Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Vaccine refusal is the real eugenics!
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So that fat fuck in a Mario suit wasn't Bob?

Planned obsolescence of mayo ghouls, on the other hand, is just "natural selection":
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I'm not going to defend the dude's outright anti-vax stance, but Natural Selection =/= Eugenics.
Natural Selection is like wolves with shorter coats & lighter fur surviving in warmer climates than those with thicker, longer coats. Eugenics is like sterilizing all the dogs to create the ideal breed.

The two are nothing the same, and IMO the people who conflate them are basically just admitting that Natural Selection would be a death sentence for their fat, useless asses.

Meanwhile, Blobert talks of Natural Selection applying to the dreaded Mayo Ghouls as if the later doesn't, as a demographic, pump out more offspring than their suburban counter-parts.
Sorry Bob, but even from his trailer park Jimbo has done something that makes him more of a Darwinian winner than you will ever be, and that's fathered kids (and of course had sex).

The natural world has no use for "uploaded consciousness", Blobert.

 

[make_it_so]

Fuck Bob. There should be a thread just for his brain dead retard followers on twitter. I know the past few peeks into them show ABDL perverts, furrys, trannys and morbidly obese 40-ish white men who live with Grandma

I and a few others have suggested the need for a Bob subforum in the past, covering both MovieBob and his hot takes as well as his retarted brother"Da Chippa!" and their various orbiters like Arkle. The main problem is that while other cows with subforums like Ralph or Yaniv constantly get into crazy shit and use multiple platforms to sperg on, Bob and his gaggle of idiots pretty much stick to giving dumb takes on Twitter and that's it.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

The natural world has no use for "uploaded consciousness", Blobert.

The fact that Bob can thrive (relatively speaking) is proof that Natural Selection is no longer in play.

 

[JayHarrison]

Politics has always been this simple: there has never been a difference between good and bad "things"; the difference is between good and bad targets.
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Moviebob: "Filibuster when Democrats use it: GOOD!"

Also Moviebob: "Filibuster when other parties use it: KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!"

Bobby fails to comprehend the idea of "you live by the X, you die by the X".

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Why does Bobby screencap-tweet himself?
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MOS is shaping up perfectly as Bobby's disciple.

Vaccine refusal is the real eugenics!
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So that fat fuck in a Mario suit wasn't Bob?

Moviebob: "I was told 'eugenics' was when you pointed out that ignorant racists weren't good people."

Bob's rewriting the dictionary again. By his own definition stated in this tweet, calling Bob out for his holier-than-thou behavior is "eugenics" simply because Bob is ignorant, Bob is a racist, and Bob sure as FUCK is not a good person.

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Planned obsolescence of mayo ghouls, on the other hand, is just "natural selection":
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Ironic of Moviebob using the phrase "belated recognition of [...] obsolescence" because... you know... I've brough up Rod Serling at least twice already.

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Another reminder that Bobby knows Color Revolution:
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The only one true "Color Revolution" is, of course, BLM.

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Trump. I'm pretty sure the 18 second clip is taken out of context. Right now the usual suspects (CNN, Salon.com, et al) are running with it at face value.
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Translated into an honest statement: "It's not only smart, but it's also justified sadism--getting to IMPOSE an untruth on the people/world around you because I'm Moviebob."

Honestly, Bob is so full of shit, he should probably rebrand himself from "film critic" to "fertilizer generator".

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Lefties are puzzled when a POC journalist does what journalists are supposed to do: to report on facts impartially.
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If the revolutionaries are "riding with Modred", does that mean the GOP is Camelot?

Don't know, but if Bob does receive knighthood from the party to which he's blindly loyal, my guess is that Bob's name will officially be "Sir Cum Venter of TOS Rules".

 

[>tfw no Asian gf]

MCU's Loki is bigger than the Loki in Norse mythology.

I feel like I'm having a stroke while reading this, did Bob actually, unironically compare a comic-book movie character to a pagan Scandinavian deity that people actually venerated?
Honestly, I come to this thread to laugh at Bob saying dumb shit but whenever I try to decipher what Bob is actually trying to say I end up feeling like the apes from Space Odyssey, I'm scared and confused, when I see Bobs twitter I see a monolith, I don't know what any of it means but it scares me.

 

[Shaka Brah]

I feel like I'm having a stroke while reading this, did Bob actually, unironically compare a comic-book movie character to a pagan Scandinavian deity that people actually venerated?
Honestly, I come to this thread to laugh at Bob saying dumb shit but whenever I try to decipher what Bob is actually trying to say I end up feeling like the apes from Space Odyssey, I'm scared and confused, when I see Bobs twitter I see a monolith, I don't know what any of it means but it scares me.

