Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[TopTierHealer]

What's the 411 on Teamimpossible4? Is it a bob sockpuppet or a legit tranny? 3 followers and one of them movieblob, don't know the other two; obsession with the 3rd reich, one out of every 5 words is "nazi".

This might show my age but have you ever been with an annoying 10 year old when you were 14? Old enough that the kids see you asa big guy and you see them as kids but to the rest of the world you might as well be the same age. The pest has an unlimited energy thanks to his extra sugary cereal while you're going through puberty. They keep bothering and bothering you; first 2 times it's funny, then annoying and they just don't get the hint. But how could they get it? They are 10, they think they are grown ups and the smartest in the room. If they say "fuck" they are the baddest kid in the sand lot. So they start repeating words over and over because that's what they think it's funny and they believe they are on your level (again, you're 14 in this scenario).
So what do you do? You can't ignore them and you can't reason with them because they are 10 and have unlimited energy to be annoying. You have shit to do because you're 14 and a fucking drama queen and don't want to waste your time with a 10 year old. So you give them a bitch slap and tell them to cut it out.
Problem solved! They suddenly get a dose of realism that they are not the smartest and funniest in the room and should know your place and you get a stern talking to or even a love tap from your parents for picking on kids smaller than you. That's life but you also learned your lesson.

Tl;dr : when I see this faggot replying "nazi, nazi, nazi" as if the word were magical I get so frustrated that I can't bitchslap him and tell him to quit it. If he protests, bitchslap him again until he learns. You know you can't argue with him, you can't mock him, you can't reason with him. A quick slap with the back of your hand to have him understand that being a yappy pomeranian is, as the kids say, "cringe" and hopefully fill him with enough shame to close twitter.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I always wondered why all the crooks just immediately gave up after being unmasked instead putting a knife to Shaggy's throat and taking him hostage or something.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

What's the 411 on Teamimpossible4?

He's a sperg.

 

[Positron]

Vaccine-mad nutter publicly accosts Tucker Carlson in front of Carlson's daughter. Bobby shows his racist true self:

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Is there anything that MCU pap isn't an allegory for?


Amanda Knox speaks out against Stillwater, a movie supposedly inspired by her story:


Instead of blaming video games on Jan 6, journo wags are now blaming Jan 6 on video games!



You shouldn't listen to Bobby's opinion on most movies, but you can do worse than to acknowledge his deep expertise on children cartoons.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

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No Bob. You're gonna be left to drown with all the other plebs. They don't care about you.

 

[Adamska]

Bobby actually is retarded enough to give Space Jam 2 a fresh rating. Hilarious.

 

[Positron]

Bobby actually is retarded enough to give Space Jam 2 a fresh rating. Hilarious.

More reviews on Bobby's review:

 

[mandatorylurk]

I've reached a point where I can't understand what Blob writes on the first pass, the poor grammar and tangents to tangents in order to sound smart just create a bubbling mass of words that looks like a poor AI sentence creator.

And I'm starting to believe impotence is a strong thing in the Chipman family. With Blob it's bright as day and probably why he pushes lesbian stuff in order to maybe feel something below his waist besides his bruised shins, but Chris' constant moaning makes it seem like he either can't just go jerk off for a bit to calm down or he has no physical attraction or desire for his fat wife anymore.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

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Bob didn’t know he was fat or that he needed to stop consooming 10,000 calories of Shite Castle and beer every day until Obamacare. He’s just that retarded. Also “long term improvement” lol.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Cheerleading for Soviet Russia under the grounds that the Whites were anti-Semitic just makes you look like someone who hasn't heard of the Doctor's Plot.

Bob, and people like him, fail to realise that relations between the Jews and Russians are a lot more complex than "Russians bad, Orthodoxy bad, Reds good, Israel good", and that both sides weren't exactly friends of the Jews - case in point, this Soviet poster. It's also important to bear in mind that pogroms under the Empire or in White areas weren't carried out in order to destroy Russian Jewry and Yiddish culture, unlike Stalin's deportations of the Jews and the Yevsektsiyas.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

As someone who has read dozens of books and has watched literally hundreds of hours of documentaries on the rise of the Nazi Party, the 3rd Reich time in power, and their fall. Then seeing Bobert's idiotic thoughts on them makes me so happy no real woman will ever touch him and thus he has no chance to procreate.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob didn’t know he was fat or that he needed to stop consooming 10,000 calories of Shite Castle and beer every day until Obamacare. He’s just that retarded. Also “long term improvement” lol.

This is an out and out lie and Bob knows this. Obamacare didn't help anyone except the insurance companies and come one Bob, we've seen your legs.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

This is an out and out lie and Bob knows this. Obamacare didn't help anyone except the insurance companies and come one Bob, we've seen your legs.

How the left can support Obamacare is such a fucking joke.

No one doesn't want health insurance if you don't have it it's because you can't afford it. Before that just meant no insurance now with Obamacare it means no insurance and your penalized for being to poor.

To quote a meme That's Obama.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob and his ilk should take every fucking seat whenever the topic of Jews and anti-semitism comes up. Bob types have the attention span of a half-chewed lump of chaw, so they pretend they’ve read deep history and analysis but they’re really talking out of their asses based on skimming some Wikipedia pages edited by commie spergs who are self-hating Jews themselves. No, Bob, no one cares what your self-hating “Jewish friend” (read: Twitter rando) says, either. Just STFU or kys.

 

[JayHarrison]

Vaccine-mad nutter publicly accosts Tucker Carlson in front of Carlson's daughter. Bobby shows his racist true self:
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Moviebob is racist, so what else is new?

