Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Chris constantly feels like shit and is depressed literally every day. Has he considered the fact that his only hobby is chugging liquid depressants? Go to a fucking AA meeting, dude.

Also, I missed out on the smart fridge boasting at the time, but it looks like they’re still breastfeeding at least one of their kids. Isn’t the youngest almost four?

EDIT: Holy shit, that breast milk is labeled with a 2018 date. They actually moved years-old breast milk from their old fridge and into the new one. JFC these people are disgusting.


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Medela pouches and bottles with same logo for reference:

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Also there appears to be a Golliwog on the shelf. Chris Chipman’s refrigerator is racist.

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I picture Bob's Hell will be like an exaggerated version of the life he lives now.
There’s an idea that hell is being shown what your life would have been if you’d been able to get over yourself. Bob will be in for a world of pain.

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Yes, Bob, you suck. I’ll check back in a year’s time when you’ll be due to inadvertently show another glimmer of self-awareness.
 
Chris constantly feels like shit and is depressed literally every day. Has he considered the fact that his only hobby is chugging liquid depressants? Go to a fucking AA meeting, dude.

Also, I missed out on the smart fridge boasting at the time, but it looks like they’re still breastfeeding at least one of their kids. Isn’t the youngest almost four?

EDIT: Holy shit, that breast milk is labeled with a 2018 date. They actually moved years-old breast milk from their old fridge and into the new one. JFC these people are disgusting.


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Medela pouches and bottles with same logo for reference:

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Why the fuck would you not throw that shit away?
 
Chris constantly feels like shit and is depressed literally every day. Has he considered the fact that his only hobby is chugging liquid depressants? Go to a fucking AA meeting, dude.

Also, I missed out on the smart fridge boasting at the time, but it looks like they’re still breastfeeding at least one of their kids. Isn’t the youngest almost four?

EDIT: Holy shit, that breast milk is labeled with a 2018 date. They actually moved years-old breast milk from their old fridge and into the new one. JFC these people are disgusting.


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Medela pouches and bottles with same logo for reference:

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Also there appears to be a Golliwog on the shelf. Chris Chipman’s refrigerator is racist.

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There’s an idea that hell is being shown what your life would have been if you’d been able to get over yourself. Bob will be in for a world of pain.

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Yes, Bob, you suck. I’ll check back in a year’s time when you’ll be due to inadvertently show another glimmer of self-awareness.
funny how badly pixellated Kraft logos on a dark label trick the eyes like that.

Why the fuck would you not throw that shit away?
Either they've actually used them again continuously and just never changed the initial date (I think the youngest is hovering around 2?), or they're trying to make breast sour cream or some shit like that. Or they've repurposed the containers entirely and that ain't milk in there.
 
Either they've actually used them again continuously and just never changed the initial date (I think the youngest is hovering around 2?), or they're trying to make breast sour cream or some shit like that. Or they've repurposed the containers entirely and that ain't milk in there.
Either of these answers is equally disgusting.
 
Why does Bob insist that the things he likes have to be the most popular thing in the world? Why is he so goddamn insecure?

@NickDigger has a point but I think it also has to do with wanting to be accepted. I’m going to power level here and talk about someone I knew who was like Bob,

Back in my early college days I knew this nerdy young woman named angel who was very bossy, insecure and obnoxious. She would tell people what to do or how to think but the minute someone call her out on her bullshit, she would apologize or pretend their words didn’t hurt and walk away only to write about how much it did hurt in her fanfiction blog.

She would always write about how she acceptance and kindness. I could tell she wished she had cool friends like Sonic the Hedgehog or a boyfriend like Leonardo from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in real life.

(I’m serious, she would post stories about her fantasies like Bob does on Twitter.)

The point I’m trying to make is, I think the reason, people like Bob advocate for their nerdy interests to be popular is because they want love and acceptance.
 
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@NickDigger has a point but I think it also has to do with wanting to be accepted. I’m going to power level here and talk about someone I knew who was like Bob,

Back in my early college days I knew this nerdy young woman named angel who was very bossy, insecure and obnoxious. She would tell people what to do or how to think but the minute someone call her out on her bullshit, she would apologize or pretend their words didn’t hurt and walk away only to write about how much it did hurt in her fanfiction blog.

