Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Regardless of what you think of The Handmaid's Tale as a book or TV series, I absolutely detest it because it taught a generation of Hillary Clinton fans to see anything even remotely religious as LITERALLY THEOCRACY.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Regardless of what you think of The Handmaid's Tale as a book or TV series, I absolutely detest it because it taught a generation of Hillary Clinton fans to see anything even remotely religious as LITERALLY THEOCRACY.

"This is literally the Handmaid's Tale!" has become "This is literally 1984!" for fat, ugly, neoliberal white chicks who can't read.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

"This is literally the Handmaid's Tale!" has become "This is literally 1984!" for fat, ugly, neoliberal white chicks who can't read.

It's more like Harry Potter for fat, ugly, neoliberal white chicks who can't read, because they secretly wish they were a protagonist in that universe just like Harry Potter fans wish they were in their book's universe. Only instead of being a nerdy kid with a wand, they're a demure woman in red who gets railed nightly by a handsome, powerful Aryan man.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

It's more like Harry Potter for fat, ugly, neoliberal white chicks who can't read, because they secretly wish they were a protagonist in that universe just like Harry Potter fans wish they were in their book's universe. Only instead of being a nerdy kid with a wand, they're a demure woman in red who gets railed nightly by a handsome, powerful Aryan man.

I love how this post implies the completely accurate fact that Handmaid's Tale is below Harry Potter's reading level.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I love how this post implies the completely accurate fact that Handmaid's Tale is below Harry Potter's reading level.

having read Margaret Atwood stuff, and having also read Harry Potter, this is absolutely true.

Also Bob is fat and neither Margaret Atwood nor any of the maidens in Handmaid's Tale would have sex with him.

 

[JayHarrison]

Bobby doesn't believe that some people have a calling to protect the society since childhood:
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The "assigned" language is cringey because it is tranny-speak. But I have nothing but respect if someone says he is "destined to be a cop since birth".

Gotta admit: As stupid as Bob is when it comes to... well... pretty much everything, that's actually a pretty good acronym/initialism on his part.

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Bobby urges academics to continue being adversarial towards the "superstitious" Red States. This will help vaccination numbers I presume.
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"Not being adversarial" is a good tactic being wasted on bad targets.

"You can't LIE to remain credible... unless you're Moviebob."

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"...Pfizer, which has zero side effects except longevity". Wrestlers know medicine.
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The reason why Bob likes this tweet from wrestler Kevin Nash: "[40 seconds of the Peanuts 'wah-wah wah-wah' adult speech] Fuck southeatern America."

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Norwegian Cruise Line Holdings sues Florida's surgeon general because the state prohibits companies from requiring proof of vaccination from customers and employees (archive of CNN article)
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"States run by Thinking Americans™." In other words, if applied literally, this means states neither run by nor occupied by Moviebob.

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Speaking of abortion, Bobby wants "Thinking States" to send gestapos to Texas to round up pro-lifers (archive of Rolling Stone article):
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"Thinking States™." Once again, if applied literally, this means states neither run by nor occupied by Moviebob.

Additionally, every time Moviebob states his support for abortion (or, as I call it, infanticide), all he's doing is proving that he supports eugenics.

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Peter Coffin is a "Jan 6 Truther":
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"BLM supporters approved of holding their own to task for their crime", who are the "Truthers" I wonder?

Moviebob: "Quick! Hand me the Baconators! I'll keep them safe in my belly!"

Also worth noting in this image: Has the Black Lives [Don't Really] Matter organization ever held anyone accountable for crimes like arson, property damage, or black-on-black murder? (Unless I'm missing something obscure, the only correct answer to that question is "no".)

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Mark Milley plans resign in case of a Trump-led coup, because he wouldn't be able to turn the military into a CRT cesspool (archive of CNN article).
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Indeed Milley is such a good guy that he never saw one day of combat.

Moviebob: "Heil Führer Hillary!" He's effectively been saying that since late 2015.

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How DARE the GOP steal my idea!
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From my observations, a vast majority of the hostility toward one another is located squarely in blue-tinted regions; the deeper the blue goes, the worse situations become (see L.A., Chicago, and New York City). Most of the red zones' residents just want the government to stop interfering with their lives.

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And while we're on the subject of Democrats and Civil Wars...

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Typical behavior from a non-centrist Democrat like Bob. There's a reason they want thise statues dismantled and/or destroyed: Almost all of these statues immortalize Civil War-era Democrats, and the modern Democrats want to erase what remains from the single most E-M-barrassing period of the party's history in an effort to re-paint themselves as America's "good guys". Sorry, Dems; the smart people in this country ain't falling for that. (As a disclaimer, this is my opinion on this matter, even if it's inaccurate and hyperbolic.)

