Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Eh. Us wasn't about muh racism.

He is definitely floundering as a producer though. I'm still interested in what he actually directs next.
Wait, was US made by him as well? 'Cause I swear I thought it was one of those knock-offs like Antebellum was.

Man who has never been to Europe comments on how ugly English churches are and how bad their food is.
An yet Bob claims he isn't the stereotype of a "dumb fat 'Murican".
 
Honestly the wisecracking black guy has been a thing since the Blaxploitation films of the 60s and 70s and this dynamic is so ancient and wide spread every culture had it in different names and types that again Bob proves he should stick to eating crayons, not color curtains and scribble scripts with them.
Even more to the point, in the 90s you could cast a black guy as your action lead and nobody gave a shit. It's almost like race relations have deteriorated since then or something.
I mean the straight-man/funny-man was an act in vaudeville, red oni/blue oni was from Japan, and I bet I could find plays from the classical Greeks with that dynamic too.
Ditzy master/ clever slave. Admittedly the Romans liked this one better, but the Greeks used it too. (It's a dynamic that's endured, too, see commedia del arte or the writings of P. G. Wodehouse.)
 
Wait, was US made by him as well? 'Cause I swear I thought it was one of those knock-offs like Antebellum was.
Yeah.
Also "Get Out" was low-key a reverse rip-off of Skeleton Key (except its the wypipo who be usin voodoo to switch bodies with the black man!)
"Rey, instead of absurd Mary Sues..."
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This is a strange take for Yellow Fever Bloberto to retweet, because IIRC he was thirsting over Ming-Na Wen just days ago.

Also Fennec Shand isn't a Mary Sue for several reasons, but mainly that all her skills weren't ass-pulls & plot armor, and she actually had motivations (even if just "lol for da moniez"); and even more ironically she is one of the few DisneyWars StronkFemales who isn't loathed by the fanbase.
 
Eh. Us wasn't about muh racism.

He is definitely floundering as a producer though. I'm still interested in what he actually directs next.
I don't think even Peele knew what us was about... only thing I remember was Hands Across America was supposed to be scary.

As a producer, yeah, the man's one note, and brother, that note has gone sour.

Even more to the point, in the 90s you could cast a black guy as your action lead and nobody gave a shit. It's almost like race relations have deteriorated since then or something.

The decade where Wesley Snipes, Ernie Hudson, Will Smith and Danny Glover routinely helmed action flicks that did gangbusters.

Only way a black guy helms an action flick now is if he puts on spandex or its specifically racially focused. Hell, even the black lead for the new Star Wars movies for demoted to white lady's sidekick.
 
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I don't think even Peele knew what us was about... only thing I remember was Hands Across America was supposed to be scary.

As a producer, yeah, the man's one note, and brother, that note has gone sour.
He seems to be the new M. Night Shyamalan in terms of they had a great movie that got a lot of people's attention. Their next movie was more divisive but still good overall. Then they started doing the one trick that they felt they had to do for all their projects. For Shyamalan, it was twists while for Peele, it's horror revolving around racism.
 
Yup. Canceled after Season 2 did even worse than Season 1.

Between that, Lovecraft Country getting canned after 1, and that Candyman remake looking to underperform, Peele may have finally pissed away all his post-Get Out goodwill.

Turns out "the real horror is rascism" is a well you can only return to so often.
Yes yes thank God. Another one bites the dust. I hope people realized now to stop rebooting the Twlight zone already. With both twilight zone series of recent memory being canceled hopely that gives producers a idea that no one wants it remade again.
Eh. Us wasn't about muh racism.

He is definitely floundering as a producer though. I'm still interested in what he actually directs next.

I don't think even Peele knew what us was about... only thing I remember was Hands Across America was supposed to be scary.

As a producer, yeah, the man's one note, and brother, that note has gone sour.

The decade where Wesley Snipes, Ernie Hudson, Will Smith and Danny Glover routinely helmed action flicks that did gangbusters.

Only way a black guy helms an action flick now is if he puts on spandex or its specifically racially focused. Hell, even the black lead for the new Star Wars movies for demoted to white lady's sidekick.
When you look back form years ago entertainment were surprising alot more prosegive than now and days.
He seems to be the new M. Night Shyamalan in terms of they had a great movie that got a lot of people's attention. Their next movie was more divisive but still good overall. Then they started doing the one trick that they felt they had to do for all their projects. For Shyamalan, it was twists while for Peele, it's horror revolving around racism.
Honeslty my problem with Peele he does the same shit over and over again in that muh racism is the true terror shit.

His Twlight zone series also had episodes that were full on SJW that no one but twitter SJWs would love. People want good stories. If there's a message you want to put in, do it subtly. But Peele can't do that. That's why I hate when people praise him as a movie director when he doesn't deserve it.

I really hope his career becomes a joke now.
 
