Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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What even is a ”soft enby reveal” and why should I give a shit about a man attention whoring on Facebook?
it's where the person sorta hints lightly that they are Non-Binary (neither male nor female) but does it for asspats because So Stunning, Much Brave, Wow.
Makes me wonder if the person's dad was present in the home when growing up, and if so, whether he repeatedly told his kid, "You'll NEVER be a man, you limp-wristed pussy cuck."

Nobody should give a shit about it, because narcissists gonna narc. Feeding their narcissistic supply is the exact wrong thing to do. That's why the soft enby is throwing a fit that they didn't get more asspats.
 
it's where the person sorta hints lightly that they are Non-Binary (neither male nor female) but does it for asspats because So Stunning, Much Brave, Wow.
Makes me wonder if the person's dad was present in the home when growing up, and if so, whether he repeatedly told his kid, "You'll NEVER be a man, you limp-wristed pussy cuck."

Nobody should give a shit about it, because narcissists gonna narc. Feeding their narcissistic supply is the exact wrong thing to do. That's why the soft enby is throwing a fit that they didn't get more asspats.
In the Bechtloff stream where the black guy talked about Bob's fan fiction, didn't he say Bob's father wasn't around much when he was a kid? Would explain some things.
 
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Bobby might have gone barcrawling on Sunday; there have been very few tweets for the past 24 hours.

Even with a colossal nutter like Mike Pompeo, Bobby still looks like the nuttier one:
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China:
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As an adult, Bobby continues to feel bullied and victimized, presumably by violent white people:
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Dr. Wallkick is perceptive as usual:
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Marvel's chairman donated to Trump (ProPublica exposé; archive). Bobby's response is incomprehensible to me, and he censors the work "lackey" for some reason:
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Archangel Luke continues to care about the one thing he cares about:
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Chu-chu:
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That makes me want to ask about the general attitude of Massholes (I don't want to bother with their proper demonym) as I have got to wonder if the region influence on Bob's caustic attitude in any small way. My take on the denizens of the state is that they feel not only excessive pride, but a largely unearned sense of superiority from being the cradle of the American Revolution or home to many hallowed institutions such as MIT and Harvard. Bob and Chris obviously demonstrate a smug attitude despite their mediocre to non-existent intelligence. It's hilarious how they disdain places like the Ozarks or Appalachia as insulated backwaters when proud "Bostonians" like Bob and Chris live in their own bubble that logic cannot penetrate. For example, Bob is convinced that manufacturing jobs are obsolete, but if that is truly the case then why corporations outsourcing them to China and other third world nations rather than phase them out entirely? That's because they aren't and corporations are outsourcing those jobs because of lax labor laws and they fact that they only have to pay slave wages whereas American workers won't stand for that shit. Is such stupidity like this the exception or the rule?
Boston remains the whitest big city in the entire US, with large working class neighborhoods like the North End (healthiest urban Little Italy left in the US), Charlestown, and South Boston (Southie). Lynn was historically a manufacturing center and still has many high-paying blue collar jobs thanks to the fact that General Electric's second oldest plant is located there. This is where GE's entire line of jet engines and other turbines is manufactured. A lot of people don't realize that the US is still either first or second in the world in the value of manufactured goods produced. It's just done more efficiently here than elsewhere so there are less actual jobs than in the past. The Route 128 corridor west of Boston once challenged Silicon Valley for primacy in high-tech, but those days are gone. All that remains from Digital Computer Corporation, which was once the largest in the US, is the credit union that was formerly for employees only.

People I've personally met in Massachusetts are a mixed-bag politically. Most of my experience is on Cape Cod, which has historically been more conservative than most of the rest of the state but has its own issues with its economy being based almost entirely on tourism. In my personal experience, people there tend to hide their powerlevel, so, not like Bob and Chris. Back when he was still alive, I could never find anyone who would admit to voting for Ted Kennedy even though the majority of the people that I discussed him with must have done so.

eh, too be fair, not acting solely in your own interest is not necessarily a bad thing. Acting on the interests of others instead of solely your own is arguably the basis of society as we know it.

Except when you're dumb about it.

But the attitude of "Fuck you Got mine" is a really bad one.
I wasn't really thinking of mercenary self-interest like you see on the part of teacher's unions. A lot of blind party-line voting goes on in MA. Rural western Massachusetts is pretty solidly blue for whatever reason. I grew up in CT which is a state that is almost as fucked-up as MA but small towns statewide tended to be redder. The cities in CT were and are all total shitholes, unfortunately.
So the Massholes feel good for things they didn't even fricken do -stuff their ancestors did. But weren't those same ancestors responsible for slavery too? How dare they feel pride for a bunch of slaveowners!
Massachusetts was one leg of the Triangle Trade, sugar cane products were brought from the Caribbean to New England to make rum. The rum was then used in Africa to buy slaves.
 
