Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[UserAccess]

He would shove down the happy pills because he's a self admitted miserable person.

Like no joke, this is just a random sample of a search through his Twitter feed for the term.
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And I found one tweet about his dad that is... interesting.
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Look at the amazing logic at play here.

"Do your core beliefs make you feel satisfied? Are you productive? Accomplished? Do you feel joy and delight?

I'm Moviebob, and you should read the 50 tweets I make per day about how you're wrong about all of that and must adopt a life of constant arrogant misery instead."

 

[Quixotic Man]

So instead of posting pictures of Bob in costumes to dunk on his manchildness, is it more acceptable to post excerpts from his book?

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

And I found one tweet about his dad that is... interesting.

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "Missing my father more than us…

archived 4 Aug 2021 17:47:42 UTC

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Archiving the shit out of this. So your dad would have been one of the very people you've been calling to be rounded up, processed, denied amenities and voting rights, and never to be seen again...and you "feel like that'd be a weird comfort"? Take note of the date, March 21, 2020. This is right at the start of the lockdowns in the states. I wonder how much his tune has changed or would he be all like "it'd be okay when MY family goes against everything I'm screaming at people (on twitter) to do. It's kinda cute when you think about it."

I checked the comments to see what conversation was goin on. There are 5 total but only three are showing, and those are all from troons. Only Luke reaches out to comfort Bob. The other two are not as nice with one almost saying "Gramps was all the worst -ists and I'm kinda glad he's dead"

If this came out a year later, with the same exact wording, I can only imagine the amount of coping and seething and dilating that would be going on.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

We called it, literally years ago, that Bob is plagued by daddy issues and all the rage he spews at his daddy proxies comes back to that trauma. Somehow it escaped my notice that he confirmed it by tweet over a year ago. Still, good to know.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

We called it, literally years ago, that Bob is plagued by daddy issues and all the rage he spews at his daddy proxies comes back to that trauma. Somehow it escaped my notice that he confirmed it by tweet over a year ago. Still, good to know.

It seems that a lot of these losers have family issues.

 

[Koby_Fish]

It seems that a lot of these losers have family issues.

half of it all makes me wonder if some of these troons troon out because grandpa/daddy/grandma/mommy/uncle chester molester was a huge racist shitting on the bleks and browns all day long and they really wanna piss them off, and the best solution they could come up with is, "trooning out! That's PERFECT!" because before that point they're not a woman that could date a black man instead to piss off a niggo-hating daddy/grandpa/whatever. (Or they double down, become troon lesbun, then date a black WOMAN).

Hell, I know a black (not african-american, but immigrated straight outta africa) woman who was dated by a man to piss off his racist parents.

 

[Akashic Retard]

Benevolent corporatocracy.

Otherwise known as fascism

 

[A Very Big Fish]

So out of the two parents, Papa Bobert seems to be the lucky one. At least he doesn't have to watch his children continue to be such fuck ups.

 

[Flexo]

The best thing about covid are the FREE STUFF!

Dammit Bobby...

If everyone is inside, HOW ARE YOU GETTING FREE SHIT???

Kissing two boots -- Big Pharma and Big Tech -- in one post:



I hope there are a consumer boycott against cinemas who don't turn away unvaxed ticket-holders. This is what Bobby wants,

The hypocrisy in these two posts was so bad I'm suing @Positron for whiplash injuries.

Bobby's Angels. Nymphomachy has started his conquest of the literary world:

Do it! So then we can laugh when it sells 4 copies.

We called it, literally years ago, that Bob is plagued by daddy issues and all the rage he spews at his daddy proxies comes back to that trauma. Somehow it escaped my notice that he confirmed it by tweet over a year ago. Still, good to know.

With people like Bob it makes you wonder if their parents were really that bad, or if the subject in question is like Cartman and describing any punishment as Auswitch. [sp?]

 

[Judge Dredd]

I honestly can't keep up with everything happening lately, has Blobert weighed in on Chris-chan yet?

