Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Flexo]

The problem with most of these writers is that they lack the self-awareness to realize that they are flawed and that the world doesn't revolve around them.

Gee, I wonder if there's a pithy term for that. It's probably been around for awhile. A concept really old... probably referenced in a few religions here and there... right on the tip of my tongue...

I guess what I'm trying to say is that any attempt to make half-animal hybrids that take animal sexual behaviors into account would result in a character whose sexual habits would break several human laws and might (if a half-human/half duck male is involved,) result in the death of the fully human partner.

Well I'll never watch Howard the Duck the same way again.

 

[Positron]

Remember this Canuckistan fake Chink? Bobby just did!


Bobby does "forced research-dive" and "media analysis". He thinks MCU would have make a He-Man clone, a white men wielding such obsolete (thus evil) weapon as a sword, just to be the foil of the "inclusive and diverse cast". My Improperly-Evolved brain is not worthy.


More "media analysis". Disney gave us Tangled and Frozen because they looked at what was popular in Youtube.
TL;DR - Disney good because they listened to their audience.

Yet what if the hypothetical 2 million viewers were yelling at you to release the Synder's Cut?



Nintendo:


Angel brings good tidings and two pieces of research on mice.

What the two paper say is that the adult gonads in mice need to be actively maintained throughout life; gonads are not "set up once and forget it" apparatuses. If the complicated maintenance got disrupted by gene-knockout, the hormone-producing cells within the gonad might assume the appearance and function of the analogous cells in the cross-sex gonad. As far as Angels are concerned, these findings mean virtually nothing: even if they could genetically engineered their balls to produce estrogen and progesterone, they still won't grow a vagina and uterus.

 

[A Pale Shadow]

They probably are aware that some pervs get house cats to do things to them, but a big cat's tongue is another matter entirely. Big cat tongues HURT anywhere that isn't the palm of the hand or really thick skin on the foot. Having something like that rasping constantly on delicate genitals is going to have them hurting and even bleeding before long. Soooo whoever said that the big cat in the series of pictures there goes down on anyone that isn't also a Big Cat doesn't know anything about Big Cats (unless they want to argue that a Kryptonian snatch or something can stand up to it). And if the creator of the big feline there made it canon that the pussy eats (hyooman) pussy, they're an idiot, too.

Bruh, cat tongues evolved to scrap meat off of bones. That shit makes me cringe just thinking.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

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Kevin is an autistic let's player who looks like this

He's not impressing anyone with this same exact, boring rhetoric that even baby bubba Chris has espoused, numerous times. Doctor Literal Who here should put his money where his mouth is and marry a trans woman and post pictures to own all us hadurz. Bob should follow suit seeing how he believes that he will one day have grandchildren and the only way to do that is to get with a woman. #TransWomenAreWomen after all so it should all work out.

 

[blablabla]

bob pathetic attempts to justify his wasted life are funny AF
i WORK SO HARD, i research capeshit that nobody cares so i can make my very important MEDIA ANALYSYS.
hey fatti maybe you could research how to keep alive your shitty youtube channel that no one sees.
one free tip: seeing your views count nobody cares about your shitty reviews. people watch your chimpouts focus on that you mongoloid.
edit: this idiot should really count his blessing. his life is begging people on patreon. if his job depended on his critical thinking abilities he would have starved to death a long time ago

 

[Mola Ram]

bob pathetic attempts to justify his wasted life are funny AF
i WORK SO HARD, i research capeshit that nobody cares so i can make my very important MEDIA ANALYSYS.
hey fatti maybe you could research how to keep alive your shitty youtube channel that no one sees.

"Forced research dive" can't mean anything other than going to a fan-created wiki and Wikipedia. It's just like that scene in Lord of the Rings where Gandalf is sifting through mountains of ancient scrolls!

 

[BScCollateral]

Identity problems are what you write about when you don't have the experience or chops to write real problems.

Rudyard Kipling would like to have a word with you.

 

[Red Hood]

I learned this lesson when I was naive enough to leave comments on fellow blob Jim Sterling's videos, asking him to propose alternatives to the dreaded capitalism he rants about 24/7.

Unsurprisingly I never received an answer from him or any of his dickriders. In fact to this day I've never received an answer to that question anywhere I've put it, beyond the predictable response of 'MUH COMMUNISM,' without any qualifying statements to explain how you could implement or sustain such a system.

It always baffles me how the people beating the drum of leftism are talking about industries like film and video games that essentially require capitalism and competition to really thrive. I mean look at the output of those industries in the capitalist economies like Japan and the US versus the Soviet Union. In 100 years of film the US put out countless classic films and the Soviet Union...put out some Eisenstein films and Ivan the Terrible.

The 16-bit era would have been Nintendo resting on its laurels and just iterating NES 2.0 if it wasn't for some threatening and aggressive competition from SEGA (which had a couple years head start on user base too).

Guys like Bob and Jim are also always big on conspicuous consumption. In fact I'd say "Geek Culture" and the Consoomer lifestyle as a whole is all about conspicuous consumption- I got products! Now I will show you products on my social media!

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I wanted to post this for contrast...