In the Bechtloff stream where the black guy talked about Bob's fan fiction, didn't he say Bob's father wasn't around much when he was a kid? Would explain some things.
Somewhere either in the book or in one of his many tweets, Bob indicated his dad was a "newspaper man" all his life (though not sure if he was an editor, writer, reporter, or just whucking fut, as I don't think Bob specified), so apparently he'd work a loooooooooooooot of overtime or be out a lot due to his work.

Explains a lot, indeed. Including the drinking.
 
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Are people ever going to let the "Jesus was black" nonsense die? Jesus, it used to be a fucking joke and people take it seriously now. Jesus was at best of North African (which is very far from black) dissent (which is still very unlikely, most likely middle eastern/Mediterranean). He was not Middle, eastern or South African black (there are many shades of African black even going south from North Africa).

Of course Bob and his ilk don't know the myriad differences in skin color present in Africa. They are ignorant uncultured racists who just assume all Africans are black as night regardless of location.
Ethiopia has depicted Jesus as black for nearly 2,000 years; people in South America and Mexican depict Jesus as olive skinned. People depict Jesus as whatever their skin color is, but if you ask most Christians, they'll tell you it's not what Jesus looked like that's important- it's what Jesus taught and who He was that's important. (An aside: since Jesus was born a Jew, He most likely looked like a Middle Easterner, but that's neither here nor there.)

If Kine der Robert actually paid any attention during his Catholic days, he'd know this. If any of his fedora-tipping ilk paid any attention to what Christians said, they'd know this. They're simply grabbing onto a surface aspect to make their argument- missing the forest for the trees, as it were.
 
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Chris's crony did a "soft enby reveal" and failed to get the attention he craved:
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Chris' continuous begging made me finally look at his twitter, and the man is just pathetic. All this screaming and typing just for next to no interaction as he acts like a teenage girl.

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I've lost respect for Less Than Jake. I wonder how much he paid the guy to sing the song and if he tried to write that off as an expense. The growing panic and borderline suicide baiting in the first tweet makes me think he's gonna get fired soon, maybe his bitching on twitter has finally caught up with him.
 
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Boston remains the whitest big city in the entire US, with large working class neighborhoods like the North End (healthiest urban Little Italy left in the US), Charlestown, and South Boston (Southie). Lynn was historically a manufacturing center and still has many high-paying blue collar jobs thanks to the fact that General Electric's second oldest plant is located there. This is where GE's entire line of jet engines and other turbines is manufactured. A lot of people don't realize that the US is still either first or second in the world in the value of manufactured goods produced. It's just done more efficiently here than elsewhere so there are less actual jobs than in the past. The Route 128 corridor west of Boston once challenged Silicon Valley for primacy in high-tech, but those days are gone. All that remains from Digital Computer Corporation, which was once the largest in the US, is the credit union that was formerly for employees only.

People I've personally met in Massachusetts are a mixed-bag politically. Most of my experience is on Cape Cod, which has historically been more conservative than most of the rest of the state but has its own issues with its economy being based almost entirely on tourism. In my personal experience, people there tend to hide their powerlevel, so, not like Bob and Chris. Back when he was still alive, I could never find anyone who would admit to voting for Ted Kennedy even though the majority of the people that I discussed him with must have done so.
Thanks for that. Unlike Bob, I prefer to give people the benefit of the doubt and believe that they are largely decent to each other because we live in a society after all. Fuck, The Mule had Clint Eastwood play a slightly bigoted man who didn't use ethnic slurs towards Hispanics out of hatred--unlike Bob--and was actually quite friendly to them. Hell, his character used the proceeds to pay for his granddaughter's wedding and the rebuilding of veteran's club/bar out of altruism despite knowing where the money came from. Then he actually risked his own life to put off a delivery so that he could be there to comfort his ex-wife in her final days and accepted the consequences for his crime by spending the last of his days in prison. Bob sees people as caricatures because he and Chris are effectively that.

For all my ragging on Boston for being a second-rate New York, I do acknowledge its historical importance and distinct culture. Massholes like Bob make it hard to admit that and some of the weird shit that happens down there (as I live north of the 49th parallel) makes me wonder what they dump into the Charles River. Bob truly represents the ugly side of Massachusetts with his ignorance and attitude that would put Loki to shame, but it appears that the prevailing culture has little to do with it.
 
