Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I don't go to Mass for the "fellowship" of standing around in the car park of my church after Mass and asking Joe if his son's going to come again next week, or listening to Sister Petunia tell a joke she saw on Facebook. I go there to worship God. If I wanted to go somewhere for "fellowship", I'd go to my local youth club and play ping pong with my friends.

The purpose of religion is to worship God. If you don't have God, all religion becomes is an altar, a few candles, a pack of wheat crackers, some wine, an oddly shaped building and a bloke in robes. All of those are worthless without God, and an attempt to offer a "Mass" in the name of Iron Man is just going to be a blasphemous and stupid larp.

I also find it funny how Bob thinks moral codes can and should change. If you want to argue that morality is determined by society, then why does all the evidence show that the same natural law applies across societies? No matter whether you look at American Indians, or Yorubas, or medieval Frenchmen, they have the same moral foundations; honour your father and mother, don't murder, don't commit adultery, don't steal, don't bear false witness, don't covet others' possessions - which are incidentally seven of the Ten Commandments.
Will someone please show me some evidence for the existence of a "feminine priestly class"? The majority of prehistoric societies were patriarchal societies (because men are stronger than women) and worshipped two gods; a sky father and an earth mother. You can see examples of these gods in a lot of pagan religion - Gaia and Pachamama are both earth mothers, Jupiter and Ukko are both sky fathers - and to the best of my knowledge whatever priestesses existed only worshipped female goddesses.

If Bob's trotting out the "Jehovah was actually just the head of the Hebew pantheon" myth, then why can nobody point to any Hebrew scriptures that mention any other gods? If the Pentateuch is a collection of Hebrew mythology, then surely there would be variants somewhere of the Pentateuch that mention other gods?
Degrowth is a sensible idea if it is coupled with localism and a move away from globalised capitalism. In other words, it makes sense for individuals to reduce their carbon footprint by, for instance, not flying if, and only if, that's coupled with a more general transition towards people eating locally-grown food, buying locally-grown products, and away from just getting the latest iCrap off Amazon every year. Moviebob's belief that degrowth and the system that allows him to drink PBR and pretend he's working are somehow compatible is not a sensible idea.

As I've mentioned before I hold some quite hardline views when it comes to the climate. This doesn't mean that I can't call out Moviebob's "environmentalist" views (which are really just him parroting what he believes the Green New Deal says) for the consumerist nonsense they are.
And what are you going to do with all the people you just laid off? Automation will kill off white-collar jobs just as quickly as it kills off working-class jobs, and you'll end up with a large proportion of your population on the dole.

Yes, yes, I know, you think UBI will fix it. In the UK, a livable wage (and bear in mind this is "what you can survive on", not "what you can live comfortably on" is something like £12k to £15k a year. If you automate all those jobs you'll need to pay that to about 50% of the UK population - so you'll need to pay £408 billion a year in UBI, at the very least. I have no idea where Moviebob thinks that money will come from but if he seriously wants to automate those jobs he'd better think of some way of getting it or find himself on the wrong end of a revolution.
> anarchism is compatible with the capitalist mode of production

Not when your local Antifags put a brick through your shop window it isn't.
 
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Reminder that Birds of Prey was creamed by The Sonic Movie at the box office and probably caused WB to lose money.
Chris is fucking delusional. Remember that he wants to believe that Ghostbusters 2016 was an objectively great film despite the fact that it was an abject failure with the (true) fans and audiences in general. Birds of Prey--at best--broke even, but as you say, most likely lost money for WB so the chances of a sequel are nil. DC would be wise to ignore "the Chippa" as they are doing now.

As for Bob replacing the old god(s) with their new Disney-sponsored capeshit, yeah, that is mind-numbingly stupid and goes against the ethos of Marvel as envisioned by Stan, Jack, and Steve. The Marvel heroes were made to be the everyman that the audience could better relate to. The Fantastic Four being a dysfunctional family, Spider-Man having to worry about paying rent, and even Iron Man's alcoholism were all examples of that. Thor would be the exception as he was inspired by Norse mythology, especially when Walt Simonson took over in the 1980s. One could argue that the DC heroes were more godlike. Superman borrowed elements from Moses and Samson while incorporating the "sky god" archetype. Wonder Woman's mythos tied into Greek mythology and the Flash borrowed heavily from Hermes/Mercury in design since the 40s. HOWEVER, no one in their right mind would view superheroes as actual gods and it profoundly disturbs me to see how Bob looks at consumption of corporate gruel as a religious experience.
 
Going all the way back to his childhood, from what we've seen in Brick By Brick, having the stuff he likes be popular with the general populace is very important to him.

I think he uses that as a substitute for social acceptance.

He couldn't stop gloating when the Wii was out, and it was the most popular thing in gaming for a few years. Then the Wii U era hit, and Bob was hand wringing about how unpopular it was, and declared that this may be the final generation of consoles, because he can see no way forward without Nintendo being top dog.

Jordan Peterson (yeah, I know) had this interesting quote that is related to celluloid film stock Rober:

“Much of what we consider healthy mental function is the result of our ability to use the reactions of others to keep our complex selves functional. We outsource the problem of our sanity.”
 
Bob's obsessiveness with the MCU is creepy as all fuck.

Most people have brief conversations about these movie. "Did you see the new Avengers? It was pretty great, I think they are going to have Magneto in the next one. I'll see it when it comes out." And maybe they buy a figurine of Iron Man to decorate their desk with. They don't commune with spirit of Feige every night like you do. They don't even do the perfunctory weekly mass. They treat entertainment nothing like religion.

