Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[EnemyStand]

Why can't those damn uppity negroes just act how Bob wants?

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What infighting? Or is this just more lefty wishful thinking?

 

[Koby_Fish]

I'm willing to believe Bob was mercilessly picked on, if not exactly beaten to a pulp.

He's lying his gross ass off when he claims the motivation was political, or that his tormentors were at an age where they could articulate a coherent political view at all.

Hell, I'd wanna see some go on twitter and outright demand solid proof that the exact same "mini-CHUDs" that bullied him, are currently Registered Republicans and/or Trump donors.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

They completely misunderstood what made the meme appealing or funny in the first place. People liked it because it was relatable and universal. Everybody knew an older woman who was up in everybody's business, belligerent and thought she was everybody's boss. Everyone had a bad experience like this, and so the Karen meme resonated with a lot of people. But the Boomer executives couldn't understand it because they're woefully out of touch, so they went on the news and had debates about whether it was sexist, or if it was a progressive statement about racism, or it was some kind of generation war brewing in our midsts and all this other inane shit. So, the end result is you get a movie like this made by insane people who've never had a social interaction in the past 20 years that wasn't heavily controlled, and they make a shitty horror movie about what they think is a super serious premise when actually its a dumb joke that isn't funny anymore.

For fuck's sake, MovieBob's out here proving the broken clock theory correct and saying this movie looks fucking stupid. That should be a sign when a manchild like Bob "thinks he's Mario and the entire Midwest is populated by Call of Duty jocks" Chipman can tell you that your movie is idiotic.

The Karen meme is gonna come home to roost for all the white female SJW's on Twitter.

Right now Karen means a bitchy, usually white, woman who whines and complains about stupid things in public, and is probably racist.

Eventually the definition of a Karen is going to be whittled down to, "white woman who complains about stuff."

They're all gonna get called a Karen at some point.

 

[Positron]

*Chomp on Angus steak and craft beer taken out of a $2900 fridge* "I'm still having a rough time! Give me money!":

 

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fuck off shitta, make a podcast people actually wants to hear first

 

[Kyria the Great]

I mean aside perhaps maybe an industrial fridge for commercial groceries and/or for restaurants, what warrants you spending that much for a fridge?

 

[Adamska]

*Chomp on Angus steak and craft beer taken out of a $2900 fridge* "I'm still having a rough time! Give me money!":
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Reminder this fucking pile of subhuman filth also bought a stupid gimmick tacticool apron too. But he's struggling guys. Just enable his alcoholism and poor budgeting you peasants.

I mean aside perhaps maybe an industrial fridge for commercial groceries and/or for restaurants, what warrants you spending that much for a fridge?

Because he got a brand that doesn't usually come to the West, has limited parts here, and is stuffed with so much electronics that you can use it as your computer.

 

[Positron]

Bobby reads books.

It is good if the boot is worn by "minorities". Tactics, targets.

Greenwald on Snoden. Silly Glenn! There is no such thing as "cancel culture"!


It'd be good to have a rule to prevent people voting GOP:


Tucker Carlson is a "Loki":


Robert the Obtuse is going to do the clean-up for God!


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Bobby cracked up an "egg" or, in non-tranny jargon, he helped a brave and beautiful woman discover herself. He helped an Angel find his wings.

(The hour-long Really That Good episode.)

Bobby's Angels. Dan Johnston is a Rat King hanger-on with horrible teeth.




Thirst:


Bobby gets hysterical over Scooby-Doo humor:


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[Red Hood]

To add on to the post above, he's also a prisoner of virginity, obesity and diabetes. Forever trapped, forever fat, and a micro-weiner that gets so much self hand action that his dong prob looks like a babies pinkie with a purple pool ball attached.

Fatness
Imprisoning me
All that I see absolute blubber
Can't see my dick. Can't see my thighs.
Trapped in my fat, basement my holding cellllll

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

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I see Bobby is showing his cultural illiteracy again. In some parts of the world, these kind of romanticized (for lack of a better word) stories aren't considered "blasphemous," they're an accepted part of the culture- I'm pretty sure Romance of the Three Kingdoms defined the genre, but there's been tons of entries since then. Hell, between Samurai Deeper Kyo, Onimusha, and Sengoku Basara I'm pretty sure "Oda Nobunaga was actually Satan" qualifies as its own sub genre at this point.