Same here. I sincerely wonder how someone can have takes this bad unintentionally.

He seems to know less than nothing about every topic he comments on.

 

[make_it_so]

I feel like I'm having a stroke while reading this, did Bob actually, unironically compare a comic-book movie character to a pagan Scandinavian deity that people actually venerated?
Honestly, I come to this thread to laugh at Bob saying dumb shit but whenever I try to decipher what Bob is actually trying to say I end up feeling like the apes from Space Odyssey, I'm scared and confused, when I see Bobs twitter I see a monolith, I don't know what any of it means but it scares me.

And unlike the Monolith, no greater knowledge or transcendence can come from a Bob tweet.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I feel like I'm having a stroke while reading this, did Bob actually, unironically compare a comic-book movie character to a pagan Scandinavian deity that people actually venerated?
Honestly, I come to this thread to laugh at Bob saying dumb shit but whenever I try to decipher what Bob is actually trying to say I end up feeling like the apes from Space Odyssey, I'm scared and confused, when I see Bobs twitter I see a monolith, I don't know what any of it means but it scares me.

No, it's worse. He's saying a gag alt timeline version of Loki who's an alligator instead of a frost giant will be bigger than the actual god within 4 years. Not MCU Loki in general or anything which would be insane in itself, one random joke.

 

[The Valeyard]

The Suicide Squad Director James Gunn Describes Most Current Superhero Movies As “Boring”

As reported by ScreenRant, Gunn spoke with SFX Magazine where he provided his opinion on current superhero films.

Gunn stated, “They’re mostly boring to me right now!”

He then added, “[Laughs] I loved them at the beginning and there are still people trying to do different things [with them], so it’s not a 100% rule, but a lot of them are boring.”

Will Bob give The Suicide Squad a negative review now?

 

[King Dead]

"The solution is to not let them make the choice. Send medical personnel door-to-door with heavily armed escort, and vaccinate everyone whether they like it or not."

I have to assume that MOS 8502 is an educated type. You HAVE to have gone to college to be as monumentally stupid as he is.

I posted about this in the coof megathread, but one thing is increasingly clear to me: these people are either incredibly fucking moronic with regards to how viral pandemics progress, or they are willfully obscuring the truth to get people to comply with their anti-science demands.

Spoiler: coof sperging

For context, a doctor/CNN talking head went on national TV the other day and spouted this nonsense:

CNN Medical Analyst Wen: Life 'Needs to Be Hard' for Unvaccinated Americans

CNN medical contributor Dr. Leana Wen said Friday that life needs to be "hard" for Americans who have not received a coronavirus vaccine with "twice weekly testings." | Clips

www.breitbart.com

Wen, the former Planned Parenthood president, said, “So now we have this delta variant that is much more contagious. Because it’s more contagious, it’s going to be even harder for us to reach herd immunity. We’re going to have to vaccinate an even higher proportion of people to get there. What happens, then, if we end up having another variant developing that’s even more contagious, that could cause more disease, that could evade the protection of our immune system?”

She added, “So how quickly we can get this under control and which way we go depends on what we do now to overcome disinformation. What we really need to do at this point is make vaccination the easy choice. It needs to be hard for people to remain unvaccinated. Right now, it’s kind of the opposite. It’s fine. It’s easy if you’re unvaccinated. You can do anything you want to do anyway. At some point, these mandates by workplaces, by schools, I think it will be important to say, hey, if you want to opt-out, you have to sign these forms, get twice weekly testing. Basically, we want to make getting vaccinated the easy choice. That is what it’s going to take for us to actually end the pandemic.”

There's so much wrong that it would be comical if it weren't so frightening, but here's a bulletpoint list:

