Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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…Separated at birth?
 
Christ, I really hope they never reboot Daria. I remember watching it during high school, I thought it was both funny, and pretty insightful, where pretty much every character from the dumb jock to the protagonist had a decent amount of depth. And it did a great job of forcing Daria to question her whole sardonic self-righteous schtick.

But if ANY studio is retarded enough to take Cinema Blobert's advice on the reboot, I will lose my goddamn mind.
Bad news https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2019/06/daria-mtv-reboot-spinoff-jodie-tracee-ellis-ross
 
Bobby issued an addendum to the "weird misogynists whining on web forums causing everything wrong with American politics" tweet:
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The way to people's deltoid muscles is through their stomachs:
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"People should be embrace mutual enemies as good enough terms for being "okay" with one another." In other words, if you don't hate whom I hate, then sorry, there is absolutely no chance we'd be friends.

It doesn't occur to Bobby that one can both believe in eternal life and take the vaccine:
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The following video illustrates Believers:

Bobby doesn't know fundamentalism, Christian or Muslim, is an anti-modernist / anti-postmodernist movement.
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Crocodile tears for a covid widow and her kids:
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Thanks TeamImpossible.


Democrats threaten to use their thuggish tactics on Republicans. Bobby wants them to do something even more criminal.
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I wonder how Bobby would feel if someone "f***ed" with Chris's children just a little bit to remind Bobby never to "d*** around" again.

Angel thinks that people are puppets of the alt-right. That people are totally incapable of controlling their emotion and keep their cool in debates:
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More Nazis speak in favor of farmer markets. Fortunately Bobby's Gerard Nellson is here to give us the lowdown: because rural farmers are "exclusionary", everything they do, down to the shit they take, is guilty of white supremacy. MOS's "existential" rhetoric suggests he is a tranny.
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BTW Bobby is an expert in the histories of Evangelicalism and the New Age Movement!
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Of course New Agers patronize farmer markets because they are white supremacists in disguise. I mean, the rampant cultural appropriation!

Bobby gets lazy trying to draw Greenwald's attention.
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Same old transsexual bullshit. Bobby brings up the same reaction image for his detractor:
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A little weekend fling with Peter Coffin:
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Yup. Watch a few shemale crossdressing videos and you'll never even have to touch Marx again!

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The Cyanobacteria Coalition would like to comment on that.

BTW, this is what No Borders did to the entomological world:
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Bobby talks Chinky Capeshit with Angel. Gibberish as always:
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More Pixar trash:
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Was Dug in the original Up movie? Up is so ugly that I never watched it. Dug looks too much like that dumb dog in Illumination's movie for my comfort.

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The mental gymnastics it takes to connect GamerGate to Afghanistan rival that of the greatest Olympic champions. This is why even Breadtube won't hang out with him.
TBF he already tried to compare it to Vietnam.

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The Cyanobacteria Coalition would like to comment on that.
Why does Cyanobacteria seem to come up in regards to Bob Chipman often?

Also Army Ants converting thick jungle to open tropical meadow would like a word with him. Or Mangrove forests and/or Spartina marshes gatekeeping both downstream river flow AND upstream oceanic flow, and the sediments, nutrients & chemicals associated with both...
 
In 1776 a bunch of whiny, entitled, white male gamers signed The Declaration of Independence. This was known as "Gamergate". Historians have cited this as what is called the first "Pro Gamer Move".

Despite what those cis-het rural mayo ghouls assume, Game colonizers have never been oppressed. certainly not white male ones.

The Five Guys burger party aboard the HMS Zoe Quinn and Eron Gjoni"s historic ride through boston announcing the feminists were coming was the start of all of this. -
Bob Chipman, Gamergate Historian
They could always say that any pushback on any woke reboot, remake, or reimagining would easily be tied to Gamergate.
 
I didn't believe the "Dems stole the election" rhetoric at the time of the election.

Now, though, it seems like they're going out of their way to make it look like they did.
> thinkers create
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Yeah, lots of "creation" and "progress" going on there. Let's see what the "believers" are doing:
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"But those are all part of Western culture!" Fine, let's see what those other "Believers" have been doing.
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Do you seriously think your pile of beer cans monument to atheism is greater than all of these buildings?
Wonderful, Moviebob and a modernist are getting into a fight. This must be like what happened when Moviebob pissed off another member of his sped class.

By the way, you know why fundamentalism exists? Because modernists took over the mainline Protestant churches in America, and started teaching that Jesus never performed miracles. There's a reason this cartoon was made:
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If you defend modernism, you are not a Christian and we reserve the right to tell you that.
> Evangelicalism has as much to do with Christianity as yoga-crystal BS does with Hinduism

I see Bob's come back to Rome. To be fair, he does have the same sort of personality as Michael Voris.
This meme describes Bob perfectly:
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Regarding the whole "Nazis burned transgender research" line Bob keeps vomiting out: is he just assuming it would validate the genuinely horrendous things being done to children these days?

This is psychological work done in 1930s Germany and Austria. Who is to say that had it remained off the Hitler Youth that it would still be accepted today?

Also, how were they even conducting these tests? Was it all above board? Even up until the 80's we had extremely unethical and immoral practices of the pedophilic variety being undertaken by German doctors/nonces so who knows what the fuck they were up to way back then.

