Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Educators are not public figures but activists are. No one filmed you while you were teaching 2+2=4 because it was boring, it was only when you decided to teach that 2+2=5 because math is white oppression that the cameras came out.

More on topic, Joan Donovan is a fat 40 year old Masshole. Bob's kindred spirit? Can we get them to meet in the hopes a sinkhole opens up under them?
 
Very pretty concept, sure, and it would probably look neat if it were built. But considering how many construction projects are literally collapsing in the Superior Chinese Future, including walls that are literally filled with garbage, I'm gonna continue to hedge my bets with the Memphis Pyramid. Lord knows I wouldn't want to be on top of that thing if it started keeling over.

I swear, Bob's effectively no different from a baby that you jingle keys in front of. As long as it's shiny and fyu-chur-iss-tik, he'll clap and burble in dumbfounded excitement.
 
I'm going to guess that for a lot of mainstream neoconservatives and neoliberals, there's an unthinking loyalty to the current socio-economic status quo, and a lot of the "democratic authoritarians" that people like Applebaum identify often try to challenge that status quo. That was certainly the case with Trump, with his desire to do away with the current arrangement with regards to industrial outsourcing, mass immigration, and foreign intervention. Plus even people on the nominal right have a tendency to engage in "thought-terminating cliches" where any kind of effort to limit or roll back corporate power is seen as "socialism" or "statism."
You're probably right, but it raises the question of whether or not these people actually understood what they critiqued, and why the dictatorship they deigned to cover were oppressive and destructive in the first place.

It's kind of like when Null points out that many of the so-called libertarians on the Internet mainly seem to be interested in preserving their right to coom to japanese loli and furry porn. This is the height of their moral framework, and what they strive to achieve for society. In the same vein people like Applebaum seems to be solely interested in preserving the Laissez-faire free market (I suspect she doesn't have any misgivings to global monopolies and outsourcing) and nothing else, foolishly conflating this singular objective with "libertarianism" as a whole. She even has the gall to call her former friends — many of whom have disowned her for basically being an insufferable, politically correct cunt — insane. It's completely beyond her self-opinionated proclivities that perhaps she is the one who's insane.

I also see that she tweeted a superbly stupid take on the Covid ordeal last year, where she praised China for "shipping supplies to those in need", and disparaged America for "doing nothing". When called out for it she urged her detractors to "look themselves in the mirror for being fascists acting in bad faith", or something to that nature. Is this bitch for real? How is it even possible to be so incredibly dumb? With her expertise in socialist dictatorships?
 
Oh no no, Bob is on to us and the lolcow slaughterhouse! Abandon Farms!

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You're probably right, but it raises the question of whether or not these people actually understood what they critiqued, and why the dictatorship they deigned to cover were oppressive and destructive in the first place.
The answer is simple: no. Everything gets co-opted by people with more sinister intentions. The Cold War is no exception to this. Applebaum is not the first or the last person to do this.

Even recently with all the Wuhan lab leaks coming to light. Somebody pointed out on Twitter that the only reason this is coming out now after a year of surpressing this story is because the elites have some other use for it. Fauci and China won't stand for their crimes, but it'll probably get used to justify expanding the conflict in Syria because it is on "our" geopolitical interests to do so.
Oh no no, Bob is on to us and the lolcow slaughterhouse! Abandon Farms!

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Hi Bob! Sorry to hear that some tranny you didn't hear of until today killed themselves.
 
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Why is this faggot under the impression that anyone cares that he's an employee of the Wayne County, North Carolina government? I assume on some kind of progressive make work for tards employment program.
The government will hire ANYBODY and special consideration is given to any minority and/or if you know someone who works at the agency you're applying to. It's not something to brag/be proud about.
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Do it faggot. Call us out. SAY IT!
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Bob does not care that some furry troon may or may not have necked themselves (at the time of this and Bob's writing, his death still hasn't been confirmed and the fact that said furry troon lives in Grorious Nipponland means that it will possibly never be official just "totes believe it") he cares that there's a thread that's fast approaching 4000 pages with people documenting and laughing at his impotent autism. This just gives him an excuse to talk about us directly without actually talking about us.

