Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Benisbro]

Really? Wow. maybe Hitler needs his own thread on Kiwifarms.

Adolf Hitler / Adolf / Herr Wolf / “Der Fuhrer” - (Formerly) Middle Aged Manlet, Mussolini with hair, Ardent National “Socialist” and Superior Race-ist, the Art School Dropout, the Occult -Worshipper, publicly humiliated by the USA and USSR, coped poorly

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

If we're being intellectually honest, Hitler and Trump's speaking styles were similar. That's what killed Huey Long, by the way. The left used his speaking style to draw equivalence.

Dunno what you mean. I've never seen Donald Trump raging and screaming into a microphone. Usually his speeches are pretty meandering, but mostly good humored with the occasional rhetorical jab at people who've already jabbed at him. Not so much mid 20th century European dictator (not a lot of laughs in Hitler's speeches), more like how a plumber or cab driver would talk if he was running for office and had zero fucks left to give.

That old fashioned theatrical style of oratory (Hitler, Huey Long) wasn't uncommon in the 30's and 40's. It was probably riveting stuff in the days when people listened to political speeches because there weren't that many other free entertainment options, but it was also very mannered and stagey, a product of an era when the most popular mass communication medium was AM radio. Wouldn't work today.

Huey Long was a man of the Left, his criticism of FDR's New Deal was that it didn't go far enough. He wasn't killed for what he said, he was murdered because he made a lot of enemies through what he did.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

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I wanted to make the Bob image with him wearing a big belt buckle and t-shirt under a tuxedo coat, but then I found the image of Bob wearing the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Thirties" t-shirt and I just had to use it.

Where could I make this? I was going to make one with Kathleen Kennedy for the Star Wars thread.

 

[instythot]

If they watch Moviebob regularly, there isn't a chance in hell that they aren't going to ape his buffoonish thinking. I also imagine these are the same kind of people who got "shook" whenever one of those "warning signs of fascism" posts got thrown onto Facebook abd their minds immediately leapt to Orange Man because they lack an original thought in their heads.

It's not like the DCEU was ever good at adapting stories from the comics themselves whenever the creators actually tried to do that. You mentioned BvS and that was a malformed chimera of original ideas along with elements of The Death of Superman and The Dark Knight Returns but done poorly. Would we really expect them to do anything remotely complex like Doomsday Clock with any competency?

That said, only way DC should try to adapt anything is in animated form. That is the only area they have beaten Marvel and by that I mean they've utterly thrashed them in terms of quality. I'd even go out on a limb and say the animated versions of Batman: Year One and The Dark Knight Returns are among the best Batman films period.

The problem with BvS wasn't that it poorly adapted several stories and comic book arcs that most of the audience don't know exist, the problem was that several major plot points were complete nonsense and huge chunks of the dialogue was horseshit

Off the top of my head, having not seen the movie since release and not intending to ever see it again:
-one of the few things everyone knows about Batman is that he doesn't kill and looks for every possible alternative to killing and doesn't use firearms. Early on, he opens a hail of machine gun fire on minor criminals
-Batman's big genius brain plan to bait and trap superman is to stand on a roof and wait. And then it works though the divine hand of the plot gods
-"your mom's name is Martha too? We're best friends now" being the conclusion to combat to the death

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

-"your mom's name is Martha too? We're best friends now" being the conclusion to combat to the death

It was more the delivery of that line that killed it for me, but I get what you're saying. Batman had spent much of the film nursing a massive hate boner for Superman and viewed him as a complete monster after that Waynetech building collapsed during the Superman/Zod fight. I believe its purpose was to give Bruce an ephipany--that Superman was more human than he admitted because the even the Man of Steel had people he loved. However, why the hell would Superman call his adopted mother by her first name? It's not like he knew Batman's identity or his mother's name.

At least it was somewhat meme worthy. Dawn of Marthaaaaaaaa!

 

[Tronathon242]

Even that's wishful thinking because they have been getting a lot of misses in the last decade in the animated medium. Their DCAU got to be one of the biggest wasted potentials I've ever seen. They mishandled Court of Owls, Judas Contract, Hush, The first two big stories of John's JL run, etc. Even the DCEU didn't get me this apathetic when it came to its end. I agree their animation handling is far better, but currently, I'm iffy on how they'll handle Long Halloween with the track record.

The Long Halloween is my favorite comic book story of all time and even with the glowing praise I gave the DCAU, I feel iffy as well because it may be great but it isn't perfect. I still feel that even a meh adaptation of it in animated form would be better than anything they could handle in live action. It's just wait and see for now.