Is it me, or does it appear that Jirard's career is going in an opposite direction compared to Bob's? The Escapist fired Bob twice while G4, a name with more pedigree, has brought on Jirard who I think deserves it after his years of hard work and building up his YouTube channel while keeping the drama to a minimum. (Well, there was that nasty split with Greg Wilmot six years ago.) Unlike Bob, he doesn't let his own politics bog down his reviews or analysis and I genuinely think that he is the superior™ Mario fan because he could likely speed run through SMB3 with minimal effort.

To top it off, Jirard has a professional relationship with Nintendo and actually interviewed Shigeru Miyamoto. Something Bob will never accomplish because he is such a putrid pool of genetic sludge that Nintendo wouldn't let him near Miyamoto-San for fear that he will go Anne Wilkes on the father of Mario.

Oh yeah, and Jirard has lost some weight. Time to get on that treadmill and sweat that bacon grease off, Bob.

 

[Flexo]

?

Here, read the classic, public domain version of the story instead.

The Project Gutenberg eBook of The Terror, by Arthur Machen.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

I was a fan of the character when Christopher Priest wrote him and his appearances in the Busiek/Perez Avengers. I loved the idea what Wakanda was a country that managed to both resist colonialism and modernize ala the Meiji Restoration to the point where they rivaled Doom's Latveria in technological prowess. Making is some hidden society/marysuetopia that was centuries ahead of everyone else broke my suspension of disbelief and led to me not wanting to have anything to do with the film.

I liked him in Captain America: Civil War, and he honestly underwent a better character arc in CA-CW than he did in his own film.
In his own film it was basically him being carried by the supporting cast (at some points literally) more often than not. Like the film honestly could have been called "Black Panther's Mother, Sister, (Ex?) Girlfriend and Bodyguard" and been a more accurate title.
Also Killmonger did nothing wrong.

Well shit. I just googled "Steven Universe Negative Reviews" and picked the longest one. Who would have thought autism attracts autism?

E;R and EzPz both did much better anti-SU videos anyway.

Jerry Lilly Peet's Orchard's video was alot more crying about how SU lgbtqia+++ representation was "problematic" than actual points about why it sucks.

 

[UserAccess]

Rudyard Kipling would like to have a word with you.

Kipling? Why's that? This one's sailing over my head.

 

[BScCollateral]

Kipling? Why's that? This one's sailing over my head.

Kim and Mowgli's Brothers, off the top of my head.

 

[Barney Calhoun]

I wanted to post this for contrast...

Holy fuck that thumbnail is terrifying.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

Holy fuck that thumbnail is terrifying.

God help us, the soy is only making him stronger!

 

[ChampFantana]

Bobert the Fat thinks he's gonna have grandkids? Somebody needs to tell that stupid virgin that his hand is incapable of being impregnated.

 

[UserAccess]

Kim and Mowgli's Brothers, off the top of my head.

Ah, you have my apologies. I should have specified identity through context of the past ten years or so. Point taken.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

It's the Joss Whedon effect

Those shitty, poorly timed jokes in action movies are usually so bad that, in most cases, if they pulled a Family Guy and put a whole fucking episode of Mr. Belvedere in the middle of the damn movie if would be actually funnier.

Well, when it comes to nerds specifically (real ones, not fake ones like Blob the Stupid of House Fat) it's envy. Sure, nerds may be smarter than the normies, but what do normies do? Have parties, date, stay in shape...all just by doing basic normie things and having normie hobbies. It seems so effortless, so of course the nerdy doughboy who has sedentary hobbies bashes them for being dumb sheeple who doesn't like the things they like,

Or that's how it used to be and now all the nerd shit is going mainstream and is being taken over by tards who have no respect for the hobbies.

I mean, it's not like people are set in stone stereotypes either. There are plenty of nerdier dudes out there who like to play games, are more introverted, and still lead normal lives outside that, dating, having friends over and meeting people.

That makes a lot of sense but I disagree on the ‘nerds are smarter’ bit. I have met a lot of real nerds, and some of them were the dumbest people I’ve ever met.

I’m talking Chris Chan levels of stupid.

Yeah, being socially introverted doesn't mean you're smarter, it means you're perceived as being smarter. There are plenty of introverted morons out there. Ironically, I met a dude who was exactly like that, a real stuck up snobby piece of shit (he hated me because one of his friends kept swooning over me as I actually knew how to hold a conversation like a regular human being) who was a total fucking moron. He thought he was smarter than everyone else, and, while most of the people he put down went to College, Mr. Megamind over there flunked his classes and failed to so.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Yeah, being socially introverted doesn't mean you're smarter, it means you're perceived as being smarter. There are plenty of introverted morons out there. Ironically, I met a dude who was exactly like that, a real stuck up snobby piece of shit (he hated me because one of his friends kept swooning over me as I actually knew how to hold a conversation like a regular human being) who was a total fucking moron. He thought he was smarter than everyone else, and, while most of the people he put down went to College, Mr. Megamind over there flunked his classes and failed to so.

"Haha dumb jocks! I'm so much smarter than them!" says the anti-social nerd in the back of the room as he applies to work at BestBuy after HS graduation while the "dumb jock" gets a scholarship to get through college without incurring student debt.

Or in Bloberto's case as he sits in his basement eating mountain dew chicken ranting on twitter while the "dumb" jock has a house and a wife and doesn't need to e-beg online.

 

[Meat Target]

he would have starved to death a long time ago

Is he capable of starving?