She would always how she wanted to be accepted and how she wished she had cool friends in real life like Sonic the Hedgehog or a boyfriend like Leonardo from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

(I’m serious, she would post stories about her fantasies like Bob does on Twitter.)

The point I’m trying to make is, I think the reason, people like Bob advocate for their nerdy interests to be popular is because they want acceptance.
Maybe you should introduce her and Bob to each other? Sounds like a match.
 
The point I’m trying to make is, I think the reason, people like Bob advocate for their nerdy interests to be popular is because they want acceptance.
They're the type of people that would unironically like this song from the "Queen of the Geeks", Felicia Day and find it empowering.

To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school
Now I'm the one that's cool
I'm the one that's cool
To all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule
Now I'm the one that's cool
I'm the one that's cool
 
Maybe you should introduce her and Bob to each other? Sounds like a match.
Ikr? 😅

But she is a lot like Bob only skinner and 10 years younger. She be 29 now.

They're the type of people that would unironically like this song from the "Queen of the Geeks", Felicia Day and find it empowering.

To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school
Now I'm the one that's cool
I'm the one that's cool
To all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule
Now I'm the one that's cool
I'm the one that's cool
Wow, just wow.

These people will never let go of high school, will they?
 
The point I’m trying to make is, I think the reason, people like Bob advocate for their nerdy interests to be popular is because they want acceptance.
They prefer to think that it’s their love of Mario or MCU that makes them rejectable, because making that stuff popular is a lot easier than fixing the character flaws and physical deformities that make them unlovable. Hell, the physical stuff is the easy work. And with a completely different personality (and corresponding bank account) in place, some woman somewhere would overlook it. But Bob and his ilk lack the courage required to work on themselves. So instead it’s “Rah-rah, REE-REE, MCU is life to me!”
 
Does it even fucking matter if Megaman is a big multimillion dollar franchise that's popular with normies?

Who fucking cares? Just play the goddamn games and enjoy them.

Why does Bob insist that the things he likes have to be the most popular thing in the world? Why is he so goddamn insecure?
Bob insists that the things he likes must be the most popular thing so he can feel like he is an elite who all the normies go to for his "expert" knowledge on nerdy stuff and feel superior to the mayo ghouls who bullied him in high school
 
Bob insists that the things he likes must be the most popular thing so he can feel like he is an elite who all the normies go to for his "expert" knowledge on nerdy stuff and feel superior to the mayo ghouls who bullied him in high school
It's a very pathetic and ultimately parasitic way of experiencing success, as you're basing it on the success and accomplishments of others rather than your own.

I mean, being generous, Bob ought to feel proud of the fact that he went to and graduated college, got to work for a publication, and that he's more or less getting paid to review or write about dumb movies, presumably something he enjoys.

But apparently that's not enough, and he has to vent his frustrations with daily calls for the extermination of the midwest.
 
I can rest easily knowing that even if I get executed in the killing fields of Iowa, Bob gets his robot body and superiyah fyoochah, and everything he loves becomes mainstream, he still won't be happy.
Even in that scenario, he won't get any poon through any method short of force. He may be able to purge his enemies, but standards will remain. That's why he'll remain unhappy.
 
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Ethan Ralph has had sex at least twice, so as horrifying as it might be it's not far fetched.
But... but Bob is an enlightened Male Feminist Ally (TM)!
How is it fair that an evil obsolete like Gunt can get laid while no m'ladies be Blobert's Princess Peach?

I am pretty sure I have said this before but Bob is a master of making his point completely obscure by being exceedingly verbose and hitting up the thesaurus.
Bob is also dumb, so he tries to use big words and over-explain his point to sound smart.
It never works, though.
 
It's a very pathetic and ultimately parasitic way of experiencing success, as you're basing it on the success and accomplishments of others rather than your own.

I mean, being generous, Bob ought to feel proud of the fact that he went to and graduated college, got to work for a publication, and that he's more or less getting paid to review or write about dumb movies, presumably something he enjoys.

But apparently that's not enough, and he has to vent his frustrations with daily calls for the extermination of the midwest.
It's not enough for him to have a good life. That's good for the average man. Not elites like Bob... in his mind.

A lot of his anger can be traced back to his inability to be happy with what he has, and his refusal to accept the true cause of the reason he doesn't have more. Himself.

