Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[instythot]

Richard Dawkins. I don't like Kafka and I incline to agree with him.
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Not liking Kafka is fair. They're not the easiest of reads and my suspicion is that a lot is lost in translation

The work isn't SF, it isn't allegory, it's proto-surrealism. Looking for one definitive interpretation is along the same lines as looking for a hidden photorealistic portrait in any given modern art style of painting. Dawkins gets a pass for missing this because you don't go to scientists for fine art reviews.

Bob, on the other had, is in art review circles and can only muster up "some badass stuff happened!" Fuckin idiot probably thinks it's an ideal candidate to adapt to film if only Bob had a chance to tighten up the script.

Also, Bob thinking he's not only on first name terms with Dawkins, but that he's free to refer to him in the diminutive. Clearly the lindsaying didn't deflate his ego and I have to wonder what possibly could

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Bob - Fight expert.

 

[Czolg]

After catching up with this thread, I think reading Bob’s tweets feel the same way having a stroke must feel.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Bob - Fight expert.

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I doubt Bob could even form a proper fist

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Christie's Angels:

I know the word/phrase we should replace it with, "dinner at the Chipmans."

Also, the Patriarchy is made up crap, the GOP is a rapidly sinking party that refuses to listen to its core constituents, and the Religious Right hasn't been culturally relevant since 2006. Chris being afraid of them is like a person in the 1950's being afraid of getting hit by a horse and buggy. Chris needs to look around him and realize the world has changed since the last time the Left had any kind of moral high ground.

I have repeated it ad infinitum. Chris is an unthinking DNC drone and very much the personification of the NPC meme. He lives in a world that based on a psychotic delusion so actually looking at the world will do him no good whatsoever. It's hilarious that he disdains the religious right when his own social media virtual signaling is a quasi-religious ritual.

 

[Uncle June]

Bob - Fight expert.

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In what fucking universe is this fat, weak, mid aged coomer giving fight advice?

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

In what fucking universe is this fat, weak, mid aged coomer giving fight advice?

the ones where blob is the main character who prevails against 50 men from watching nothing but Marvel and kung fu movies on his ass all day.

 

[Red Hood]

the ones where blob is the main character who prevails against 50 men from watching nothing but Marvel and kung fu movies on his ass all day.

Remember, Bob's the kind of doofus that tucks his thumb under his fingers while throwing a punch. And really, to kick at all he'd need to have feet first...

 

[Tronathon242]

Lyric and actual complaint from comic geeks.

I cannot remember, but I do recall he was simping for Batman&Robin or Batman Forever, basically, he loathes all the serious and dark Batman movies.

Forever actually has something to it even if the two villains crunch on the damn scenery every time they're on screen. Batman and Robin just sucks, but it does fit in with Bob's typical childlike nature of (almost always) hating anything that is gritty or dark.

I couldn't tell you what video it was in specifically, but I recall years ago in a Q&A video he did about his tastes he claimed to like metal. Now as a diehard metalhead myself I know this is almost certainly horseshit. If I know Bob his idea of metal is probably whatever garbage bin Def Leppard clone is passing as nostalgic these days for his ongoing Gen X larp.

He's absolutely a poseur, probably only likes a few songs here and there to claim he's a metalhead to fit in with other nerds. There's a big thing with metalheads where if they meet each other they question what the other likes to root out poseurs and figure out if they have similar tastes. To powerlevel a bit, I got what amounted to a bit of a good-spirited but still somewhat heated grilling from a petite Japanese woman between sets at an Amon Amarth/Sabaton show in Osaka after trying to strike up a conversation. If Bob ever got put on the spot with her, he wouldn't be able to know what metal genres there even are with furiously Googling beforehand. Chris-Chan just likes whatever is popular and I imagine that Bob is much the same. The dude is more likely to know the lyrics of "WAP" from repeatedly watching for the spank bank material than he is to actually know any deep cuts from any band he claims to like.

Bob is wildly inconsistent with this. On one hand he likes to be dismissive to people and properties he thinks are taking themselves to seriously. On the other hand he thinks its really cool and subversive to take shit aimed at kids and make it gritty and dark like his dumb care bears/paradise lost pitch.

It's okay when does things, not when others he doesn't like do them.

 

[Positron]

In what fucking universe is this fat, weak, mid aged coomer giving fight advice?

When you are busy dating girls, he studied the sword:

 

[Smithfield Ham]

The ratio between comments and likes says a lot about Bob.
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Of course Bob is a fan of Brian Stelter. Bob is the exact kind of person I imagine is the target audience for a fat, hairless, clownish enuich endlessly whining and make snide, bitchy comments while explaining how CNN is the best and most important news station ever and everyone should love them. All it needs is some marvel superheroes and occasional cuts to tech billionaire throwing rocks at homeless people in the midwest and he could masturbate to it.

