Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[make_it_so]

More apologetics for consoomerism:

It'd be fine if most of the nostalgia-wanking was limited to people like Pike there. Instead, it seems a rather inordinate amount of nostalgia wanking these days is the kind you find from the Stupid Chipman Bros. - overly long multi-tweet sperging, trying to cast some bygone product or brand as an extremely important or as the most monumental thing EVER!! Rather than, you know, something that was cool as kid but looking back on it as an adult was actually pretty dumb.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Kurt Schlichter is one of the last people Bob should ever try to engage on Twitter, unless he likes getting his ass utterly devastated in front of an audience of thousands. But considering Bob’s life choices, I’m now seriously pondering whether he, like Boogie and sons other early internet personalities, has a humiliation fetish. It would explain so much.

 

[JayHarrison]

Let's ship the unvaccinated MAGA ghouls to Afghanistan! They'd be at home with their fellow Talibans!
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Sending the unvaccinated MAGA crowd to Afghanistan could actually prove beneficial to America, but not in a way that favors the Islmaophilic Moviebob. From Moviebob's perspective, sending the MAGA population to Afghanistan would benefit him, if only because it carries out his violent, borderline genocidal fantasies against his political opponents. What results is a permanent democrat-controlled oligarchy that, despite his dreams, will be everything EXCEPT good for America.

When looked at from a more realistic perspective, however, deploying a MAGA coalition into Afghanistan would backfire spectacularly into Bobby's face. The MAGA population has much better gun discipline than Bobby and other infantile Leftists expect. And if Fuckwit in Chief Biden were to leave the MAGA soldiers to operate on their own, I can see thousands upon thousands of ISIS and Taliban souls embarking on a one-way trip to Hell. ISIS and Taliban are both in moribund shape within six months; MAGA and America win; Moviebob gets humiliated... yet again.

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Glenn Greenwald is now "the dipshit part of the Left":
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Missing school is much less damaging to children's intellectual development than having children watch Moviebob's videos.

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Kurt Schlichter is one of the last people Bob should ever try to engage on Twitter, unless he likes getting his ass utterly devastated in front of an audience of thousands. But considering Bob’s life choices, I’m now seriously pondering whether he, like Boogie and sons other early internet personalities, has a humiliation fetish. It would explain so much.

Only two questions are necessary in regards to Moviebob vs. Schlichter debate:

1. Who's going to be on the receiving end of an intellectual curb-stomping?
2. How is Schlichter going to clean his boots after smashing Moviebob's brain into a pancake shape?

 

[make_it_so]

Kurt Schlichter is one of the last people Bob should ever try to engage on Twitter, unless he likes getting his ass utterly devastated in front of an audience of thousands. But considering Bob’s life choices, I’m now seriously pondering whether he, like Boogie and sons other early internet personalities, has a humiliation fetish. It would explain so much.

Bob is one of those retards who always has to get the last word in. So no matter how hard Kurt ass-blasts the obese, subhuman-looking mental midget, he'll JUST. KEEP. POSTING. as he lives out an IRL crossover of the "I'M NOT OWNED! I'M NOT OWNED!" and smug mask covering the crying wojack meme.

 

[Bolo]

No sooner has Bobby calmed his tits about Chink Capeshit than he get excited about the next product:
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Please someone tell me that these people are not going to get "excited" for the MCU take on a "Brand new day" storyline, as in, the worst Spiderman story that doesn't involve Gwen Stacy fucking the Green Goblin.

I know it is about the "one moment in time" story when DR. Strange also made some bullshit magic to make people forget that Peter is Spiderman, a lot of shit happens, including saving Aunt May YET AGAIN from bitting the dust (seriously, it is just a joke by now), and in the end MJ breaks up with Peter so he can be free to be the character that the editors want write him as, so they can bring her back later on because they couldn't make anyone else work as Peter's girlfriend (just make him gay....)

For more than 10 years people were bellyaching about the Brand New day bullshit, and for a good reason, it was shit, but now they are going to Stan for it because it is in a movie?

But whatever, Alfred Molina is Doc Oc again!!! I'm gonna consooooooooommm!!!!!

