Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[God of Nothing]

It's not like it matters with Bobby, because Bob never watches sports and his wrasslin autism is purely an 80s-90s thing if it's not another thing he gets cliffsnotes of to pretend he's a fan.

Because Bob is so insecure about his low IQ he wants to pretend to be educated in everything.

He thinks Mario is peak vidya and TLJ made any sense. I'm not sure he's educated at all.

 

[Neko GF]

A new Marvel product to consoom.

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[Mola Ram]

A new Marvel product to consoom.

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So does he lurrrve it, or does he merely heap praise on it for whatever woke bullshit it spouts?

 

[Flexo]

If it's not on Wikipedia, Bob will never find out what "party minder" means. Which means some will have to tell him. And I will guarangoddamntee you that the Senpais and Angels haven't a clue what it means or even the origin. The whole thing reeks of Prima Noctae from Braveheart, only worse. Maaaaaaaaaaaaaybe Bob would clue in, if someone made a Prima Noctae reference in conjunction with "party minder", but we all know Bob The Party Minder's brain is as smooth as a glass marble and it's unlikely he'll figure it out on his own.

Or - even better - he'll guess what it means from the name and enthusiastically agree. Which makes it all even funnier.

Hear that Bobby? You're supporting racists with each Social Credit raising tweet.

Just like a good party minder would. You got a problem with it? Off to the camps!

Don't worry. MovieRobert will stay with your family while you are away to make sure they watch the latest MCU and recite the proper Disney chants...

 

[Positron]

Anyone who says they are leftist but enjoys wrestling has never, and I mean never, been to a real-life event. But speaking of delusional...
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Bob, I imagine, still thirsts for the gnome and believes that it's a beautiful princess and not some fat dude with a rice hat.

Jake Alley loves to deny our findings, like every single troon ever. But we are absolutely certain this is him. Look at the nose.

Fedora:


The discussion naturally leads to Bobby's favorite subject: Eugenics.


Bill Cosby freed; Angel rants about the totally imaginary cancel culture.


Feminist Bob stands by a mentally-deranged skank.


Angel is scared by the genocidal rhetorics of TERVES!!!!

 

[Positron]

The Obsolete just refuses to die


Tarantino brought up old dirt on Bruce Lee (Indiewire article), to the dismay of the fans of both men.


Of course it doesn't take long for someone to accuse Tarantino of racism, and Bobby thinks Tarantino is a reactionary, a mild conservative.

Because Tarantino couldn't come up with such brilliant, progressive plot as "What if Skynet was invented by a nerdy, benevolent, pee o'sea girl who consigns all jocks to hard manual labor?"

MCU bullshit (Screen Rant article)


Angel on MCU:


Simp:

 

[Positron]

I'm not sure if there is any content behind this word salad. Bobby seems to say that film academics venerate Coppola and DePalma, rather than Spielberg, as master filmmakers because they fucked a lot of women. I'm not sure about his impression that Spielberg and Lucas got no respect; Camille Paglia, for example, closes her art-history book Glittering Images with an intricate analysis of the finale scene in Return of the Sith.


Thirsty at a cartoon clock:


Consoom!

Who is she?

Bobby wants to see the transvestite in The Fifth Element getting his own movie:


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Bobby finds the LAPD incompetent, when he should thank God that California still has police at all.


Bobby takes issue at Bill Maher finding Ann Coulter "hawt":

 

[Arthur Morgan]

So does he lurrrve it, or does he merely heap praise on it for whatever woke bullshit it spouts?

No clue, for the first two and a half minutes he goes into the background of why it took so long to get the Widow movie out and then he started his Warner Bros. bashing because of course he wouldn't want to pass up the opportunity to shit on "the rivals".

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob's reaction to Stein's Law taking hold of the MCU is something I've wondered about, but I fear we may be disappointed. As much as he loves to sperg out about Kevin Feige being the modern Homer, once the diminishing returns become to obvious to ignore he'll just latch onto the next thing and keep going as if nothing happened. He is who he is because he's mentally trapped in middle school, nothing that has happened since then can or will provide context, let alone wisdom. As a result, everything will be some kind of vicarious getting back at the bullyjerks, and all previous failed efforts at doing so will be memory-holed.

In his defense (I can't believe I'm typing this) he tweets so much and so opportunistically that it's no surprise he can't keep his own opinions straight. He has too many of them, and they all need to be whatever he needs when he needs them to.

