Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[EnemyStand]

Oh, but he will. He'll look up an article in America or Commonweal about it and use it as a stick to bash us trads and, more generally speaking, right-wing Catholics with.

Kind of optimistic thinking Bob reads America or Commonwealth. My guess is if he hears about it at all it'll be through one of his fedora-tipping buddies on Twitter bringing it up. And then promptly lump Trads and Mods together because he doesn't understand what the implications actually mean for the Catholic Church.

It's a shame, and - at the risk of being the stereotypical trad who compares everything to the Crusades - this feels like watching the fall of Acre in real time. We're seeing what we fought for, and what we finally achieved - be it the right to go to a TLM in our own churches, or the Holy Land - be swept away, and there's nothing we can do except pray the Rosary and ask God to guide the Church and the Pope.

I see what the Pope means to do, but he's completely off base. You can't fix a schism by forcing it, that's the worst thing you can possibly do. Trads, no offense, are a stubborn bunch and taking away TLM isn't going to make the Church stronger and get the Trads to think they were wrong. It's just going to deepen the schism, and we can only hope whichever Pope is elevated after this one does a better job of getting along with all factions of the Church, not just the Modernist one.

 

[Giga_Nigga_28]

Shilling for fake Chink:

Read my book, it's insert pop culture reference x other pop culture reference, is such an inane marketing ploy and shows how out of touch and cosoomerish the terminally online are. Why would anyone want to define and constrain their own work by directly tying it to others? It's such leech like behaviour and implies your work is incapable of standing on its own and it shows that you aren't articulate enough to describe interesting scenarios without referencing past media.

Additionally, the assumption that anyone knows what media you're even talking about is a great way to lose customers before you've even started, what if they haven't watched it? What if they hated it? Instead of banking on the recognition of established brands why not write and engaging summary that captures the customers attention?

I mean if you're to lazy to write a synopsis why should I belive you can write an interesting story?

 

[Positron]

On the subject of religion, let's meditate on our new Commandments:

 

[EnemyStand]

On the subject of religion, let's meditate on our new Commandments:
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Why would I want to have sex with Nazis or TERFs?


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Of course you would be, Blob. You thought the first remake was good too. Sadly, it was not. It was a horrible slasher flick that only killed the people we were supposed to hate until the last 20 minutes or so. But that begs the question: since the remake was about an AI going off the rails because of an angry Chink doesn't that kind of destroy the ideals of his Soup Appear Food Tour?

 

[UserAccess]

On the subject of religion, let's meditate on our new Commandments:
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Look at the bravery of these takes. How will these people endure the fallout of the controversy?

God bless you, Chippa and company. It takes real guts to take such a difficult stand in Twitterspace. Tell us where to mail medals and trophies.

 

[Walrus and Carpenter]

On the subject of religion, let's meditate on our new Commandments:
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"Reassurt", eh? Chris's friends seem to be just as bright as the man himself.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Honestly, Bob and Chris should both troon out. It would give them the twitter likes they desperately want and perhaps Bob could actually finally lose his virginity to Jim Sterling.

 

[make_it_so]

On the subject of religion, let's meditate on our new Commandments:

They forgot to list the most important commandant of all in modern geek hobby spaces.

Spoiler: The most important

Don't ask questions, just consume product, then get excited for next products

 

[Berrakh]

Can't wait for that Eternals movie where a lot of oxygen will be sucked up explaining why they didn't help anyone earlier.

 

[Randall Fragg]

So, I thought of something you could do as a counterpart of the Moviebob vs Nazi test.
Moviebob vs MovieVillian. Is the quote in question from Moviebob, or a supervillains monologue.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

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So it is going to be like every other CURRENT YEAR + 5 horror movie and be boring as shit to the point that even the jumpscares are going to be tepid?

I've damn near stopped watching horror movies, even slasher flicks, because they're all chasing that PG-13 rating and that Chinese market.

You couldn't make a decent Friday the 13th Movie (Jason X is a fucking modern classic and I'll fight anyone who says otherwise) or Hellraiser (The Cenobites would be crying about misgendering) or Halloween (Holy shit were the last few boring as fuck, almost as bad as Rob "I'm Afraid of White Trash" Zombie's movies) nowadays because everyone's too busy sucking Chinese cock and trying for a PG-13 rating.

