Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Worth repeating: Based strictly by his own standards, Moviebob is much closer to "believer" than "thinker". I genuinely believe Bob would be shocked and dismayed if he were to discover how many thinkers--more accurately, people who have actually moved global scientific advancement forward--are also believers in any form of Christianity.
Accepting the scientific consensus requires faith, as normal people don't have the tools, knowledge, or access to the process to verify it personally.
 
Unfortunately, the FBI doesn't care as much about their targets as Bobby does:
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(Kansas Stars article)

Bobby the coward deleted a tweet while I wasn't looking. Luckily someone screencapped it for posterity
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See what you Nazis and white supremacists did? Bobby lost one day of productivity just to block your Nazi asses!
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I wonder who is the brighter bulb in the operation. At least I don't suspect TeamImpossible would lose a day of work yelling "Nazi".

"You're just writing fanfictions about me even you quoted me verbatim!"
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(I might as well archive the "whomping the douchebags" tweet in case the big fat chicken deletes it, and here are the archives of the tweets that led up to that.)

And in case you wonder what lead to all this brouhaha about militia and death squads, it was Glenn Greenwald, as usual.
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Jan 6. It is not doom and gloom as Bobby has lost 2 pants-size worth of lard:
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Retard arguing with retard, part II:
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Bobby attempts a sociocultural interpretation of Harry Potter, which is to say that it is a Cinderella fantasy.
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The impossible retard is obsessed with Boebert and the word nazi, yet he's also a Snyderverse CHUD.
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You know it already but it still bears repeating: the real purpose of the mask mandate is to separate the sheep from the ghouls.
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If you are bothered by CRT, political correctness, and cancel culture, maybe you'll just be the next mass killer:
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Coming attraction from China:
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CalArts continues to disembowel your childhood memory:
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MCU:
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I still don't get it (but that's par for the course). Here's the Cleavland Indians video.
 
The 'made for kids' argument is the flipside of the arthouse retards who defend post-modern garbage by saying 'you bring your own interpretation to it, man.' Making a good film and making a film that appeals to kids are not mutually exclusive: Studios like Disney kind of built an industry out of it.
Two words: Spirted Away
 
Two words: Spirted Away
I was gonna bring up Ghibli, but they seem to be more of the opposite where a lot of their films are aimed at older audiences but kids can still appreciate the fun characters and animation. Maybe that's just because I prefer the slice-of-life ones to the fantasy stuff though.
 
Chris sounds like the inveterate gambler in my family whose lottery tickets are always one number off and slot machines always stop one symbol short. SOOOO close, can I borrow a hundred bucks? I'll pay you back as soon as my horse comes in first!

See what you Nazis and white supremacists did? Bobby lost one day of productivity just to block your Nazi asses!
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Another day another maybe drop Twitter for 24 hours and actually get something done.

Also, "Le Sigh"? Le me looking at le dead meme that is probably on le life support at le Reddit.
 
Being second banana to the tubby oaf you call a brother makes for more rough days than good ones, Chris.

His eyes speak of a growing acceptance of being an abject failure as a father, and as a man. This is a man sleeping in the basement because he wife doesn't want him in the bedroom. Counseling is going nowhere. Crippling debt infects every conversation he has with the wife. The treasure hunts and podcasts are shame to the whole family. Everything is imploding because he hitched his wagon to his idiot brother.

Fuck him, Chris. Stand out by being the opposite of that fool. Vote for a Republican. Eat broccoli. Respect views that aren't yours. Read an entire Wikipedia article instead of just the abstract. Denounce hormone blockers for children. Thank cops for doing the right thing 99.93% of the time. Jog and lift weights. You know, be a man.
 
Maybe ya shoulda worked overtime instead of following a fake and gay money scam, or try not to scam the IRS you repugnant fuck.

Also Bob advocating for more Ruby Ridges really shows how much of a crayon eating retard who desperately wants to be omniscient he is. He takes the worst take, ignores that there was basically no justification, and is too retarded to understand that it allows the government to stage killings all it wants, which means if they decide Bing Bing Wahoo is like guns, they could fucking kill him.
 
