Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[he who has thus come/gone]

Richard Dawkins. I don't like Kafka and I incline to agree with him.

The point is about the position of the son in contemporary society and his household, and how his transformation dehumanizes and isolates him in every possible way—and this is a representation of Kafka's view of the horrors of his contemporary, urban, middle class world. It's not just creative fiction CinemaBob, you retard. This is in the introduction to any major publication of Kafka, just read a fucking book.

Dawkins is just wrong, but I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt because he has a different field of study in which he is accomplished.

Also Bobert replying to Dawkins and addressing him as "Rich"...who the fuck do you think you are? So amazingly disrespectful to a hugely accomplished, if ornery and disagreeable, person.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Sooner or later Bobby'd have to fuck rocks, which can't run away from him.

A (small) crevasse is the only thing that Bob's going to stick his willy in.

In other words, more proof the only thing holding back Bobby from his dream career is laziness.

That and his rotten attitude. I wouldn't want to work with someone as angry and hateful as Bob.

As for David Sandberg, I recall that there were some fans joking about putting nipples on the Shazam costume and he replied that he placed them on the ass.

God, I wonder what the mood was like on Shazam. I had the privilege of seeing Zachary Levi in person at the Calgary Comic & Entertainment Expo in 2019, and the man is a big kid (in a charming and endearing way) to the point where Asher Angel and Jack Grazer looked more composed. I regret not ponying up the cash to get his autograph.

 

[A Pale Shadow]

What kind of music does Bob even like? It seems like it might be early 2000s pop-punk but it is honestly kind of hard to tell.

I couldn't tell you what video it was in specifically, but I recall years ago in a Q&A video he did about his tastes he claimed to like metal. Now as a diehard metalhead myself I know this is almost certainly horseshit. If I know Bob his idea of metal is probably whatever garbage bin Def Leppard clone is passing as nostalgic these days for his ongoing Gen X larp.

 

[UserAccess]

Democrats are selfish and hypocritical but reeeeeeee!!!! All Cops Are Bastards!!!!!
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Does Bobby believe that Maya Wiley is going to let her private security patrol outside her premise, you know, for the benefit of the neighborhood?

Award-winning self-awareness:
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More "you learn the world through TV! Grow up!" projection, this time against Matt Taibbi (his unlocked Substack article)
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I too think "voting to decide the truth of things" is an extremely bad thing, and the only worse thing is "feeling to decide the truth of things".

Conservatives are idiots.
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"Beardo goon"
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If "you can be successful in even the most cutthroat spaces for a certain amount of time and still be dumb as a bag of hammers" and Bobby has smarts to spare, then why isn't he successful? This "beardo goon husband" is able to present his ideas clearly and convincingly, at a speed that we, the Unproperly Evolved, can digest. Not all beardo goons can do that.

Speaking of beards, we discover a Believer among the technology aristocracy:
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Nigger bullshit. A journo retracts his former conclusion and flagellates himself, when he realized that it is a Very Bad Thing to blame niggers on anything:
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Bobby is impervious to misplaced empathy; Bobby is impervious to empathy at all.

As he did in "Making a Better Gamer", Bobby strongly urges people to better themselves -- and part of self-betterment is to rid yourselves of sympathy towards people who refuse to surrender their livelihood to machines.
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Marvin Heemeyer. Someone dared to compare him with those BLM saints and heroes:
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Bobby just can't stop telling people to grow up can he?

Richard Dawkins. I don't like Kafka and I incline to agree with him.
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Bring Willy Wonka to the 21st century by having the kids gristily impaled, exsanguinated, or dismembered.
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Why the fuck are people so enamored with the SAW films? They are morally so fucked up. At least Freddy or the Cenobites don't pretend to teach people existential wisdom.

Regarding other popular horror franchises:
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Inane slapfight over MCU:
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Tom Hanks goes woke (archive of NYT article)
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Logan Paul:
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Bobby fetishized lesbianism "back in the 90s when [he] was a younger and less... cultivated breed of geek", and now he deplore the fact that new nerds fail to be inspired by the pure love between women.
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So men can't win can we? We are either too toxic or not horndoggly enough.

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Silly woman. If we troon out like you then "girl on girls" are for us again!

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Thirst:
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Sooner or later Bobby'd have to fuck rocks, which can't run away from him.

Turns out Bobby isn't the only spineless creature who is desperate for a cuddle:
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(3-year-old Nature article)

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Spider silk has a tensile strength between 0.4-2 GigaPascal, which is inferior to Kelvar. Hence few people talk about it nowadays.