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Nigga please. This is getting posted on page 3976.
 
My friend, it's not Bob's stupidity that's got my panties in a bunch. His antics are well documented. Bagging on Bob is fun exercise because he's so predictable.

It's the crowd of wailing primates whooping, "OOH SICK BURN" that's steaming my hams. As you've correctly noted, this has nothing to do with the current administration and even if it did, this bricked dunk is in exceptionally poor taste. BUT FUCKIN' GOTTEM DROPPIN NUKES RED TEAM SUCKS

I'm convinced there's no lower lifeform than a Moviebob orbiter. They're amorphous, genderless, wobbling flesh like those yellow things from the Herculoids.
With Bob, I do indeed expect a certain baseline of stupidity. But ye gods, this smoothbrained attempt to dunk on Red when Blue was in charge when the damn building went up, and something something Ron Desantis can't travel back in time to reinforce concrete of a building that was built 40 years ago was so far above the baseline it made by brain hurt.


Bobby has indeed cut down on his Twitter time the last two days. It is of course not due to any sympathy about dead injun children: he has a backlog of trashy movies to review.

Grudge Unlimited:
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I still don't see how that transaction has anything to do with anyone living in 2021, no matter whether they are white, black, or neither. Indeed why should anyone who isn't a historian gives a minute's thought about it? The bulletin is beautiful I must say.

Tall woman:
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Democrats are the new bipartisan. This is not the first time Bobby expressed this idea:
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Spleen on anti-vaxers:
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I can guarantee most people who refuse to take the vaccine do so because of health concerns and mistrust on the fast-track approval process, not because of political ideology -- President Trump, after all, was among the first to get jabbed. And isn't is strange I never heard Bobby complain about measles antivaxers.

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You are a moron if you think Bobby gives a fuck about innocent lives, unless they are blacks and trannies who are being genocided as we speak.

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God wants to show us, through the travail of Cusick father and son, how corrupt, how vengeful, how hateful and blind the Democrat government is.

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MCU CGI fuckfest:
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Bobby promises some TL;DW videos on The Eternals.
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Britney Spears:
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AOC being "tall" (as well as of PoC and dem) is probably what really gets Bobbo's thirst going (given his admitted weakness for "tall girls").
Also I am surprised Bob recognizes the existence of "Crunchy New Age" anti-vaxxers on the "Left".

I think Bob just means that "Fuck Bipartisanship, we don't NEED it, we can pass whatever the fuck we want without the GQP, Friendo!" Completely ignoring that the Senate is on the thin razor's edge and yes, friendo, you DO have to work with the "GQP" to pass shit. Maybe not in the House, but definitely in the Senate.

Bob trying to score the "awww cute" points by mentioning daniece and danephew. Sorry Bob, this doesn't counteract the "gas the mayo CHUDs" rhetoric.

Very pretty concept, sure, and it would probably look neat if it were built. But considering how many construction projects are literally collapsing in the Superior Chinese Future, including walls that are literally filled with garbage, I'm gonna continue to hedge my bets with the Memphis Pyramid. Lord knows I wouldn't want to be on top of that thing if it started keeling over.

I swear, Bob's effectively no different from a baby that you jingle keys in front of. As long as it's shiny and fyu-chur-iss-tik, he'll clap and burble in dumbfounded excitement.
So THAT'S where all the stuff Canada sent for recycling to China went. I mean sure, it's gross, but eh, gotta give em points for creative use of trash. :P Bob, of course, is likely ignorant of all this, because he's distracted by Ms. Bolt-on Tits like the keys dangled in front of a 4 month old babby.


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is the unnamed "harassment group" one of the /chans?
 
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I just want to give a shout out to MOS 8502. Always fun to see yet another mindless, shambling shoggoth slither its way into the ranks of orbiters following The Chief Of Imbeciles.

Bobert The Stupid is capable of precious little more than oozing his gelatinous bulk out of bed and into his recliner, stuffing his face, and shitting out hilarious mental diarrhea between his multiple hour long trips to the shitter each day.

With that in mind, I have a question for any of you idiotic sycophants who may be reading this. What the fuck is wrong with you?
 
