Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Positron]

attachment's busted, boss.

I put a new screenshot because I missed a tweet in the old one. Sorry.

 

[>tfw no Asian gf]

Regarding the whole transhumanist thing, Half Life 2 had the best transhumanist representation, all the cyborgs are completly devoid of their humanity and they exist solely to serve the Combine.

pick up that can

Peru doesn't want to be the next Venezuela. Bobby thinks it is a bad thing driven by an evil Azn woman with an evil legacy:

Bobby's desire to kiss up to the woke left is so strong that it overcame his Azn fetish.

Peru was fucked regardless, the elections were between a corrupt cunt or a marxist fuck, however the marxist fuck has said that he believes Venezuela is a democracy so you can expect BTRs to run over protresters in a few years depending on how quickly things go from bad to worse.

"Don't listen to libs, they keep saying shit like that. Of course a liberal will try to oust a socialist"
I have nothing to say, this is retarded.

 

[Nobue]

It might just be the angle but it looks like Bob's lost some weight.

attachment's busted, boss.

If the man gets lean, gets his life in order, and starts churning out thought-provoking content, I'm gonna laugh.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

What’s wrong with being normal Bob?

 

[Quixotic Man]

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Can we talk about everything wrong about this grilling picture?

• Chris apparently doesn't believe in cleaning his grill. The bed on the inside is wrecked and the outside is so dirty you can't even read the logo anymore
• Combination propane and charcoal, pick one. If you want a smokey flavor add wood chips, not whatever this monstrosity is.
• Charcoal isn't ashed over so it isn't even really doing anything.
• Frozen fucking hamburger patties.
• Season your fucking meat. The tiny clumps of pepper on the steak almost make it more insulting.
• Those are not grilling steaks. Way too thick, very low chance of actually being cooked properly or consistently. Steaks that thick are begging to be finished in an oven.
• Not putting the thickest items in the hot zone.
• That chicken looks like its being prepared to send to a cobbler as a replacement shoe sole.

Bob and Chip needs to get a fucking centrist out there to teach them a thing or two.

 

[Tronathon242]

To conclude...

Moviebob: "...I'm a fully admitted (M)asshole and I also fully believe I try harder to be better than..."

It seems that's his magic card: "I know I'm an asshole, but I'm trying to be better." Well, color me unevolved, but I'm not seeing it.

It's incredibly easy to just say he's trying rather than actually make the effort to do so. It's very reminiscent of CWC just saying he was working toward moving out of 14 Branchland Court on his own time. Bobert has even less of an issue than CWC did/does because, let's face it, moving out can be a huge step for the obviously deranged, let alone normal people. Bob just has to try and not be a prick on Twitter, something most of us could do after taking a deep breath. He's not having an issue with snapping at others on the street or at an office. All he has to do is take a second and think before he posts. He still can't even do that and has no incentive to ever take steps to change.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Hydroxychloroquine cannot be effective against covid, because Trump once claimed it did:
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There is no bigger Believer than one who believes that science and medicine has been totally transparent about this covid farce.

A lot of people may have been saved by a readily available and safe drug that has been over-the-counter for decades.

If anyone should be put on trial for anything it is the talking heads and politicians that carried the lies about the treatment.

Do them right after Cuomo, Whitmer, Newsome, Murphy, Wolfe, and the rest are tried for the murders they committed.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Legit, nobody ever goes out of their way to consoom some BK, only if it's the only thing around, or if you have a coupon or something.

Burger King has the best fast food burgers. (Compared to Wendy's, McDonald's, etc.)

Fite me.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Can we talk about everything wrong about this grilling picture?

• Chris apparently doesn't believe in cleaning his grill. The bed on the inside is wrecked and the outside is so dirty you can't even read the logo anymore
• Combination propane and charcoal, pick one. If you want a smokey flavor add wood chips, not whatever this monstrosity is.
• Charcoal isn't ashed over so it isn't even really doing anything.
• Frozen fucking hamburger patties.
• Season your fucking meat. The tiny clumps of pepper on the steak almost make it more insulting.
• Those are not grilling steaks. Way too thick, very low chance of actually being cooked properly or consistently. Steaks that thick are begging to be finished in an oven.
• Not putting the thickest items in the hot zone.
• That chicken looks like its being prepared to send to a cobbler as a replacement shoe sole.

