Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[The tired cat]

Another frequent crossover with Tony Goldmark:
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You mean how Bob goes on how Biden needs to start stomping the "white trash" or how they need to invade Poland and go to war with Russia. Oh ye, totally not a cult-like mentality

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Wow, a villain based off a classic superhero archetype meant to contrast with the main characters? I've never seen that before.
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Why did you just post Bob if he had superpowers?

 

[ChampFantana]

I've never seen anybody spout that stupid "reality has a liberal bias" horseshit that wasn't a drooling imbecile.

Speaking of imbeciles, what is Bob' s head MORE full of, gorilla shit or empty space?

 

[Toolbox]

The same people who typically spout "reality has a liberal bias" also seem to tend to agree with the whole "humanity is tiny and insignificant in the cosmic scale so nothing matters! I fucking love science!!!" schtick, so how does that end up justifying trannyism, LGBT pride, critical race theory?

 

[JayHarrison]

I've never seen anybody spout that stupid "reality has a liberal bias" horseshit that wasn't a drooling imbecile.

Speaking of imbeciles, what is Bob' s head MORE full of, gorilla shit or empty space?

Empty space. Moviebob as an intellectual heliumweight.

 

[TopTierHealer]

On the topic of soviet animation here's 2 that are quite great (both featured in Cartoon Network's underground section 2 decades ago):

The tale of tales:

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Мультфильм о жизни, которая проходит перед глазами под прекрасные произведения Баха и Моцарта, а также популярные мелодии 30-х годов.Подпишись на канал: смот...

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and The Hedgehog in the Mist:

Ёжик в тумане

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[Emperor Julian]

if transwomen are women then Blob should be pestered every day why he hasn't had a trans girlfriend yet and why is he such a bigot.

Lets be honest-they said no to him. Imagine going through all that to have Bob inside your body squirting into you.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Lets be honest-they said no to him. Imagine going through all that to have Bob inside your body squirting into you.

At this point, he's probably unable to get it up even to an actual woman. He's a middle aged man with shitty health.

Poor Bob, he'll die as he lived: A virgin.

 

[Ita Mori]

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This fat faggot is so ignorant with foreign cultures.

- Only ONE state in Mexico's 32 states and federal district celebrates Cinco de Mayo; Puebla. Everyone else doesn't care.

- Cinco de Mayo is not Mexico's independence day, retard. It celebrates the battle of Puebla. Mexico's independence day is September 16, but the rallying cry in remembrance of the original cry that started the war for their independence is celebrated the eve of the 15th.

- May 5th is so irrelevant compared to 9/16 it's not even a federal holiday or a guarantee of a day off even in the state that celebrates it.

But Bob, much like most liberals, think most Mexicans love May 5 and eat guac, tacos, and sleep beside a cactus. Fucking loser.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I have virtually zero interest in watching the G4TV reboot. Seeing as how G4 already features videos hosted by the bilious obscenity named Adam Sessler, seeing Moviebob added to their roster of personalities would not surprise me at all. One contemptible scumbucket per network never seems to be enough.

I have no opinions regarding The Completionist, though, as I've yet to watch any of his videos.

All I know about G4 is Olivia Munn was involved at some point (I think) and she's pretty hot, and also Seanbaby appeared on it a few times.

The "Fireside Alliance" clowns can't tend the fire properly.
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This seems like a backhanded compliment given the 21st Century has only had 3 presidents (not counting Biden since he's only keeping the seat warm for Kamala).

Ignoring the very obvious bias and fear of being labelled racist though, did Obama do anything of value as president, objectively speaking? From the outside looking in, all I can remember is he didn't close Gitmo; I think he bailed out the banks after yet another financial collapse; entered wars with Libya and Syria; helped arm and give rise to fucking ISIS (albeit unknowingly, maybe(?)); did or did not endorse Net Neutrality (I forgot which position is the good one with that); sent tanks into Ferguson to quell the riots (funny how that was never brought up when everyone was lambasting Trump over George Floyd, huh?); and implemented Obamacare which, again from my outsider perspective, was a complete fucking disaster.

Correct me if I'm wrong on any of this, but I don't know how anyone can look at Obama's legacy and conclude he was anything other than a complete failure.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Correct me if I'm wrong on any of this, but I don't know how anyone can look at Obama's legacy and conclude he was anything other than a complete failure.

He was black, so that automatically made him the Jesus of Presidents. Did you not see all of the pictures the media took of Obama with halo shapes behind his head?