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Sometimes certain types of autists will get a little taste of success because of their nerdiness/hyper-fixation subject - in Bob's case his early reviewer success - and then double down on it or at least drop any pretense of hiding it or keeping it under wraps.

Now in Bob's case he's also an angry, spiteful loser who blames every fault of his own life on others; so instead of realizing his success was shrinking for other reasons, he instead blames normies for not liking his likes as much.

I also think there's an element of spite in it for Bob.

"You called me a fag for liking superheroes and nerd shit in high school, well now that's ALL THERE IS in pop culture! How do you like that, mayo ghouls?"

 

[glib]

Bob confirmed for calling tech support a lot.
Not much of a tech-savvy nerd there, fella. you sure you're going to fit into the technocratic future?
>video game journalist
Learn to code, Bob.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

They prefer to think that it’s their love of Mario or MCU that makes them rejectable, because making that stuff popular is a lot easier than fixing the character flaws and physical deformities that make them unlovable. Hell, the physical stuff is the easy work. And with a completely different personality (and corresponding bank account) in place, some woman somewhere would overlook it. But Bob and his ilk lack the courage required to work on themselves.

Correct on all points.

I especially liked this sentence here,

But Bob and his ilk lack the courage required to work on themselves.

This is one of the biggest problems with Bob and his kin. They’re a bunch of cowards.

They’re afraid of failure.

They’re afraid of dying

They’re afraid to admit they’re wrong.

They’re just cowards.

 

[make_it_so]

Bob confirmed for calling tech support a lot.
Not much of a tech-savvy nerd there, fella. you sure you're going to fit into the technocratic future?
>video game journalist
Learn to code, Bob.

Bob is lying, because anyone who's had to deal with Indian/Pakistani tech support knows what a grueling and maddening experience it is.

And I don't just mean the language barrier - I mean as in the people on the other end of the line really don't know what they're doing. I'll never forget an incident a few years ago at work where we got locked out of an important file and couldn't update it, we spent over a month trying to get outsourced tech support people trying to fix it remotely but always failing. Then one of the local IT people happened to be on scene, we went to them, and they fixed it within 15 minutes.

 

[UserAccess]

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Bob confirmed for calling tech support a lot.
Not much of a tech-savvy nerd there, fella. you sure you're going to fit into the technocratic future?
>video game journalist
Learn to code, Bob.

I missed this. Thanks for pointing this out.

Robert speaks out of his ass. Loudly and frequently. This offense is shooting up the top of the list with gusto.

Remember when the big controversy of the day was outsourcing call centers? Tech support? Makes sense - I mean, you pay somebody in Pakistan or India pennies on the dollar compared to the United States. Funny thing - those jobs came back to the states in a hurry. Any idea why? Because those people fucking suck and experience with them is leagues inferior to domestic operation.

Anybody here have to reach out to Pakistan for support? India? Those guys never fixed a thing when I needed it. Escalate it to an American? Done in five minutes. Really important when the client's breathing down your neck about half a million dollars of equipment slowing down their operation.

Call Centers Return To The U.S. -- More Companies Get The Link Between Customer Service And Profit

Outsourcing customer service to overseas call centers was seen as a cost-savings to companies. Now, driven by higher customer expectations and the customers' means to express dissatisfaction, companies are realizing the wisdom of great customer service and bringing call centers home.

www.forbes.com

But why bother researching? Those writers working for Forbes? Bunch of book smart tryhards. You want the real scoop, listen to Bob.

 

[Mr Snek]

It just dawned on Bobby that trooning out is the first step for a robotic body:
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Holy shit. I know Bob is dumb but I always figured he at least had a vague idea that trannies were a misguided step towards introducing society to transhumanism. Like did it actually take him until now to realise this?

 

[Red Hood]

Bob used the word "floofy" in an actual published review. I have never felt such a strong hatred for any human.

 

[Bolo]

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I missed this. Thanks for pointing this out.

Robert speaks out of his ass. Loudly and frequently. This offense is shooting up the top of the list with gusto.

Remember when the big controversy of the day was outsourcing call centers? Tech support? Makes sense - I mean, you pay somebody in Pakistan or India pennies on the dollar compared to the United States. Funny thing - those jobs came back to the states in a hurry. Any idea why? Because those people fucking suck and experience with them is leagues inferior to domestic operation.

