Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[King Dead]

Urge to A-Log rising....rising.

Really, fuck Bob, fuck his orbiters, fuck his dead-brained takes that only his mongoloid smooth brain would consider as those of a "thinker," and fuck his repulsively ugly subhuman mug that's in desperate need of being rearranged with a baseball bat.

He and the lunatics that reside in his echo chamber are vile ghouls that bring absolutely nothing positive into this world. I sometimes half-way hope that the war against the "obsoletes" that he jerks himself off to actually comes true because it means there's a chance he'd finally get what's fucking coming to him.

It's been said before, and it seems to be proven more and more true over time, that Bob is one of the few lolcows that's impossible to A-Log. He is just that much of a complete and utter hateful moronic douchebag, made all the worse by his constant smug know-it-all attitude that should have been beaten out of him decades ago. So not only is he posting completely vile statements every hour of every day, the tone of these posts just makes you want to throttle him. His abuse of word salads doesn't help matters.

The thing about Bobby is that he's so insufferable that it's not unreasonable to have such a visceral reaction to him. He'll spew vile epithets at his perceived enemies and call for their extermination one minute, then he'll gargle Hollywood's balls in the vain hope of still somehow getting into the industry the next. His knowledge on any topic is surface-level at best and usually only comes from skimming Wikipedia, and any of his original ideas are so wrong that it's almost impossible to fathom how he came up with them. And he has the gall to position himself as a "superior evolved human being" when he's a balding fat thumb on the wrong side of 40 with no career or romantic prospects, just a Twitter following that's even dumber than he is and a Youtube channel that continues its slide towards irrelevance.

So yeah, it's wholly understandable. Just remember that, no matter who you are in life, you stand a really good chance of having a better existence than Bob Chipman, whose crime and punishment is the same: being Bob Chipman.

 

[make_it_so]

It's been said before, and it seems to be proven more and more true over time, that Bob is one of the few lolcows that's impossible to A-Log. He is just that much of a complete and utter hateful moronic douchebag, made all the worse by his constant smug know-it-all attitude that should have been beaten out of him decades ago. So not only is he posting completely vile statements every hour of every day, the tone of these posts just makes you want to throttle him. His abuse of word salads doesn't help matters.

The thing about Bobby is that he's so insufferable that it's not unreasonable to have such a visceral reaction to him. He'll spew vile epithets at his perceived enemies and call for their extermination one minute, then he'll gargle Hollywood's balls in the vain hope of still somehow getting into the industry the next. His knowledge on any topic is surface-level at best and usually only comes from skimming Wikipedia, and any of his original ideas are so wrong that it's almost impossible to fathom how he came up with them. And he has the gall to position himself as a "superior evolved human being" when he's a balding fat thumb on the wrong side of 40 with no career or romantic prospects, just a Twitter following that's even dumber than he is and a Youtube channel that continues its slide towards irrelevance.

So yeah, it's wholly understandable. Just remember that, no matter who you are in life, you stand a really good chance of having a better existence than Bob Chipman, whose crime and punishment is the same: being Bob Chipman.

Truth be told, I had to re-edit and re-write that post a few times to tone it down (I really don't want to wind up on some Glowie list).

 

[glib]

Bob unlike the trash he watches never fails to impress me with his ability to improve...on how much of a piece of garbage he is ethically.

My favorite part of Scientism, is that its adherents can't even fathom that they are believers themselves.
They believe in what they are told by "experts" because "its science".
Science = Progress...even if it means becoming the worst possible kind of person.

Now I'm not anti-science but just like capitalism, science is amoral without ethics or principles. Since Bob doesnt believe in bad tactics, i can assume he has none.
He is the jihadist of lesbian disney princesses who fucking love science!

And Bob will do literally whatever it takes to get his utopia. Only he won't do it himself.
(cause hes busy right now on twitter)

 

[cancermonger]

MovieBlobert needs to spend less time shitposting neolib bullshit on twitter and more time getting some bitches. I dunno how he has the energy to do this shit all the time. Jesus

 

[blablabla]

It's been said before, and it seems to be proven more and more true over time, that Bob is one of the few lolcows that's impossible to A-Log. He is just that much of a complete and utter hateful moronic douchebag, made all the worse by his constant smug know-it-all attitude that should have been beaten out of him decades ago. So not only is he posting completely vile statements every hour of every day, the tone of these posts just makes you want to throttle him. His abuse of word salads doesn't help matters.