You know Blobbo will find it scary as hell and talk about how chilling it was.

Goddamn it, I miss the old days where the slashers did God's work and killed hippies, teenagers, and sluts.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Can't wait for that Eternals movie where a lot of oxygen will be sucked up explaining why they didn't help anyone earlier.

How many omnipotent actors who could have stopped Thanos without breaking a sweat are we up to now?

 

[blablabla]

On the subject of religion, let's meditate on our new Commandments:
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why does nerds and losers like those always act tough?

 

[Arthur Morgan]

why does nerds and losers like those always act tough?

They're unable to let go of being bullied and constantly come up with scenarios where they could have turned it around. Without a time machine to prove those theories wrong, they assume they're now badasses. Such as Bob and his ability to bench 300 pounds.

 

[Positron]

Matt Walsh spells out the ramification of Traditionalis Custodes to a bunch of cestodes.



Go to this thread to see how TeamImpossible valiantly wardd off Nazis.

Masks are the new crucifix pendants.

FYI Amanda Marcotte is a journo for Salon.com. Her Twitter thread.


(Archive of National Review article)

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Rwanda in America? Thanks to leftist media shilling CRT, your dream might just come true!


By siding with AOC, Bobby stepped on the landmine that is BLM. Note how quickly he folds and how obsequious he is.

Also note how Bobby refers to himself as "I'm Mr/Mrs Right Now kind of guy". Why the female appellation?



Biden's redhead doll talks about "robust reinforcement strategies" when she means banning wrongthink people from all social media platforms.

Once again, you are not in a position to accuse people of "lying" when you keep repeating "transwomen are women".

Bobby plays dumb when Glenn Greenwald points out the overreach of the Biden Admin on social media:

The Zuck isn't on you side, dumbass.

This is your brain on pop culture: your draw your heuristics solely from fiction and think real-life disasters will resolve like Hollywood movies.

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"Marvel cosmology" and morality:










As if MCU isn't incestuous enough already:


Consoom:


Fapping to "exceptionally long legs":


Spielberg:


Sir Robert the White needs wardrobe advice:

 

[blablabla]

why does blobbo talk like the asshole boss in that office movie

so yeah..cosplayers...if you could help mee that would be great

 

[EnemyStand]

So, I thought of something you could do as a counterpart of the Moviebob vs Nazi test.
Moviebob vs MovieVillian. Is the quote in question from Moviebob, or a supervillains monologue.

Bad idea. Movie supervillains are nowhere near as cheesy and overdramatic as Moviebob.

 

[Red Hood]

Bad idea. Movie supervillains are nowhere near as cheesy and overdramatic as Moviebob.

Bob is more of a Saturday Morning cartoon, old time radio, or Republic Pictures serial supervillain. He's not subtle enough for modern villainy.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

On the subject of religion, let's meditate on our new Commandments:
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It's amazing to see how Chris and his retarded friends are mindless zealots. The words "nazi" and "bigot" lack the power they once had because Chrissy, Bob, and the left essentially use them to verbally club nonconformists into silence. Transfolk will never be the sex they identity with. Objective reality exists; biological sex exists; and males and females have intrinsic attributes that are immutable. Men have testes. Women have ovaries. Chromosomes determine the sex of an individual and no amount of hormones or sexual reassignment surgery will change that. Won't touch non-binary because it sounds like utter nonsense that I have no time for. Of course, they will say "black lives matter" because they are trained seals with no opinions that weren't programmed into their vacant minds.

As for queer people. Maybe we would leave them in peace if they didn't infest every fandom under the sun and push their psychoses onto the rest of us. No reasonable person believes that Frodo and Sam want to fuck each other senseless because platonic friendship exists. Same with Falcon and the Winter Soldier, He-Man, etc. Maybe they should leave us alone because we're not sex-obsessed deviants like them.

 

[Flexo]

Go to this thread to see how TeamImpossible valiantly wardd off Nazis.

Wow. TeamImpos is usually just a BIT more eloquent. Haven't seen them reduced to just 1 word taunts like that before.

I have no idea about this one.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Also, this guy Adam posted this exact gif more than once to TeamImposs in that thread.