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"Art-games dressed as games":
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Consoom Pokemon knockoff!
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Fake Tits dropped such a bombshell that she had to retract her tweet later:
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Crossover with Tony Goldmark:
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New Angels:
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Christa Peterson, although a genuine woman, is a frequent orbiter of Rhys McKinnon and is hostage to tranny bullshit:
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I have no idea what this particular drama is about, but I'm sure there is no witness intimidation. These types abuse legal lingo to make their opponents cower.

Ah. "Grow up," said Bob.

Let us all reach precious adulthood where all of our shirts have Thundercats logos. We eat the trash that raccoons would scoff at. Our only formal wear is splattered with Mario jizz. Opinions contrary to our own infuriate us and we wish the holders harm every hour, on the hour. We lie about our weight, we lie about our health, we lie about our bench press, and lie about our sexual conquests. Let's make sure that we substitute pop culture references for personality. Most importantly, no matter the evidence, never ever admit we're wrong about anything. We are and have always been perfect in mind and body.

This is what Moviebob considers adulthood. My Twitter account was suspended when I called him a nutsack. They should suspend every account that hasn't called him one.

 

[BScCollateral]

Oh, I sincerely hope he someday does. That all Wiemar Germany needed to go the right way was for someone to rise to power on a promise of a superior future, with a focus on a specific group of inferior people as the primary source of the economic and social problems.

Fun fact: the screenwriter for Metropolis said that she thought Hitler would mediate between capital and labor, just like the hero of the film.
Her husband, the director, left Germany and made a film lionizing the British-trained commandos who assassinated Heydrich.
It must have been an interesting marriage.

 

[Chilson]

Ah. "Grow up," said Bob.

Let us all reach precious adulthood where all of our shirts have Thundercats logos. We eat the trash that raccoons would scoff at. Our only formal wear is splattered with Mario jizz. Opinions contrary to our own infuriate us and we wish the holders harm every hour, on the hour. We lie about our weight, we lie about our health, we lie about our bench press, and lie about our sexual conquests. Let's make sure that we substitute pop culture references for personality. Most importantly, no matter the evidence, never ever admit we're wrong about anything. We are and have always been perfect in mind and body.

This is what Moviebob considers adulthood. My Twitter account was suspended when I called him a nutsack. They should suspend every account that hasn't called him one.

Moviebob is projection made blob flesh.

 

[Fictional Character]

Fun fact, he was average size for his day. He just had this almost homoerotic need to surround himself with tall, handsome dudes.

So just like Napoleon?

Let me guess, it’s a visual novel?

It's a bit more involved than that. I quit during a section where the protagonist is talking on AIM to a friend about an anime with trans character and how amazing it is while a toxic masculinity friend keeps sending messages inviting the protagonist to come shoot guns with him.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I wonder why Movieblob is defending this relatively unknown woman from a city he's never been to. Let me check her Wikipedia page and see if she's notable for anything:

That explains it.

> the real money is in science, tech and [arts]

As Bob's aforementioned waifu would say if he ever tried to chat her up, ¿me estás jodiendo?
I somehow doubt that there's more money in SpaceX or in Disney than in the agricultural or manufacturing sectors of the economy. Not to mention that societies need food and manufactured goods; they don't need capeshit.

Is Bob seriously trying to argue that the US should have imposed military rule on the South and effectively genocided the former Confederate states?

Because that would literally have caused another civil war. What people like Movieblob don't understand is that something like Reconstruction could only take place if the South was willing to accept defeat, and for that to happen the North had to be able to compromise. Heck, the only reason the Civil War didn't end in a long and pointless guerrilla war was because Lee was willing to surrender. If the Union had done what people like him want it to have done, then the South would still be a developing country today and race relations would be even worse than they are today.

 

[King Dead]

Is Bob seriously trying to argue that the US should have imposed military rule on the South and effectively genocided the former Confederate states?

Because that would literally have caused another civil war. What people like Movieblob don't understand is that something like Reconstruction could only take place if the South was willing to accept defeat, and for that to happen the North had to be able to compromise. Heck, the only reason the Civil War didn't end in a long and pointless guerrilla war was because Lee was willing to surrender. If the Union had done what people like him want it to have done, then the South would still be a developing country today and race relations would be even worse than they are today.

Such a nuanced view of history is anathema to the black-and-white mindset of Bobby and those who think like him. In order to continue to keep up the belief that their side is always the good guys fighting the evils of the world, they must constantly reassure themselves that their opponents are backwards and despicable, throwing every -ist and -phobe word they can at them. Never once do they consider the ramifications of what they call for, despite countless examples throughout history of what happens when you take oppression of any group of people a step too far, no matter what justification is used for said oppression.