The thing about Bobby is that he's so insufferable that it's not unreasonable to have such a visceral reaction to him. He'll spew vile epithets at his perceived enemies and call for their extermination one minute, then he'll gargle Hollywood's balls in the vain hope of still somehow getting into the industry the next. His knowledge on any topic is surface-level at best and usually only comes from skimming Wikipedia, and any of his original ideas are so wrong that it's almost impossible to fathom how he came up with them. And he has the gall to position himself as a "superior evolved human being" when he's a balding fat thumb on the wrong side of 40 with no career or romantic prospects, just a Twitter following that's even dumber than he is and a Youtube channel that continues its slide towards irrelevance.

So yeah, it's wholly understandable. Just remember that, no matter who you are in life, you stand a really good chance of having a better existence than Bob Chipman, whose crime and punishment is the same: being Bob Chipman.

tldr: bob chipman is an ugly, retarded incel

 

[cancermonger]

Bob unlike the trash he watches never fails to impress me with his ability to improve...on how much of a piece of garbage he is ethically.
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My favorite part of Scientism, is that its adherents can't even fathom that they are believers themselves.
They believe in what they are told by "experts" because "its science".
Science = Progress...even if it means becoming the worst possible kind of person.

Now I'm not anti-science but just like capitalism, science is amoral without ethics or principles. Since Bob doesnt believe in bad tactics, i can assume he has none.
He is the jihadist of lesbian disney princesses who fucking love science!

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And Bob will do literally whatever it takes to get his utopia. Only he won't do it himself.
(cause hes busy right now on twitter)

Is he aware "believers" have helped contribute to science and art? The modern calendar we use today was made by a catholic priest.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Truth be told, I had to re-edit and re-write that post a few times to tone it down (I really don't want to wind up on some Glowie list).

If any cow ever gets me on a watch list by force of personality alone, it'll definitely be Bob.

 

[make_it_so]

MovieBlobert needs to spend less time shitposting neolib bullshit on twitter and more time getting some bitches. I dunno how he has the energy to do this shit all the time. Jesus

Name one woman who isn't a tranny that would willingly give a fat, ugly, spiteful, and stupid cretin like Bob more than five minutes of their time before trying to get the hell out of there. And I'm not even sure on the trannies.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Is he aware "believers" have helped contribute to science and art? The modern calendar we use today was made by a catholic priest.

Modern genetics is based on FR. Mendel's work, monastery's were responsible for keeping most of the ancient works of literature alive today. Hell, I know it was mentioned elsewhere on the forum, but Galileo was originally not allowed to teach Heliocentrism, not because it was heretical, but because he couldn't prove it (and was also apparently a massive asshole), and was allowed to teach it once he got his evidence in order while under house arrest. The medieval church was hardly perfect, but the way Bob views it is so simplistic to be almost a parody.

 

[cancermonger]

Name one woman who isn't a tranny that would willingly give a fat, ugly, spiteful, and stupid cretin like Bob more than five minutes of their time before trying to get the hell out of there. And I'm not even sure on the trannies.

I'm just impressed he's gone as long as he has without a touch of a woman. I'm pretty sure IRL he's on suicide watch. From what I've seen, If you're single and not dating anyone at 40, there's something severely wrong with you.

 

[Red Hood]

MovieBlobert needs to spend less time shitposting neolib bullshit on twitter and more time getting some bitches. I dunno how he has the energy to do this shit all the time. Jesus

That would require courage and effort, neither of which Bob is capable of.

Modern genetics is based on FR. Mendel's work, monastery's were responsible for keeping most of the ancient works of literature alive today. Hell, I know it was mentioned elsewhere on the forum, but Galileo was originally not allowed to teach Heliocentrism, not because it was heretical, but because he couldn't prove it (and was also apparently a massive asshole), and was allowed to teach it once he got his evidence in order while under house arrest. The medieval church was hardly perfect, but the way Bob views it is so simplistic to be almost a parody.