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The esteemed, intrepid journalists in Washington Post found Tucker Carlson's first-grade teacher to prove Carlson is a liar (archive of WaPo article):
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"Obsolete knuckle dragger"? A person like you, Bob?

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Still on the same article. Bobby feels so angry with Carlson that he wants to chop off his head, Highlander style:
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Anyone else fill out their Moviebob Bingo card with "Obvious Twitter TOS Violation"?

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Ben Carson attributes black resilience during slavery to their strong family ties and strong faith in God.
Bobby: yeah you don't survive as free human beings; you hang on as superstitious black ghouls!
His lackeys are equally incredulous.
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You know the fate of the ignoble savage who dares to speak against the Enlightened, Thinking white men.

Once again, Moviebob exposes himself a literal racist, as does every Twitter account owner listed in this image who agrees with him.

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The Thinking People in Notre Dame University don't want a taste of Chick-Fil-A, soaked in gay blood.
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If Bobby were a human-shaped restroom candle, what would be his scent?

Since candle scent names oft follow an "adjective noun" motif, my selection for a Moviebob-inspired candle scent is "Putrid Outhouse"; the flame on his wick would only intensify the odor.

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Nigger techno-agricultural fantasy, Ghibli style. As anodyne (and out of place) as Joe Hishasi's pentatonic ditty.
(BTW this is a yogart ad.)
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Moviebob: "[...] we SHOULD aim for the future to be beautiful, and tell people that progress and survival aren't an either or choice [...]"

[inhaling and exhaling deeply for 55 seconds; then inhaling as deeply as possible for five seconds]

That
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is
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a
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FUCKING rich statement coming from a technofascist who...
...has done nothing of merit for anyone outisde his own putrid, fleshy shell;
...has utter contempt and disdain for his fellow man;
...would happily see his home country burn to the ground;
...has openly displayed racism and sexism, among other negative -isms;
...has literally contributed nothing of value toward scientific research;
...believes he's automagically* entitled to the benefits of said research for his blind loyalty to Democrats;
...believes you cannot be intelligent and practice any non-Islamic religion at the same time;
...believes minimum-wage fast-food workers are more important than farmers and truckers;
...has often advocated for political violence toward journalists whose practices he disagrees with (see Andy Ngô and Tucker Carlson);
...has advocated for people to spread disease upon political figures who have done him no direct harm (see Covid-19 and Texas Governor Greg Abbott);
...would happily control robotic police and armed drones to exterminate those sees as obstacles toward his dream future;
...makes ab-so-fucking-lutely NO effort to improve himself as a human being;

...and who has repeatedly exposed himself as thoroughly evil entity! It is Moviebob--and people like him--who actively do everything in their power to make life WORSE for everyone around them!

Rant over!

*Yes, I meant to write "automagically" in place of "automatically".

 

[Koby_Fish]

Gotta admit: As stupid as Bob is when it comes to... well... pretty much everything, that's actually a pretty good acronym/initialism on his part.

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"You can't LIE to remain credible... unless you're Moviebob."

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The reason why Bob likes this tweet from wrestler Kevin Nash: "[40 seconds of the Peanuts 'wah-wah wah-wah' adult speech] Fuck southeatern America."

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"States run by Thinking Americans™." In other words, if applied literally, this means states neither run by nor occupied by Moviebob.

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"Thinking States™." Once again, if applied literally, this means states neither run by nor occupied by Moviebob.

Additionally, every time Moviebob states his support for abortion (or, as I call it, infanticide), all he's doing is proving that he supports eugenics.

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Moviebob: "Quick! Hand me the Baconators! I'll keep them safe in my belly!"

Also worth noting in this image: Has the Black Lives [Don't Really] Matter organization ever held anyone accountable for crimes like arson, property damage, or black-on-black murder? (Unless I'm missing something obscure, the only correct answer to that question is "no".)

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Moviebob: "Heil Führer Hillary!" He's effectively been saying that since late 2015.

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From my observations, a vast majority of the hostility toward one another is located squarely in blue-tinted regions; the deeper the blue goes, the worse situations become (see L.A., Chicago, and New York City). Most of the red zones' residents just want the government to stop interfering with their lives.

---

And while we're on the subject of Democrats and Civil Wars...

Typical behavior from a non-centrist Democrat like Bob. There's a reason they want thise statues dismantled and/or destroyed: Almost all of these statues immortalize Civil War-era Democrats, and the modern Democrats want to erase what remains from the single most E-M-barrassing period of the party's history in an effort to re-paint themselves as America's "good guys". Sorry, Dems; the smart people in this country ain't falling for that. (As a disclaimer, this is my opinion on this matter, even if it's inaccurate and hyperbolic.)