 

[>tfw no Asian gf]

I see Bobby is showing his cultural illiteracy again. In some parts of the world, these kind of romanticized (for lack of a better word) stories aren't considered "blasphemous," they're an accepted part of the culture- I'm pretty sure Romance of the Three Kingdoms defined the genre, but there's been tons of entries since then. Hell, between Samurai Deeper Kyo, Onimusha, and Sengoku Basara I'm pretty sure "Oda Nobunaga was actually Satan" qualifies as its own sub genre at this point.

I love when Bob talks about foreign culture and politics since it shows how retarded he is, he's like the incarnation of the stereotype of the ignorant but arrogant american that thinks the entire world is like the US.

 

[Red Hood]

The Karen meme is gonna come home to roost for all the white female SJW's on Twitter.

Right now Karen means a bitchy, usually white, woman who whines and complains about stupid things in public, and is probably racist.

Eventually the definition of a Karen is going to be whittled down to, "white woman who complains about stuff."

They're all gonna get called a Karen at some point.

You either die Albert Einstein, or live long enough to become Karen.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

How about no, you slovenly and gluttonous waste of skin?

Instruction manuals for Nintendo games don't count, Bob.

 

[JayHarrison]

You either die Albert Einstein, or live long enough to become Karen.

I can do slightly better: You either die a smart, decent human being or live long enough to intellectually devolve, morally devolve, and ethically devolve into a Moviebob.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Bobby reads books.
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It is good if the boot is worn by "minorities". Tactics, targets.

"Actually, Big Brother is good if its the Mayo Ghouls getting trampled on" - Bob, who thinks he'd last more than 5 seconds in any authoritarian state.

I mean this is nothing new for Bob, but I feel like openly defending the regimes in George Orwell novels is a new level of Blobbenfurher

 

[Tronathon242]

Why can't those damn uppity negroes just act how Bob wants?

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He would like that, wouldn't he? Just have them back on the plantation supporting the Dems and be drones like they're supposed to be.

"Actually, Big Brother is good if its the Mayo Ghouls getting trampled on" - Bob, who thinks he'd last more than 5 seconds in any authoritarian state.

I mean this is nothing new for Bob, but I feel like openly defending the regimes in George Orwell novels is a new level of Blobbenfurher

The only level Blobert Heydrich could sink any lower to is an outright admission that he believes the entire apparti of the Holocaust and the Cambodian killing fields were not immoral by themselves, they were just implemented against the wrong kind of people. He no doubt thinks this way, he just won't say it yet.

One of the things that Orwell spells out without saying anything is that people should not have as much power as the Party or Napoleon. The worlds they create are some of the most frightening in all of fiction. Bob just looks at these nightmare scenarios and thinks "perfect!" Old George would be as disgusted as we are.

 

[The tired cat]

Karen the movie. Literally. (IMDB entry)
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It was kinda fuckin' with me, but I swear I saw this movie premise before. An then it hit me, like a year or two back there was a movie with Gerard Butler where he played this guy with road rage, so some chick cuts him off and doesn't apologize. So, he proceeds to chase her and her kid through the entire movie, while running over people or causing car crashes. It's like someone saw that movie and went "Oh! Let's make this, but use that Karen meme!"

 

[Positron]

An then it hit me, like a year or two back there was a movie with Gerard Butler where he played this guy with road rage, so some chick cuts him off and doesn't apologize.

Russell Crowe, Unhinged.

 

[Bolo]

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"Actually, Big Brother is good if its the Mayo Ghouls getting trampled on" - Bob, who thinks he'd last more than 5 seconds in any authoritarian state.

I mean this is nothing new for Bob, but I feel like openly defending the regimes in George Orwell novels is a new level of Blobbenfurher

Also, gotta love the "Me, the guy who read more than one thing by Orwell, and also several other books". You might have read the books, but looks like Robert missed the obvious on 1984, the point is that EVERYBODY is getting the boot in the face, and that is why Orwell never bothered to show anybody from the inner party besides O'Brien, who as much eloquence he has shown on his "arguments" and display of power and manipulation, in the end he was just yet another fanatic to the state, and if you look at the constant backstabing and executions between high ranking party officials in the URSS and Stalin's miserable paranoid life he led till his end, then you see that a totalitarianism State is just a self sustained machine that feeds on people and NOBODY WINS.

So yeah, brag all you want about "reading books" Robert, but the flex doesn't work when you can't even grap the basics of the story.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Ironic coming from Moviebob, who perpetually licks Hillary Clinton's boots, drools over Barack Obama's boots, and leaves various DNA samples over Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez' boots.

In order to spare you all from Islamic content I think it's best for me to avoid describing what he does to Kamala Harris' boots.

Bobert is wrong (the Holy Roman Empire and the Papal States would like a word) and the other Bobert is also wrong.