No one should base their moral code on Super Heroes, because Super Heroes are at their core, vigilantes. Due process exists for a reason, and people that take the law into their own hand aren't usually paragons of virtue in real life, they are delusional maniacs.
 
God is dead, and the post-gods killed Him. You don't even have to go cold turkey on your lethal old religion: just pick up the Diet version -- consoomer fandom -- and you're saved!
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I really can't express how dumb Bob is on religion. Like it's the kind of dumb that can only result from self-infliction. So I'm going to attempt to recreate him here, only using computers this time in the hope that even if you're not that religious yourself, you can understand how dumb this is.

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See, we understand now that computers are really all about the fairies that live in the hard drive and have organized into two different gangs, the Ones and Zeroes. Now we're smart enough to know that the Zeroes are bad and you need to help the Ones defeat them by providing regular supplies from your flash drives (having outgrown the crude supply runs of the DVD era).

Now everyone can be a computer programmer because we can all recognize how to treat fairies well so they'll respond to us as we intend, allowing for a proliferation of unimaginably advance tech around the world given that we no longer have to worry ourselves with overbreeding fairies and causing an ecological backlash that would overthrow society.

Now I'm not saying every smart phone is perfect, but only pointing out how each of us now carries a small army of fae in our pockets instead of locking them up in their own sealed off room in the house like we did when I was a kid.
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I hope the above has caused you as much pain as Bob's tweets caused me.
 
I'm gonna guess Bob's assertion of a female priestly class is drawn from the debunked Witch Cult hypothesis by Margaret Murray (which itself is the foundation of Wicca lol and Wiccans still propagate that hokum). It's been debunked for decades but hey, I'm not a great "thinker" like Bob.
 
We had some quality spergouts during our downtime. Bob got into a fight with the water buffalo for saying something that was honestly mildly reasonable for someone like him.
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He then continued retweeting responses to a spergout from conservative pundit Kurt Schlichter.
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What did Kurt say that got Bob so worked up? Essentially stuff Bopb says all the time but this time geared towards the left.
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But this spergout was the best:
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You are not working class. You earn about $45,000 a year. You get to choose what hours you work and don't have to do any physical labour. You are privileged compared to working-class people.
What Bob's implying here is that smart people inherently support globalism and opening the borders for the benefit of Jeff Bezos because he supports it and he thinks he's smart.

Do I need to point out that not being able to see from other people's perspectives is a symptom of autism?
> be exceptional

Believe me, Bob, you're already an exceptional individual.
 
What fucking rights do trannies not have?
"well, you see, friendo, troons don't have the same right to use the bathroom/locker room they present as, or to not get fucking murdered by a john guy that went out with them and suddenly discovered the pre-op twigs and berries/unnatural stink ditch in a trans-panic, or not get fired for being troon, or have their birth certificate rewritten to change history/reality like everybody else, or not get bullied!" - Bob, probably
 
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We had some quality spergouts during our downtime. Bob got into a fight with the water buffalo for saying something that was honestly mildly reasonable for someone like him.
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He then continued retweeting responses to a spergout from conservative pundit Kurt Schlichter.
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What did Kurt say that got Bob so worked up? Essentially stuff Bopb says all the time but this time geared towards the left.
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But this spergout was the best:
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So much!

I love how you put it all together too.

* Bob's weird defense of the bankrupt elite as becoming more diverse against a Marxist getting red pilled.

* Kurt embarrassing last name uses working class. Leading to Mr. I make shitty videos and grift money off tards to describe himself as working class. Last I checked he has a college degree. In film I think, but still.

* I haven't met many working class people who defend globalization as 'it's just a few jobs'. They tend to get pissed at that shit.

Man, it's great to have the Farms back. I needed a laugh.
 
We had some quality spergouts during our downtime. Bob got into a fight with the water buffalo for saying something that was honestly mildly reasonable for someone like him.


But this spergout was the best:
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Fatso was just bragging about how much better he was doing financially a month or so ago.

Also:
>not a fringe case
>youtube is my job
 
Bob's entire world is his basement hovel or--at best--the open sewer that we call the state of Massachusetts. What does he really know about the lives of someone living in Subsaharan Africa, South America, or Southeastern Asia? Jack shit, and Jack left town. Globalization is not making their lives better and is most likely making their lives much worse as the West exports their pollution there as China exploits them for their resources in what we could call Colonization 2.0. But why would Bob care as long as he can go to McDonalds and watch whatever gruel Dinsey passes for entertainment? What makes his long-winded tweets even more egregiously idiotic that he is a cultural parasite. He built his own career on taking apart other people's work while contributing nothing to culture as a whole. For all his talk of obsolescence, he fails to realize that is but one minnow in an ocean full of critics and another minnow--likely with greater talent--would rush in to take his place because he is that worthless as a semi-sentient being.

Odin help me. I've wasted even breath on the ceaseless idiocy of Bob Chipman, but the fact that there are people that actually listen to him makes me dread the future of mankind.
 
All these fucking do nothings that pray for communism because their careers are non existent and they make tips on hipster welfare don't understand that they're the absolute definition of bourgeoisie and would be among the first put into the work camps of the corporate gulag that would arise from an American based communist party stamping Mickey Mouse on license plates and dog tags.

It'd be funny if it weren't so sad.
 
Bob made Cenk seem reasonable by comparison (and to be perfectly fair to Cenk, I feel like supporting bipartisan anti-corporatism isn't a bad take, stopped clocks and all that). But Bob the Eternal Consoomer will rally around the corporate dicks for the big megacorp gangbang, forever.

Also, if Bob's a worker I'm the Pope.
 
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