The soft enby reveal is even funnier because "no one caring" in that situation could actually be a positive thing. Think about other (real) coming out situations. "Oh, you're gay? Well, I *don't care* if you're gay or straight, you're still the same guy to me!"
Not caring about someone's gender identity hurts them because gender identity is all about narcissism and asspats. Not caring about someone's sexual orientation, or nationality, or religion is actually quite tolerant.
 
Let's play a game! "Spot the Alcohol"!
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Chris's crony did a "soft enby reveal" and failed to get the attention he craved:
HOLY SHIT! He bought a new French door fridge with the freaking video output door??

Those things just came out a few years ago and are still top of the line appliances. No wonder he has money problems! He could have saved thousands of $ just getting a regular bottom freezer fridge without video equipment built in.

EDIT. Using best buy as an example.
Insta view fridge? Regular price $3050

Basic French door? $1500.
 
Maybe it was spelled right and you're just too bigoted to accept that some people disregard your integernormative dimensionality.
When I was six, I noticed the name was "M-XYZ-PoT LucK." And ever since then, I am unable to forget how to spell Mxyzptlk's name.
I think of all the stuff I can't remember but want to, and this is the sort of crap I know. Some people remember the Presidents; I can spell "Mxyzptlk." Life ain't fair.
 
HOLY SHIT! He bought a new French door fridge with the freaking video output door??

Those things just came out a few years ago and are still top of the line appliances. No wonder he has money problems! He could have saved thousands of $ just getting a regular bottom freezer fridge without video equipment built in.

EDIT. Using best buy as an example.
Insta view fridge? Regular price $3050

Basic French door? $1500.
Merciful Frigg! Maybe I'm just lowly mayo ghoul with no discernible taste, but are people so lazy that they would rather pay double than open a freaking door? My parents renovated their kitchen a year ago and only bought the basic model because they care more about utility than bells and whistles. Chris truly deserves an audit from the IRS is he's that stupid with his money.

To borrow from the Omniman meme, "Think, Chris, think! You could've bought a second fridge and completely stocked it with beer for what you paid!"
 
HOLY SHIT! He bought a new French door fridge with the freaking video output door??
Oh, that's what that is! I just looked at the thumbnail and rather stupidly assumed he'd taken a picture of his fridge with a phone then took a picture of that. Makes no sense, I admit, but little in this thread does.

So, enlighten this non-bleeding-edge philistine.... Does this screen that doubles the cost of the fridge do anything other than let you see what's in it without having to exert your poor muscles opening the door? Because other than (thankfully very rare) undefined cravings my only reason to open a fridge door is to take something out or put something back. I can already see someone talking about energy savings but I'm not sure the extra energy expended building the camera and screen and setting everything up could possibly be offset by the occasional random fridge inspection unless the owner is some sort of broken person who just opens the door and stares at his food as a regular thing.
 
HOLY SHIT! He bought a new French door fridge with the freaking video output door??

Those things just came out a few years ago and are still top of the line appliances. No wonder he has money problems! He could have saved thousands of $ just getting a regular bottom freezer fridge without video equipment built in.

EDIT. Using best buy as an example.
Insta view fridge? Regular price $3050

Basic French door? $1500.

Today was the day I realized that I am so old and out of touch that I don't even understand refrigerators anymore.
 
Oh, that's what that is! I just looked at the thumbnail and rather stupidly assumed he'd taken a picture of his fridge with a phone then took a picture of that. Makes no sense, I admit, but little in this thread does.

So, enlighten this non-bleeding-edge philistine.... Does this screen that doubles the cost of the fridge do anything other than let you see what's in it without having to exert your poor muscles opening the door? Because other than (thankfully very rare) undefined cravings my only reason to open a fridge door is to take something out or put something back. I can already see someone talking about energy savings but I'm not sure the extra energy expended building the camera and screen and setting everything up could possibly be offset by the occasional random fridge inspection unless the owner is some sort of broken person who just opens the door and stares at his food as a regular thing.
No it's literally there just to tell you what you have inside. Fixing to leave the house? Take a glance to see if you need anything.

What makes it even funnier is that there are fridges built with literally just a window pane on the door.

But you can tell that's not the model Chris got because you can see the backside of the door in the first shots and it's solid white. And those smart fridges can REALLY run up in price.

If I wasn't so busy getting drunk today I'd see if I could figure out exactly what model fridge he got. I hope he at least got it on sale (though in my experience when a kitchen remodel was done the buyers weren't as concerned with price).
 
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