Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Flexo]

Hmmm... looks like we have a new TeamImpos variant. Seems Timur Hahn is one who loves "STFD STFU" like TeamImpos loves nazi.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The way I’m seeing people getting sick of capeshit is the same way I saw with people getting sick of post grunge and nu metal.

Which led to the rise of Britney Spears, Backstreet Boys, and other alternatives. I hope the backlash against cape shit includes a return into thought-provoking indies with great stories. Can’t wait to see how Bob tries to claim MCU is culturally superior to tasteful, thoughtful filmmaking.

 

[Florence]

Funnily enough, the Lair of the White Worm is also an accurate description of Bob’s crotch.

 

[Flexo]

We best keep an eye on Bob around 5pm EST in case he gets 'Nam flashbacks.

 

[Nobue]

Which led to the rise of Britney Spears, Backstreet Boys, and other alternatives. I hope the backlash against cape shit includes a return into thought-provoking indies with great stories. Can’t wait to see how Bob tries to claim MCU is culturally superior to tasteful, thoughtful filmmaking.

I don't even care if the movies are good. I just want variety and for them to be even a tiny, little bit interesting.

 

[Red Hood]

Which led to the rise of Britney Spears, Backstreet Boys, and other alternatives. I hope the backlash against cape shit includes a return into thought-provoking indies with great stories. Can’t wait to see how Bob tries to claim MCU is culturally superior to tasteful, thoughtful filmmaking.

Nah, it's more like grunge then nu metal then pop punk then emo were the rock flavors of the day.

2000s bubblegum pop followed the fall of Spice Girls and Mariah Carey.

 

[NickDigger]

We best keep an eye on Bob around 5pm EST in case he gets 'Nam flashbacks.

How fitting that just short of 9/11's 20th anniversary, his favorite TV personalities dunk on his personal WTC attack (which, in his warped retarded brain, was actually a good thing because "it's seared into muh brain, etc").

How the fuck that book didn't get Bob even more ridiculed is beyond me.

 

[Mr. Duck]

How fitting that just short of 9/11's 20th anniversary, his favorite TV personalities dunk on his personal WTC attack (which, in his warped retarded brain, was actually a good thing because "it's seared into muh brain, etc").

How the fuck that book didn't get Bob even more ridiculed is beyond me.

He made the book before he became truly infamous, so there were people still trying to be nice to him, if he released it today it would be torn apart instantly, as it should.

Also, Bob won't comment about that video now because it got posted here first, remember that he reads this thread and tries to do the opposite, if we try to predict how will he react to something.

 

[Red Hood]

How fitting that just short of 9/11's 20th anniversary, his favorite TV personalities dunk on his personal WTC attack (which, in his warped retarded brain, was actually a good thing because "it's seared into muh brain, etc").

How the fuck that book didn't get Bob even more ridiculed is beyond me.

More people than us would have had to read it to dunk on it. I imagine 90 percent of the copies it sold were digital in those shitty ebook bundles.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

How fitting that just short of 9/11's 20th anniversary, his favorite TV personalities dunk on his personal WTC attack (which, in his warped retarded brain, was actually a good thing because "it's seared into muh brain, etc").

How the fuck that book didn't get Bob even more ridiculed is beyond me.

There's a name for a moment like that, it's called a flashbulb memory. People can instantly remember an impactful moment, people can tell you exactly what happened that day. If Bob really has that flashbulb memory of seeing the reveal of Super Mario Bros. 3 in the Wizard, there really is something wrong with him.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

... especially those who scream white trash, because they only care to consoom:

HIS PULL QUOTE IS "Hey they made a toy and you should buy one"?!?!?

I had to go to his Rotten Tomatoes page myself JUST to be sure there wasn't some trickery and/or tomfoolery about and yes that is what HE put down as a synopsis of his review. I am in shock. Please see my one post about Embarrassment and consooming.

