Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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This was a retarded take then and it still is now. There isn't a single human on this planet except for Bob that views the Mcu as a religious experience, its entertainment to the vast majority of the audience. No one is modeling there life after Captain America, or committing Jihad in IronMans name, little kids don't say what would Thor do? And most people only vaguely know hawkeye. Furthermore, the Avengers et al are all bombastic characters who definitely don't struggle to accomplish menial tasks and are in fact pretty proactive in their superheroing. Bobs projecting so hard it's hilarious. HE'S the one who can't get up in the morning, he's the one who lives vicariously through his Disney heroes because he's a loser and he's the one who literally thinks that fandoms are somehow religious.
His life is so devoid of meaning that he needs to uplift the most basic piece of mass media into a beloved religion worshipped by millions to convince himself he's not a pathetic loser nobody.
 
This isn't really stupidity. This is malice. He's hated Trump and Trump supporters like poison for over half a decade at this point. He's not upset or angry or grieved that 600,000+ have died from COVID and looking for someone to blame. He's delighted that he can hang that bodycount on Trump and use it as a club forevermore. You think the Abraham Accords were an accomplishment? "Fuck you, 600k bodies!" Biden's economy is in the shitter? "Fuck you, 600k bodies!" China and Russia are laughing at the decrepit cadaver in office? "Fuck you, 600k bodies!" Don't even bother trying to argue that the numbers are inflated or inaccurate. Bob has a "fact" to justify his contempt and hatred, and he's gonna use it every chance he gets.
When you cut through the rhetoric, Bob and his cohorts are death-worshipping ghouls. At least the followers of Kali tear out hearts as a sacrifice to their goddess, and I imagine that's a hit parties. By invoking "600k bodies" as a cudgel against ideological foes, Bob and the DNC are actually reveling in those deaths as a means of self-aggrandizement. I mean, utopia the superior future is always one body away, right?
 
When you cut through the rhetoric, Bob and his cohorts are death-worshipping ghouls. At least the followers of Kali tear out hearts as a sacrifice to their goddess, and I imagine that's a hit parties. By invoking "600k bodies" as a cudgel against ideological foes, Bob and the DNC are actually reveling in those deaths as a means of self-aggrandizement. I mean, utopia the superior future is always one body away, right?
They don't worship death; they want dead people to make appeals to emotion and to make their political opponents look bad. If the bodies belong to their political opponents, so much the better. It's called "waving the bloody shirt," and it's been a jolly American tradition since the Civil War.

The reason they don't worship death is because that would mean they'd worship something other than themselves (or the MCU in Bob's case.)
 
They don't worship death; they want dead people to make appeals to emotion and to make their political opponents look bad. If the bodies belong to their political opponents, so much the better. It's called "waving the bloody shirt," and it's been a jolly American tradition since the Civil War.

The reason they don't worship death is because that would mean they'd worship something other than themselves (or the MCU in Bob's case.)
Yeah, I lost the plot there though I do maintain that they revel in the fact that people died for them to exploit. Unfortunately for Bob, he is beginning to lose narrative as well as it looks like the lab leak theory that Sino overlords tried to suppress is looking more and more credible.
 
Yeah, I lost the plot there though I do maintain that they revel in the fact that people died for them to exploit. Unfortunately for Bob, he is beginning to lose narrative as well as it looks like the lab leak theory that Sino overlords tried to suppress is looking more and more credible.
How lab leak was ever not considered credible when adding up the following is a true mystery:

  • Level 4 research lab specializing in coronaviruses
  • Lab employees have been caught stealing coronavirus samples from labs in other countries to ship back home
  • First reported cases right outside the lab
 
When you cut through the rhetoric, Bob and his cohorts are death-worshipping ghouls
Specifically, the deaths of others.

They aren't interested in elevating people as much as striking down those they think don't pass muster for modern society, and when they say "strike down" they mean all the way to a grave.... with a smile.

He's the perfect embodiment of the nature of the very hard-leftist government he craves - It can't build, but it can destroy. It can't give, but it can take. And that's a GOOD thing! People like "X" should be destroyed and taken from! It's for the sacred ADVANCEMENT of society.... to what? Who knows, but it'll be better than the ooga-booga men banging rocks together we live with today, that's for sure! One thinker death is a tradgedy, a million believers is a statistic!

While, @Sexy Senior Citizen also points out, every death that their side suffers, even from their own gross stupidity, is a martyr.

One of my allies got drunk and walked off a cliff? DAMN YOU WHITE SUPREMACY FOR CREATING ALCOHOL! AND THE PATRIARCY OF GRAVITY!

40 year old mill worker loses his house due to an unpayable mortgage and no work to be found in his rust belt town? Eh, obsolete people brought it on themselves, they're lucky we don't hunt them for sport on top of it all.