• Viral pandemics throughout history have always followed the same trajectory: what starts out as fairly deadly becomes more transmissible but less serious, usually over a period of about two years. Did you know that the Spanish flu is still around infecting people today? The reason we don't have tens of millions of bodies piling up every year from it is because it became relatively benign once it became endemic. The coof is going the same way.
• Herd immunity is not solely granted through vaccines, despite numerous attempts by the powers that be to redefine it as such. A vaccine can help speed up herd immunity, and is generally preferable to getting the disease itself, but recovering from the virus will still count towards herd immunity.
• Furthermore, considering that a more transmissible but less deadly variant like delta (per various health organizations' statistics) would help reach herd immunity faster, and considering that existing immunity seems to work just fine against other variants, it's retarded to suggest that things are about to get a lot worse. If you check the delta variant's symptoms, it's literally just a fucking cold.
• And speaking of vaccines, the coof shots do not actually grant sterilizing immunity, despite many people believing they do. Coronaviruses have never been effectively vaccinated against, for reasons that I'm unqualified to elaborate on because I'm sure I'd get something wrong. Sometimes they'll actually admit that at best they might lessen a severe reaction, but notice that they never seem all that eager to correct people who think they're immune once they got jabbed.
• Frankly, we're probably already at a good level of herd immunity. Studies are coming out that show that the actual case numbers are really considerably higher than recorded, with many people unaware they ever caught the disease in the first place. It was stupid to attempt to vaccinate against it when we could have let it run its natural course and ended up in about the same place. Yes, people would die, but people die of the fucking flu every year. Blame China (and probably Fauci for good measure).
• Finally, to this cunt and the Biden administration that want to round up the unvacc'd and stick 'em against their will: good fucking luck. Anyone who wants them can get them without issue, and it's highly unlikely you'll be able to convince the rest otherwise. Forcing medical procedures on the population is grounds for all manner of lawsuits. Fuck your "get the shot so we can end the pandemic" rhetoric. I've been living normally for months now, so you assholes can suck it.

There are a lot of (supposedly) educated people that have lost their goddamn minds over this shit. They can't fathom that they're being lied to, or at the very least not being told the full truth. They've put their trust in Science™, unable to comprehend that scientists are human too, and they can make mistakes or have ulterior motives. It just goes to show that education means nothing if you don't have some critical thinking skills and a fair amount of common sense.

 

[Positron]

Wen, the former Planned Parenthood president,

That's enough you need to know: these scum don't value life.

She added, “So how quickly we can get this under control and which way we go depends on what we do now to overcome disinformation. What we really need to do at this point is make vaccination the easy choice. It needs to be hard for people to remain unvaccinated.

What would Wen say if we make it hard for people to get an abortion?

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

There's a bigger focus on that with anime, there are some villain protagonists like in Overlord, Talentless Nana, Hellsing, Tanya the Evil, and many other works!

I’ve heard and or seen those shows, not my cup of tea.

When it comes to villains, I like villains who are relatable, intelligent and have simple goals like Mr. Freeze or charismatic psychopaths who just want to fuck shit up like The Joker.

I don’t like egotists with god complexes like Lex Luthor or insecure wannabes like Harley Quinn.

Basically I like villains who are complex but simplistic.

You get what I’m saying?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

How was Trump's victory down to geography?

There are Republicans in Portland and Democrats in rural Louisiana. Despite what Bob might think, politics isn't a strategy game like Hearts of Iron V or Crusader Kings II, so you can't just say that places are wholly Republican or Democrat and can't just genocide people who get in your way.

The reason people called last summer a colour revolution is because colour revolutions - much like last summer's protests - take place when the glowies and a neoliberal opposition try and topple a right or left wing leader.

Don't kid yourself that last summer took place because Floyd got killed or even because the DSA and their hangers-on wanted to establish a communist state in the US. What happened last summer was very much a neoliberal attempt at creating a mass movement, and if the way every TV channel, newspaper and Fortune 500 company kneeled before the altar of CRT while anyone who mentioned economic inequality was treated like a Klansman and accused of ”being a Trump supporting populist” didn't tell you that, I don't know what will.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

How was Trump's victory down to geography?

There are Republicans in Portland and Democrats in rural Louisiana. Despite what Bob might think, politics isn't a strategy game like Hearts of Iron V or Crusader Kings II, so you can't just say that places are wholly Republican or Democrat and can't just genocide people who get in your way.

The reason people called last summer a colour revolution is because colour revolutions - much like last summer's protests - take place when the glowies and a neoliberal opposition try and topple a right or left wing leader.

Don't kid yourself that last summer took place because Floyd got killed or even because the DSA and their hangers-on wanted to establish a communist state in the US. What happened last summer was very much a neoliberal attempt at creating a mass movement, and if the way every TV channel, newspaper and Fortune 500 company kneeled before the altar of CRT while anyone who mentioned economic inequality was treated like a Klansman and accused of ”being a Trump supporting populist” didn't tell you that, I don't know what will.

It was all really obviously a cheap way to drum up support for the Democrat campaign.

 

[Koby_Fish]

How was Trump's victory down to geography?

