Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

There's a bigger focus on that with anime, there are some villain protagonists like in Overlord, Talentless Nana, Hellsing, Tanya the Evil, and many other works!

Ah, Overlord was really good early on. I sort of lost interest in the light novels after they started trying too hard to make you sympathize with the people Ainz steamrolled (around the point where those random adventurers tried to pillage Nazarick).

 

[Flexo]

I might never do anything with this idea since writing isn't my thing but his robot body tweets did give me inspiration for a neat sci-fi story. The general gist of it would be some scumbag gets the robot body of his dreams with the ability to improve on its programming. While he believes he'll be an immortal ubermensch, he's a poor example of the human mind to begin with. So pieces of his data are overwritten bit by bit as time passes and he's never is able to fully comprehend or even suspect he's being metaphorically eaten alive. In the end, his dream was realized even if he ceased to be on every conceivable level. Absolute bliss while experiencing his "self" die in a way he can't understand.

Probably not super original but I think of the concept sometimes. His "Superior Future" is unironically a good source for sci-fi and dystopia ideas.

Believe it or not I think I have heard of a hentai doing that idea only with hypnotism instead of robots.

It did sort of happen with my ex-coworker Hermes once.

The Six Million Dollar Mon

"The Six Million Dollar Mon" is the seventh episode of season seven. Hermes begin to feel useless for himself and decides to replace his organs with robotic parts. Hermes performs the annual performance review, evaluating each of the Planet Express employees whereby the lowest rated employee...

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Of course Outer Limits had a few too.

Simon Says (The Outer Limits) - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

The New Breed

"The New Breed" is an episode of The Outer Limits television show. It first aired on June 23, 1995, during the first season. 1 Introduction 2 Opening narration 3 Plot 4 Closing narration 5 Trivia 6 Cast Dr. Stephen Ledbetter makes a technological and medical breakthrough when he creates a type...

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[make_it_so]

Action figure companies have done that for YEARS by this point. In a way its kinda a brilliant way to prey on consumers as:
Encourages people to buy all 6 figures instead of the one or two that you actually want. It also:
Gets people to buy crappy figures like "The same iron man figures you already have but painted black/in translucent blue.
Gets people to buy the set because what the fuck am I going to do with one arm of a 6 part action figure I might as well get the rest.
Gets people to buy figures of characters no one cares about (seriously do even comic fans give a fuck about iron heart?)
Gets people to buy the full set because the character often gets very little Merchandise (if any at all).
Gets consoomers excited because "LOOK ITS BIGGER THEN THE REST OMG I NEED IT".

I know there used to be quite the community around these things, no idea what it looks like now in days. The whole thing surrounding action figures (specifically marvel legends) is interesting and honestly needs its own thread (or at least a in-depth post) but this is not really the place for it.
And like you said, a kid/hardcore collectors/comic fans would probably be pretty interested in this. Bob on the other hand likes it because its a marvel branded bear and If you dare call him out about his knowledge of what that character is then by god you will feel the full fury of the wikipedia article.

I figure the best place for discussion of it would be the Consoomers/Consoomer Culture thread.

I'd love to see it happen, and watch Bob try and use some "but without me you don't exist!" excuse to ward off the fact his robo-self would try to kill his meat-self off as an embarrassing obsolete version.

I imagine it playing out just like this:

This would work because at that point, Bob would also probably be confined to a mobility scooter just like Davros.

That's what I think they were going for, since I want to say they mentioned the stone being made by a Greek God. I assume they meant for the stone to have some kind of malicious intelligence but assumptions don't count. I remember while watching waiting for them to explain how rules of the stone but I don't think it ever happened. Oddly enough a scene where a character turned to the screen and just explained the stone probably would if made the movie a little better.

I believe Diana mentioned something about how it was created by "The God of Lies," which I think implies enough that any wish you made would have a negative outcome.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I figure the best place for discussion of it would be the Consoomers/Consoomer Culture thread.

I imagine it playing out just like this:

This would work because at that point, Bob would also probably be confined to a mobility scooter just like Davros.

I believe Diana mentioned something about how it was created by "The God of Lies," which I think implies enough that any wish you made would have a negative outcome.

the only "god of lies" I'm aware of is Q from Star Trek TNG/DS9/VOY.

"What did they call you on Brax? The god of lies?" - Vash, Q-Less

 

[make_it_so]

the only "god of lies" I'm aware of is Q from Star Trek TNG/DS9/VOY.

"What did they call you on Brax? The god of lies?" - Vash, Q-Less

She might have been referring to Dolos, who might be the character The Duke of Deception.

 

[Berrakh]

I like how the thread has settled on Bob being a basic bitch villain from some popcorn flick. As cruel as he is thoughtless and guileless.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

The flag of The Superior Future

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I like how the thread has settled on Bob being a basic bitch villain from some popcorn flick. As cruel as he is thoughtless and guileless.

Every time he's gained even a tiny bit of fame and power it's gone to his head. If he did become a dictator, he'd probably piss everyone around him off so much they'd kill him before the hero shows up.

 

[Berrakh]

Every time he's gained even a tiny bit of fame and power it's gone to his head. If he did become a dictator, he'd probably piss everyone around him off so much they'd kill him before the hero shows up.

He reminds me of Malcolm from Malcolm in the Middle except Malcolm was a genius, and would come through for people albeit complaining the whole time. And he would even acknowledge he was too introverted and neurotic for his own good and so whatever succor he got out of being superior was unfulfilling

 

[RainwaterDrop]

I like how the thread has settled on Bob being a basic bitch villain from some popcorn flick. As cruel as he is thoughtless and guileless.