It's been said countless times, but I'm grateful that Bobby is far from any levers of power, and very likely will never come close to them in his miserable existence. If he had access to nukes, you can bet he'd be firing them at the Mayo Ghouls in no time at all.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Thirst:

To quote myself from last month when he started getting hard for the new Netflix series about Wednesday Addams:

Oh, God, he's probably just not over Christina Ricci. That's it, right?

I know that predicting Bob is going to get thirsty over something with an F on its driver's license is like predicting the sun will rise, but I can't resist one tiny strut: I called it.

OK Bob: You can have your supersoldiers riding robot dogs and wearing +1 giant spider silk armor. Only one catch: You have to actually have them win a fight against either a modern military or a modern guerilla insurgency, both of whom have access to anti-personnel devices.

Sweet Freya! That air-fried chicken farm is ugly as sin. The sauce looks like it came straight out of the can and it would help to sprinkle it with some real parmesan.

I'm glad you said "real" because I'm sure their idea of Parmesan comes in a green plastic cylinder and tastes like processed-cheese-flavored salt.

Also Bobert replying to Dawkins and addressing him as "Rich"...who the fuck do you think you are?

As I recall (do correct me if I'm wrong) Cinema Roberto quite dislikes it when people don't refer to him by his officially-ordained nickname.

 

[TowinKarz]

That and his rotten attitude. I wouldn't want to work with someone as angry and hateful as Bob.

Judging by his work history, you aren't alone.

Is Bob seriously trying to argue that the US should have imposed military rule on the South and effectively genocided the former Confederate states?

A lot of left-leanign people (think Bernie Bro flavor, less Progressive and more Big Red Team) believe that the modern race inequity of the nation is a result of not cutting the south off at the Mason Dixon line after the war and shoving it out into the ocean..... and that reconstruction was a failure (it arguably ended too soon) and the usual gnashing of teeth about how every Confederate should have been hung, Confederate flags should have been made illegal, (First Amendment? Only for the right thinkers!) insta-death-penalty on anyone suspected of KKK sympathies, and on and on and on.....

If you think Reconstruction as it happened was bad, YOUR version would've only made it manifold worse.

Heck, the only reason the Civil War didn't end in a long and pointless guerrilla war was because Lee was willing to surrender.

And Grant offered him very lenient terms, including rations from his OWN supply since Lee's men were starving, and he forbade his soldiers to cheer at the news but instead demanded they salute..... you know, ideally, a surrender is the END to hostilities, not just a new phase where now you get to keep killing with a clean conscious.

For all the accusations of being superstitious religious zealots, the left has NOTHING on the right when it comes to how fast and how deep they go when given a chance to enforce purity.


Cromwell at lest consulted a Bible and felt you could repent.... the modern lefty thinks you deserve to die by inherent defect, shown through your sex, skin color, or for something as simple as having wrong-colored flower pots.

 

[Boston Brand]

It's funny because David seems to be a decent dude who puts short films on YouTube and from there launched a film career that led to directing a major DC movie.

In other words, more proof the only thing holding back Bobby from his dream career is laziness.

Oddly, one of TWO guys from Sweden who do that... the other one made Kung Fury.

 

[ChampFantana]

El Lardo Stupido telling others to grow up will never stop being hilarious.

Nice to see Stupid Tony Shitbrick hasn't yet grown a second brain cell.

Question- Does being Bobert's Tard Wrangler include diaper changing duties? If so, Godspeed to that poor bastard.

 

[Caustic Gelatin]

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Why the fuck are people so enamored with the SAW films? They are morally so fucked up. At least Freddy or the Cenobites don't pretend to teach people existential wisdom.

Isn't Bob the type of person to bitch about things being "dark and gritty" is a bad thing when it comes to franchises that he doesn't like (such as the Snyder DC stuff)? I swear I've seen him whine about it before and find it kinda funny that he thinks "Willy Wonka but full of gore and misery" is such a super sweet idea.
I'm honestly pretty sick of deconstructions of shit = Just take the concept and make it as edgy and dark as possible. It only really appeals to consoomers who can clap their hands and cheer "ITS JUST LIKE THIS THING KIDS ENJOY BUT VIOLENT SO IT IS FOR ADULTS LIKE ME!!!"

But to answer your question: Its gore porn. Its something people go to gawk at and say "look at how gross that is lol". It also makes people feel smart when the movie references something from a movie they watched in the past and they remember that thing they seen before.
Bob also probably likes the saw movies because he can pretend the people dying horribly are Trump supporters or something.

