Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Even more terrifying: Bob puts his consciousness in a robot body, but doesn't die. Now there are two (or more) Bobs, Metal-Bob and Flesh-Bob.
I might never do anything with this idea since writing isn't my thing but his robot body tweets did give me inspiration for a neat sci-fi story. The general gist of it would be some scumbag gets the robot body of his dreams with the ability to improve on its programming. While he believes he'll be an immortal ubermensch, he's a poor example of the human mind to begin with. So pieces of his data are overwritten bit by bit as time passes and he's never is able to fully comprehend or even suspect he's being metaphorically eaten alive. In the end, his dream was realized even if he ceased to be on every conceivable level. Absolute bliss while experiencing his "self" die in a way he can't understand.

Probably not super original but I think of the concept sometimes. His "Superior Future" is unironically a good source for sci-fi and dystopia ideas.
 
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Lifesaving medicine, delivered to your door!
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"Lifesaving medicine", by which I presume Masket means puberty blockers and cross-sex hormones? :story:

Luke took Bobby's "shipping" bait:
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  • "If eternal life is already at hand and is totally independent of God, what is the point of appeasing God?" This is a very mercenary line of thought which I personally don't endorse, but can occur to some people.
  • "If we are staying in this sinful world for an eternality, then we are going to sin and sin again for an eternality. Repenting will then be a pointless, Sisyphean exercise." I don't have an answer to this concern.
  • "If we have unlimited time, we can thus put off repentance indefinitely, which is just to say we'll never have to repent at all". Like it or not, death is the horizon in view of which we conduct our lives. We plan our lives assuming we have such-and-such years to live. If the horizon is not in view, we lose our bearings. This is a concern raised by various existentialists, in particular Heidegger -- but then Heidegger was a Nazi so he should be canceled right?
It also, what people forgets, puts a cap on mankind's capacity for evil.

You want the downside to immortality? 2 words: Immortal Stalin.
 
He's talking about vaccines for the kung flu, and more specifically about how Biden is planning to go door to door and try and vaccinate people.
Oh I know, I'm just screencapping tranny Twitter and see trannies yelling for their "lifesaving medicine".

Liberals have such a fuzzy idea about "lifesaving medicine" that you just can't take them seriously.
 
I'm personally not a climate change denial. But you can't blame climate change denials for existing. When people like this constantly flip flop on the issue.
Can I also just say the phrasing bugs me too.

"Climate change denial" is basically the ultimate Motte & Bailey. Like anyone who disagrees that human impact is significant or that all the consequences of the change will be bad denies that climate changes period. I have yet to find anyone going that far even as a joke.

No one denies that climate changes, what is denied is that implementing communism this time is going to give us weather control powers like cobra commander.
 
Can I also just say the phrasing bugs me too.

"Climate change denial" is basically the ultimate Motte & Bailey. Like anyone who disagrees that human impact is significant or that all the consequences of the change will be bad denies that climate changes period. I have yet to find anyone going that far even as a joke.

No one denies that climate changes, what is denied is that implementing communism this time is going to give us weather control powers like cobra commander.
Literally all we'd have to do to stop climate change is refusing to trade with China and India until they enforce strict environmental polices, but as long as people like Bob are in charge, we won't see that.
 
From the setting their's no way in Hell a Carmarilla vampire is wasting the favours called in to make Bob, best bet is he gets shovelheaded as Sabbat canon fodder. Which he might actually like considering his snobbery and the Vampire supremicist beliefs of the Sect.
“now I consoom the mayo ghouls“

You know, considering his own vanity there's a slight chance a Nosferatu might make him a Cleopatra just for the joke. Before staking him and turning him eastward.

But then again, for Bob, even having a 0 in Appearance might be an upgrade.
 
From the setting their's no way in Hell a Carmarilla vampire is wasting the favours called in to make Bob, best bet is he gets shovelheaded as Sabbat canon fodder. Which he might actually like considering his snobbery and the Vampire supremicist beliefs of the Sect.
“now I consoom the mayo ghouls“
Shameless sperging here but Bob would be a big fat ugly nos who's delusionally convinced he's a Ventrue and sucks up to whatever authority figure he's near.
 
Shameless sperging here but Bob would be a big fat ugly nos who's delusionally convinced he's a Ventrue and sucks up to whatever authority figure he's near.
With recent fiction in mind he would probably be the Duke's asshole cousin who works in Castle Dimitrescu as a butler or something lol!
 