Every time he's gained even a tiny bit of fame and power it's gone to his head. If he did become a dictator, he'd probably piss everyone around him off so much they'd kill him before the hero shows up.

Bob wouldn't last long as a dictator, they only stay in power, even as decrepit elders, due to respect and political power. I can't seriously see a setting where fucking Moviebob has any of those with his usual habits, maybe in Chipmanistan, Population: 2 (Bob and his Gunt) lol!

 

[JayHarrison]

Every time he's gained even a tiny bit of fame and power it's gone to his head. If he did become a dictator, he'd probably piss everyone around him off so much they'd kill him before the hero shows up.

Bob wouldn't last long as a dictator, they only stay in power, even as decrepit elders, due to respect and political power. I can't seriously see a setting where fucking Moviebob has any of those with his usual habits, maybe in Chipmanistan, Population: 2 (Bob and his Gunt) lol!

Appropriate names for a Moviebob-led country: Dumbfuckistan; Fuckwittia; Moronland...

 

[make_it_so]

Appropriate names for a Moviebob-led country: Dumbfuckistan; Fuckwittia; Moronland...

Superiyay-Futahstan.

 

[Troonologist PhD]

Every time he's gained even a tiny bit of fame and power it's gone to his head. If he did become a dictator, he'd probably piss everyone around him off so much they'd kill him before the hero shows up.

He'd be a stupider, meaner, more degenerate version of HBO Joffrey Baratheon.

 

[Tronathon242]

Every time he's gained even a tiny bit of fame and power it's gone to his head. If he did become a dictator, he'd probably piss everyone around him off so much they'd kill him before the hero shows up.

He'd set the world record from secure to Ceausescu on the balcony levels of fucked in no time flat.

Bob wouldn't last long as a dictator, they only stay in power, even as decrepit elders, due to respect and political power. I can't seriously see a setting where fucking Moviebob has any of those with his usual habits, maybe in Chipmanistan, Population: 2 (Bob and his Gunt) lol!

You forgot his Mario doll collection. That easily increases the population of loyalists ten fold.

Superiyay-Futahstan.

Diabeteria.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

I think the 3 Stooges said it best.

Moronika for Morons.

 

[Positron]

Politics has always been this simple: there has never been a difference between good and bad "things"; the difference is between good and bad targets.


Why does Bobby screencap-tweet himself?

MOS is shaping up perfectly as Bobby's disciple.

Vaccine refusal is the real eugenics!

So that fat fuck in a Mario suit wasn't Bob?

Planned obsolescence of mayo ghouls, on the other hand, is just "natural selection":


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Another reminder that Bobby knows Color Revolution:

The only one true "Color Revolution" is, of course, BLM.

Trump. I'm pretty sure the 18 second clip is taken out of context. Right now the usual suspects (CNN, Salon.com, et al) are running with it at face value.


Lefties are puzzled when a POC journalist does what journalists are supposed to do: to report on facts impartially.

If the revolutionaries are "riding with Modred", does that mean the GOP is Camelot?



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Star Sues:


MCU's Loki is bigger than the Loki in Norse mythology.


Dune:


Bobby Cannavale:

This doesn't look like a grindhouse movie, but some generic "kick-chick" movie with a little interrogation porn.

Consoom:


Consoom like a shark:




Slobber:

 

[UserAccess]

Politics has always been this simple: there has never been a difference between good and bad "things"; the difference is between good and bad targets.
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Why does Bobby screencap-tweet himself?
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MOS is shaping up perfectly as Bobby's disciple.

Vaccine refusal is the real eugenics!
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So that fat fuck in a Mario suit wasn't Bob?

Planned obsolescence of mayo ghouls, on the other hand, is just "natural selection":
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Another reminder that Bobby knows Color Revolution:
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The only one true "Color Revolution" is, of course, BLM.

Trump. I'm pretty sure the 18 second clip is taken out of context. Right now the usual suspects (CNN, Salon.com, et al) are running with it at face value.
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Lefties are puzzled when a POC journalist does what journalists are supposed to do: to report on facts impartially.
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If the revolutionaries are "riding with Modred", does that mean the GOP is Camelot?

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Star Sues:
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MCU's Loki is bigger than the Loki in Norse mythology.
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Dune:
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Bobby Cannavale:
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This doesn't look like a grindhouse movie, but some generic "kick-chick" movie with a little interrogation porn.

Consoom:
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Consoom like a shark:
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Slobber:
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"Every nation, in every region, now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists."

-George W. Bush, 2001

Largely decried as fucking stupid in 2001, but in 2021, it's genius. It's like the political spectrum turns back on itself like a horseshoe or something.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Fuck Bob. There should be a thread just for his brain dead retard followers on twitter. I know the past few peeks into them show ABDL perverts, furrys, trannys and morbidly obese 40-ish white men who live with Grandma

 

[ChampFantana]

"The solution is to not let them make the choice. Send medical personnel door-to-door with heavily armed escort, and vaccinate everyone whether they like it or not."

I have to assume that MOS 8502 is an educated type. You HAVE to have gone to college to be as monumentally stupid as he is.

 

[Positron]

I have to assume that MOS 8502 is an educated type. You HAVE to have gone to college to be as monumentally stupid as he is.

This clown world makes me increasingly sympathetic with the Time Cube Man: people really are educated stupid.