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Bobby has indeed cut down on his Twitter time the last two days. It is of course not due to any sympathy about dead injun children: he has a backlog of trashy movies to review.

Grudge Unlimited:
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Half Naked Lady in the Bulletin: This is seriously inappropriate and creepy dude. Also the fact that I have soft-blocked you six times and you always refollow is creepy. Take the hint, and please leave me alone...

Democrats are the new bipartisan. This is not the first time Bobby expressed this idea:
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"Myriad races and genders". Yes, a "broad spectrum of Americans" would include the deluded and mentally ill...

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I can guarantee most people who refuse to take the vaccine do so because of health concerns and mistrust on the fast-track approval process, not because of political ideology -- President Trump, after all, was among the first to get jabbed. And isn't is strange I never heard Bobby complain about measles antivaxers.
This is more "rah for our team" nonsense. If the Jab does end up causing widespread health effects, Blobby will be the first to pile the blame on Trump for fast-tracking it. I can just imagine how hysterical he'll get saying that Trump "murdered" him and his brother and should be hanged from the highest lamppost.

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God wants to show us, through the travail of Cusick father and son, how corrupt, how vengeful, how hateful and blind the Democrat government is.

The so-called "Capitol Riot" was a peaceful protest by an unarmed group of Boomers who, from all indications, were waved into the capitol building by government officials. The fallout from this incident teaches right-wingers that any attempts at peaceful activism on their part will be ruthlessly suppressed and punished. This is not a good thing, since it leaves only un-peaceful activism on the table. When the two sides of a conflict stop talking, they will eventually begin shooting. If Bob had even a single functioning brain cell, he would be realizing how dire the situation is becoming and would do everything in his power to ensure that "freeze peach" remains a thing in the Current Year, especially since "Rot Leg" Bobby doesn't look like he'd be the kind of guy who'd be of much use in a shooting war, other than as something for the combatants on his side to hide behind.

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I've never seen someone try so hard to hype an anthill into a mountain. All signs indicate that the "Eternals" movie will be a CGI Borefest that will be forgotten as soon as it drops - much like most of MovieBob's critical output.

Also, leave it to a pleb like Bob to post "Hunger Games" as his go-to example of a Hero's Journey cycle.

Leave it to Bobby's orbiters to politicize a woman's personal tragedy. Also, as I recall, the majority of the people attacking drugged up, bratty celebrities like Brittany was - other women.

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Of course Bob's niece and nephew like ugly-faced, rubber suited kaiju - their uncle Bob is a textbook example of one.


Looks like something out of a Square Enix RPG:


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Also, building a disk that rests on spindly shards probably isn't the best idea in an Earthquake/Volcano zone. I imagine this thing:

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...besides looking pretty cool, will have considerably more stability in the event the New Madrid Fault Line ever decides to pop off.
 
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...besides looking pretty cool, will have considerably more stability in the event the New Madrid Fault Line ever decides to pop off.
Grew up not far from Memphis, and Bobby's talking out his asshole. Pyramid started as a vanity project by the city of Memphis and then it turns out it's expensive to maintain, the wrong shape and location to host profitable venues in, and the reflective surface blinds morning commuters on the Hernando-DeSoto. Bass Pro buying it was the best possible thing to happen to both the city and the building itself. The venue now hosts an honest to god hotel and outdoor-themed activities for all, including the longest indoor zipline in North America, all because an outdoor supply retailer the size of WalMart bought the fucker.
 
Yeah, just because they didn't have the kids there 24/7 anymore doesn't mean the abuse stopped. Pedos gonna pedo and it blows my mind how churches can just rugsweep a bunch of literal pedo bundles of sticks and enable them instead of you know, not being hypocrites about it. I remain convinced that positions of power especially in Government and in churches attracts a large contingent of not only toxic abusive narcissists who are in it for their own self-aggrandizement and who cover for each other, but a degree of sociopath/psychopath flat out as well.
If it helps, it's a bit like the LGBT movement accepting pedos.