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"Obsolete knuckle dragger"? A person like you, Bob?

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Anyone else fill out their Moviebob Bingo card with "Obvious Twitter TOS Violation"?

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Once again, Moviebob exposes himself a literal racist, as does every Twitter account owner listed in this image who agrees with him.

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Since candle scent names oft follow an "adjective noun" motif, my selection for a Moviebob-inspired candle scent is "Putrid Outhouse"; the flame on his wick would only intensify the odor.

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Moviebob: "[...] we SHOULD aim for the future to be beautiful, and tell people that progress and survival aren't an either or choice [...]"

[inhaling and exhaling deeply for 55 seconds; then inhaling as deeply as possible for five seconds]

That
.
.
.
is
.
.
.
a
.
.
.
FUCKING rich statement coming from a technofascist who...
...has done nothing of merit for anyone outisde his own putrid, fleshy shell;
...has utter contempt and disdain for his fellow man;
...would happily see his home country burn to the ground;
...has openly displayed racism and sexism, among other negative -isms;
...has literally contributed nothing of value toward scientific research;
...believes he's automagically* entitled to the benefits of said research for his blind loyalty to Democrats;
...believes you cannot be intelligent and practice any non-Islamic religion at the same time;
...believes minimum-wage fast-food workers are more important than farmers and truckers;
...has often advocated for political violence toward journalists whose practices he disagrees with (see Andy Ngô and Tucker Carlson);
...has advocated for people to spread disease upon political figures who have done him no direct harm (see Covid-19 and Texas Governor Greg Abbott);
...would happily control robotic police and armed drones to exterminate those sees as obstacles toward his dream future;
...makes ab-so-fucking-lutely NO effort to improve himself as a human being;

...and who has repeatedly exposed himself as thoroughly evil entity! It is Moviebob--and people like him--who actively do everything in their power to make life WORSE for everyone around them!

Rant over!

*Yes, I meant to write "automagically" in place of "automatically".

I always figured Bob's caping for muh aborshun rights was an artifact of his fedora-tipping m'lady-ing quest for a crumb of pussy. (Or, failing that, a position for screening out women who don't believe in the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchuh™). But bob is fat and lindsay ellis will not have abortions with him. (I swear to god some spetznatz ought to use "Dude, she's not going to have abortions with you" anytime Bob shamelessly simps for any progressive chick, up to and including The Hotdog Abortion - it would be a nice, creative break from the well-worn "Dude, she's not going to fuck you").

His crayon-eating galaxy brain thinks that abortion provides robot bodies or some such. How about providing a robot body to upload fetuses into so then it doesn't matter that they get sucked into the sink 5 seconds later, Bob? Now that's science.

 

[Tronathon242]

blobbo is an incel mongoloid with a defective mind. that didnt happen.-

His story is less convincing than Big Pussy Bonpensiero's Puerto Rican spinner tale.

Bob's whole claim raises so many questions. I mean, assuming he's being absolutely honest hand-to-spaghettimonster truthful. (At this point I'm surprised Bob, as fedora-tippy as he is, isn't a self-proclaimed 'Pastafarian').

Where would Bob even meet a stockbroker? Some rundown bar/pub/Dave and Buster's knockoff in Revere or Lynn? What stockbrocker worth her pure lesbun soul heart would troll the bars of a backwater Boston suburb to hook up with a possible beard?! And assuming this bar was in Boston proper (LOL), what was Bob doing there? Trolling for booty? Trying to date outside his class? Was this before, or AFTER he moved out of his parents' house in 2014? Could you imagine the pickup line if this was before he moved out?

"Hi, I'm Bahb, I review movies, maybe you've heard of me. I'm famous on Screwattack/The Escapist/Youtube. I hosted my own cable access movie show for a while. I live in my parent's basement. And you?"

And what would he have said that attracted m'lesbi's attention?
"Damn, aren't you sick of all the jocks and dudebros hittin' on ya? I bet there's not a feminist among them. It's wasteland ghouls like that which prevent mahvel from having openly gay characters, amirite?"

And even after all that, Bob was fat and the fabled stock broker would not have sex with him.

Bob could have easily just said the rug muncher was a local mechanic or a teacher. But the stock broker part is telling. It seems to me that he fantasizes about someone vaguely elite having a use for him so that's why he concocted that position for his imaginary dyke.

 

[TopTierHealer]

Finally I have reached Eulmore and when it was first discussed here that Bob would be Lord vauthry I thought it was just a "lol fat" joke. Turns out there's more layers to it (although Vauthry at least can maintain a society, not even Sin Eaters would dare touch bobby):

Shadowbringers [MSQ] ► Lord Vauthry Meets Alphinaud/WoL

Do you think Lord Vauthry is cuddly? I'd like to roll him right down that obnoxious staircase in Eulmore...#FFXIV #SHADOWBRINGERS #MSQ

youtu.be

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

That feeling when not only can you no longer tell if a Star Wars hot take is a joke, you don't even care if it isn't.