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Democrats also lost the Civil War and did everything in their power NOT to aid in the country's reconstruction. That's one of millions of little details in U.S. history Moviebob frequently ignores.

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Moviebob: [some screed about how people should be forced to relocate from the Midwest to the coasts]

Also Moviebob: [some nonsensical screed about how global warming is a real catastrophe]

YET AGAIN Moviebob: [yet another "Thinkers and Believers™" post despite Bob repeatedly believing in "Science™" instead of thinking for himself]

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

I've said it before, I'll say it again.

The funniest thing about Blobert, is that for all his rage, all his political sperging, when he dies and his YouTube channel is deleted by an algorithm and his Twitter account is suspended by a bot...

...it will be as if he never existed. He will leave nothing else behind.

 

[>tfw no Asian gf]

I've said it before, I'll say it again.

The funniest thing about Blobert, is that for all his rage, all his political sperging, when he dies and his YouTube channel is deleted by an algorithm and his Twitter account is suspended by a bot...

...it will be as if he never existed. He will leave nothing else behind.

He will have this thread, when people for whatever reason search the name "MovieBob" they'll be greeted by this extensive collection of his internet life, his failures, his opinions, his lust and anger, all of that collected here for everyone to see, ironic, in the end he will, from a certain point of view, be inmortal, his name will live on thanks to this thread, thanks to the obsolete mayo ghouls he hates so much.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

I've said it before, I'll say it again.

The funniest thing about Blobert, is that for all his rage, all his political sperging, when he dies and his YouTube channel is deleted by an algorithm and his Twitter account is suspended by a bot...

...it will be as if he never existed. He will leave nothing else behind.

His EFAP wiki page will outlive him. It may already be more popular than he is. And this is good.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Wow, how many straight days of begging for pity is this? Is he trying to set a record?

I can walk into my neighborhood and find a half dozen whiny little fucks like this bitching about the difficulties of modern life. Not one of them would dare bring that pathetic attitude to broadcasting and force their fucking bullshit on the ears of decent people. Those losers aren't hard to find.

I find the people who most complain about the difficulties of modern life are the least suited to live in any other time except modernity where their fragile existence is cushioned by complete inexposure to any form of survival-threatening hardship.

The Chipman brothers are huge examples of this.

Cheerleading for Soviet Russia under the grounds that the Whites were anti-Semitic just makes you look like someone who hasn't heard of the Doctor's Plot.

Bob, and people like him, fail to realise that relations between the Jews and Russians are a lot more complex than "Russians bad, Orthodoxy bad, Reds good, Israel good", and that both sides weren't exactly friends of the Jews - case in point, this Soviet poster. It's also important to bear in mind that pogroms under the Empire or in White areas weren't carried out in order to destroy Russian Jewry and Yiddish culture, unlike Stalin's deportations of the Jews and the Yevsektsiyas.

Reminder that more Jews died under forced Soviet Relocations than Native Americans did in US relocations.

 

[TowinKarz]

What's the 411 on Teamimpossible4? Is it a bob sockpuppet or a legit tranny? 3 followers and one of them movieblob, don't know the other two; obsession with the 3rd reich, one out of every 5 words is "nazi".

This might show my age but have you ever been with an annoying 10 year old when you were 14? Old enough that the kids see you asa big guy and you see them as kids but to the rest of the world you might as well be the same age. The pest has an unlimited energy thanks to his extra sugary cereal while you're going through puberty. They keep bothering and bothering you; first 2 times it's funny, then annoying and they just don't get the hint. But how could they get it? They are 10, they think they are grown ups and the smartest in the room. If they say "fuck" they are the baddest kid in the sand lot. So they start repeating words over and over because that's what they think it's funny and they believe they are on your level (again, you're 14 in this scenario).
So what do you do? You can't ignore them and you can't reason with them because they are 10 and have unlimited energy to be annoying. You have shit to do because you're 14 and a fucking drama queen and don't want to waste your time with a 10 year old. So you give them a bitch slap and tell them to cut it out.
Problem solved! They suddenly get a dose of realism that they are not the smartest and funniest in the room and should know your place and you get a stern talking to or even a love tap from your parents for picking on kids smaller than you. That's life but you also learned your lesson.

Tl;dr : when I see this faggot replying "nazi, nazi, nazi" as if the word were magical I get so frustrated that I can't bitchslap him and tell him to quit it. If he protests, bitchslap him again until he learns. You know you can't argue with him, you can't mock him, you can't reason with him. A quick slap with the back of your hand to have him understand that being a yappy pomeranian is, as the kids say, "cringe" and hopefully fill him with enough shame to close twitter.

All true, but also, like the annoying 10 year old, he knows that if you strike him he can go crying to Mom and get you grounded for being "mean" to him "For no reason".

This is EXACTLY what Bob does with his simping for Hollywood, simping for Big Tech, simping for hard-left politicians, simping for ANYONE with an ounce of institutional power over the common person: he's trying to sic a Parental figure on you for "being mean" to him by refusing to stand there and take his verbal abuse. His performative boot-licking to Democrats is so they can ground you, me or anyone else from a Red State by taking away our "toys" or keeping us in our "rooms" where we belong.... it's the exact same tattle-tale dynamic.

Or is the annoying 10 year old who has an 18 year old older brother who joined the Marine Corps and is telling you you have to what he says or he'll get big brother to mess you up.... even though BB would probably be pretty cool with YOU and tell him to "stop being annoying, dork".