Way back in the 60s and 70s, there was a shortage of Catholic priests, and the Church panicked. They began relaxing the standards for who could be a priest, so pedophiles saw this as an opportunity. Rather than admit that they made a mistake, they doubled down. If you got rid of every priest who was a pedophile, you'd be back at square one with the priest shortage, and the Church seems to have decided that it's better to have a few diddled kids than to "leave the flock without a shepherd," so to speak.

Also, Bob was so repulsive as a kid that even a literal pedophile didn't want to take his virginity.
 
From what I have seen from Byuu's thread, the guy was clearly grappling with depression for decades as he was taking medications and going to therapy. He was gazing into the abyss long before anyone posted the thread. I get feeling that he would have killed himself with or without the farms because he felt that the meds and therapy weren't working for him.

Reminder, Bob posted this unironically.

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Yet Bob sees himself as exempt from this rule.
 
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This is something I'm going to put here for the benefit of anyone visiting from Twitter.

The Kiwi Farms did not kill byuu, nor did we have a hand in his death. Byuu had a 13 page long thread that was essentially dead; nobody had posted to that thread in over a month. Byuu then sent Null (Joshua Moon, the owner of this website) an email where he essentially attempted to persuade Null to delete his thread by threatening suicide. You saying that Null not complying with his demands makes him responsible for byuu's death effectively means that you're saying any organisation should take down any content it posts if one person threatens suicide.

To put into context how ridiculous that is, imagine if a Republican called up AOC's office and told her that he was going to kill himself unless she publically denounced concepts she'd always campaigned for, such as the Green New Deal and Medicare for All. You'd think that was insane, right? So why are you so willing to say that the second someone threatens suicide, KF should publically go against its ethos and denounce the concepts we've always stood for - that is, the right to free speech?

If you think that there should be limits on free speech, and that publishing someone's personal information is one of those limits, then I understand that. I'm a traditionalist Catholic, and I think that blasphemous artworks such as The Pederasty shouldn't be tolerated in society. However, I don't oppose these artworks, and then turn around and spit on a crucifix, because that would be hypocritical of me. Why, then, do you oppose KF doxing people, and then turn around and support Skai Jackson doxing teenagers for saying the phrase ”guacamole nigga penis”, or left-wing organisations doxing Republican politicians and protesting outside their houses?

The answer seems obvious to me, although that's mainly because I was once where you are. I used to claim that ”trans rights” were human rights and support the BLM movement, I used to mockingly refer to anyone with social views I didn't find politically correct as a fascist, and I used to think that KF was a den of Nazis waiting to murder everyone who wasn't a straight white man. Then I heard about the CWCki from a friend at a party, stumbled on KF, and discovered that this site wasn't the evil people made it out to be. If you look back through my posts you can see how my views have changed purely by being exposed to KF - you can find examples of me calling myself a neocon and insulting the boogeyman of ”/pol/”, if you want. This is what people fear about KF - that we allow people to think for themselves. You can call it radicalisation, if you want, but we have plenty of people on here who certainly aren't radical; @Flexo , as well as being a booze-fuelled bending unit, is also a pretty moderate Republican who supports Israel, and @Hollywood Hulk Hogan devotes a lot of time to making his opposition to Trump very clear to anyone who sees his posts.

Ask yourselves - why is it that the leaders of your movement are so set on crushing a website that allows people to speak their mind and think freely? Why is it that your leaders think it's okay for them to dox us, but not for us to dox them? If you've read this far, I honestly congratulate you - I know when I was on the other side that I was fiercely opposed to taking anything that my opponents had to say seriously, so your open-mindedness is welcome. But if you have read this far and don't want to punch me or whatever, I encourage you to hang around, and even join the Farms and give your opinion. You can defend your ideas all you want and teach us all about why you think we need socialism, but you'll have the chance to debate what you believe and see true free speech.

If you want to talk to me in private because you're worried about being found out for your ”heretical” thoughts, then create an account here with a burner email and drop me a DM. I'll always be glad to hear from and talk with someone I disagree with, and whether you want to convert me to leftism or hear what the other side has to say, my inbox is always open. Don't be fooled by what Twitter has to say about us, and come and see it for yourself.
 
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