The point is about the position of the son in contemporary society and his household, and how his transformation dehumanizes and isolates him in every possible way—and this is a representation of Kafka's view of the horrors of his contemporary, urban, middle class world. It's not just creative fiction CinemaBob, you retard. This is in the introduction to any major publication of Kafka, just read a fucking book.

Dawkins is just wrong, but I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt because he has a different field of study in which he is accomplished.

Also Bobert replying to Dawkins and addressing him as "Rich"...who the fuck do you think you are? So amazingly disrespectful to a hugely accomplished, if ornery and disagreeable, person.

Well (at least in Bob's mind) Dawkins is a intellectual atheist just like Bob! That practically makes them colleagues! I'm sure if Bob can just get "Rich" to go with him out for coffee he can use his Big-Bob-Brain to intellectually convince him that if we just burn all the churches and slaughter all the christ-cucking mayo ghouls then we will be floating in immortal robot bodys above our moon wheat plantations almost immediately!

 

[The tired cat]

Isn't Bob the type of person to bitch about things being "dark and gritty" is a bad thing when it comes to franchises that he doesn't like (such as the Snyder DC stuff)? I swear I've seen him whine about it before and find it kinda funny that he thinks "Willy Wonka but full of gore and misery" is such a super sweet idea.
I'm honestly pretty sick of deconstructions of shit = Just take the concept and make it as edgy and dark as possible. It only really appeals to consoomers who can clap their hands and cheer "ITS JUST LIKE THIS THING KIDS ENJOY BUT VIOLENT SO IT IS FOR ADULTS LIKE ME!!!"

But to answer your question: Its gore porn. Its something people go to gawk at and say "look at how gross that is lol". It also makes people feel smart when the movie references something from a movie they watched in the past and they remember that thing they seen before.
Bob also probably likes the saw movies because he can pretend the people dying horribly are Trump supporters or something.

I think you mean the new Batman movie, when the trailer dropped Bobo went on entire tirades about how "BATMAN SHOULD BE FER KIDS!!! HIS MAIN BADGUY ISH A CLOWN!!! HIS MOVIES SHOULD HAVE MCU STYLED QUIPS!!! ALL SERIOUS/DARK BATMAN MOVIES ARE GARBAGE!!! MUH ADAM WEST AND BATMAN&ROBIN WERE DAT BEST ONES!!!"

As for the Saw movies, while it's true about being torture porn (less gore porn I'd say), it is nice to see how often elaborate some of the traps get of some of the movies. Though, I swear I cannot recall anyone feeling smart about these movies.

 

[Caustic Gelatin]

I think you mean the new Batman movie, when the trailer dropped Bobo went on entire tirades about how "BATMAN SHOULD BE FER KIDS!!! HIS MAIN BADGUY ISH A CLOWN!!! HIS MOVIES SHOULD HAVE MCU STYLED QUIPS!!! ALL SERIOUS/DARK BATMAN MOVIES ARE GARBAGE!!! MUH ADAM WEST AND BATMAN&ROBIN WERE DAT BEST ONES!!!"

As for the Saw movies, while it's true about being torture porn (less gore porn I'd say), it is nice to see how often elaborate some of the traps get of some of the movies. Though, I swear I cannot recall anyone feeling smart about these movies.

Ahh yes that's probably what I am thinking of. I find it entertaining that he will blow a load over some middle school tier idea of Willy Wonka eviscerating children and making candy with their guts but then pop a blood vessel because Robert Pattinson isn't doing the Batusi with robin and the Joker in the new movie.

Honestly I envy people that haven't ever had to listen to a a film nerd lecture you about how "NO GUYS the saw movies are about the human condition!" or something like that. I've never felt the need to watch them, and the more I hear people shilling the damn things the less I end up caring.

 

[instythot]

OK Bob: You can have your supersoldiers riding robot dogs and wearing +1 giant spider silk armor. Only one catch: You have to actually have them win a fight against either a modern military or a modern guerilla insurgency, both of whom have access to anti-personnel devices.

Mutant spider silk armor was a "big push" and nobody has ridiculed Alex Jones for flipping out about it? I am going to look nothing up but still go out on a limb and say that Bob's "big push" was at best one scientist playing what if in the offbeat column of a local newspaper or at worst, Bob misremembering a weekly world news article as having come from reuters

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Isn't Bob the type of person to bitch about things being "dark and gritty" is a bad thing when it comes to franchises that he doesn't like (such as the Snyder DC stuff)? I swear I've seen him whine about it before and find it kinda funny that he thinks "Willy Wonka but full of gore and misery" is such a super sweet idea.
I'm honestly pretty sick of deconstructions of shit = Just take the concept and make it as edgy and dark as possible. It only really appeals to consoomers who can clap their hands and cheer "ITS JUST LIKE THIS THING KIDS ENJOY BUT VIOLENT SO IT IS FOR ADULTS LIKE ME!!!"