But Bob, much like most liberals, think most Mexicans love May 5 and eat guac, tacos, and sleep beside a cactus. Fucking loser.

May 5th has basically been turned into Mexican St. Patrick's Day, which basically makes it an excuse for Americans to eat ethnic food and (especially if you're the Chipmans,) drink booze.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob openly believes that information manipulation from unelected officials is actually a good thing, as long as it happens to people Bob doesn't like.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1406208714558918658

https://archive.ph/CrUSa

Spoiler: background

full Greenwald thread

Thread by @ggreenwald on Thread Reader App

Thread by @ggreenwald: Questions About the FBI's Role in 1/6 Are Mocked Because the FBI Shapes Liberal Corporate Media greenwald.substack.com/p/questions-ab… The FBI has been manufacturing and directing terror plot...…

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pdf of the hearing for Operation Mockingbird

https://www.intelligence.senate.gov/sites/default/files/hearings/ciasuseofjournal00unit.pdf

for a tl;dr of the op I'll point you to a segment of the wikipedia article about it with it's sources.

This and major news organizations constantly bringing on former and active members of intelligence agencies pushes me further to believe that it is 100% alive and well.

I would like to juxtapose this with something that he both liked and retweeted the day prior.

https://twitter.com/Ujames1978/status/1405757985339580420

https://archive.ph/m3bPV

It would never happen to him. Never. Now remember #TransWomenAreWomen, #TransMenAreMen and anyone who thinks differently is a bigot and must be punished.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

The amusing thing about Bob’s “I fucking love science” nonsense is that its clear he struggled hard in all of his science classes and probably failed at them.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

The amusing thing about Bob’s “I fucking love science” nonsense is that its clear he struggled hard in all of his science classes and probably failed at them.

You don't have to understand science. You just have to trust, listen to, and fucking love the science or else you're a backwoods believer who should not be allowed to pollute the world with your existence.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Bob openly believes that information manipulation from unelected officials is actually a good thing, as long as it happens to people Bob doesn't like.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1406208714558918658

Bob's morality is something else. Goes on holy crusade to stop gamergate because they made fun of a fat retarded whore, but OK with the systematic genocide of rural people and conservatives.

This is seriously unhinged. I still believe Bob's only sexual event in his life to date must have been him getting anally raped by a pack of rural truckers screwing out conservative talking points with each pelvic thurst. There is no other way someone can be this hateful unless he has a brain tumor.

 

[Mola Ram]

This is seriously unhinged. I still believe Bob's only sexual event in his life to date must have been him getting anally raped by a pack of rural truckers screwing out conservative talking points with each pelvic thurst. There is no other way someone can be this hateful unless he has a brain tumor

Nah. He's just a bitter failure who refuses to do any introspection whatsoever, and therefore rants endlessly against various scapegoats. No rape required for that.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Nah. He's just a bitter failure who refuses to do any introspection whatsoever, and therefore rants endlessly against various scapegoats. No rape required for that.

You are right, I can't imagine anyone ever having sex with Bob. Even the hardest of buck breakers would be turned off by the smell alone.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Women who aren't Stacy enough for a Cassandra Cain or a Wonder Woman and men who want to pretend the only other comics they read aren't Archie.

Ah, Archie comics. So quaint they're almost refreshing these days. Letterman shirts, old jalopies, a crown made out of a hat.... Parodies of Star Trek, The Man from UNCLE, Superman.... Almost makes me want to pick one up and relive the innoce-(Sees Afterlife with Archie.)

Fuck.

The "Fireside Alliance" clowns can't tend the fire properly.

Step 1: Band together to try gain attention.
Step 2: Gain attention.
Step 3: Get mad at attention.

We are still totally not teaching CRT to kids; we are just teaching reality!

Ah, yes, that great thinker of the age, Steven Colbert. But to stop the Bob show for a moment, that bluecheck at the top. Saying CRT isn't real but it's still normal and it's also not enough. And following it with "I'm a very astute liberal." These people are so damn hard to parody because they invariably say things that sound like parody.

 

[Captain Marvelous]

Why did you just post Bob if he had superpowers?

Let's be honest, Tighten is far more intelligent than Bob.

 

[Meat Target]

This seems like a backhanded compliment given the 21st Century has only had 3 presidents (not counting Biden since he's only keeping the seat warm for Kamala).

Clinton was POTUS until Inauguration Day 2001.