Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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What filibuster is Bob rambling on about? I don’t pay attention to news because of the cringe but his ramblings are confusing.
There's nothing new going on. Bob's an idiot and seems to have the belief that filibuster is what's preventing the Democrats from putting anyone who votes different into cages. It's the same thing as his constant pissing about the electoral college. He thinks it makes him sound smart, that one time someone told him that the Dems used the filibuster in an almost 10-1 versus the Republicans so getting rid of it would hurt them not withstanding.
 
It is a crime against the entertainment interests of this community that Jonah Goldberg responds to one of Bob's failed owning attempts but Glenn Greenwald hasn't.

Come on Glenn. Take Bob down a notch. Double the amount of points if you use the Lindsay Ellis tweet in your response to him.
Bob despises things he can't control.

I believe he said as much in the blog post he made way back when about his diabetes diagnosis.

He projects this on all of humanity. He believes it's mankind's duty to conquer nature and all the natural forces around us.

This is clearly why he has so much existential dread about death. It's the ultimate thing he can't control. It's the great equalizer. No matter how many Wikipedia articles he skims through about comic book storylines he pretends to have read, it will do nothing to stop him from dying along with the mayo ghouls who don't know a Kree from a Klingon.
l still remember his diabetes announcement because he literally blamed everyone but himself for him developing it.
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The thing that gets me about Bob is his sense of superiority. Like, it’s one thing to be a fat nerd wishing for a “superior future” (whatever the fuck that means) but he’s completely convinced that he, a 40 year old man who makes movie reviews for a living, is a more necessary human being than all the “hopeless MAGA scum” poor people who actually do the work necessary for our society to survive. The elitism fascinates me.
 
It is a crime against the entertainment interests of this community that Jonah Goldberg responds to one of Bob's failed owning attempts but Glenn Greenwald hasn't.

Come on Glenn. Take Bob down a notch. Double the amount of points if you use the Lindsay Ellis tweet in your response to him.
If Greenwald hasn't popped in to dunk on Bob via the constant bitching about Dore, they likely all think he's too dumb to bother with. And they will gladly get their hands dirty on Cenk's particularly greasy brand of fat idiocy, and a whole slew of nobodies publishing on glorified blogs
 
It is a crime against the entertainment interests of this community that Jonah Goldberg responds to one of Bob's failed owning attempts but Glenn Greenwald hasn't.

Come on Glenn. Take Bob down a notch. Double the amount of points if you use the Lindsay Ellis tweet in your response to him.
To the best of my knowledge Glen has only ever once interacted with Bob and it was an easy dunk. The way Glen worded it, it sounds like he was fully aware of who Bob is. I think it's just that Bob's so beneath anyone's contempt that he doesn't get any real interaction from the people he'd want, which would be anyone who isn't a follower of his.
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Bob has had a raging hate boner for Greenwald, even going so far as to call him alt-right/a nazi which is impressive because Glenn's a gay Jew, for YEARS. He lumps Glenn in with Assange and Snowden. I don't know exactly why. I think it's because wikileaks had all the DNC emails and Assange hates Hillary and since they all worked together to release the information on mass surveillance then they are all clearly subhuman filth cut from the same cloth. It was just FUCKING YESTERDAY that Bob laid on this zinger
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It's right up there with his Mank review

See for yourself what he's said.
Here's just the top shit.
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I like these two in particular.
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"I'm always right except polictics, the flow of pop culture, and knowing which girls like me soooooo...ALWAYS RIGHT"
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The article btw seems to be about Hilary's campaign's dismal and naming the democratic outliers "Bernie Bros" is not good and the reporting on Bernie Bros has been sloppy at best by the media. I don't know. I didn't read it all because it's almost 5 years old at this point. But you can!