Adolf Hitler / Adolf / Herr Wolf / “Der Fuhrer” - (Formerly) Middle Aged Manlet, Mussolini with hair, Ardent National “Socialist” and Superior Race-ist, the Art School Dropout, the Occult -Worshipper, publicly humiliated by the USA and USSR, coped poorly

This makes me wonder who coped more poorly: Hitler who just offed himself before he got captured or Göring who got captured, went through a trial and attempted to defend himself, got sentenced to death but then cheated the hangman at the last minute.

Based, pretty sure this excuses Dresden

"Butcher" Harris did nothing wrong.

Didn't he say that shit already?

I know I heard him make this point at least once before.

He needs to get some new material, and other interests.

If he can't get over imagined schoolyard slights, how can he possibly get new interests or material?

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Where could I make this? I was going to make one with Kathleen Kennedy for the Star Wars thread.

I just Photoshopped it. There isn't a template, although I suppose someone with scripting talent could make one. It seems like it would be a useful meme for Current Year.

This makes me wonder who coped more poorly: Hitler who just offed himself before he got captured or Göring who got captured, went through a trial and attempted to defend himself, got sentenced to death but then cheated the hangman at the last minute.

Goring didn't expect the Allies to seek his life so he was in for a shock when he got captured. Still, he coped about as well as a man could in that position, losing some weight and getting chummy with an American guard who (allegedly) supplied him with the cyanide. Considering that Goring was one of the top dogs and was likely to suffer greatly at the hands of the hangmen (who made it a point to make Nazi executions as painful and as drawn out as possible,) you could say that he narrowly escaped justice.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

The Long Halloween is my favorite comic book story of all time and even with the glowing praise I gave the DCAU, I feel iffy as well because it may be great but it isn't perfect. I still feel that even a meh adaptation of it in animated form would be better than anything they could handle in live action. It's just wait and see for now.

I agree. I loved, The Long Halloween, it was my first comic book. My grandma bought it for me for Christmas. I hope the movie is good, it’s only the capeshit thing, I’m looking forward to.

Hitler was known for all his horrors, but also, he has some really sweet fanfic he wrote where he and an African Princess go back in time to assassinate King David. It got kind of iffy where there was a sex scene between the two, but the writing afterwards where they drink german beer out of a Hebrews skull? Fantastic and romantic.

Did he really write something like that?

 

[Vesperus]

Hitler and Trump's speaking styles were similar.

Oh, fuck off. Hitler could pronounce words properly and stick to a speech.

 

[Nobue]

Adolf Hitler / Adolf / Herr Wolf / “Der Fuhrer” - (Formerly) Middle Aged Manlet, Mussolini with hair, Ardent National “Socialist” and Superior Race-ist, the Art School Dropout, the Occult -Worshipper, publicly humiliated by the USA and USSR, coped poorly

Fun fact, he was average size for his day. He just had this almost homoerotic need to surround himself with tall, handsome dudes.

 

[Troon Anthropologist]

Fun fact, he was average size for his day. He just had this almost homoerotic need to surround himself with tall, handsome dudes.

Bob could never make it into Hitler’s Himbo Squad, despite being an absolute unit. Sad.

 

[Positron]

-This manchildness extends to Hitler's favorite books and music, action-adventure stories for boys by Karl May and the heroic, mythology-inspired tones of Wagner.
-Such manchildness extends much further to Hitler's own Leadership base, such as Himmler and especially Goebbels sharing similar thoughts and tastes.

You can fault Wagner for many things, but "heroic mythology" as an inspiration is a common to many composers from the Romantic period. People like to pitch Brahms against Wagner, and indeed Brahms was not big on folklore (or indeed any extra-musical inspiration), but Dvorak, the benefactor and sorta disciple of Brahms, was huge on heroic folklore.

If you want to make a case of Wagner's manchildness, count the number of women who sacrifice themselves for the sake of undeserving, uncomprehending men in his operas (Senta, Elisabeth, Brunhilde, Kundry)

And classical music was solely Hitler's thing; his underlings like Goebbels did not share his taste. The party members loathed it when Hitler sent them concert tickets.

Bob calling others manchildren is always a treat, but criticizing Hitler for liking bombastic classical music is something special.

What kind of music does Bob even like? It seems like it might be early 2000s pop-punk but it is honestly kind of hard to tell.

In his old blog (archived) he claimed he like classical music and classic rock, yet I wonder whether there can be anyone with even a passing acquaintance for classical music can tolerate this opening tune:

It is a blatant, annoying knockoff of Chopin's "Military" Polonaise.

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As New-Zealandish as Kiwi Farms. I like that!

 

[The Valeyard]

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Let me guess, it’s a visual novel?

