Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Marshal Mannerheim]

How can 1 person be so stupid?

Isn't it obvious?

 

[Flexo]

Im reminded of the book where Bob admitted to bullying nerds to try and get in with the popular kids. This is the same thing, and it's working out the same way

A parallel might be drawn between consoomerism and metabolic diseases. Storage of excess calories used to be adaptive because it improved the survival of our ancestors. Now it no longer so, and what used to be life-saving has become a liability.

Exactly. And it doesn't help to have a culture that prioritizes the romanticism of instinct and feelings over self control. Yet even if it was rightly ordered it would still be struggling against a deeply rooted drive.

If one doesn't know the proper enemy, one will always be defeated -some Szu somewhere probably

 

[John Carmack]

Archive of Chris's intro.


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Doing this is a personal project that maybe your friends and kids will see is ok I suppose. Actually doing this shit to sincerely try to become an eceleb is mindboggling. This, and his failure to do basic high school statistics, is proof of how badly his alcoholism fucked his brain.

 

[instythot]

Archive of Chris's intro.


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Holy shit. He paid people for that and then said "yes, that's the one. We'll go with that"

 

[Positron]

Bob the tough guy is adept at punching Nazis:



Again Bobby misses the point. The point is that, just as we shouldn't care about the sex and age of a political commentator, we shouldn't care whether he is a washed-up stand-upper or a basement-dwelling Mario worshipper either. We are supposed to judge the person's opinion on its own merits.




"Effete" doesn't mean "effeminate"; it is not a homophobic slur.
And I don't have the clown brain to figure out how "deepthroat Pelosi" is "transphobic".

Let's see how the convo between Bobby and Fox G Green goes:

The next episode promises to be explosive. Stay tuned.

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Even the teachers of Coastal Elites don't support the ironfisted rule of the CDC:


Doritos just taste better if they are made by robots.


On Seth McFarlane and Tucker Carlson



(In case you are interested in how Family Guy has spread white racism, here's Robin D'Angelo's video)

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Hungary doesn't believe that whites are a nation in and of themselves, which is what white nationalism actually is. It's funny how all the woke Magyar-bashers can't name a single racist thing Hungary has done without mentioning gypsies (not a race), refugees (not a race) or George Soros (also not a race).

 

[Force and Character]

Let's see how the convo between Bobby and Fox G Green goes:
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The next episode promises to be explosive. Stay tuned.

This Fox person baffles me. He shows up fairly often arguing with Bob and occasionally even calling him out on his more deranged screeds, but somehow still considers him "a nice human being", which nobody in their right mind would agree with after being even briefly exposed to El Blob's antics. Either he's dumb enough to buy into the "I was just joking" deflections, or he doesn't want to acknowledge that Bob is far from nice (and barely human) since that's what the "diet Nazis" say and he can't show himself agreeing with the bad guys.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This Fox person baffles me. He shows up fairly often arguing with Bob and occasionally even calling him out on his more deranged screeds, but somehow still considers him "a nice human being", which nobody in their right mind would agree with after being even briefly exposed to El Blob's antics. Either he's dumb enough to buy into the "I was just joking" deflections, or he doesn't want to acknowledge that Bob is far from nice (and barely human) since that's what the "diet Nazis" say and he can't show himself agreeing with the bad guys.

It might be how, with your kids, you can (for example) call one “an amazing helper” to encourage him to live up to his potential and pitch in more. Or call another “so quiet and considerate” to give her the pull toward regulating volume. Perhaps Fox thinks referring to Bob as a nice person will motivate him to live up to the label. He’ll soon learn there’s no potential for kindness in MovieBob.

 

[Beltboy]

Doritos just taste better if they are made by robots.

Tbf, the working class is going to find new jobs eventually when automation sets in.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Even the teachers of Coastal Elites don't support the ironfisted rule of the CDC:

There's always an excuse or some scapegoat to prove that he is never in the wrong.

"Am I the one out of touch? No! It must be the ultra rich, hippy drippy, Steve Jobs zen elites that are causing the downfall of both a teacher's union and the state of New York!"

I checked the heads of this union and it's two white guys, a woman, and a black guy. I'm sure that will somehow affect Bob's calculus.

 

[JayHarrison]

Bob the tough guy is adept at punching Nazis:
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If Moviebob were to actually start punching Nazis, it would look something like this...

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Again Bobby misses the point. The point is that, just as we shouldn't care about the sex and age of a political commentator, we shouldn't care whether he is a washed-up stand-upper or a basement-dwelling Mario worshipper either. We are supposed to judge the person's opinion on its own merits.

Another hypocrisy from Moviebob here. Remember Covington Catholic student Nick Sandmann, who was about 20 years younger than Bob? Bob took no issues cursing Sandmann out, despite the fact that Sandmann did absolutely nothing wrong nor illegal.