The “Bernie Bros” Narrative: a Cheap Campaign Tactic Masquerading as Journalism and Social Activism​

The fact that it may be an effective political smear does not make it any less ugly or deceitful.
Glenn Greenwald
January 31 2016, 8:42 a.m.
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The concoction of the “Bernie Bro” narrative by pro-Clinton journalists has been a potent political tactic — and a journalistic disgrace. It’s intended to imply two equally false claims: (1) a refusal to march enthusiastically behind the Wall Street-enriched, multiple-war-advocating, despot-embracing Hillary Clinton is explainable not by ideology or political conviction, but largely if not exclusively by sexism: demonstrated by the fact that men, not women, support Sanders (his supporters are “bros”); and (2) Sanders supporters are uniquely abusive and misogynistic in their online behavior. Needless to say, a crucial tactical prong of this innuendo is that any attempt to refute it is itself proof of insensitivity to sexism if not sexism itself (as the accusatory reactions to this article will instantly illustrate).
It’s become such an all-purpose, handy pro-Clinton smear that even consummate, actual “bros” for whom the term was originally coined — straight guys who act with entitlement and aggression, such as Paul Krugman — are now reflexively (and unironically) applying it to anyone who speaks ill of Hillary Clinton, even when they know nothing else about the people they’re smearing, including their gender, age, or sexual orientation. Thus, a male policy analyst who criticized Sanders’ health care plan “is getting the Bernie Bro treatment,” sneered Krugman. Unfortunately for the New York Times Bro, that analyst, Charles Gaba, said in response that he’s “really not comfortable with [Krugman’s] referring to die-hard Bernie Sanders supporters as ‘Bernie Bros'” because it “implies that only college-age men support Sen. Sanders, which obviously isn’t the case.”
It is indeed “obviously not the case.” There are literally millions of women who support Sanders over Clinton. A new Iowa poll yesterday shows Sanders with a 15-point lead over Clinton among women under 45, while one-third of Iowa women over 45 support him. A USA Today/Rock the Vote poll from two weeks ago found Sanders nationally “with a 19-point lead over front-runner Hillary Clinton, 50 percent to 31 percent, among Democratic and independent women ages 18 to 34.” One has to be willing to belittle the views and erase the existence of a huge number of American women to wield this “Bernie Bro” smear.

But truth doesn’t matter here — at all. Instead, the goal is to inherently delegitimize all critics of Hillary Clinton by accusing them of, or at least associating them with, sexism, thus distracting attention away from Clinton’s policy views, funding, and political history and directing it toward the online behavior of anonymous, random, isolated people on the internet claiming to be Sanders supporters. It’s an effective weapon when wielded by Clinton operatives. But, given its blatant falsity, it has zero place in anything purporting to be “journalism.”

To see the blatant disregard for facts in which this narrative is grounded, let’s quickly look at two of the most widely cited examples of online “Bernie Bro” misogyny from this week’s deluge of articles on the topic, smartly dissected by columnist Carl Beijar (“How many smears on Sanders supporters can we debunk in one week?”). A much-cheered Mashable article — headlined “The bros who love Bernie Sanders have become a sexist mob” — purported to describe the “Bernie Bro” phenomenon as Sanders supporters who are “often young, white, and predominantly male” and whose messages are “oftentimes derogatory and misogynistic.” It cited a grand total of two examples, both from random, unknown internet users. Here was one of those examples, left in response to a Facebook post from New Hampshire Sen. Jeanne Shaheen about a Clinton rally she attended:

There are two small problems with this example. First, it’s written by a woman, not a man. Second, it’s not remotely sexist. If anything is sexist, it’s the branding of Carol Jean Simpson as a “bro” because she supports Sanders rather than Clinton. And while I’m sure it’s terribly unpleasant for a former governor and two-term U.S. Senator such as Jeanne Shaheen to have her favorite presidential candidate described as a “lying shitbag” and be told that she lost a supporter as a result, there’s nothing particularly inappropriate, or at least not unusual, about this kind of rhetoric being used in online debates over politics — unless you think the most powerful U.S. politicians are entitled to the reverence that London elites accord British monarchy.
Then there’s the most widely cited example, used by that Mashable article as well as one from the BBC titled “Bernie Sanders supporters get a bad reputation online.” This example originated with the New Yorker TV critic (and Clinton supporter) Emily Nussbaum, who claimed that she was called a “psycho” by the “Feel the Bern crew” after she praised Clinton. Nussbaum’s claim was then repeatedly cited by pro-Clinton media figures when repeating the “Bernie Bro” theme. The problem with this example? The person who called her a “psycho” is a right-wing Tea Party supporter writing under a fake Twitter account of a GOP congressman — not remotely a Sanders supporter. As Beijar put it:

What this illustrates is that Clinton media operatives are campaigning for their candidate under the guise of journalism and social issue activism. I don’t personally have a problem with that: I see nothing wrong with journalists being vehemently devoted to a political candidate. But it’s important to know what it is. As is true for most campaign operatives, they have thrown all concern about truth and facts into the garbage can in exchange for saying anything that they perceive will help the Clinton campaign win.
Have pro-Clinton journalists and pundits been subjected to some vile, abusive, and misogynistic rhetoric from random, anonymous internet supporters of Sanders who are angry over their Clinton support? Of course they have. Does that reflect in any way on the Sanders campaign or which candidate should win the Democratic primary? Of course it does not. The reason pro-Clinton journalists are targeted with vile abuse online has nothing specifically to do with the Sanders campaign or its supporters. It has everything to do with the internet. There are literally no polarizing views one can advocate online — including criticizing Democratic Party leaders such as Clinton or Barack Obama — that will not subject one to a torrent of intense anger and vile abuse. It’s not remotely unique to supporting Hillary Clinton: Ask Megyn Kelly about that, or the Sanders-supporting Susan Sarandon and Cornel West, or anyone with a Twitter account or blog. I’ve seen online TV and film critics get hauled before vicious internet mobs for expressing unpopular views about a TV program or a movie.
And while people in some minority groups are, just like in offline life, lavished with special, noxious forms of online abuse — people of color, LGBTs, women, Muslims — that has been true in basically every online realm long before Bernie Sanders announced that he would rudely attempt to impede Hillary Clinton’s coronation. There are countless articles documenting the extra-vitriolic abuse directed at women and minorities for many years before “the Sanders campaign” existed.

Pretending that abusive or misogynistic behavior is unique to Sanders supporters is a blatant, manipulative scam, as anyone who ever used the internet before 2015 knows. Do pro-Clinton journalists really believe that Sanders-supporting women, or LGBTs, or people of color, are exempt from this online abuse from Clinton supporters, that this only happens to people who support Clinton? (In 2008, Krugman used the same tactic on behalf of the Clinton campaign by claiming that Obama supporters were particularly venomous and cult-like.)

A tweet yesterday from a devoted supporter of Hillary Clinton.
Just as neocons have long sought to exploit “anti-Semitism” accusations as a means of deterring and delegitimizing criticisms of Israel (thus weakening and trivializing the ability to combat that very real menace), Clinton media supporters are cynically exploiting serious and disturbing phenomena and weaponizing them as tools for the Clinton campaign. Online abuse in general, and toward specific groups, is a very real and serious problem; it is not a tool to be used to advance the political empowerment of Hillary Clinton by smearing Sanders supporters as particularly guilty of it.
Clinton-supporting journalists this week made much out of the fact that the Sanders campaign felt compelled to issue a statement asking its supporters to comport themselves respectfully online, as though this proved that Sanders supporters really are uniquely abusive. That’s absurd. What that actually proved is that pro-Clinton journalists at large media outlets vastly outnumber pro-Sanders journalists — that’s what it means to say that she’s the “establishment candidate” — and have collectively used their platform to spin this harmful narrative, forcing the Sanders campaign to try to defuse it.
To put it simply: if you really think that Sanders supporters are particularly abusive online, that says a great deal about which candidate you want to win, and nothing about Sanders supporters. If you spend your time praising Clinton and/or criticizing Sanders, of course you personally will experience more anger and vitriol from Sanders supporters than Clinton supporters.
Conversely, if you spend your time praising Sanders, you will experience far more anger and vitriol from Clinton supporters. If you spend your time criticizing Trump, you’ll think no faction is more abusive than Trump supporters. If you’re an Obama critic, you’ll conclude that his army of devoted worshippers is uniquely toxic. And if you opine that the original Star Trek series is overrated, you’ll be able to write a column about the supreme dark side of nerds, armed with numerous horrifying examples. Welcome to my inbox and Twitter feed:






I got all of that — and so much more like it — without having to praise Hillary Clinton! How could that happen? We’ve been hearing that it’s Sanders supporters who uniquely spew this kind of ugliness at Clinton-supporting media figures.
Hillary Clinton is the establishment candidate. Therefore, she has far more supporters with loud, influential media platforms than her insurgent, socialist challenger. Therefore, the people with the loudest media platforms experience lots of anger and abuse from Sanders supporters and none from Clinton supporters; why would devoted media cheerleaders of the Clinton campaign experience abuse from Clinton supporters? They wouldn’t, and they don’t. Therefore, venerating their self-centered experience as some generalized trend, they announce that Sanders supporters are uniquely abusive: because that’s what they, as die-hard Clinton media supporters, personally experience. This “Bernie Bro” narrative says a great deal about which candidate is supported by the most established journalists and says nothing unique about the character of the Sanders campaign or his supporters.
As I documented last week, it is hard to overstate how identical is the script being used by American media elites against Sanders when compared to the one used by the British media elite last year to demonize Jeremy Corbyn and his supporters. This exact media theme was constantly used against Corbyn: that his supporters were uniquely abusive, vitriolic, and misogynistic. That’s because the British media almost unanimously hated Corbyn and monomaniacally devoted themselves to his defeat: So of course they never experienced abuse from supporters of his opponents but only from supporters of Corbyn. And from that personal experience, they also claimed that Corbyn supporters were uniquely misbehaved, and then turned it into such a media narrative that the Corbyn campaign finally was forced to ask for better behavior from his supporters:



Just as happened with Corbyn, the pro-Clinton establishment media first created this narrative about the Sanders campaign, then seized on its being forced to respond to it — the narrative they created — as vindication that they were right all along. As the media critic Adam Johnson put it this week:

It’s the exact same script. And in both cases, it’s not hard to understand. If you were a supporter of Hillary Clinton, think of all the things she’s said and done that you would be desperate not to have to discuss or defend. Several days ago, the African-American professor Michelle Alexander, whose book The New Jim Crow about the sprawling, racist U.S. penal state is one of the most important of the last decade, wrote this on her Facebook page:

Similarly, here’s what Ta-Nehisi Coates wrote in The Atlantic last week:


If you’re a Clinton media supporter, the last thing you want to do is talk about her record in helping to construct the supremely oppressive and racist U.S. penal state. You don’t even want to acknowledge what Alexander and Coates wrote. You most certainly don’t want to talk about how she’s drowning both personally and politically in Wall Street money. You sure don’t want to talk about what her bombing campaign did to Libya, or the military risks that her no-fly zone in Syria would entail, or the great admiration and affection she proclaimed for Egyptian despot Hosni Mubarak, or revisit her steadfast advocacy of the greatest political crime of this generation, the invasion of Iraq. You don’t want to talk about her vile condemnation of “superpredators,” or her record on jobs-destroying trade agreements, or the fact that she changed her position from vehement opposition to support for marriage equality only after polls and most Democratic politicians switched sides.
Indeed, outside of a very small number of important issues where her record is actually good, you don’t want to talk much at all about her actual beliefs and actions. Watch how many progressive endorsements of Clinton simply ignore all of that. It’s much better to re-direct the focus away from Hillary Clinton’s history of beliefs and policy choices onto the repugnant, stray comments of obscure, unknown, anonymous people on the internet claiming (accurately or not) to be supporters of Bernie Sanders. The fact that it may be an effective tactic — mostly because most Democratic media figures are equally fervent Clinton supporters and thus willing to unite to prop it up and endorse it — does not make it any less ugly or deceitful.
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Top photo: Actress Susan Sarandon watches as Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Bernie Sanders speaks during a campaign event at Music Man Square, Jan. 27, 2016, in Mason City, Iowa.
AND HERE COMES THE GREAT LAPSED POPE, FIRST AND LAST OF HIS NAME, MAY THE WHEELS OF HIS CHAIR FOREVER TURN THE WORLD, WITH THE COMEBACK!