There are Republicans in Portland and Democrats in rural Louisiana. Despite what Bob might think, politics isn't a strategy game like Hearts of Iron V or Crusader Kings II, so you can't just say that places are wholly Republican or Democrat and can't just genocide people who get in your way.

The reason people called last summer a colour revolution is because colour revolutions - much like last summer's protests - take place when the glowies and a neoliberal opposition try and topple a right or left wing leader.

Don't kid yourself that last summer took place because Floyd got killed or even because the DSA and their hangers-on wanted to establish a communist state in the US. What happened last summer was very much a neoliberal attempt at creating a mass movement, and if the way every TV channel, newspaper and Fortune 500 company kneeled before the altar of CRT while anyone who mentioned economic inequality was treated like a Klansman and accused of ”being a Trump supporting populist” didn't tell you that, I don't know what will.

when bob talks about drumpf victory being down to "Geography" he's talking about electoral college votes. This is why he wants to get rid of the EC, because then it'll be straight "Popular Vote" so that California can overwhelmingly dictate to Wyoming who is going to be President without even needing 55 electoral votes to do it; it will just do it by sheer force of population density. Bobbert will happily point out the population density (or lack thereof) in Flyover Mayoghoul Wasteland Country in contrast to the super-dense Coastal Blue areas, and then use this as an argument about a small number of people (in Flyover Ghoulistan) dictating things for a large number of people (People's REEEEEpublic of California).

One wonders how Bob would feel if the situation was inverted and the Flyover midwest was all blue but with low density and all the coastal high density bastions were red.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

It was all really obviously a cheap way to drum up support for the Democrat campaign.

Yeah. The ”protests” were a way for the establishment to gain power while larping as revolutionaries.

As I've said, have you ever seen Antifags burn down an Amazon fulfilment centre? Have you ever seen the people behind the riots (no, I'm not talking about Garza and her group of ”trained Marxists”, I'm talking about ActBlue and the DNC) declare they support defunding the police, M4A, the GND or any of the left's other pet projects*? No.

Have you seen them declare themselves to be ”the revolution against systemic racism” and fund corporate CRT sessions that say everything apart from themselves is racist? Yes. Have you seen Ibram Kendi call for a neoliberal dictatorship under the guise of a ”Department of Anti-Racism”? Yes.

To borrow a phrase from the left, we have a right to a livable future. It's obvious what way the wind's blowing and what sort of future these self-proclaimed anti-racists want for us, and it sure as heck isn't what I, or anyone with a pair of functioning eyes, would consider ”livable”.

* Before you call me a socialist, note that I don't support these things - I'm saying that they would genuinely be a move away from capitalism and that the people who claim to be anti-capitalists seem to stay well away from them.

 

[Barney Calhoun]

I know that this is a bit of a Karen take but Bob really is the embodiment of the saying "Hate is like acid. It can damage the vessel in which it is stored & destroy the object on which it is poured". You can see how a life of constant, non stop bitching and hating, combined with an insufferable smugness and superiority complex can affect you phisically.

I was amazed by how old and weathered he looks in that diabetes legs picture even tho he has never done any physical labor. He looks mid 50s even tho he's supposed to be 40. At the end of the day I see and old manchild that wasted his prime fighting on twitter with random people and eating shit until his shins taped out. If anything, Bob is the prime example on how being mad at the internet can destroy your health.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I know that this is a bit of a Karen take but Bob really is the embodiment of the saying "Hate is like acid. It can damage the vessel in which it is stored & destroy the object on which it is poured". You can see how a life of constant, non stop bitching and hating, combined with an insufferable smugness and superiority complex can affect you phisically.

I was amazed by how old and weathered he looks in that diabetes legs picture even tho he has never done any physical labor. He looks mid 50s even tho he's supposed to be 40. At the end of the day I see and old manchild that wasted his prime fighting on twitter with random people and eating shit until his shins taped out. If anything, Bob is the prime example on how being mad at the internet can destroy your health.

Is it the hate destroying him, or is he just growing more hateful as he falls apart?

 

[Oliver Onions]

The fact that Bob can thrive (relatively speaking) is proof that Natural Selection is no longer in play.

I dunno about that, I think Bob's continued 'prosperity'*** could actually be a perverse element of Natural Selection.

He exists as a broken branch to teach the rest of us that merely existing is not the same as living; encouraging the more able among us (so basically everyone not Bob) to excel to the best of our abilities, start families and be fulfilled and basically do anything you can to not end up like Bob.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Trans women are women.