SSC also touched on them not worshiping in their own death and they certainly don't, but for a different reason: Massive Ego. Thinking they are literally ABOVE it, while at the same time knowing they aren't.

Their lack of faith means they fear the finality of human mortality and thus can't possibly worship their death as to them, it's an end-state, a hard stop to the program, and why they are trans humanists, believing technology will not only grant immortality, but that they should be the first and possibly only ones to benefit, as they lack the faith necessary to believe in the eternal and salvageable human soul or any other form of achievable afterlife beyond softer-than-down-pillow "brain uploading" from pulpy scifi and computer games meaing there's eternal hope that robot bodies are "just around the corner" or at least coming 30 seconds before you die for real.

They don't just fear their own personal death, they quiver in EXISENTIAL TERROR of it, knowing they can't stop it and that it's fundamentally unfair they have to die like the other "commons" despite all their (self-granted) majesty.
 
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At least the followers of Kali tear out hearts as a sacrifice to their goddess, and I imagine that's a hit parties.

Brother, the only possible way we'd accept Bob as an adherent of Kali-Ma is to render him down for the vast amount of fat we could then use for lamp oil and axel grease on the mining carts.
 
Brother, the only possible way we'd accept Bob as an adherent of Kali-Ma is to render him down for the vast amount of fat we could then use for lamp oil and axel grease on the mining carts.

"You want the MCU DVD collection? Let me go!"

"Drop them, Dr. Chipman.... they will be found........ YOU WON'T! ha ha ha!"
 
This was a retarded take then and it still is now. There isn't a single human on this planet except for Bob that views the Mcu as a religious experience, its entertainment to the vast majority of the audience. No one is modeling there life after Captain America, or committing Jihad in IronMans name, little kids don't say what would Thor do? And most people only vaguely know hawkeye.

Idk about this stuff because I'm a functioning adult, so maybe out of the loop or something, but didn't the MCU make a ton of money and then pretty much sink without leaving a cultural trace? Extremely online blue checkmarks consooming random spin offs on boutique streaming channels doesn't count.

Apart from a few memes, and some increasingly hazy memories of seeing THOR VIII: IT'S HAMMER TIME (or was it DR STRANGE VERSUS THE CHIROPRACTIC WEIRDO?) what's the real world legacy of the MCU to normal people with lives? It was a popular theme at kids parties for a while, but that's died off. Compare to the impact the original and good versions of Star Wars and Star Track left on popular culture: everybody knows "use the force", the Imperial March, "I am your father", "Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a X", etc. Luke, Han, Leia, Chewie, Kirk and Spock are still famous and beloved characters. Politicians would quote them, commercials would parody them, NASA named a shuttle after the Enterprise. It was part of mainstream vocabulary long after those properties left the movie theater/original TV run.

Do you see any of that happening with Ant Man or Iron Man? I don't. Even THE MATRIX (1999) still has more cultural cachet than Endgame (2019). See also: ALIENS (1986), TERMINATOR 2 (1991), and plenty of other crowdpleasers that left an impression on the audience longer than it takes to find your car after the credits roll.

Not the first time that's happened either. AVATAR grossed a billion dollars 10 years ago and nobody remembers it now. Something about blue furries? Couldn't name any of the characters or tell you a single line of dialog from that movie even though it was spunking 16.7 million color CGI into everyone's eyeballs in full 3D and broke all box office records in history. (TITANIC, Cameron's previous and less dumb blockbuster, is still something people recognize)

But why? I'm not a film snob and it's silly to pretend ROTJ was a cinematic masterpiece (people were already getting tired of Star Wars in 83) or that the one where Spock saves the whales is Citizen Kane. But the older movies tend to have more going for them than 45 minutes of computer generated punching and every solemn character moment immediately being undercut by a snarky quip.

So Bob, being Bob, got this completely wrong again and Martin Scorsese was right. Capeshit isn't a religion, or modern mythology, and they're barely even movies. They're theme park rides, people enjoy them briefly and then never give them a second thought.

Unless they're horrifically obese 40 year old manchildren who are too fat to fit on theme park rides, and need to use some kind of homemade periscope to see their own penis.
 
Idk about this stuff because I'm a functioning adult, so maybe out of the loop or something, but didn't the MCU make a ton of money and then pretty much sink without leaving a cultural trace?

It's not an incorrect observation.

The pop-culture decay of Black Panther from THE Movie of the Century that should be taught in schools as being just as defining to humanity as the Moon landing to nobody caring when the lead actor literally died was astounding. Academics went from shoulder dislocations from patting themselves on the back for being so smart as to see it's "Real" importance to refusing to get even faux-outraged when the Oscars didn't keep giving it awards in years it wasn't even in theatres.....

Kinda gives me heart that the plastic foundations of woke cinema will last far shorter than even pessimistic people thought they'd last, which wasn't long to start with.