First it starts off with a tranny white knighting Bob
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Yes, Bob thought that was so clever that he retweeted it.
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Bob tries to play it cool and suave
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But now Bob has had enough of your INANE FAGGOTRY, DARKIE!
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Shout out to old friend Russbot for making an appearance.

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I wanna take this moment to remind everyone to ARCHIVE EVERYTHING. Bob is getting more spooked the more attention he gets. I have no idea what will push him over the edge and make him DFE but it's fun to watch it happen.

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What was it you said earlier Bobbyboi? Oh yeah! Stay mad.
 
The thing that gets me about Bob is his sense of superiority. Like, it’s one thing to be a fat nerd wishing for a “superior future” (whatever the fuck that means) but he’s completely convinced that he, a 40 year old man who makes movie reviews for a living, is a more necessary human being than all the “hopeless MAGA scum” poor people who actually do the work necessary for our society to survive. The elitism fascinates me.
is even worse: bob makes is living begging for patreon money, his fucking youtube channel is a blip
 
Blobbert is the left's collective Id and Jungian Shadow given physical form. It's why Wokies both distance themselves from him and use their standard mental gymnastics to defend him from criticism.
I'm trying to make it a habit to avoid this subhuman fat fuck's political/cultural hot takes, because I fear doing otherwise will lead to an early death due to a rage-induce brain aneurysm.
People like Blobby have hightlighted to me that the Religious Right, cringey though they may be, are genuinely pleasant people who bear you good will. I prefer their company.
 
What filibuster is Bob rambling on about? I don’t pay attention to news because of the cringe but his ramblings are confusing.
The Senate filibuster. It requires both the left and the right to work together to pass stuff meaning that the progressives won't get any of their pet projects through the senate because there's no way Mitt Romney would vote for a bill that would lead to zero carbon by 2030. Bob thinks if he pretends to be a progressive he'll get his dick wet so he agrees with whatever he hears them say.
What is Bob’s problem with normies? In fact, why do sjws, nerds and other losers hate normal people in general?
It's a cult. Just in the same way JW's avoid hanging out with anyone apart from them, people like Bob refuse to hang out with anyone right or left of Hillary.
> the [Republican Party] would vanish (no actual demographic numbers)
74.2 million is most definitely an actual demographic, Bob.
 
People like Blobby have hightlighted to me that the Religious Right, cringey though they may be, are genuinely pleasant people who bear you good will. I prefer their company.
The Religious Right just wants more people to go to heaven. Bob wants me to die painfully for the crime of consooming the wrong product.

Yeah, I don't fit in with the hyperreligious squares but they're mostly well-meaning people that care about their families.
 
Rando: Transhumanism spells doom for the human race, and people will resist it violently.
Bobby: ME SMASH!
I know that she won’t as she’s a champagne socialist, but I wish that AOC would speak out against transhumanism on the basis that it would worsen the class disparity that already exists in society.

The meltdown as Bobby tries to process that would be glorious.
 
