Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I always assumed it would be another big event like getting fired by Escapist or Lindsay telling him to fuck off that would get him here. But it wasn't. It was just Bob being Bob, every day of the week.

The journey of a thousand miles is made one step at a time.

 

[JayHarrison]

Bob is an entitled narcissist and he thinks other people have come up short in showing him the respect and admiration he deserves. Think about how he talks about the superior future: he doesn't describe it as what's best for humanity, or even what the decent people of the world deserves. He describes it as the future HE'S EARNED!

In all honesty, the only futureMoviebob has earned involves Bob and two other items: A strait jacket and a padded cell.

 

[The Cunting Death]

I always assumed it would be another big event like getting fired by Escapist or Lindsay telling him to fuck off that would get him here. But it wasn't. It was just Bob being Bob, every day of the week.

It's why I wonder what he would have been like if he'd gone to Channel Awesome instead of Escapist, since CA fostered the idea of being a community. Would he and Linkara have made endless retarded "Movies" or would he have been fired pretty quickly like The Aussie Guy?

Do you have a link to this or did it disappear when LK purged his account?

account is purged but all of his posts are intact

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Do you have a link to this or did it disappear when LK purged his account?

He said it on here back in December of 2017.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

So if we have Scream for deconstructing horror films, what will be the film that'll ultimately deconstruct MCU-style capeshit that would irritate Bob just like Scream did?

 

[Boston Brand]

So if we have Scream for deconstructing horror films, what will be the film that'll ultimately deconstruct MCU-style capeshit that would irritate Bob just like Scream did?

Oddly, Moviebob himself offered his only great movie pitch for it: A Shrek style pisstake on Disney being an evil monopoly, and have the hero fight a lobotomized Luke Skywalker standin with a Chinese knock-off of the Avengers.

 

[Shaka Brah]

So if we have Scream for deconstructing horror films, what will be the film that'll ultimately deconstruct MCU-style capeshit that would irritate Bob just like Scream did?

What if Disney accidentally produces a movie so gay and formulaic that it does so unintentionally? The Last Jedi of Marvel movies, if you will.

 

[make_it_so]

It's why I wonder what he would have been like if he'd gone to Channel Awesome instead of Escapist, since CA fostered the idea of being a community. Would he and Linkara have made endless retarded "Movies" or would he have been fired pretty quickly like The Aussie Guy?

I think Bob's grating personality would've quickly worn out his welcome, even at an otherwise open and accepting workplace like CA. He certainly would've been told off by Lindsey more quickly than he eventually was.

 

[The Valeyard]

So if we have Scream for deconstructing horror films, what will be the film that'll ultimately deconstruct MCU-style capeshit that would irritate Bob just like Scream did?

The Boys season two touched on Disney’s marketing at least, with Vought International trying to force female empowerment into the in-universe Dawn of the Seven movie.

And the executives later changing Queen Maeve’s brand to focus on her being a lesbian after Homelander outs her during an interview.

 

[Brother Wind]

Iron Man's absence from Marvel vs. Capcom was a licensing issue as Acclaim held the rights to him for their terrible Iron Man and X-O Manowar game.

Say what you will about this place. I learn something every day.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Did they get real life mixed up with video games? Do they think the Pope is just a few cutscenes from revealing that he has been growing moon wheat and he will eat it and become Mecha Pope!!!

To be fair, that sounds like an awesome plot for a video game.

 

[>tfw no Asian gf]

Has Bob given his hot take on the Forth of July being an evil mayo ghoul celebration yet?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

So if we have Scream for deconstructing horror films, what will be the film that'll ultimately deconstruct MCU-style capeshit that would irritate Bob just like Scream did?

The problem with this is that there's nothing special to deconstruct about the MCU. Everything about capeshit has already been deconstructed and reconstructed to hell and back in their original format and for decades now.

The mention of The Boys above makes me wonder as I only pop in and out on Robert, has he commented much about The Boys or Invincible or any similar works other than his hate boner for Snyder's films which only barely touch on such ideas*?

*superheroes as literal, and thus, dangerous Gods; superheroes existing in "our" type of world; that kind of thing

 

[Tronathon242]

Has Bob given his hot take on the Forth of July being an evil mayo ghoul celebration yet?

He may do that while stuffing his cake hole at his brother's house. It's not as if he has the will to pass up an opportunity for excessive gluttony even if he disdains everything Independence Day stands for.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

The problem with this is that there's nothing special to deconstruct about the MCU. Everything about capeshit has already been deconstructed and reconstructed to hell and back in their original format and for decades now.

The mention of The Boys above makes me wonder as I only pop in and out on Robert, has he commented much about The Boys or Invincible or any similar works other than his hate boner for Snyder's films which only barely touch on such ideas*?

*superheroes as literal, and thus, dangerous Gods; superheroes existing in "our" type of world; that kind of thing

I wouldn't call Invincible a deconstruction. It takes pot shots at other superhero media, but it's pretty much just a traditional superhero story with some gorey/dramatic elements thrown in. It even crossed over with Spider-Man.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

I wouldn't call Invincible a deconstruction. It takes pot shots at other superhero media, but it's pretty much just a traditional superhero story with some gorey/dramatic elements thrown in. It even crossed over with Spider-Man.

What about Unbreakable? I think it's a good partial deconstruction of what kind of effect it has on people and their immediate family.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

To be fair, that sounds like an awesome plot for a video game.

Mecha-Francis fighting a Godzilla-sized sedevacantist actually sounds pretty fun to watch.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Liberation Theology is sadly very popular in a lot of the Catholic Church and it seems to me that a lot of the problems we face can be blamed on it.

The best solution to LT nonsense, as far as I'm concerned, is to put its proponents in a room with a couple of TFP members and let the resulting critical mass of autism sort itself out.

remind me what TFP stands for again? I forgot.

 

[cypocryphy]

What exactly did that subvert? A lot of 90's action duos had the brash hotshot guy and the cautious/anxious guy working together. Was it just because one was Jewish? Bob's fans are just as incoherent as him.

 

[Adamska]

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What exactly did that subvert? A lot of 90's action duos had the brash hotshot guy and the cautious/anxious guy working together. Was it just because one was Jewish? Bob's fans are just as incoherent as him.

Honestly the wisecracking black guy has been a thing since the Blaxploitation films of the 60s and 70s and this dynamic is so ancient and wide spread every culture had it in different names and types that again Bob proves he should stick to eating crayons, not color curtains and scribble scripts with them.

I mean the straight-man/funny-man was an act in vaudeville, red oni/blue oni was from Japan, and I bet I could find plays from the classical Greeks with that dynamic too.