Not that I know of. At the moment Chris is begging for money, Bob bought a drone, and Bob wants the obsoletes dragged out of their home and murdered forced to take vaccines while businesses refuse to open to prevent them from violating lock-downs. ...except for movie theatres, they need to be opened asap so the masses can consoom capeshit.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Not that I know of. At the moment Chris is begging for money, Bob bought a drone, and Bob wants the obsoletes dragged out of their home and murdered forced to take vaccines while businesses refuse to open to prevent them from violating lock-downs. ...except for movie theatres, they need to be opened asap so the masses can consoom capeshit.

Good to know some things in this crazy world haven't changed.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Every time Bob tries to talk down to Glenn Greenwald I wanna slap him upside the back of the head. One quick glance at their careers will tell whose smarter and more accomplished.

I agree with your sentiment but really this is all that was needed.

"Every time Bob tries to talk I wanna slap him upside the back of the head."

 

[Mr. Duck]

I honestly can't keep up with everything happening lately, has Blobert weighed in on Chris-chan yet?

Unless one of his angels comments about it, i doubt he'll say anything.

Not that I know of. At the moment Chris is begging for money, Bob bought a drone, and Bob wants the obsoletes dragged out of their home and murdered forced to take vaccines while businesses refuse to open to prevent them from violating lock-downs. ...except for movie theatres, they need to be opened asap so the masses can consoom capeshit.

Don't you get it?, movie theater clerks are the backbone of America's economy, a true 21st century industry!

 

[thismanlies]

Dammit Bobby...

If everyone is inside, HOW ARE YOU GETTING FREE SHIT???

The hypocrisy in these two posts was so bad I'm suing @Positron for whiplash injuries.

Do it! So then we can laugh when it sells 4 copies.

And as Sister Mary smoked her meth pipe, she saw a crowd gather outside of her church. It was here she locked eyes with a young, purple crack addict with numerous gender pronouns. Guided by the meth, she tore her habit off and ran outside. It was here they fucked in the middle of the street while their black clad comrades peacefully burned the church to the ground.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

With people like Bob it makes you wonder if their parents were really that bad, or if the subject in question is like Cartman and describing any punishment as [Auschwitz].

Unpopular opinion: If someone experienced their parent’s treatment as traumatic, it doesn’t matter if it was “really that bad” from anyone else’s viewpoint. The person needs to seek treatment and repair themselves, or they’ll keep hanging onto all the destructive coping mechanisms they relied on to get through their experience of feeling traumatized. Comparing one trauma to another is worse than useless when you’re trying to help someone (including yourself) repair and make better choices. It actually harms efforts to improve. (There’s also a huge cultural misunderstanding of what trauma is; it’s not just getting raped or kidnapped or trapped in a burning building. Any situation where a person does not have the ability to cope with the reality while self-regulating their feelings is experienced as a trauma. Even yelling at kids can be traumatic to them depending on the situation.)

Whether or not the parent needs to be dealt with in any way is another matter beyond the scope of this comment. But in general, it’s crucial that the trauma sufferer keep their focus on what they can do to recover. Focusing on people we can’t control is a distraction from doing the work of self-repair. It’s what Bob has been doing literally 24/7/365 for over a decade, and look how it’s worked out for him.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

I honestly can't keep up with everything happening lately, has Blobert weighed in on Chris-chan yet?

I suspect he probably doesn’t even know who Chris is. Bob is extremely out of touch with anything that could be considered counter-culture.

 

[cancermonger]

I have the feeling that movieblob doesn't have any morals himself (judging by his sociopathic tendencies) and all his opinions are just him trying to virtue signal.

also the AOC lives rent free in his head, huh?

 

[JayHarrison]

As I said, "You're So Vain" is the theme song of AOC. Here someone points out her hypocrisy -- she is only in protests for photo-ops opportunity:
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I agree, people who are emotionally invested in politicians is no different from Disney fanboys.

"...now you're gonna have teh neoliberalism on your auro like FOREVER, bro..."
--Moviebob, self-professed neoliberal shill and technofascist dandy

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The best thing about covid are the FREE STUFF!
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Dear Moviebob:

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Is there a single thing that isn't the GOP's fault?
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Don't go blaming Donald Trump for these lockdowns, you grotesque, gargantuan ghoul! Many of these likely to happen in areas where rental and leasing fees are astronomical, many of which are in blue, Democrat-run jurisdictions.