That's actually the main reason I fucking despise that film. "No fate but what we make? LOL, jk, Judgement Day is inevitable." It's why for me the Terminator franchise ends at 2 - just like the Alien franchise ends with Aliens.
I kinda agree with you, Terminator should have been a standalone or ended with 2 (Robert Patrick's performance was so good I like T2 in spite of the weird grandfather paradox) but on the other hand, do wrong right: if you're going to have a part 3, stop endlessly prick-teasing us with a Judgement Day and future war that never happen. Shit or get off the pot. "You cannot escape your date, but you can ride to meet it" is quite a bit more pessimistic, but it still works thematically.

As far as clapping back on Bob, I don't think anyone is quite so pathetic as to make themselves into a Bob Reply Guy. Honestly, Greenwald is doing the best thing by ignoring him- he's not feeding into his delusions of relevance.

And in all seriousness, how do you even criticize a guy who thinks he deserves an immortal robot body for consooming the correct product? It's a belief that's so fucking out there that it defies the comprehension of anyone who's ever had sex with another human being.
 
It is a crime against the entertainment interests of this community that Jonah Goldberg responds to one of Bob's failed owning attempts but Glenn Greenwald hasn't.

Come on Glenn. Take Bob down a notch. Double the amount of points if you use the Lindsay Ellis tweet in your response to him.

l still remember his diabetes announcement because he literally blamed everyone but himself for him developing it.
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Someone mentioned Buckbreaking is anti-gay? It's anti-gay in the same fashion as Scott Thompson's closeted character in Brain Candy. Tariq Nasheed is badly in need of a good dose of Gleemonex.

Anyway, I wanted to highlight something in Bob's rambling diabeetus update:

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This sounds very much like someone in the Chipman household required an intervention. So, taking bets: which Chipman finally let their drinking get so out of control the other drunks in the family felt obliged to step in? I'm guessing dearly departed Dad, who apparently not only had to deal with his oafish sons but also a Pride-flag waving wife.
 
> the [Republican Party] would vanish (no actual demographic numbers)
74.2 million is most definitely an actual demographic, Bob.
Of course being coy and leaving out the genocide part. Getting rid of the EC and the filibuster in no way eliminates the Republican Party or Right Wing Americans in general. They'll still be there, they'll still have their guns, and no amount of amendments or gun confiscation orders will compel them to obey. They'll just start doing what started in Virginia and pass 2A sanctuary statutes on a county basis and tell the Blue metropolitan dwellers to fornicate themselves. The only way they all disappear is to kill them. Bob won't say it as clear that, we just need to read between the lines.
And in all seriousness, how do you even criticize a guy who thinks he deserves an immortal robot body for consooming the correct product? It's a belief that's so fucking out there that it defies the comprehension of anyone who's ever had sex with another human being.
Mocking him relentlessly seems to work just fine. Those elements are just absurd but he also advocates for the above mentioned positions which actually are dangerous, tyrannical, and gaining immense traction within the American Left. So, there are very ridiculous and very serious elements about this guy.
I kinda agree with you, Terminator should have been a standalone or ended with 2 (Robert Patrick's performance was so good I like T2 in spite of the weird grandfather paradox) but on the other hand, do wrong right: if you're going to have a part 3, stop endlessly prick-teasing us with a Judgement Day and future war that never happen. Shit or get off the pot. "You cannot escape your date, but you can ride to meet it" is quite a bit more pessimistic, but it still works thematically.
It would be fine if they would stick to an actual position, but they can't. Hell, even the new one attempts to straddle the line: Judgment Day is inevitable but you can change who the evil computer system is or some such bullshit. All of these sequels just can't make up their minds on how fate works. The best thing to do with Terminator is make a film about the actual future war, make more games like Terminator: Resistance, or just not do anything at all.
 
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What filibuster is Bob rambling on about? I don’t pay attention to news because of the cringe but his ramblings are confusing.
Knowing Moviebob's logic, filibusters are bad when Democrats hold the majority of the U.S. Senate. However, if a non-Democrat party holds a majority (Republicans, most likely), the filibuster would be necessary because it serves as a justifiable end to Bob's sinister, diabolical means.
 