As we see with Hilary in 2021, Bob has a emotional attachment to the MCU. So if and when it gets shit canned for good, he’ll be as traumatized as he was when Trump crushed Hilary in 2016.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Oh good Christ, this is a Moviebob wet dream made manifest. God I despise modern Disney.

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Any of y'all ever hear of Bartkira?

BARTKIRA.COM

BARTKIRA.COM

www.bartkira.com

It is a complete redrawing of the 6 books of Akira with every character replaced with a Simpsons character. It's all done by random artists and is actual art. I like it not just because I like the full Akira story but because there was some real work put into recapturing the story panel by panel.

This... it's not as big as a shock as when I heard that Black Widow has a cover of Smells Like Teen Spirit but it still fills me with the same amount of disgust because of EXACTLY what you said. This is will get a consoomer off faster than a new Star Wars trailer. This is nothing more than a product and I somehow doubt it's gonna have anything close to the levels of satire that people like Bob remember The Simpsons having back in '94. Is Bart supposed to Thanos in this? Why not Homer or Mr. Burns or Principal Skinner? Skinner would be the best choice imo as his character is a very orderly guy and that's already more thought than they put into any of this. And they seriously gave Captain America's role to the one armed gun nut because it's the simplest and laziest joke?

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

The MCU are a major offender in the epidemic of "good" movies.

By that I mean there are so many popcorn movies now that are "good". There's nothing especially wrong with them. The writing in them is fairly solid, but unremarkable.

Perfectly passable flicks. But that's all they are. Passable.

It's very boring.

They're super safe movies that are all flash and effects, but aren't really anything else after that.

MCU movies just exist to sell merchandise and make money. Not only that, but they attract consumers like Blobert, who are attracted to all the effects and pretty lights. Plot and story wise, they're just decent.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bill Cosby freed; Angel rants about the totally imaginary cancel culture.

Lawyer dork Nick Rekieta talked about this and it really is amazing.

The long and short of it is that the prosecution used testimony that was given by Bill that was inadmissible to press charges. They then paraded around a bunch of thots not connected to the criminal charges who said that Bill raped them too in a successful bid to smear Cosby. Regardless of Bill's actual guilt, this is the right call because you cannot bypass someone's Constitutional rights just so you can get a conviction, especially one based on claims of some whore who continued to contact Bill after the supposed rape and shopped her story around before the criminal charges were brought. Hmmmmmmmmmmm where have I heard this story before? Oh yeah, almost every other goddamned #MeToo claim ever. This all has to come to a head at some point and I do not look forward to this abscess getting lanced.

Sean's just upset that no one will ever rape his butt hole.

 

[John Carmack]

Bob,you were raised Catholic in a liberal state in the 90's...there were no nuns beating your knuckles with a big ruler. I don't know what trauma he thinks he endured. I can only speak for myself, but my experience in Catholic school was very positive and fun...and I'm not super religious these days. We weren't taught to be scared of some "magic sky man".

"leftist wrestling fans" - LOL, this nigga is straight-up fucking mentally handicapped. Could you imagine if this dumb faggot went to a real venue? "Boy, what you supposed to be? A gay fairy?" "Um - No, I'm a transexual anarch" "Oh, a faggot, right. Don't sit near me, boy."

Anyone who says they are leftist but enjoys wrestling has never, and I mean never, been to a real-life event. But speaking of delusional...

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Bob, I imagine, still thirsts for the gnome and believes that it's a beautiful princess and not some fat dude with a rice hat.

Honestly wrestling and it's fans have changed a lot.
The crowds were mostly rowdy sports fans and drunk frat boys up until the mid 2000's. A lot of them dropped out after WCW went out of business and WWE ran the rest of with a dogshit product. Wrestlers used to be physically large former College and pro athletes or bodybuilders who got into it for a payday. Now they're scrawny emaciated guys who grew up as fans.
The real change is that wrestling was always portrayed as a sport, but now they make no pretence of it, with the matches looking cheerleading tumbling routines with no semblance of a struggle. Sports fans left in droves and the vacuum has been filled by redditors who see it as silly improv.

 

[The Valeyard]

Consoom!

Who is she?

Chun-Li from Street Fighter: The Movie

She is best known for voicing Mulan, but Bob’s thirsting comes from her playing Melinda May in Agents of SHIELD.

 

[The tired cat]

Tarantino brought up old dirt on Bruce Lee (Indiewire article), to the dismay of the fans of both men.
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Of course it doesn't take long for someone to accuse Tarantino of racism, and Bobby thinks Tarantino is a reactionary, a mild conservative.
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Because Tarantino couldn't come up with such brilliant, progressive plot as "What if Skynet was invented by a nerdy, benevolent, pee o'sea girl who consigns all jocks to hard manual labor?"

