Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

  • Total voters
    1,451
Status
Not open for further replies.
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Winner
Reactions: Woe-B-Gon (TM), Homegrown Homophobia, Adamska and 11 others
  • Winner
  • Like
Reactions: Walrus and Carpenter, Adamska, cypocryphy and 7 others
Positron said:
This is the wedding Chris's just been. Sarah was a bridemaid:
View attachment 2471146

View attachment 2471147 View attachment 2471149
View attachment 2471150 View attachment 2471151

View attachment 2471153

View attachment 2471156View attachment 2471159

View attachment 2471158 View attachment 2471162

Chris was in his element.
Click to expand...
who the fuck got married?
*checks 7th pic*
Is that....is that a troon bridesmaid?! Or just a brick house of a woman that got a double mastectomy after brest kan-sir?
 
  • Horrifying
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Oh Long Johnson, Sexy Senior Citizen, Troonologist PhD and 4 others
Grumpy Pickle Rick said:
Hey guys, you know how Bob rants about the ‘superior future’ and his robot body? I noticed this is a trend for a lot of people. Especially lolcows and sjws.

They all seem to think technology and science will someday fix all their problems. But what I don’t understand is why?

Why do they believe that science will fix their problems?
Click to expand...
Because they're too lazy to do it themselves. Also, there's a lot of people, like Bob, who conflate science with magic because they're too dumb to know the difference. So they assume some day, magical science will come along and make everything better.
RainwaterDrop said:
The weird thing is even Blobert could get laid without being famous, there are plenty of fatties out there after all and his own brother is a parent. He could have gotten some pussy back at his golden days when he still held a job as a movie critic and wasn't as disliked as he is now too! There is a good chance he did, actually! Blobert might not be an actual virgin, but he surely is a mental one lol
Click to expand...
I doubt it. Yes, if Bob lowered his standards and went for someone like Sarah, he'd have gotten laid by now. He might have even found someone he liked enough to marry.

But he believes even though he's fat and ugly, he deserves a girl way beyond his level.
Koby_Fish said:
I'm going out on a limb here and suggesting that Bob's "ex" (based on the emphasis on "HERE" - which IMO means Twitter) is in fact the Hotdog Abortion.
Click to expand...
Same. It's like when he overstates his importance, like saying he works in tech and film because he posts videos on YouTube. Technically it's kind of true if you stretch it far enough.
 
  • Agree
  • Winner
Reactions: Flexo, Sexy Senior Citizen, Troonologist PhD and 2 others
A Very Big Fish said:
The thought of Bob having sex with a woman horrifies me. Could you imagine being a woman and having Robertus Cinematicus climbing on top of you, reeking of Mountain Dew basted chicken and an average amount of McDonalds?

There are some things man was not meant to imagine.
Click to expand...
Reminds me of this dialogue from Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me:

Austin Powers: "How could you do it [intercourse with Fat Bastard]?"

Felicity Shagwell: "I was just doing my duty, Austin."

Austin Powers: "No, I mean, literally, HOW could you do it? He's so fat, the sheer mechanics of it are mind-boggling."
 
Last edited:
  • Winner
  • Like
Reactions: Boston Brand, EnemyStand, Adamska and 11 others
Koby_Fish said:
who the fuck got married?
*checks 7th pic*
Is that....is that a troon bridesmaid?! Or just a brick house of a woman that got a double mastectomy after brest kan-sir?
Click to expand...
I don't think that is a troon. It is hard to tell with the flowers in the way. But she just looks like she has small tits.
 
  • Agree
  • Optimistic
Reactions: Sexy Senior Citizen, Troonologist PhD, Koby_Fish and 2 others
Godzilla@1989 said:
How sad is it that today’s adults have focus more on buying plastic toys than saving money for their children’s education and house payments.
Click to expand...
I doubt those modern adult even have kids to begin with. They probably live in a squalid hoarder's den with many feral animals they took in.