If I had to give a reason why, it's that people can recognize cheap consumer shit for what it is, cheap, consumable and as long-lasting as the ethos that made it.

You can look at the quiet moments in Terminator or Aliens where the characters clearly comprehend the murder-beast/machine is right on the OTHER side of the door without the need for corny dialogue or CGI effects, you can see it on their faces.

Nobody has the skill to do that anymore, so we get essentially 90 minute rock videos, all flash, no substance.
 
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Something WB is remarkably poor at with the DCEU as are of their decision making has been reactionary since BvS underperformed.
It think it came since the release of Man of Steel.

A movie with the most well known superhero not named Batman. With a scale that makes The Avengers look like a shriveled irish cock made WB execs think they'd pull in a billon dollars. Without understanding the gradual build up of the MCU's previous movies.
They thought that shoving everyone in the next installment would fix the problem, and faggot Snyder complied.

Although the best thing about the DCEU is how much they have raised Diabeeto's blood pressure.
 
This was a retarded take then and it still is now. There isn't a single human on this planet except for Bob that views the Mcu as a religious experience, its entertainment to the vast majority of the audience. No one is modeling there life after Captain America, or committing Jihad in IronMans name, little kids don't say what would Thor do? And most people only vaguely know hawkeye. Furthermore, the Avengers et al are all bombastic characters who definitely don't struggle to accomplish menial tasks and are in fact pretty proactive in their superheroing. Bobs projecting so hard it's hilarious. HE'S the one who can't get up in the morning, he's the one who lives vicariously through his Disney heroes because he's a loser and he's the one who literally thinks that fandoms are somehow religious.
His life is so devoid of meaning that he needs to uplift the most basic piece of mass media into a beloved religion worshipped by millions to convince himself he's not a pathetic loser nobody.
Reminder Bob in his own words peaked when he was nine years old, has openly admitted that without Mario he'd have killed himself, and that he sees consooming as both a drug=high, sex-high, and religious experience in a Super Jerusalem Syndrome.

There's a reason I call Disney, Marvel, and Nintendo his psychological pins, because such a failed specimen has to vicariously succeed and fail through them. That's why he tards out in drunken rants when they eat shit or people mock them, because that's him and he's them.
 
Bobby shares his tricks in dealing with the Unintelligent:
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Peru threatens to elect an Anti-Bob into power:
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No Bad Tactics. Bobby advocates using force and bribe to crush the Red States:
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The Demented One is looking for new transsexual hair to sniff:
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HBO Did Something! Sylvester got "fixed" in time for Pride Month!
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More of Bobby's big-brain movie pitch:
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Today's Bobby's Angels we have a very special cameo: Jake Alley!
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The pop-culture decay of Black Panther from THE Movie of the Century that should be taught in schools as being just as defining to humanity as the Moon landing to nobody caring when the lead actor literally died was astounding. Academics went from shoulder dislocations from patting themselves on the back for being so smart as to see it's "Real" importance to refusing to get even faux-outraged when the Oscars didn't keep giving it awards in years it wasn't even in theatres.....
It's honestly extra sad because Chadwick Boseman was a talented actor, but after Black Panther the character casting kind of stuck on him (even though he quickly tired of the role).
Then when he passed so soon it pretty much immortalized him as "the black panther guy".
 
It's honestly extra sad because Chadwick Boseman was a talented actor, but after Black Panther the character casting kind of stuck on him (even though he quickly tired of the role).
Then when he passed so soon it pretty much immortalized him as "the black panther guy".
Heath Ledger's untimely death is one of the things that immortalized his turn as the Joker. Hell, The Dark Knight still has more cultural cachet than half the MCU, partially because it was elevated by his show-stealing performance. If anything, this proves how badly BP has aged- talented lead, two capable antagonists, and all the hype it could possibly hope for- and now, 4 (?) Years on, it's basically a footnote in bygone pop culture ephemera.
 
Heath Ledger's untimely death is one of the things that immortalized his turn as the Joker. Hell, The Dark Knight still has more cultural cachet than half the MCU, partially because it was elevated by his show-stealing performance. If anything, this proves how badly BP has aged- talented lead, two capable antagonists, and all the hype it could possibly hope for- and now, 4 (?) Years on, it's basically a footnote in bygone pop culture ephemera.

I thought you said "enema" there at the end at first...

Not that you would've been wrong.
 
Idk about this stuff because I'm a functioning adult, so maybe out of the loop or something, but didn't the MCU make a ton of money and then pretty much sink without leaving a cultural trace? Extremely online blue checkmarks consooming random spin offs on boutique streaming channels doesn't count.