But to answer your question: Its gore porn. Its something people go to gawk at and say "look at how gross that is lol". It also makes people feel smart when the movie references something from a movie they watched in the past and they remember that thing they seen before.
Bob also probably likes the saw movies because he can pretend the people dying horribly are Trump supporters or something.

Deconstruction is about looking critically at genre tropes by showing what happens when they have to interact with reality. Sometimes this means that things become darker and edgier, but deconstructing some genres would actually mean less violence. Fantasy RPGs come to mind; the amount of killing would realistically render the regions in which they take place depopulated wastelands inhabited by nothing larger than a rabbit or more dangerous than a fox. Deconstructing such would mean either a lot more negotiations, acceptance of surrender, management of prisoners, and advancing personal ability through training and practice rather than wholesale slaughter, or portraying people as kill-crazed lunatics who are in the process of destroying everything and the end of the story shows the depopulated wasteland mentioned above. Likewise, the Wild West was only violent in comparison to more civilized eras. And so on.

 

[The tired cat]

Ahh yes that's probably what I am thinking of. I find it entertaining that he will blow a load over some middle school tier idea of Willy Wonka eviscerating children and making candy with their guts but then pop a blood vessel because Robert Pattinson isn't doing the Batusi with robin and the Joker in the new movie.

Oh c'mon, we had Bob jizz over the fact that CW is making a dark and gritty live-action PPG TV series.

 

[Captain Marvelous]

It's kind of funny when you consider Bob is like a real life Frasier Crane. He builds himself up to be this intellectually superior being, only to be knocked down by life again and again.

The only difference is that while Frasier actually has years of education to back him up and is a successful psychotherapist, Bob only has a YouTube channel and lives in his brother's basement.

Didn't comic geeks also hate the movie because they removed the giant alien squid?

I think that was actually a lyric in Atop the Fourth Wall's theme song.

But you know what fuck comic book fans they take it too fucking serosly and can't have fun they make gamers look like chads with the amount of bitching they do.

I once saw this TV Trash video (I think he has a thread here but I still like him) where he talked about how hard it can be to properly adapt something and understands when certain changes need to be made to better fit a narrative structure in another medium.

Seriously, if you get past how weird his voice sounds, he makes some surprisingly insightful points about adaptations.

Hitler was known for all his horrors, but also, he has some really sweet fanfic he wrote where he and an African Princess go back in time to assassinate King David. It got kind of iffy where there was a sex scene between the two, but the writing afterwards where they drink german beer out of a Hebrews skull? Fantastic and romantic.

I remember reading some facts about Hitler that revealed he hated when an

Dunno what you mean. I've never seen Donald Trump raging and screaming into a microphone. Usually his speeches are pretty meandering, but mostly good humored with the occasional rhetorical jab at people who've already jabbed at him. Not so much mid 20th century European dictator (not a lot of laughs in Hitler's speeches), more like how a plumber or cab driver would talk if he was running for office and had zero fucks left to give.

Hitler also tended to drive up the intensity of his voice as his speeches went on. He really let himself go all out when he was at the most important part of his speech. It helped to contribute to his reputation among the public as a man who will do whatever it takes to bring Germany back to greatness.

Trump gained a following as a relatable man who had ideas on how to make America great again. This is why a lot of his followers tended to be working class, because even though Trump was rich, they were able to see an Average Joe in him.

Of course, like so many things today, people only compare Trump to Hitler because they think if people view him in the same way as one of the most evil men in history, people will stop supporting him, and the ones who continue to support him will be ostracized. "Oh, you like Donald Trump? He's basically a Nazi, so that means YOU'RE a Nazi too!"

I think you mean the new Batman movie, when the trailer dropped Bobo went on entire tirades about how "BATMAN SHOULD BE FER KIDS!!! HIS MAIN BADGUY ISH A CLOWN!!! HIS MOVIES SHOULD HAVE MCU STYLED QUIPS!!! ALL SERIOUS/DARK BATMAN MOVIES ARE GARBAGE!!! MUH ADAM WEST AND BATMAN&ROBIN WERE DAT BEST ONES!!!"

He really thinks Batman & Robin is one of the best Batman movies? I mean, I enjoy it out of an ironic sense, but he seriously believes that? He didn't even bitch about the Bat Credit Card like another internet reviewer?