 

[The Fatriarchy]

In his old blog (archived) he claimed he like classical music and classic rock, yet I wonder whether there can be anyone with even a passing acquaintance for classical music can tolerate this opening tune:

It is a blatant, annoying knockoff of Chopin's "Military" Polonaise.

I'm going to disagree. Three notes does not make a knockoff.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Let me guess, it’s a visual novel?

Ren'py and its consequences have been a disaster for the "indie development" community.

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As New-Zealandish as Kiwi Farms. I like that!

The fuck is Zee-man holding on the can? It looks like a used condom. I like craft beer, so I am used to bad label/can design, but that one is particularly awful.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Let me guess, it’s a visual novel?

It's kind of beautiful, really. Vaporwave, a music genre about a dystopian shitty future stacked with corporate overlords is the theme of a tranny getting nickel and dimed for shitty Chinese horse estrogen.

 

[Positron]

Democrats are selfish and hypocritical but reeeeeeee!!!! All Cops Are Bastards!!!!!

Does Bobby believe that Maya Wiley is going to let her private security patrol outside her premise, you know, for the benefit of the neighborhood?

Award-winning self-awareness:


More "you learn the world through TV! Grow up!" projection, this time against Matt Taibbi (his unlocked Substack article)

I too think "voting to decide the truth of things" is an extremely bad thing, and the only worse thing is "feeling to decide the truth of things".

Conservatives are idiots.


"Beardo goon"

If "you can be successful in even the most cutthroat spaces for a certain amount of time and still be dumb as a bag of hammers" and Bobby has smarts to spare, then why isn't he successful? This "beardo goon husband" is able to present his ideas clearly and convincingly, at a speed that we, the Unproperly Evolved, can digest. Not all beardo goons can do that.

Speaking of beards, we discover a Believer among the technology aristocracy:


Nigger bullshit. A journo retracts his former conclusion and flagellates himself, when he realized that it is a Very Bad Thing to blame niggers on anything:

Bobby is impervious to misplaced empathy; Bobby is impervious to empathy at all.

As he did in "Making a Better Gamer", Bobby strongly urges people to better themselves -- and part of self-betterment is to rid yourselves of sympathy towards people who refuse to surrender their livelihood to machines.


Marvin Heemeyer. Someone dared to compare him with those BLM saints and heroes:

Bobby just can't stop telling people to grow up can he?

Richard Dawkins. I don't like Kafka and I incline to agree with him.


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Bring Willy Wonka to the 21st century by having the kids gristily impaled, exsanguinated, or dismembered.

Why the fuck are people so enamored with the SAW films? They are morally so fucked up. At least Freddy or the Cenobites don't pretend to teach people existential wisdom.

Regarding other popular horror franchises:


Inane slapfight over MCU:


Tom Hanks goes woke (archive of NYT article)


Logan Paul:


Bobby fetishized lesbianism "back in the 90s when [he] was a younger and less... cultivated breed of geek", and now he deplore the fact that new nerds fail to be inspired by the pure love between women.

So men can't win can we? We are either too toxic or not horndoggly enough.


Silly woman. If we troon out like you then "girl on girls" are for us again!




Thirst:



Sooner or later Bobby'd have to fuck rocks, which can't run away from him.

Turns out Bobby isn't the only spineless creature who is desperate for a cuddle:

(3-year-old Nature article)


Spider silk has a tensile strength between 0.4-2 GigaPascal, which is inferior to Kelvar. Hence few people talk about it nowadays.

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"Art-games dressed as games":


Consoom Pokemon knockoff!


Fake Tits dropped such a bombshell that she had to retract her tweet later:


Crossover with Tony Goldmark:


New Angels:



Christa Peterson, although a genuine woman, is a frequent orbiter of Rhys McKinnon and is hostage to tranny bullshit:

I have no idea what this particular drama is about, but I'm sure there is no witness intimidation. These types abuse legal lingo to make their opponents cower.

 

[Flexo]

That's David Sandberg, so yes.

It's funny because David seems to be a decent dude who puts short films on YouTube and from there launched a film career that led to directing a major DC movie.

In other words, more proof the only thing holding back Bobby from his dream career is laziness.

Wow. maybe Hitler needs his own thread on Kiwifarms.

How do I nominate this for random.txt?

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Sweet Freya! That air-fried chicken farm is ugly as sin. The sauce looks like it came straight out of the can and it would help to sprinkle it with some real parmesan.

I would pay good money to see Gordon Ramsay kick down the door and yell at the Chipmans for their grave insults to the culinary arts. Hell, I think Bob and Chris' cooking would make Guy Fieri cry because they are the meteor that wiped Flavortown off the map

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob’s Disney and Mario boners collide.