 

[reGHew9348]

Chinky Capeshit has so much positive reviews that Disney can afford to be selective:
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This sentiment feels so insane to me. We've completely moved past the point of entertainment and its offshoots as being legitimate on the grounds of anything qualifiable, they've become these perverse, somehow self-evident entities with no real meaning or importance outside of the potential revenue they might produce, with zero consideration as to how the quality or usefulness of the actual entity might influence the production of that revenue. Why is a review of a film even being considered as a "work" on its own in this context? So bizarre.

 

[JayHarrison]

Robert operates on the idea that all white man are dumb dumbs who are priveledged, so they don't have work hard, and all brown people are struggling noble workers, having to work twice as hard as the white man to get anywhere in life.

Moviebob IS one of those dumb white men who actually are privileged. He doesn't work particularly hard, he doesn't produce anything that remotely resembles quality content, and he somehow manages to successfully grift thousands of dollars from his braindead fans and followers through Patreon.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Hmmm... looks like we have a new TeamImpos variant. Seems Timur Hahn is one who loves "STFD STFU" like TeamImpos loves nazi.
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I don't know who this person is but they're a dummy.

https://twitter.com/Ospero79/status/1430056760560300052

Timur Hahn on Twitter: "My mail provider has a feature that allows me…

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[BubbleButt]

I don't know who this person is but they're a dummy.

https://twitter.com/Ospero79/status/1430056760560300052

Timur Hahn on Twitter: "My mail provider has a feature that allows me…

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They're not fucking real.

 

[Flexo]

I can't hardly believe I missed this the first time.

The shirt the character in this sketch is wearing?

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Then go right back to being negative about the movie should the post-credit scene involve the MCU's Peter Parker being trapped in the Sony universe for a crossover in Venom 3.

The idea of Tom Holland Spider-Man going up against Tom Hardy Venom brings to mind the old Godzilla v. Bambi short.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

I hope the backlash against cape shit includes a return into thought-provoking indies with great stories.

I agree.

There are a few web shows I’ve seen online that I think are great like Helluva Boss by Viviziepop or Long Gone Gulch by Zach Bellissimo and Tara Billinger.

I’d like to see more independent creators in the future. Not just cartoons, but for music, anime, movies, the works.

 

[StraightShooter2]

I honestly do think this guy suffers from some kind of retardation - maybe not on the level of someone like Chris-Chan, but the sheer amount self-unawareness (such as using "incel" as an insult towards people with an actual sex life despite being one himself or joking about "anime porn" despite having posted sexualized anime characters on his own Twitter) and odd, repetitive posting style makes me think he's just lacking something in the mental department.

Basically he fills the same void that PT Barnum's circus attractions used to, but not much more than that.

Bob himself does make a decent case for eugenics, since if people as low-functioning and socially worthless as him are able to meet whatever bare minimum qualifications are needed to exist, and find some semblance of a fan base (another parallel with Chris Chan), that doesn't say much for our genetic standards in general, and many past societies would have just made sure that individuals like Bob were weeded out of the gene pool rather than confined to a life of inceldom, creeping on women, child porn apologia, and anime masturbation.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Which led to the rise of Britney Spears, Backstreet Boys, and other alternatives. I hope the backlash against cape shit includes a return into thought-provoking indies with great stories. Can’t wait to see how Bob tries to claim MCU is culturally superior to tasteful, thoughtful filmmaking.

It might head that way just because of Covid. With the way things are going, tentpole blockbusters are no longer the sure thing they once were. Plus studios have a bunch of them in their back pockets. So why would they make one if it's just going straight to streaming when they can make a smaller scale drama and be more likely to make their money back.

And Bob will be pissed because he believes big spectacle and intriguing stories are the same thing. You remember the Imagination land episodes of South Park where they have Michael Bay and he can't tell the difference between special effects and story ideas? That's Bob.

Mother fucker liked The Last Airbender because it was pretty.