Well consider that his entire understanding of history comes from cartoons and wikipedia so...

I appreciate the random new person in this was kind and patient with Bob and assumed he was simply misguided and needed to hear an empathetic take, then when he started on his absurd, hateful bullshit they just called him a confused retard and left. Bob is good at teaching people how much respect they should show him.

 

[JustStopDude]

I just Photoshopped it. There isn't a template, although I suppose someone with scripting talent could make one. It seems like it would be a useful meme for Current Year.

Goring didn't expect the Allies to seek his life so he was in for a shock when he got captured. Still, he coped about as well as a man could in that position, losing some weight and getting chummy with an American guard who (allegedly) supplied him with the cyanide. Considering that Goring was one of the top dogs and was likely to suffer greatly at the hands of the hangmen (who made it a point to make Nazi executions as painful and as drawn out as possible,) you could say that he narrowly escaped justice.

The US literally forced him on a diet because he was too fat to hang originally.

Goring knew he was getting executed, but expected to be shot by firing squad like a soldier and not hung like a criminal.

And he would have been, except American soldiers will do anything for sex and trinkets, hence one of Goring's girlfriends was able to sneak in his poison.

 

[UserAccess]

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Christie's Angels:
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Perfect! Thanks for this. It's rare that somebody perfectly illustrates the problem with the American political system with one tweet.

Lean one way or another, that's fine. When you categorically dismiss another political choice, you've surrendered competition in your home state. Nothing has to change, nothing has to improve. You've told your party that they don't need to pay attention to you.

That means that instead of having a valuable say in government, you've decided that Ohio, Florida, Georgia, Iowa, Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin deserve all your power! See, when you treat politics like a dumbass Yankees* fan, and that you'll support them no matter what, you get ignored!

A thinker knows you owe political parties nothing. Their role is to produce candidates who convince you that they will represent you best. A believer knows who he's going to vote for before he even knows who the candidates are. Always appreciate it, Chris. You never fail to demonstrate the consequences of ego-driven stupidity!

*All apologies to Yankees fans. Feel free to substitute the sports team of your choice here.

 

[blablabla]

In what fucking universe is this fat, weak, mid aged coomer giving fight advice?

you have to understand that bob fried his brain a long time ago probably with porn and pop culture bullshit. roberto retardo is not a normal person.

also is just me but the shitta gives faggy vibes

 

[instythot]

When you are busy dating girls, he studied the sword:
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Oh, that one's great. Bob appears to be doing the sassy homo hand on hip pose, but he's way too fat to look like anything other than a school shooter in Mom jeans

 

[Positron]

Being a Democrat doesn't necessarily mean you're Properly Evolved (Joe Manchin explains why he'll vote against the For The Democrat Act).


People don't come to Bobby for advice because they don't have the money or the spine:




Now the following is a Prim, Proper and Patriotic Democrat:


Brian Stelter:


Bobby thinks Glenn Greenwald has "mommy issues"

Did Greenwald ever rage at anyone, male or female? If rage were reactions to parental issues, then Bobby would be the dream client of psychoanalysts.

Tucker Carlson, which you'll recall has been diagnosed Mommy Issues by Dr. R. L. Chipman, turns out to be vastly more popular than any hosts on CNN.

Bobby wept because Carlson is so mean on China:


Bobby thinks white people are hackers, rapists, murderers, and clan members, and therefore don't deserve civil rights:


Gay bullshit I don't understand:


Shilling for the roid monkey Simone Biles:


+ + + +
MCU, groundbreaking and innovative as ever:


Bobby understands satire:


Synder:


Bobby's Angels:


Fake Tits rages at a TV critic (archive of Globe and Mail article)

To answer Fake Tits: yes, actors should be grateful at any crumbs that are thrown to them.

Simp. The "mermaids comics" this broad makes looks like those by DisneyFan101, the girl who fetishizes the Disney version of Long John Silver.

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

I doubt Bob could even form a proper fist

Motherfucker would have his 5th heart attack before he threw out so much as a jab.

The only fights Blobert knows are Twitter fights, and he barely wins those, if at all.

 

[stupid moron]

you have to understand that bob fried his brain a long time ago probably with porn and pop culture bullshit. roberto retardo is not a normal person.

also is just me but the shitta gives faggy vibes

He gives me male feminist trying to get pussy vibes, but he’s already married so he just seems like a pathetic fag

 

[Kingfisher9000]

That's cool that the beer is using imagery that looks like it's targetted towards children

Oh it’s definitely aimed at children. Children who are above the legal drinking age.

 

[Mola Ram]

He gives me male feminist trying to get pussy vibes, but he’s already married so he just seems like a pathetic fag

Bob is transparently thirsty, but there's some deep weirdness going on with the Wart. I'd say there's about a 20% chance he troons out before 2025.