My point is that he's treating as this monumental tragedy akin to the loss of the Library of Alexandria or the House of Wisdom in Baghdad, yet we're not even sure if it was viable or even a proper medical undertaking. Aside from the sheer irony of him being much more ideological closer to Nazis than all of us here or anyone else he slaps the label on, it very much appears that he's just fishing for excuses to justify why we must jab those hormones in those kids if they are brainwashed into wanting it. Correct me if I'm wrong of course.
 
"Kill the Farmers, they do nothing for us but hold us back with white supremacy. Once they're all dead, then we can finally enjoy our food that we get from them completely free of their taint..."

This is a Bob-Approved Idea (tm) that he thought through ALL the ramifications and consequences of, you'd be silly to not listen!
 
He Is retarded enough to post a script for His idiotic Daría reboot so yes
Scene, interior master bedroom, first person view. A shape is visible under the zebra print fleece blanket.

Camera pan. Blanket is pulled off screen revealing the head and bare shoulders of Daria. Daria reaches out her arm to cup the face of unseen character, smiles

Daria
: Oh my love. Only with you do I feel I can be open. I must confess that I doubted your prowess to see that piece of legislation through both the House and the Senate but truly and earnestly only you have the moxey to have accomplished this accomplishment. Now all bigotry has been made illegal and those deplorable bigots no longer have a say with their voting rights now stripped. Before we celebrate this monumentous occasion, by having you impregnate me with your superior seed like you've impregnated my mind and so many others with forward thinking ideas, I must ask...do you forgive me for doubting you so, o my love?

Unseen character: Yes kid. Yes I do.

Screen fades to black. The wet sounds of a rotisserie chicken being ripped apart mixes with Daria's moans as my the unseen character's magnum dong pierces her as easily as the Master Sword would slide into those MAGA Stacys.
 
Bobby issued an addendum to the "weird misogynists whining on web forums causing everything wrong with American politics" tweet:
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The way to people's deltoid muscles is through their stomachs:
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"People should be embrace mutual enemies as good enough terms for being "okay" with one another." In other words, if you don't hate whom I hate, then sorry, there is absolutely no chance we'd be friends.

It doesn't occur to Bobby that one can both believe in eternal life and take the vaccine:
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The following video illustrates Believers:

Bobby doesn't know fundamentalism, Christian or Muslim, is an anti-modernist / anti-postmodernist movement.
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Crocodile tears for a covid widow and her kids:
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Thanks TeamImpossible.


Democrats threaten to use their thuggish tactics on Republicans. Bobby wants them to do something even more criminal.
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I wonder how Bobby would feel if someone "f***ed" with Chris's children just a little bit to remind Bobby never to "d*** around" again.

Angel thinks that people are puppets of the alt-right. That people are totally incapable of controlling their emotion and keep their cool in debates:
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More Nazis speak in favor of farmer markets. Fortunately Bobby's Gerard Nellson is here to give us the lowdown: because rural farmers are "exclusionary", everything they do, down to the shit they take, is guilty of white supremacy. MOS's "existential" rhetoric suggests he is a tranny.
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BTW Bobby is an expert in the histories of Evangelicalism and the New Age Movement!
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Of course New Agers patronize farmer markets because they are white supremacists in disguise. I mean, the rampant cultural appropriation!

Bobby gets lazy trying to draw Greenwald's attention.
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Same old transsexual bullshit. Bobby brings up the same reaction image for his detractor:
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A little weekend fling with Peter Coffin:
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Yup. Watch a few shemale crossdressing videos and you'll never even have to touch Marx again!

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The Cyanobacteria Coalition would like to comment on that.

BTW, this is what No Borders did to the entomological world:
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Bobby talks Chinky Capeshit with Angel. Gibberish as always:
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More Pixar trash:
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Was Dug in the original Up movie? Up is so ugly that I never watched it. Dug looks too much like that dumb dog in Illumination's movie for my comfort.

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Bobby called the witch cult hypothesis- literally the foundation of wicca and modern tumblr neopaganism- pseudohistory. Please let some fatty dangerhair find out. This has supreme entertainment value.
 
Democrats threaten to use their thuggish tactics on Republicans. Bobby wants them to do something even more criminal.
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I wonder how Bobby would feel if someone "f***ed" with Chris's children just a little bit to remind Bobby never to "d*** around" again.

Angel thinks that people are puppets of the alt-right. That people are totally incapable of controlling their emotion and keep their cool in debates:
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More Nazis speak in favor of farmer markets. Fortunately Bobby's Gerard Nellson is here to give us the lowdown: because rural farmers are "exclusionary", everything they do, down to the shit they take, is guilty of white supremacy. MOS's "existential" rhetoric suggests he is a tranny.
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Bobby gets lazy trying to draw Greenwald's attention.
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Same old transsexual bullshit. Bobby brings up the same reaction image for his detractor:
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Urge to A-Log rising....rising.

Really, fuck Bob, fuck his orbiters, fuck his dead-brained takes that only his mongoloid smooth brain would consider as those of a "thinker," and fuck his repulsively ugly subhuman mug that's in desperate need of being rearranged with a baseball bat.

He and the lunatics that reside in his echo chamber are vile ghouls that bring absolutely nothing positive into this world. I sometimes half-way hope that the war against the "obsoletes" that he jerks himself off to actually comes true because it means there's a chance he'd finally get what's fucking coming to him.
 
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