Literally all we'd have to do to stop climate change is refusing to trade with China and India until they enforce strict environmental polices, but as long as people like Bob are in charge, we won't see that.
But how are we going to get all those super important funko pops? Checkmate you obsolete mayo ghoul.
 
Death could also thus be viewed as a mercy: God refusing to allow humanity to suffer the (physical) consequences of sin forever.

Of course, if you still refuse to repent and accept God's mercy, you receive God's justice instead. And the worst part about that justice is, while you are suffering physically for eternity in hell, you will also suffer from an accusing conscience, eternally letting you know that your punishment is your just reward.
Cognitive dissonance is one hell of a drug.
 
Bobby knows Color Revolution (MartyMade's 35-part thread that Greenwald urges people to read. I didn't)
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If you want it more easily digestible, it's copied here and has Tucker reading it.

Would love to see Bob face an actually "facts" debate.
Mitch Connell:
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Damn, neither of them bothered to read Glenn's tweet at all.
Damn, I think Wonder Woman 1984 could have been a much better film with script revisions and more editing.
That's pretty much my review of every film I've seen lately.
The whole thing surrounding action figures (specifically marvel legends) is interesting and honestly needs its own thread (or at least a in-depth post) but this is not really the place for it.
I thought shortpacked had a thread...

Yeah here it is.
 
This shit drives me fucking insane with these people.
Didn't they just spend the last few years demanding we prostrate ourselves on the altar of Climate Change for their Lord and Savior Greta Troonberg because Climate change was each and every one of our individual faults and original sins because she "wasn't allowed" to go to autism school because of what we as individuals were doing to the planet?
I don't wanna derail, and I know Bobert is just simping for Anita here, but the flip flops these people have when it comes to Climate change and whose responsibility it is to fix it and who needs to eat the bugs and pay for it changes day by fucking day.
Inb4 "It was never about eating bugs, your responsibility is to support our bid for power so we can make the required changes. Doing what we say is just a headcount, a proxy for our support. "
 
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OK, is it just me or does a vaccine not qualify as "medicine"? I'm not talking about concerns of efficacy over the Covid stuff, I'm talking in general. Medicine is used to treat a disease the patient has, to make you not sick. "Make you sick to make you not-sicker." doesn't qualify by my lights, like how chemotherapy is a drug to treat a disease (almost textbook definition medicine) but it does it by killing you slower than it kills the disease - it doesn't "feel" like medicine. Calling a prophylactic like a vaccine "medicine" makes as much sense to me as calling a cast on a broken limb "medicine".

But then it's all academic since the bluecheck is clearly using incorrect phrasing to make his opponents look like morons, like how being against mandatory vaccination legislation or not taking it because you have an immune disorder gets you called an anti-vaxxer.
Shameless sperging here but Bob would be a big fat ugly nos who's delusionally convinced he's a Ventrue and sucks up to whatever authority figure he's near.
To steal a quote from someone else that popped into my head: "What it also reminds me of is a Jhonen Vasquez comic where a vampire embraces a Goth who’s always wanted to be a vampire, and winds up with a hydrocephalic head and fangs the size of traffic cones."
 
It always seems like it's one step forward, two steps back with the villains in the MCU.

Every time they do a Thanos, or Kilmonger, or Vulture, you think they've finally figured it out. You think they've cracked the code on how to make a memorable, iconic villain.

But then you get 3 more unmemorable non-characters.

This was always a problem for me because I love villains. I'm much more of a villain guy than a hero guy. It's probably one of the reasons I love the horror genre so much. It's a genre that's very often driven by the villains.
I agree 100% except for horror movies. Not a big horror movie fan.

I mean, a hero’s a hero but everyone loves a great villain.

I’ve been binge watching a lot of MCU movies and DC animated shows I watched as a kid and you know what I’ve realized, I think I liked the villains more than the heroes. I think what drew me in for a lot of these movies/shows was the villains.

I wished we could get tv shows about villains. Good original ones where the villain actually achieves their goal.

Nothing like that Harley Quinn mess.

I would watch the heck out of that shit.
 
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I agree 100%.

I mean, a hero’s a hero but everyone

I’ve been binge watching a lot of MCU movies and DC animated shows I watched as a kid and you know what I’ve realized, I think I liked the villains more than the heroes. I think what drew me in for a lot of these movies/shows was the villains.

I wished we could get tv shows about villains. Good original ones where the villain actually achieves their goal.

Nothing like that Harley Quinn mess.

I would watch the heck out of that shit.
There's a bigger focus on that with anime, there are some villain protagonists like in Overlord, Talentless Nana, Hellsing, Tanya the Evil, and many other works!
 
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