Bob and Chip needs to get a fucking centrist out there to teach them a thing or two.

We are really hurting...here is a picture of 20lbs of beef being destroyed on our gross grill.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Gay! There's no women on the internet. ESPECIALLY on kiwifarms!

You caught me. I’m an incel living out the inevitable fantasy of becoming a woman to have sex with one. I can’t afford the dick chop, though - it’ll cut into my mom’s tendie fund.

Combination propane and charcoal, pick one. If you want a smokey flavor add wood chips, not whatever this monstrosity is.

Chris, you’re making Hank Hill cry.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

If the man gets lean, gets his life in order, and starts churning out thought-provoking content, I'm gonna laugh.

Without a hint of irony I would root for him.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

It's incredibly easy to just say he's trying rather than actually make the effort to do so. It's very reminiscent of CWC just saying he was working toward moving out of 14 Branchland Court on his own time. Bobert has even less of an issue than CWC did/does because, let's face it, moving out can be a huge step for the obviously deranged, let alone normal people. Bob just has to try and not be a prick on Twitter, something most of us could do after taking a deep breath. He's not having an issue with snapping at others on the street or at an office. All he has to do is take a second and think before he posts. He still can't even do that and has no incentive to ever take steps to change.

Because in his mind, the world doesn't deserve a velvet glove. It deserves an iron fist. It deserves to burn for everything 'those DANG MAYO GHOULS' have done. Even when they are respectful to him, he cannot stop being an twat about everything. His mind only knows rage and the only way he knows how to vent that frustration is to simply let his darker thoughts known under very colorful language. Diabetes might not be the thing that ends his life. It's his own inability to let go of his resentment and wishes for revenge.

I guarantee you whenever he pulls that card, he just rolls his eyes, and sighs disappointedly because once more things can't go his way,

 

[UserAccess]

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I'll never have the eloquence to match George Costanza's insight so I'll let the man say it himself:

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Bobby believes in nuclear energy, which Little Mommy Greta opposes.

As an Albertan, I have to ask Bob if he has ever seen the oil sands. I must admit that I have never been to Fort McMurray or seen the oil sands projects in person, but I have seen footage of both the open pits and the reclamation work they do afterward because Canada as a G7 nations cares about its environment compared to--let's say Nigeria where they flare off the the natural gas as waste. Bob is truly is one of those urban yokels who believes that the lithium used for electric car batteries appears out of nowhere and is blissfully ignorant that photovoltaic cells contain toxic elements like lead, cadmium, and even arsenic (and I believe thallium) that make them can environmental nightmare for waste processing.

The only thing Bob is not wrong about is the expansion of nuclear power. If humanity could make a molten salt reactor that is economically feasible, then we would have plenty of electricity for decades, if not centuries to come and that is not even if we somehow make nuclear fusion viable. Apparently we have a stockpile of thorium and MSRs as breed it into uranium-233 that is slightly more fissile than U-235 and the half-life of its waste products is much lower. But alas, as @Positron said, the eco-zealots are hellbent on making wind and solar the only acceptable methods of electricity generation. Lead, cadmium, and arsenic be damned!

Also, lol phasing out coal. We North Americans just ship our coal to countries halfway across to world to burn because we're the biggest NIMBYs on the planet. One of the facts that the brain-dead denizens of Vancouver choose to ignore is that they are the largest port for exporting coal on the Pacific to the point where you Yanks ship it there by rail--it's utterly laughable how they opposed the Trans-Mountain pipeline expansion when they directly contribute more to CO2 emissions via their exports and make a tidy profit.

 

[Oliver Onions]

At forty, if my diet, general health, and professional career was as fucked as Bob's, I would seriously be freaking out and making major changes.

I almost envy his apparent ability to self delude himself to such an extent.

Realistically, though, what could Bob do? He is well past his physical prime, and the at least 2 decades of solid neglect on his body means any significant dietary/physique changes are probably off the cards.

Finding a partner at his age is also highly unlikely. What women want in a man Bob's age is security, which he cannot provide in any way shape or form; even the single mothers with half a dozen bastard kids wouldn't want him because they can't bleed him for resources he doesn't have.