Anybody here have to reach out to Pakistan for support? India? Those guys never fixed a thing when I needed it. Escalate it to an American? Done in five minutes. Really important when the client's breathing down your neck about half a million dollars of equipment slowing down their operation.

Call Centers Return To The U.S. -- More Companies Get The Link Between Customer Service And Profit

Outsourcing customer service to overseas call centers was seen as a cost-savings to companies. Now, driven by higher customer expectations and the customers' means to express dissatisfaction, companies are realizing the wisdom of great customer service and bringing call centers home.

www.forbes.com

But why bother researching? Those writers working for Forbes? Bunch of book smart tryhards. You want the real scoop, listen to Bob.

Well, first, we shouldn't take much at whatever Robert says at face value, he just says shit he thinks it to be true to own his internet arguments.

The whole India/Pakistain call centers, while being heavily used, it became more of a cliche that you see on movies and TV than actual reality that most of us see on the daily, and I doubt Robert really uses tech support, because all he uses is his same old computer to render the same old videos, that is as far as tech Robert uses, you don't need heavy tech support for that.

Robert operates on the idea that all white man are dumb dumbs who are priveledged, so they don't have work hard, and all brown people are struggling noble workers, having to work twice as hard as the white man to get anywhere in life.

Think as this line of thinking as the current year "noble savage" characterization:

Noble savage - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Everybody outside of the western/white identification is untarnished, and Robert and those like him are the ones aware of this dynamic, and so, also noble and humble to admit that. In the end it comes back to him and him being better than the others.

Robert never ever was in a fucking phone call with a pakistani, he saw a joke about pakistani call centers on family guy or some shit and thinks he is being witty.

 

[ChampFantana]

Nice to see Kurt Schlichter eviscerate El Virgin Stupido Eternal. Night Wolf 45 got in some good shots too.

I see that MOS 8502 is still a drooling imbecile just like his retarded senpai Bobert. Timur Hahn isn't much better and may surpass MOS for the vaunted title of "Stupidest Bobert Sycophant."

 

[Positron]

I hope this would sell The Lair of the White Worm to Bobby:

Yup, this film is as camp as any Troma films, but has a much higher production value.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Please someone tell me that these people are not going to get "excited" for the MCU take on a "Brand new day" storyline, as in, the worst Spiderman story that doesn't involve Gwen Stacy fucking the Green Goblin.

I know it is about the "one moment in time" story when DR. Strange also made some bullshit magic to make people forget that Peter is Spiderman, a lot of shit happens, including saving Aunt May YET AGAIN from bitting the dust (seriously, it is just a joke by now), and in the end MJ breaks up with Peter so he can be free to be the character that the editors want write him as, so they can bring her back later on because they couldn't make anyone else work as Peter's girlfriend (just make him gay....)

For more than 10 years people were bellyaching about the Brand New day bullshit, and for a good reason, it was shit, but now they are going to Stan for it because it is in a movie?

But whatever, Alfred Molina is Doc Oc again!!! I'm gonna consooooooooommm!!!!!

The bitching is still there. Oh, don't get me wrong. But the issue is Bob hates MCU Spidey because of his googles for Raimi. Not because well..it is a piss poor adaptation of Spider-man and his mythos. And guarantee you the moment they show Tobey. This asshole is gonna go to the fucking theater and be there clapping his favorite version appears his screen.

This asshole is gonna consooommmmm.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

The way I’m seeing people getting sick of capeshit is the same way I saw with people getting sick of post grunge and nu metal.

 

[The Valeyard]

And guarantee you the moment they show Tobey. This asshole is gonna go to the fucking theater and be there clapping his favorite version appears his screen.

Then go right back to being negative about the movie should the post-credit scene involve the MCU's Peter Parker being trapped in the Sony universe for a crossover in Venom 3.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Chinky Capeshit has so much positive reviews that Disney can afford to be selective:

Trying to imagine that JPG with "DO BETTER FOLKS" instead. If that's what "AAPI" gets you I can see why they went with ebil wypipo for the oh-so-important names you can't even read without pausing the video and squinting.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Can reviewers at least make the diversity bonus they give to capeshit with a "diverse" cast less obvious?