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Moviebob: "Are you asksing me if a man verbally assaulting a woman because he claims she owes him something...?"

Double dose of Moviebob hypocrisy today, folks, because he does this all... the... freakin... time!

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I'd rather take the far-Right American populist's opinions over Moviebob's opinions, anyday, anytime, anywhere. The populist's opinions I take with a pinch of salt; nothing could possibly make Bob's Hitlerian opinions palatable.

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Even the teachers of Coastal Elites don't support the ironfisted rule of the CDC:
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So the New York State United Teachers are finally considering taking the red pill...

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Doritos just taste better if they are made by robots.
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For being such a devotee of technofascism, Moviebob's mental hard drive either has the capacity of a 5.25" floppy disk (320KB) or has several megabites of storage that get reformatted on an hourly basis. Either way, those data sectors have been corrupted to the point he doesn't remember anything he's actually written. Bob has REPEATEDLY called for automation of manual labor... and yes, there are several manual labor jobs at food production facilities such as Frito-Lay.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Bob the tough guy is adept at punching Nazis:
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Again Bobby misses the point. The point is that, just as we shouldn't care about the sex and age of a political commentator, we shouldn't care whether he is a washed-up stand-upper or a basement-dwelling Mario worshipper either. We are supposed to judge the person's opinion on its own merits.

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"Effete" doesn't mean "effeminate"; it is not a homophobic slur.
And I don't have the clown brain to figure out how "deepthroat Pelosi" is "transphobic".

Let's see how the convo between Bobby and Fox G Green goes:
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The next episode promises to be explosive. Stay tuned.

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Even the teachers of Coastal Elites don't support the ironfisted rule of the CDC:
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Doritos just taste better if they are made by robots.
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On Seth McFarlane and Tucker Carlson
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(In case you are interested in how Family Guy has spread white racism, here's Robin D'Angelo's video)

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Fortunately, I DO speak fucking smoothbrained crayon-eating, blue-curtain-analyzing galaxy brain ingsoc, so I can tell you why they think the 'Deepthroating Pelosi' is "transphobic".

In order to (literally) "deepthroat" Pelosi, Pelosi would need to have a penis. Pelosi currently presents as female. So basically they're insinuating that the other person that made the comment about "deepthroating pelosi" is calling Pelosi a chick with a dick, when she's bio cis female, therefore that's "Transphobic" because they're making fun of a METAPHORICAL act that literally has nothing to do with whether the person has a penis or not, and heaven forbid that someone make a metaphor that involves body parts a person doesn't have. And since "conservatives" don't believe chix with dix are women, and since the metaphor implies that sucking Pelosi's "dick" is bad (in a sexual way even though it's a metaphor, not literal) that's evidence of transphobia. And honestly, I feel my brain getting smoother every minute by the fact I can unravel this.

Robin D'Angelo being smoothbrained and crayon-eatingly blue curtain analyzing about comedy is a day ending in Y.

Blobbert: "Why no I don't want the working class obliterated, I just want them to be sitting on their asses all day on UBI". That the ROBOTS will pay for, eh Blobby?

 

[Meat Target]

I just want them to be sitting on their asses all day on UBI". That the ROBOTS will pay for, eh Blobby?

And who will maintain the robots? Lemme guess: Blubber thinks they'll be self-repairing thanks to the power of Sooperiah Fyootchah.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Notably, the Prophet of Truth from Halo has a lot in common with Bob.

Never played. Hold on, let me become a Bob level superexpert:

(Opens wiki.)

(He) was on the Roll of Celibates, a list of San'Shyuum not allowed to breed due to their weak genes.

Ahhhahhahahahahahaa!

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

And who will maintain the robots? Lemme guess: Blubber thinks they'll be self-repairing thanks to the power of Sooperiah Fyootchah.

He thinks it'll be recursive. Robots repairing themselves all the way down the line.

 

[NynchLiggers]

Maybe individuals like Movieblob are the reason why certain normiecons hate big gubermint.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

I have a random question, why is it that whenever people like Bob come up with a ideal world it’s always fucked up?

Why is it that when these idiots create a fantasy world it’s always some messed up dystopia?

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

I have a random question, why is it that whenever people like Bob come up with a fantasy world it’s always fucked up?

Why is it that when these idiots create a fantasy world it’s always some messed up dystopia?

The only difference between utopia and dystopia is the point-of-view character's place in it.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

The only difference between utopia and dystopia is the point-of-view character's place in it.

You do have a point about perspective but Bob’s idea about a better world is just him in power and the world being the way he wants it.

Which would be bad considering this is a manchild who has had fantasies about genocide.

 

[Flexo]

And who will maintain the robots? Lemme guess: Blubber thinks they'll be self-repairing thanks to the power of Sooperiah Fyootchah.

I ain't paying for anybody!