Bob essentially is one of those know-nothing know-it-alls that wants to ban/dismantle things when their existence doesn't benefit his professed belief. To be worth silencing in the way he proposes, they must pose a great threat to his superiah futchah indeed.
The animated series to the rescue! The episode is called "Harley's Holiday." Harley is discharged from Arkham, and must try to adjust to normal life. Spoiler: she fails, and hijinks ensue.

Here's a clip from the episode:

The animated series was, and will continue to be, one of the defining works of the Batman mythos. Freed as the writers were from ongoing storylines and the DC shared universe, they could unleash their creativity and tell interesting Batman stories. They were true fans of Batman. What we have today are mentally stunted children incapable of imagining anything that's unlike themselves.

Back on topic, Bob is fat, ugly, and will die a lonely virgin.
Ah yes! Harley's Holiday is one of the character's best episodes. I miss hapless, pathetic Harley Quinn, whatever became of her? This is one of those cases where they lost sight of what worked about the character. Once you move beyond the fanservice and antics she really is a sad and lonely misfit vying for attention from a psychotic monster that groomed her and played on her insecurities.

"There was a charming simplicity to it all. Now everything sucks." - Harry S. Plinkett

DC can be pretty bad about greenlighting things that they think can be controversial and edgy for the sake of it (see: Titans) but I think it makes sense that they put their foot down for Batman. Batman's one of their big three, he's an internationally known brand, and Batman and Nightwing are pretty much the only DC floppies that actually sell enough copies to justify the shipping. They need Batman to be able to appeal to as wide a swath of people as possible, and if the buzz around Batman involves graphic sex acts, Joe and Mabel Midwest aren't gonna want to buy toy batmobiles for lil' Timmy.

That Bob and his cronies can't grasp this shit makes them look like total exceptional individuals.
 
"I'm a Decent-ish Cook."
"I lost my regular professional gig at the Escapist suddenly and without warning."

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It is a crime against the entertainment interests of this community that Jonah Goldberg responds to one of Bob's failed owning attempts but Glenn Greenwald hasn't.

Come on Glenn. Take Bob down a notch. Double the amount of points if you use the Lindsay Ellis tweet in your response to him.

l still remember his diabetes announcement because he literally blamed everyone but himself for him developing it.
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And there it is. Slob the knob Moviebob makes the tragedies of others about himself. Some family member's battle with alcohol, drugs, food, hoarding, or whatever it is that required intervention isn't as important as how it boxed him into diabetic's corner.

I don't imagine Bob's telling the truth about his relationship with his father. His fucked up version of events is a disagreement over his little film hobby. Realistically, the man was probably disgusted with the scam of a human being he'd created.

One of those versions of events sounds like it came from a movie. The other is an understandable reaction to having a fat, stupid, unaccomplished, narcissistic, misanthropic man-child for a son. I'll leave it to you to decide which one's most likely.
 
..and if the buzz around Batman involves graphic sex acts, Joe and Mabel Midwest aren't gonna want to buy toy batmobiles for lil' Timmy.
Surely Bob will never see what made Harley Quinn a compelling character in the first place, and why this new edgy manchild-appealing show ruins that (his thought process begins and ends with “She’s Empowered(tm) so the show must be morally righteous”).

However I think he could reach or be brought to such a conclusion about Batman being less marketable for muff-diving, he simply wouldn’t care. To him Joe and Mabel Midwest are evil and backwards Believers for not being as tittilated by cartoon lesbuns as he wanting to introduce their children to such a positive perpendicular-kissing role-model.

It’s “I like it so it must be morally good so people who would dislike it must be terrible beyond saving” consoomerism all the way down. It’s like seeing a corporation as a ‘person’ except he sees many corporate products as more inherently valuable than a large swath of the population.
 
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