Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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This is something I would have otherwise loved. Since my first time seeing it is on a Chipman, I despise it by default.
I was honestly pretty surprised at first cause that does not seem like a thing Chris would buy, but then I saw it was by thinkgeek and it made sense. I'd be willing to bet Chris was just browsing through the thinkgeek catalogue and bought on a whim.

For what it's worth I'm sure there's a company besides thinkgeek that makes them if you really want one.
 
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"Father"? What kind of barbaric non-inclusive language is this?

Marvel's rock monster Ben doesn't have to stay monstrous; he'd just have to adjust his attitude and he can easily turn back to a normal man. Whether this has any relevance to Bobby I'll leave it to you.
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Think diversity and feminism in Hollywood, think Fast and Furious.
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In a war, we've got to fight fire with fire (Substack article)
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Hillary Rodham bullshit. Mommy cares about racism just like every Thinker before her.
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Why should we "kill" the Confederacy?

Bobby thinks "pissing people off" is good enough reason to teach CRT:
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This reminds me of the immortal words of Rhys McKinnon, erstwhile Professor of Philosophy in The College of Charleston:
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If you teach nothing else, teach spite.

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Regular infightings among lefties. Arkle's autism proves a match to Bobby's:
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Fake Tits is threatening to pack up and go home:
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Manufacturing these days is almost nothing but Chinese, unless you're referring to blue-collar workers Stateside who're pissed that companies would rather have Chinese slave labor than pay workers a decent wage.

But back on topic. Bob retweeted this because it appeals to most of his beliefs: big titty azn waifu, shitting on obsolete workers, and promoting China.
 
Manufacturing these days is almost nothing but Chinese, unless you're referring to blue-collar workers Stateside who're pissed that companies would rather have Chinese slave labor than pay workers a decent wage.

But back on topic. Bob retweeted this because it appeals to most of his beliefs: big titty azn waifu, shitting on obsolete workers, and promoting China.
China accounts for 29% of the value of manufactured goods worldwide. There is still plenty of manufacturing in the US and elsewhere. Most higher quality manufactured goods are not made in China.
 
fuck me retardo looks like shit. hope he is in constant pain and discomfort
The real question is why does bob always tuck in a t shirt. That shit just looks awful on everyone and screams clueless old guy. It even tends to make your gut look worse, so he of all people doesn't need to be doing it that's for sure.
 
Part of me thinks It is nice that they spend time with their mother a lot of people do not or are too far away to do it often. The rest of me thinks mom pays for everything. My sister pulls this shit: I am going to go to mom's and have dinner...on her.
Another week another $50-$100 in beef on the grill of a man who cries broke in every other tweet.

I have done that to my shin deadlifting. I somehow doubt Boob deadlifts so I am guessing diabetes is taking that leg soon.
I'm betting Bob bought those hipster steaks, but my god, Chris burned the CAP! That's the BEST part, and he fucking ruined it... :lunacy: :stress:🤬
As said above I bet their mom did but yeah it is ruined and slathered in high fructose corn syrup.
So you see Durr Ham Fam we are really hurting here but I am fat as shit, spend a ton on food to burn, and sit around with movie memorabilia that(could have) cost hundreds of dollars. Also is that a pillow so his fat ass does not even have to hold his arm up?
 
It could also be necrobiosis lipoidica which is a rare diabetes disorder (1% of diabetic patients). It almost always occurs on the shins, but usually occurs on both legs. It usually indicates that diabetes is poorly controlled and complications like vision loss or neuropathy are already present or right around the corner. It's unlikely, but who knows with Robert?
 
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Here is the whole thread by Berlatsky if that clarifies the above comment:
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Kindly inform the black and the latinx Christians that they are worshipping the same fascist God too.
A black child has a literal coin flip chance of being born or killed in the womb and I believe that number goes up to 70% chance to be killed if that baby is confirmed to be male. Planned Parenthood was conceived by Margret Sanger, who was an open racist, with the goal of wiping out the negro race. The highest concentration of these clinics are in low income, urban areas with high populations of minorities. PP can denounce and deny her all they want but they're still doing the work she set out to do with my tax dollars.

There's been a lot complaints of the dindu and tales of nigs and nogs, I'm sure some by me, that are probably to most assuredly valid. However, I would like to postulate that these dindus did do because, I'ma use a big word that I'm probably gonna get wrong, on a metacontextual level they instinctively know there is no hope/future. They are political pawns that people in power do not actually care about and are being slaughtered en masse before they can even take their first breath. This slaughtering is then applauded and cheered for by delusional faggots like Bob, who last week bizarrely claimed he would have grandchildren, so they can somehow bring down white supremacy and support women's lib. Clap, you arfing seal! Dance to their tune, you retarded ape! Fucking simps have ruined us.

Just to be clear, I'm not excusing the actions of the dindu but we cannot cure a sickness, to be clear again the sickness I'm speaking of metastasized destruction of the black community in America not blacks in of themselves, without addressing the underlying causes.
That's quite the chunk of meat. This is the second time he's grilled one of those too.
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If Bob is still supplying those, at $32 a pop, I hope he gets his Patreon numbers back up.

Smug? Sad? Angry? I'll let you, the audience, decide.
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Regular infightings among lefties. Arkle proves a match to Bobby's autism:
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"My joke may have been completely undecipherable by anyone other than I two other people who live in Canada which is why you've never met them but it's still a joke and I will get defensible about you not getting it and will state that it is, in fact, quite funny."
~Brian "Arkle" Webber
 
The bizarrely localised area of injury is so weird; maybe even moreso on the 'healed' side where it looks like he's been kneeling on a bar that's left and imprint on his doughy middle-aged flesh.

I can't fathom what you would do to end up with marks like this, but for Bob's sake I hope it's bad news.
All I'll say is that I'm really fucking glad I stopped caring about the MCU at this point. Sitting through a bunch of mildly entertaining but ultimately disposable popcorn movies is one thing, but to tell me I also need to sit through a bunch of mediocre TV series on top of that is just...nah, I have much more important things to do with my time.
I don't have important things to do with my time and I still wouldn't waste it on any more aggressively okay MCU fodder.
The real question is why does bob always tuck in a t shirt.
That shit just [...] screams clueless old guy.
I think you answered your own question.
 
Perhaps he fell down his basement apartment stairs while trying to walk up them. He was just so mad about not having his superior future yet or was distracted by a new emoji on twitter he fainted and missed a step and shredded the front of his shins on the front of the steps.

edit: or he's just gone full autist but is trying to be like Ben Affleck in The Accountant, where he was rolling a wooden rod on his shins
 
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Perhaps he fell down his basement apartment stairs while trying to walk up them. He was just so mad about not having his superior future yet or was distracted by a new emoji on twitter he fainted and missed a step and shredded the front of his shins on the front of the steps.

edit: or he's just gone full autist but is trying to be like Ben Affleck in The Accountant, where he was rolling a wooden rod on his shins
ive done that and its a small thing, not the whole fucking leg.
also dude is diabetic skinny lmao that he tried to pass his weigh loss on better eating habits or regular excercise. dude´s fucked couldnt happen to a better person imo
 
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