Apart from a few memes, and some increasingly hazy memories of seeing THOR VIII: IT'S HAMMER TIME (or was it DR STRANGE VERSUS THE CHIROPRACTIC WEIRDO?) what's the real world legacy of the MCU to normal people with lives? It was a popular theme at kids parties for a while, but that's died off. Compare to the impact the original and good versions of Star Wars and Star Track left on popular culture: everybody knows "use the force", the Imperial March, "I am your father", "Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a X", etc. Luke, Han, Leia, Chewie, Kirk and Spock are still famous and beloved characters. Politicians would quote them, commercials would parody them, NASA named a shuttle after the Enterprise. It was part of mainstream vocabulary long after those properties left the movie theater/original TV run.

Do you see any of that happening with Ant Man or Iron Man? I don't. Even THE MATRIX (1999) still has more cultural cachet than Endgame (2019). See also: ALIENS (1986), TERMINATOR 2 (1991), and plenty of other crowdpleasers that left an impression on the audience longer than it takes to find your car after the credits roll.

Not the first time that's happened either. AVATAR grossed a billion dollars 10 years ago and nobody remembers it now. Something about blue furries? Couldn't name any of the characters or tell you a single line of dialog from that movie even though it was spunking 16.7 million color CGI into everyone's eyeballs in full 3D and broke all box office records in history. (TITANIC, Cameron's previous and less dumb blockbuster, is still something people recognize)

But why? I'm not a film snob and it's silly to pretend ROTJ was a cinematic masterpiece (people were already getting tired of Star Wars in 83) or that the one where Spock saves the whales is Citizen Kane. But the older movies tend to have more going for them than 45 minutes of computer generated punching and every solemn character moment immediately being undercut by a snarky quip.

So Bob, being Bob, got this completely wrong again and Martin Scorsese was right. Capeshit isn't a religion, or modern mythology, and they're barely even movies. They're theme park rides, people enjoy them briefly and then never give them a second thought.

Unless they're horrifically obese 40 year old manchildren who are too fat to fit on theme park rides, and need to use some kind of homemade periscope to see their own penis.
I agree to an extent about the cultural impact of the films but not the properties. Most of the b and c tier characters are props for captain America, spider man, hulk, wolverine and iron man who enough people would know about without the films, even if iron man only gets there by way of black sabbath. They're not as ubiquitous as superman or Batman, but you could use them as cultural shorthand and not confuse people too often - particularly spider man (great power/responsibility) and hulk.

A viable way forward might be to make phase 2 into spider man and maybe wolverine's story now that captain America and iron man's stories have wrapped up. That's something the average person could say "Hey, yeah. I know those what those guys are about" to. Or just quit while they're ahead after a decade of dumb capeshit movies were given a satisfying enough conclusion instead of starting a bunch of projects based on characters most people don't even know exist.

I'm wondering how long it will take until the mcu execs figure out that if nobody knows who the heroes they're working with these days are, why not just make new ones and not deal with creator issues
 
This was a retarded take then and it still is now. There isn't a single human on this planet except for Bob that views the Mcu as a religious experience, its entertainment to the vast majority of the audience. No one is modeling there life after Captain America, or committing Jihad in IronMans name, little kids don't say what would Thor do? And most people only vaguely know hawkeye. Furthermore, the Avengers et al are all bombastic characters who definitely don't struggle to accomplish menial tasks and are in fact pretty proactive in their superheroing. Bobs projecting so hard it's hilarious. HE'S the one who can't get up in the morning, he's the one who lives vicariously through his Disney heroes because he's a loser and he's the one who literally thinks that fandoms are somehow religious.
His life is so devoid of meaning that he needs to uplift the most basic piece of mass media into a beloved religion worshipped by millions to convince himself he's not a pathetic loser nobody.
Isn't the point of a superhero movie to inspire others to push beyond their limits, to show what can be done even against all odds? How is getting up in the morning a monumental display of self-sacrifice? That's the bare minimum to prove you're not a worthless pimple on the ass of society. When I think of monumental self-sacrifice, I think of the train scene in Spiderman 2, not Bob managing to deag his lazy ass out of his fart sack to tweet his arrogance, genocidal delusions, and perverted thirst out to the world. Anyone with a functioning brain can see that Bob is projecting, but the sheer scale of it is monumental when you think about it further: he's thinking that he's doing the world a service, sacrificing his comfort so he can deliver videos to them. He thinks he's like the superheroes of the MCU on some level.
It's honestly extra sad because Chadwick Boseman was a talented actor, but after Black Panther the character casting kind of stuck on him (even though he quickly tired of the role).
Then when he passed so soon it pretty much immortalized him as "the black panther guy".
Boseman definitely had a brighter future that cancer stole from him, but he still persevered through every role until he passed. The worst thing about him isn't even him, but the legion of psychopaths that attached a deranged supremacist ideology around his capeshit contributions and (like Bob) wished death on another great actor because they won an award over him. The guy deserved a better fate and a better class of fan.
 
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