Fuck him, Chris. Stand out by being the opposite of that fool. Vote for a Republican. Eat broccoli. Respect views that aren't yours. Read an entire Wikipedia article instead of just the abstract. Denounce hormone blockers for children. Thank cops for doing the right thing 99.93% of the time. Jog and lift weights. You know, be a man.
But doing those things might make him inferior and obsolete!

Also Bob advocating for more Ruby Ridges really shows how much of a crayon eating retard who desperately wants to be omniscient he is. He takes the worst take, ignores that there was basically no justification, and is too retarded to understand that it allows the government to stage killings all it wants, which means if they decide Bing Bing Wahoo is like guns, they could fucking kill him.
>Ruby Ridge caused an uptick in the US militia movement
>Bob: "The issue is that the federal government didn't do ENOUGH Ruby Ridges!"

tfw Bob accidentally stumbles into an accelerationist take
 
The impossible retard is obsessed with Boebert and the word nazi, yet he's also a Snyderverse CHUD.
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You would think Bob would block him anyways, due to the fact that the pattern often goes something like this.

Bob: -Something Retarded-
Lefitst: I disagree.
Sperglord: YOUR A NAZI, NAZI TROLL NAZI
Leftist: ???

Good way for Bob to try and win those breadtube likes, lol.
 
CalArts continues to disembowel your childhood memory:
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To be fair, Rescue Rangers would be closer to the "childhood memory" 'cause that's what everyone remembers Chip&Dale from. Unless you were born in the 50's or something and watched the ones where they screwed with Donald and Pluto.
 
Being second banana to the tubby oaf you call a brother makes for more rough days than good ones, Chris.

His eyes speak of a growing acceptance of being an abject failure as a father, and as a man. This is a man sleeping in the basement because he wife doesn't want him in the bedroom. Counseling is going nowhere. Crippling debt infects every conversation he has with the wife. The treasure hunts and podcasts are shame to the whole family. Everything is imploding because he hitched his wagon to his idiot brother.

Don't tell me this dumbass shared this on twitter, do we have a source for that?

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This doesn't make a lick of sense. Least fortunate? The numbers in your bank account doesn't make a difference to the vaccine, which is available to everyone. Also, you have better chances to spot a purple unicorn than findo someone who can't take the vaccine, the guys with severe allergic reaction to it are a insignificant group in numbers, so should we use masks in fear that we might cross a flying pig as well?

And those who are vulnarable (I think he means the elderly), they already took the vacinne and there is no potion of youth, meaning they won't get any less vulnarable than this, so either we all have wear masks forever or we need to make peace with the fact that this virus is here to stay, it is impossible to just get rid of it.

Look, this isn't just Ben Shapiro or Tucker Carlson talk, even main stream outlets like the CNN are not on board with yet another mask mandate and the reason is clear, people are fed up with this bullshit, and the facts are not helping for yet another virus hysteria, the number of cases are going up, but not the hospitalization and death ones, right now this Delta Variant is getting to be a cold to the people who already got the vaccine.

The inflation thing is already the big L that the Biden presidency can't get rid of and the honeymoon can't last forever, they would have to be really REALLY stupid to push for even more masking after all the trouble people went to get back to their lives.

Also, to push for a thing nobody likes so just you can make a second calss citzen out of the MAGA people isn't gonna deliver you the Xanadu you think you deserve Robert, quite the opposite really.

Also, I love the "this is what never makes sense to me... people ask these kinds of questions as though "getting tons of irredeemably shitty people off the board" ISN'T a net positive in their minds. I never understand it."

The problem people have with "getting people off the board" you retard is that the most basic and logical conclusion anyone can have is "when it is gonna be MY turn to get off the board", because if you base your social caste on a ever increasing purity spiral, then inevitably everyone is gonna get to called to get the ax.
 
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Jesus Christ why is animation getting worse?
Tell me about it. And occasionally you even got something where they didn't treat you like a piece in a glass menagerie who'd be traumatized by as much as the mere whispering of the word "die" or "kill":


(I don't know if/how this scene is cut but I hear that modern replays of this film are bowdlerized.)
 
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