I don't get this either.

Bloom County: Here's a joke that only works because Calvin & Hobbes is such a cornerstone of the industry that I can assume my entire audience knows the "rules" about when Hobbes is a stuffed animal and when he isn't.
Bob: Begun, the Comic Wars have.

Apparently Bob never discovered the difference between a playful nod and an unforgiveable slight.

"This is literally the Handmaid's Tale!" has become "This is literally 1984!" for fat, ugly, neoliberal white chicks who can't read.

Can confirm. Once in a town I was working in there was an anti-abortion protest which, it was reported, was organized by a women's group. I changed my commute route to avoid the protest - and ended up blocked by the anti-anti-abortion counterprotest on the next block where a bunch of fat white red-Puritan-dress cosplayers were holding signs reading "The Handmaids Tale isnt an instruction manual!" (sic) or mocking the penis sizes of the women's group anti-abortion protestors.

 

[Flexo]

It's as retarded as trying to push Poison Ivy, she who literally wants to kill all humans on her worst days, as a heroine.

Aye... there's a reason she's one of my waifus...

Even if she's missing a shiny chrome chasis.

As for Bob, it never stops being hilarious to me when Positron will put up back to back tweets of Bob praising abortion and talking about natural selection leaving people behind.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Regardless of what you think of The Handmaid's Tale as a book or TV series, I absolutely detest it because it taught a generation of Hillary Clinton fans to see anything even remotely religious as LITERALLY THEOCRACY.

Odd. Considering these dumb bitches also idolize Islam and hoodoo-voodoo new age paganism retardation.

"Wow! Catholics are evil and organized faith is stupid... Time to read my horoscope produced by the NYT, import more Sudanese families in and talk about black girl mysticism."

What a joke.

 

[Mr. Duck]

Leave it to Bob to get emotional over a fucking yogurt commercial.

Reminded me of Dumb and Dumber.

Bob is so retarded that he can only be compared to other dumbasses, real or fictional.

 

[EnemyStand]

Apparently Bob never discovered the difference between a playful nod and an unforgiveable slight.

All anyone ever needs for an explanation of Bob's behavior.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

"...Pfizer, which has zero side effects except longevity". Wrestlers know medicine.
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Wrestlers are the worst people to take risk-assessment advice from. If they knew risk-assessment they would not be wrestlers. Kurt Angle is still walking around after everything he went through, and he recently talked about wanting to kill himself because of the amount of unbearable pain he is in everyday.

I also would not take health advice from Kevin Nash considering that up until a couple of years ago this is what his legs looked like:

Spoiler: For all Kiwis who are not wrestling fans, yes, this is a real photo of Kevin Nash's legs

 

[Karl der Grosse]

So that's why he always wrestled in long pants.

 

[Flexo]

Just found this video. Will let you know if I find moviebob in it. (Also looking to see if he reacted to it.)

 

[Red Hood]

Wrestlers are the worst people to take risk-assessment advice from. If they knew risk-assessment they would not be wrestlers. Kurt Angle is still walking around after everything he went through, and he recently talked about wanting to kill himself because of the amount of unbearable pain he is in everyday.

I also would not take health advice from Kevin Nash considering that up until a couple of years ago this is what his legs looked like:

Spoiler: For all Kiwis who are not wrestling fans, yes, this is a real photo of Kevin Nash's legs

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Wrestlers: all the brain and body damage of pro football, none of the money or mainstream acceptance unless you break out like Hulkster or The Rock.

 

[JayHarrison]

"This is literally the Handmaid's Tale!" has become "This is literally 1984!" for fat, ugly, neoliberal white chicks who can't read.

I don't remember who said it, but I recall reading/hearing a statement that suggests that if changed the religion that The Handmaid's Tale criticizes, you effectively change its genre. When the story places Christianity as its target, The Handmaid's Tale is religious fiction; when when you change its focus to Islam, The Handmaid's Tale transforms into a documentary.

 

[:gold:]

Wrestlers are the worst people to take risk-assessment advice from. If they knew risk-assessment they would not be wrestlers. Kurt Angle is still walking around after everything he went through, and he recently talked about wanting to kill himself because of the amount of unbearable pain he is in everyday.

I also would not take health advice from Kevin Nash considering that up until a couple of years ago this is what his legs looked like:

Spoiler: For all Kiwis who are not wrestling fans, yes, this is a real photo of Kevin Nash's legs

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Was this before or after he was raped?