If he had managed to marry Lindsay, he'd be upset he didn't marry a hotter chick. If he directed a movie that made triple its money back, the normies screwed him because they didn't give it blockbuster numbers. If he owned a house like the one Chris has, he'd be pissed he doesn't have a mansion.

And if he got his robot body, he'd find something to hate about that too.
 
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The gist of this diatribe is that Disney ain't sucking up China's balls and the Shang-Chi shit is about China posteuring for their public to show that they are harsh against Hollywood and the US, and Hollywood uses China as a excuse to not give into all the more radical changes in terms of diverse casting and progressive themes.

Also, the marketing people at Disney have andromeda brains are not marketing their movies to China, but to the future Asian Disapora that will happen and so getting ahead of the game.

I guess what Bobby means to say is "Disney cannot be sucking China's balls because China's policy is too capricious to follow". This argument makes no sense. First, erratic and seemingly ad-hoc as China's censorship is, there are a few things that stay constant: the depiction of ghosts and non-traditional supernatural beings is, and continues to be, a big no-no (China can readily cite this rule to keep out The Eternals, denying that they nurse a grudge against Chloe Zhao). Second, a capricious boss tend to keep their underlings on the toes. Facing China's ban-happy record, Disney is more likely to micromanage everything surrounding their products, including what the actors and staff say on social media, even what critics say in their reviews.

Still, Bobby is somewhat right in saying that China can't give two shit about Fu Manchau (Manchurians are at any rate the "indigenous other", if not the oppressors, for the Chinese anyway) -- but this is symptomatic of the SJW outrage movement anyway: SJWs are white-centric; what they rage at are exactly not the things that offend their pet coloreds.

BTW The lead-up to Bobby's diatribe did focus on Fu Manchau:
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(Pen.org thinkpiece)

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(Murphy's Multiverse review)

Chinky Capeshit has so much positive reviews that Disney can afford to be selective:
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Disney should have banned non-Yellow critics from attending press screenings...

... especially those who scream white trash, because they only care to consoom:
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Bobby's review (6:40 minutes)

Pigheadedly oblivious to his white privilege, Bobby reviews a Hong Kong flick (5 minutes)
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No sooner has Bobby calmed his tits about Chink Capeshit than he get excited about the next product:
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The American Taliban fights back:
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I don't think nimrods (hunters) are too happy to count Bobby among their rank either.

Let's ship the unvaccinated MAGA ghouls to Afghanistan! They'd be at home with their fellow Talibans!
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Glenn Greenwald is now "the dipshit part of the Left":
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It just dawned on Bobby that trooning out is the first step for a robotic body:
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More apologetics for consoomerism:
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Bobby is insistent that he only wants what he considers "the good parts" of Mortal Kombat:
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Think Paw Patrol, what do you have in mind? It has to be Boston Dynamics robots.
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Not Ken Russell's best, but The Lair of the White Worm deserves to be seen once.
 
The point I’m trying to make is, I think the reason, people like Bob advocate for their nerdy interests to be popular is because they want acceptance.
Sometimes certain types of autists will get a little taste of success because of their nerdiness/hyper-fixation subject - in Bob's case his early reviewer success - and then double down on it or at least drop any pretense of hiding it or keeping it under wraps.

Now in Bob's case he's also an angry, spiteful loser who blames every fault of his own life on others; so instead of realizing his success was shrinking for other reasons, he instead blames normies for not liking his likes as much.
Even in that scenario, he won't get any poon through any method short of force. He may be able to purge his enemies, but standards will remain. That's why he'll remain unhappy.
The year is 2042. Bob's body has been augmented with one of the most high-quality robot suits around, allowing him to rise to power quickly and become a new benevolent dictator of the US. He now begins to implement his Final Solution to the Mayo Ghoul question. A pretty young southern belle has come to plead with the great ruler to free her family from his death camps.

"Oh please Sahpreme Furhur Robertus! Won't you please spare ma sweet family from your genacide?"
"Well, Kaleigh-Lynn, there is one thing you could do to prove your usefulness in my Superior Future..."
"Oh please anything! I'll do anything!"
*Supreme Cyborg Fuhrer Bob leans into her ear*
"Nah... Sorry, I'll just take the death camp"
*Bob cries out in incel agony*
 
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