofy baby schemes on social media.

 

[Positron]

I mean little kids are known for being very selfish and they probably let other people eat the cake anyway. But Bob thinking this is brilliant makes me believe he wished he did this as a kid or will do this for the future.

Kids are selfish but it is rare to find a 3-year-old having this kind of foresight: if I put people under this situation I would have all the cake to myself. Indeed this scheme indicates that she is capable of empathy -- understanding what other people would feel under a certain circumstance -- yet the kid deliberate acts against her empathy.

Anyway if this story were true it is the mom's problem.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Kids are selfish but it is rare to find a 3-year-old having this kind of foresight: if I put people under this situation I would have all the cake to myself. Indeed this scheme indicates that she is capable of empathy -- understanding what other people would feel under a certain circumstance -- yet the kid deliberate acts against her empathy.

Anyway if this story were true it is the mom's problem.

It's exceptional because it's assuming everybody else would be so sad about the scene on the cake that they couldn't bear to eat it, yet somehow she can stand to eat it. Very autistic reasoning. It isn't quite empathy; it's more like an idiotic assumption, because there's no way in hell that ANYONE would feel that way, looking at that cake, even if they bawled their eyes out in the theater to the live action Mufasa dying.

 

[BlerdBjern]

Massachusetts is a very strange state. I've lived among the Massholes for over 20 years now and still don't understand why they act the way that they do. Much is made of how educated the populace is, but education and intelligence are two things that are not as closely related as many believe. They don't vote in their own best interests. It is one of the whitest states in the US but also one of the bluest.

As a slight powerlevel, there has to be something wrong with the water up there. My online D&D group with only five members (four of the five live in MA at least part of the year) has two troons associated with it. One of the players trooned out this year. Sailboat charter captain out of P-town, but originally from Tennessee and seemed pretty normal up until now. Another player's older brother trooned out about 7 or 8 years ago. Male nurse, probably not too surprising.

eh, too be fair, not acting solely in your own interest is not necessarily a bad thing. Acting on the interests of others instead of solely your own is arguably the basis of society as we know it.

Except when you're dumb about it.

But the attitude of "Fuck you Got mine" is a really bad one.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

That makes me want to ask about the general attitude of Massholes (I don't want to bother with their proper demonym) as I have got to wonder if the region influence on Bob's caustic attitude in any small way. My take on the denizens of the state is that they feel not only excessive pride, but a largely unearned sense of superiority from being the cradle of the American Revolution or home to many hallowed institutions such as MIT and Harvard. Bob and Chris obviously demonstrate a smug attitude despite their mediocre to non-existent intelligence. It's hilarious how they disdain places like the Ozarks or Appalachia as insulated backwaters when proud "Bostonians" like Bob and Chris live in their own bubble that logic cannot penetrate. For example, Bob is convinced that manufacturing jobs are obsolete, but if that is truly the case then why corporations outsourcing them to China and other third world nations rather than phase them out entirely? That's because they aren't and corporations are outsourcing those jobs because of lax labor laws and they fact that they only have to pay slave wages whereas American workers won't stand for that shit. Is such stupidity like this the exception or the rule?

So the Massholes feel good for things they didn't even fricken do -stuff their ancestors did. But weren't those same ancestors responsible for slavery too? How dare they feel pride for a bunch of slaveowners!

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Chris's crony did a "soft enby reveal" and failed to get the attention he craved:

What even is a ”soft enby reveal” and why should I give a shit about a man attention whoring on Facebook?