Even if Lee was a victim of racism, which I have a hard time buying cause the dude was a major star, how does that excuse him making an asshole to stuntmen and getting into fights. Sure, one can make the argument how in China, there stuntmen put up with far worse shit, but still dude dont be a prick.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I've literally never seen anyone say that climate change is fine because God will fix it.

The position of the Catholic Church (so probably what Bob's trying to attack) is that God granted us stewardship over the earth and that as stewards we should take care of the earth. Regardless of what you think of Fratelli Tutti, I'd love to see Bob's reaction to reading it.

Troons are not an ethnic group, so cannot be genocided. If religions count as groups that can be victims of genocides, then I'd assume they'd qualify as they are a cult.

 

[AmazingEagle]

The Obsolete just refuses to die
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Tarantino brought up old dirt on Bruce Lee (Indiewire article), to the dismay of the fans of both men.
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Of course it doesn't take long for someone to accuse Tarantino of racism, and Bobby thinks Tarantino is a reactionary, a mild conservative.
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Because Tarantino couldn't come up with such brilliant, progressive plot as "What if Skynet was invented by a nerdy, benevolent, pee o'sea girl who consigns all jocks to hard manual labor?"

MCU bullshit (Screen Rant article)
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Angel on MCU:
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Simp:
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Why is Bob censoring the word fucking?

 

[Emperor Julian]

Troons are not an ethnic group, so cannot be genocided. If religions count as groups that can be victims of genocides, then I'd assume they'd qualify as they are a cult.

It gets weirder than that because it presumes a cohesive identity were their isn't one. Net troons don't really represent the lgbt community at the best of times but transgendered people specifically come from all shades. At the moment siege mentality keeps everyone together but as time grinds on this will become less the case. Especially considering the ones who pass or integrate shy away from morbidly obese embarrassments like secret gamer girl.

 

[NickDigger]

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Alright, seeing as I'm a KF newfag, I figured if I'm going to mandatorily dunk on Chipman, it might as well be this tweet.

First off Bob, being who you are, we know you've honed in on this OP because of your latent coomer tendencies and that your knowledge about anime goes no further than "DBZ and probably a handful of Voltron re-runs you saw as a kid". You don't give a shit about anime unless it's some mass-marketed shonen tripe or has approval from the hipster nerd soylent circle you desperately want to be in, but can't.

Secondly, "my Japanese is so-so"? Go piss up a rope you mono-linguistic uncultured dick tree, no one buys that for a minute. "So-so" or average Japanese is being fluent in shit like writing/understanding Hiragana and Katakana, but still needing work in comprehending actual Kanji. Or knowing how to speak basic sentences with someone you consider an acquaintance, but not well enough that you sound like a native speaker to someone you've just met or has higher seniority than you do (like a boss/manager/supervisor, but we all know how well Blobby does with those considering his employment history). "So-so Japanese" is not hearing a few loan words or Engrish and thinking you get the whole gist of what's said.

Thirdly, and this something I've thought about recently concerning the Blob's tweets, but it's this constant need to comment on *something* without actually saying anything. It's hard to articulate, but when Bob isn't advocating for the Euthanasia of Unevolved Red State Cattle for the Benefit of the Superior Future, he always has these wet farts of a tweet that try to sound like he's making a witty or clever comment about some nerdy niche bullshit he thinks he knows about, but always "ends up as a question like his tweet went from a statement to a question that doesn't really have an answer???". If you peruse through the thread you see Bob doing this about as much as his political frothing at the mouth. and it's just as infuriating as his politics sperging because it's emblematic of his Twatter addiction and how vacuous of a person he is. He just has to let his brain spew out whatever bullshit he thinks of and it just has to be publicly stated despite ultimately saying and meaning nothing.

I don't know, but I find it annoying when people like Bob can't hold their tongue and let their brain farts just privately dissipate in their head instead of spewing them out nonchalantly. It's kind of a key identifier in how genuinely stupid someone is, and Bob embodies it.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Why is Bob censoring the word fucking?

I can't find the post right now because the site's still screwy but he has actually said that the stars are funnier, alluding to when naughty language gets censored in TV shows. I believe the real reason is that twitter has a language bot that will stop you if you say a bad no no curse word to tell you "you should probably use nicer wording". Do it enough and you get put in time out which Bob cannot allow to happen.