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Kissing two boots -- Big Pharma and Big Tech -- in one post:
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Moviebob cares only about one person: Moviebob. But we all already knew that.

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I hope there are a consumer boycott against cinemas who don't turn away unvaxed ticket-holders. This is what Bobby wants,

Failure awaits those who succumb to the Moviebob's will.

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When it comes to insider scoop on geopolitics and Asian-led movies, there is only one person you can turn to:
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To paraphrase Mark Twain, "It is better to have people believe you're a fool than to be a Moviebob and remove all doubt."

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Step 1: Shut down the entire economy.
Step 2: ?
Step 3: Everything is delivered for free.

Step 4: bailout mega companies.
Step 5: mega corporations crush all other businesses.
Step 6: superior future.

Step 7: Forcibly move everyone out of Midwest states (spcifically those that voted red in both 2016 and 2020)
Step 8: Render staid states completely uninhabitable and unarable
Step 9: "Space, here I come!"

 

[Captain Marvelous]

It is common for authors to tackle complex themes with fiction where it's easier to understand, but these dumbasses watch Super Sentai and think it's Tolkien and makes them think they have 200IQ.

Remember when actual Toei producer Shinichiro Shirakura literally once said he thought the modern Kamen Riders were boring, and he planned to help them "get their fangs back" with his ultra-violent, incredibly gory, super depressing, 2EDGY4U reboot of Kamen Rider Amazon?

If anyone ever wonders what Bob would be like he was successful, just watch a few episodes of Kamen Rider Amazons and you can tell how pretentious Shirakura is and how he views superheroes.

"Cuomo needs to resign because some people accused him of sexual assault. Also, Biden should stay despite someone accusing him of sexual assault because I disagree with his accuser."

Don't forget the nursing home scandal the media ignored last year.

Bob likes to pretend he's above that kind of internet lolcow drama.

Besides, Bob already has his own Chris to deal with.

 

[Flexo]

Hey Bobby! What was that you were saying about thinkers and believers again??

The Young And Secular Are Least Vaccinated, Not Evangelicals

(ANALYSIS) According to surveys by Data for Progress, more young Americans with no religious affiliation (called “nones”) resisted vaccines this summer than evangelicals, but the media has focused on vaccine hesitancy within evangelicals. Here’s what the data shows.

religionunplugged.com

Unpopular opinion: If someone experienced their parent’s treatment as traumatic, it doesn’t matter if it was “really that bad” from anyone else’s viewpoint. The person needs to seek treatment and repair themselves, or they’ll keep hanging onto all the destructive coping mechanisms they relied on to get through their experience of feeling traumatized. Comparing one trauma to another is worse than useless when you’re trying to help someone (including yourself) repair and make better choices. It actually harms efforts to improve. (There’s also a huge cultural misunderstanding of what trauma is; it’s not just getting raped or kidnapped or trapped in a burning building. Any situation where a person does not have the ability to cope with the reality while self-regulating their feelings is experienced as a trauma. Even yelling at kids can be traumatic to them depending on the situation.)

Whether or not the parent needs to be dealt with in any way is another matter beyond the scope of this comment. But in general, it’s crucial that the trauma sufferer keep their focus on what they can do to recover. Focusing on people we can’t control is a distraction from doing the work of self-repair. It’s what Bob has been doing literally 24/7/365 for over a decade, and look how it’s worked out for him.

This is when I wish we had a "Yes, but..." rating or something.

You're not wrong, but it's also easy for a lot of kids to quickly embrace any refusal of their whims as "traumatic abuse" if they can gain something from it. Like Jonathan Haidt (I think) pointed out: kids in college engage in the exact opposite of cognitive behavioral therapy and do things to make them MORE fragile, not less.

Then again I am also growing suspicious of mental health professionals who seem to be doing exactly what everyone used to accuse pharmaceutical companies of.