This is a strange take for Yellow Fever Bloberto to retweet, because IIRC he was thirsting over Ming-Na Wen just days ago.

Also Fennec Shand isn't a Mary Sue for several reasons, but mainly that all her skills weren't ass-pulls & plot armor, and she actually had motivations (even if just "lol for da moniez"); and even more ironically she is one of the few DisneyWars StronkFemales who isn't loathed by the fanbase.

I think that tweet was made in jest.

They know good and well that everybody didn't like Rey and Rose.
 
He seems to be the new M. Night Shyamalan in terms of they had a great movie that got a lot of people's attention. Their next movie was more divisive but still good overall. Then they started doing the one trick that they felt they had to do for all their projects. For Shyamalan, it was twists while for Peele, it's horror revolving around racism.
This is even a better comparison than you think considering that as Fanatical pointed out Get Out was a rip-off of another horror film, The Sixth Sense was heavily inspired by an episode of the children's show Are You Afraid of the Dark?
 
Count Dankula chips in about Alien.
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"Wait wasn't this guy locked up in a dungeon in London or something?"

Lovely.
1) Dismiss someone's opinion because of their past (good thing yours is so pristine).
2) Mock someone who was harassed by the government for the sin of putting content on the Internet (not like putting content on the internet is your livelihood or anything).
3) Consider a joke that translates to "Nazis are the worst thing I can think of" somehow worthy of punishment (Bobby, lesser races that need to be wiped out, 'nuff said).
4) Confuse England and Scotland (fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yooooooooou).

So much blind dogmatic ignorant retardation crammed into thirteen words. Only the Blob could manage it.
 
Some Tolkien bullshit

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And the image in question is this one:

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For context, the Valar beings Tolkien is describing are supposed to be Angel like figures, creatures of light directly created by god, so they can be whatever they want really.

Aside from the obvious, that Tolkien never intended the Valar to be a trans allegory, because by the time Tolkien wrote his notes and books, trans people were unheard of or very, VERY isolated cases, certainly not enough to make a "cause" out of it, this is yet another push to make The Lord of the Rings LGBTQ friendly.

A push that looks more like a assault, with articles talking about how the Hobbits are gay, and so on an forth. It is all very stupid and has been happening for a while all over the internet pop culture shit, and the best to do is just to ignore, not to mention that 90% of the time this is just click bait outrage farm, these websites are hurting and they need to kick the hornet's nest to get some views. A Kotaku editor flat out said so recently.

But I think the winds might be changing, because this push for the whole "LGBTQ representation" is starting to sound like bullying "Oh, you like this character? well he is GAY! And if you don't agree, you are homophobic, you wanna get cancelled huh? huh?"

And while I don't think any big "backlash" is coming soon or anything of the sorts, everybody is getting fed up with the alphabet people, and let me tell you, this fat, self righteous dildo over here, posting horn signs and saying "the professor still taking everyone to school!!" isn't doing anyone any favours.

So I say, keep at it Robert, push as hard as you can, just fucking go for it, everybody just LOVES wen people point out that everything is gay, that isn't obnoxious at all.
 
Tranny bullshit. Mah transphobia is the gateway drug to the far Right and Fascism:
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I don't think you degenerates are in the position to argue by slippery slope, considering that it is abundantly clear you want to molest children.
"Right-wingers are the people most vocally opposed to child abuse! This is a sign the right wing is evil!!!"

Absolutely smoking hot take.
 
Count Dankula chips in about Alien.
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Any scenario where people do dangerous or shady job for money is about inequality. Any predator and prey plot is about power dynamics. Simple!
That's amazing.

  • Trying to sound smart despite being ignorant. Check.
  • Shitty takes on movies. Check.
  • Million dollar screenplay pitch. Check

All it needs is raging about wiping out the red states and opining about the superior future and it'd be Moviebob bingo.
 
Some Tolkien bullshit

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And the image in question is this one:

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For context, the Valar beings Tolkien is describing are supposed to be Angel like figures, creatures of light directly created by god, so they can be whatever they want really.

Aside from the obvious, that Tolkien never intended the Valar to be a trans allegory, because by the time Tolkien wrote his notes and books, trans people were unheard of or very, VERY isolated cases, certainly not enough to make a "cause" out of it, this is yet another push to make The Lord of the Rings LGBTQ friendly.

A push that looks more like a assault, with articles talking about how the Hobbits are gay, and so on an forth. It is all very stupid and has been happening for a while all over the internet pop culture shit, and the best to do is just to ignore, not to mention that 90% of the time this is just click bait outrage farm, these websites are hurting and they need to kick the hornet's nest to get some views. A Kotaku editor flat out said so recently.

But I think the winds might be changing, because this push for the whole "LGBTQ representation" is starting to sound like bullying "Oh, you like this character? well he is GAY! And if you don't agree, you are homophobic, you wanna get cancelled huh? huh?"