Hmmm... you know what? I think I described many lolcows on this site. Hitting many birds with one stone indeed.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
  • DRINK!
Reactions: TowinKarz, Adamska, Flexo and 6 others
  • Agree
  • Like
  • Winner
Reactions: Boston Brand, Gutpuke, Adamska and 4 others
Arthur Morgan said:
Because they're too lazy to do it themselves. Also, there's a lot of people, like Bob, who conflate science with magic because they're too dumb to know the difference. So they assume some day, magical science will come along and make everything better.
Click to expand...
on top of that, when you've seen shit go from vacuum tubes and NOR chips the size of a thumb to, for example, getting butt hurt about the fact people keep playing the same fucking moon druid deck, over and over again, on mobile magic the gathering, that you are playing against people all over the world on a device smaller and lighter than an actual card deck, connected through satellites, the idea that we're doing the same for flesh and blood seems natural.

The difference is we don't allow the computer engineers into the hospitals without an armed escort. And for all the advances they could make, it's not going to reach movie bob.
 
  • Winner
  • Like
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Adamska, Sexy Senior Citizen, Flexo and 5 others
  • Like
  • Horrifying
Reactions: Woe-B-Gon (TM), mandatorylurk, Sexy Senior Citizen and 6 others
A Very Big Fish said:
The thought of Bob having sex with a woman horrifies me. Could you imagine being a woman and having Robertus Cinematicus climbing on top of you, reeking of Mountain Dew basted chicken and an average amount of McDonalds?

There are some things man was not meant to imagine.
Click to expand...
This is the first thing I thought of when confronted with the image of Bob having sex.
 
  • Horrifying
Reactions: Ralph Barnhardt, Neko GF, Chad Holdenford and 5 others
AirdropShitposts said:
Mega Man did have an animated series that did have an associated toy series, Robert. Mega Man 3/4 was too late to be a "global franchise in the 80s" considering 3 came out in 1990. 3 is the best selling of the original NES Mega Man games and it sold a whopping one million copies. Nowhere close to TMNT-level gigantic.
Click to expand...
Whoa! Who are you, the president of business or something? I think Robert's Alternative Media for Remedial Students degree from the University of Walgreens on Fernwood Avenue has some unkind words for you, sir. His six-year, sub 2.2 GPA non-business degree says he's the expert here, not your facts and data.
 
  • Like
  • Feels
Reactions: RainwaterDrop, make_it_so, Ralph Barnhardt and 10 others
AirdropShitposts said:
Mega Man did have an animated series that did have an associated toy series, Robert. Mega Man 3/4 was too late to be a "global franchise in the 80s" considering 3 came out in 1990. 3 is the best selling of the original NES Mega Man games and it sold a whopping one million copies. Nowhere close to TMNT-level gigantic.
Click to expand...
And both the Ruby-Spears Mega Man and the accompanying Bandai toy lines were failures. Maybe it could've been bigger sensation if Capcom went with a Japanese animation studio like Toei or Tatsunoko instead of the bargain bin Hanna-Barbera (I mention Tatsunoko because Neo-Human Casshan was one of Keiji Inafune's inspirations.) But if I had to guess, it was in part because Mega Man was a third party character who was never quite on par with Mario or Sonic when it came to public recognition.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Informative
Reactions: Boston Brand, EnemyStand, Fanatical Pragmatist and 7 others
Boom Boss said:
Fucking a hooker and then fucking his dementia ridden mom doesn't mean he was successful.
Click to expand...
Like I said, fucking someone is not that great an achievement especially when those two acts fall into it.
blablabla said:
Of course Blobbo simps for the WWE at their brokest creative point ever like the drooling inbred retard white trash mongoloid that he is
Click to expand...
Despite Vinnie Mac's workplace being as much a capitalist nightmare as any communist's strawman could describe too.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: Fanatical Pragmatist, Adamska, make_it_so and 4 others
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back