Finally we have his career, or lack thereof: I can't imagine any employer looking at his output of the last decade and concluding he is someone they want on their team, and that's without even getting into what due diligence would reveal when they Google the lunatic's name. That leaves blue collar work, which he isn't physically capable of doing even if his ego would let him apply for such lowly positions.

Basically, the dude is completely fucked, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving person.

Hell, you could probably make a case that Gohan only came out as good as he did purely due to Piccolo's "tough love" style training and even then, got far the fuck away from Goku when he got married.

Piccolo is without a doubt the best father figure in the DBZ universe.

Spoiler: Goku spergery

As for Goku, I don't accept the cultural differences excuse. I'm well aware of the whole stoic/distant father figure trope in anime as a result of their culture, but there's a difference between something like a Jolyne/Jotaro relationship where the father either doesn't engage with the family because he's busy doing important shit or because he thinks it'll make his kids stronger/keep them safe and Goku who is just straight up neglectful because the only thing he cares about is fighting stronger opponents to the point I'm pretty sure Namek only got destroyed because Goku decided to toy with Frieza instead of instantly killing him; which as luck would have it is the one trait he did manage to instil in Gohan.

 

[Benisbro]

Movieblob be like:

(Source is socialblade: https://socialblade.com/twitter/user/the_moviebob/monthly)

Remember, the way to EARN your Superior Future is to post an average of 70 tweets every day, for over a decade straight.

(Be careful about sending this to CinemaRobert himself, he might actually go full Dobson and whose shit takes would we laugh at then)

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Similarly, the failed Mockingbird Lane reboot was an attempt, IIRC by gay SJW Bryan Fuller, to turn Munsters into an overtly anti-white suburb and would have amped up the metaphor of the Munsters being illegals/mionorities "invading white american safe spaces".

They really haven't thought through this "minorities = monsters" metaphor, have they?

but everything people love about the Adams Family came from the TV show

Yeah. My strongest memory of the show is from I believe the first episode, where Wednesday comes home from school distraught because they read a story where a dragon got killed by a knight. I've just got this memory of Gomez carrying her around as he paces, sliding from comforting his daughter to raging at the world for treating her so poorly, until Morticia calmly consolidates his undirected wrath into a more concrete plan involving discussion and not spontaneous sudden action.

I don't know, there's something about it that stuck with me, Gomez's high-energy first-on-the-scene nature and Morticia's more reserved but better reasoned response as they both reacted to something that hurt their kids. I just got the feeling of "they're both good parents but they're better as a team".

 

[Flexo]

Bobby is a black belt in Empathy and a gold-medalist in How Not To Be An Asshole:

Biology can be thrown into the waste basket of Inferior Past as long as "more types of people are more accepted and able to exist/live as they want", but Climate Change must be upheld as absolute, unquestionable truth even if taking it seriously will prevent many people to live and exist as they want. And sorry Bobby, transsexualism doesn't "reconceptualize human biology" anymore than astrology "reconceptualizes" astronomy.

This always amuses me about Bob and his ilk.

"We should do all this stuff! There's literally no downside!"
Um... what if something goes wrong?
"Error 404."

Bobby can only imagine people object to transhumanism out of religious concerns, or an appeal to the nebulous notion of "nature".

Say what you will about it, but Dollhouse was a pretty good horror series about how scary it would be fully unlocking the brain's secrets.

 

[Captain Marvelous]

Yep, because he saw a teaser image that showed Mario with a Megaman style gun and flipped his shit because he associates guns with FPS dudebros.

What about the characters in Super Smash Bros that use guns? Does he hate them too?

there is no way this loser is an alcoholic.
he must be a lightweight trying to act like a badass just like his gun stories, her gym stories or that bbq story.

Either that, or he drinks stuff with low alcohol, like hard lemonade.

 

[Carlos Thin]

Either that, or he drinks stuff with low alcohol, like hard lemonade.

This. Everyone I've met with a self diagnosed "drinking problem" just drank cider on an empty stomach and bragged about how fucked up they got. Everyone I've met with an actual drinking problem would hide how much they actually drank, and insisted how normal they were.