And while I don't think any big "backlash" is coming soon or anything of the sorts, everybody is getting fed up with the alphabet people, and let me tell you, this fat, self righteous dildo over here, posting horn signs and saying "the professor still taking everyone to school!!" isn't doing anyone any favours.

So I say, keep at it Robert, push as hard as you can, just fucking go for it, everybody just LOVES wen people point out that everything is gay, that isn't obnoxious at all.
Tolkien literally says that men in dresses are still men in that quote, though. Unless we are now claiming that trans people are supernatural beings, I don't get how that is "Tolkien says trans are heckin' valid."
 
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The America Theme should be RED.

Count Dankula chips in about Alien.
y scenario where people do dangerous or shady job for money is about inequality. Any predator and prey plot is about power dynamics. Simple!
I'm shocked that Bob has an anti-corporatist take on Alien. Just like his screenplay idea for a Terminator movie that paints Skynet as the good guys fighting the evil working class mayo ghouls, I would have thought Bob's take on Alien would be similar. Weylan-Yutani is the Disney of the Future, and they only want the Alien so that they can turn it loose on the Red States and kill all of the racists. Bob's pitch would end with a hot take about how the Alien represents repressed black sexuality, and the white mayo ghouls getting killed would literally be dying because of sentient BBCs that rip them apart.

Also, Bob's "Money Mummy" movie idea has to be even more r.etarded than his "Paradise Lost, but with Care Bears" idea. At least Bob admits it's terrible, but it's no surprise that he never turned into a professional screenwriter. If your writing still contains "subtle as an anvil drop, on-the-nose" symbolism in your 20s, then you're probably better off abandoning the idea of becoming a professional writer altogether.
 
The Left must be inclusive to the Rainbow people, but they must exclude the Morally Impure:
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You can have morals or you can be a Moviebob--you can't do both!



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Let me ask a question: if class and culture are really inseparable, then why does the new left focus so much on culture and not at all on class?



Yet it might be rash to say that Bobby doesn't care about social class.
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Hungry people can't eat "culture", "trans rights", or "woke" either. Why give these priority at all?
Please. The only cultural growth Moviebob actually contributes to lives between his toes.



Brexit left some "creative" workers high and dry, ergo the whole purpose of Brexit was to oppress them.
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Does Bobby know what a referendum is? Can Bobby even spell "referendum"?

Bobby is smarter than a medical doctor:
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Moviebob: "I am smarter than..."




Bobby hopes AOC will one day see his good intentions:
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Whoa. Given his own Hitlerian political rhetoric and being "OK with [...] deporting the Nazis who are born [in America]", does that mean Moviebob is actively advocating for his own deportation?



Trump and Ashli Babbitt:
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Um... OK? What hell does this Family Guy "joke" have to do with January 6th?



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The "radioactive hybrid terror pigs" is The Register's sensationalist journalese. The mundane fact, as presented in the Royal Society, is that feral pigs roaming around Fukushima have been mating with "native" wild boars. The Register also made an unsourced claim that the hybrid boars have more than 300 times the safe level of Caesium-137.
Well, Moviebob does have a history of taking headlines at face value.



Bobby gets offended on the behalf of old people:
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This is worth remembering once Bob's next birthday comes along.



Fedora. They don't make Christian fetish art like they did any more. Especially not in England.
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This is even a better comparison than you think considering that as Fanatical pointed out Get Out was a rip-off of another horror film, The Sixth Sense was heavily inspired by an episode of the children's show Are You Afraid of the Dark?
Really? What episode?
Um... OK? What hell does this Family Guy "joke" have to do with January 6th?
In the clip, Peter said "you", referring to him blaming the 6th on Trump.
 
I'm shocked that Bob has an anti-corporatist take on Alien. Just like his screenplay idea for a Terminator movie that paints Skynet as the good guys fighting the evil working class mayo ghouls, I would have thought Bob's take on Alien would be similar. Weylan-Yutani is the Disney of the Future, and they only want the Alien so that they can turn it loose on the Red States and kill all of the racists. Bob's pitch would end with a hot take about how the Alien represents repressed black sexuality, and the white mayo ghouls getting killed would literally be dying because of sentient BBCs that rip them apart.
Bob doesn't really hate The Terminator franchise for it's anti-corporatist angle. It has more do with what he feels is an anti-technology angle. He has a well-known extremist viewpoint on this subject. If it is considered advancement in technology, no matter the effect it will have, then it must happen. Even at the detriment of man or efficiency in general.
Really? What episode?
The season 3 episode The Tale of the Dream Girl. It has been a rumor for years. Shyamalan denied it being true when asked about it in an interview a few years back. But considering the poor quality of his other twists and the fact that he's been accused of plagiarism other times in his career, it isn't out of the realm of possibility that he's justing lying to save face.
 
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