The medieval church ensured that a lot of knowledge was preserved. It paved the way for the Renaissance, Printing Press, Enlightenment...

 

[make_it_so]

Modern genetics is based on FR. Mendel's work, monastery's were responsible for keeping most of the ancient works of literature alive today. Hell, I know it was mentioned elsewhere on the forum, but Galileo was originally not allowed to teach Heliocentrism, not because it was heretical, but because he couldn't prove it (and was also apparently a massive asshole), and was allowed to teach it once he got his evidence in order while under house arrest. The medieval church was hardly perfect, but the way Bob views it is so simplistic to be almost a parody.

Yes, it's a common misconception that Galileo was condemned by the church for teaching Heliocentrism - when what really got him in trouble was publishing a document where he more or less called the Pope an idiot.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

what really got him in trouble was publishing a document where he more or less called the Pope an idiot.

While a very bloody war between Protestants and Catholics was going on very close to where Galileo (and the Pope) were. Galileo was tried by the Inquisition because the point of the Inquisition was to root out anything that so much as looked Proddy, not because the Inquisition insisted everyone believe the earth was flat.

 

[Travoltron]

Hey guys, there's this commercial airing in the US recently for a diabetes drug that has a guy that looks almost exactly like MovieBob. I'm wondering if anyone has seen it and has a video link?
I've never caught the whole ad, so I can't remember what the product is called. But it starts out with the MovieBob guy sitting in a booth at a diner.

 

[Rei is shit]

Bobby doesn't know fundamentalism, Christian or Muslim, is an anti-modernist / anti-postmodernist movement.
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Guy who will never have children talks about natural selection coming for other people

 

[JJLiautaud]

Modern genetics is based on FR. Mendel's work, monastery's were responsible for keeping most of the ancient works of literature alive today. Hell, I know it was mentioned elsewhere on the forum, but Galileo was originally not allowed to teach Heliocentrism, not because it was heretical, but because he couldn't prove it (and was also apparently a massive asshole), and was allowed to teach it once he got his evidence in order while under house arrest. The medieval church was hardly perfect, but the way Bob views it is so simplistic to be almost a parody.

If kiwis care to have the whole Galileo wasnt allowed to teach heliocentrism because he couldnt prove it expanded upon this:

The Great Ptolemaic Smackdown: TABLE OF CONTENTS

1. The Great Ptolemaic Smackdown 2. The Great Ptolemaic Smackdown: Down for the Count 3. The Great Ptolemaic Smackdown: The Great Gali...

tofspot.blogspot.com

Goes into great detail about the debate and surrounding issues.
TL;DR: Galileo was a lolcow, Bruno was a lolcow of pre-MF saga CWC levels and if the forums existed in 1600s both would probably have had dedicated forums.
Its all very good stuff and imo really gets one to think like a scientist about the issues at hand. 10/10

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob unlike the trash he watches never fails to impress me with his ability to improve...on how much of a piece of garbage he is ethically.
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My favorite part of Scientism, is that its adherents can't even fathom that they are believers themselves.
They believe in what they are told by "experts" because "its science".
Science = Progress...even if it means becoming the worst possible kind of person.

Now I'm not anti-science but just like capitalism, science is amoral without ethics or principles. Since Bob doesnt believe in bad tactics, i can assume he has none.
He is the jihadist of lesbian disney princesses who fucking love science!

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And Bob will do literally whatever it takes to get his utopia. Only he won't do it himself.
(cause hes busy right now on twitter)

Let me note that Bob will only listen to the right kind of science.

Remember, he made a fuss back in 2014 about dinosaurs having feathers.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Bobby issued an addendum to the "weird misogynists whining on web forums causing everything wrong with American politics" tweet:
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The way to people's deltoid muscles is through their stomachs:
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"People should be embrace mutual enemies as good enough terms for being "okay" with one another." In other words, if you don't hate whom I hate, then sorry, there is absolutely no chance we'd be friends.

It doesn't occur to Bobby that one can both believe in eternal life and take the vaccine:
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The following video illustrates Believers:

Bobby doesn't know fundamentalism, Christian or Muslim, is an anti-modernist / anti-postmodernist movement.
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Crocodile tears for a covid widow and her kids:
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Thanks TeamImpossible.

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Democrats threaten to use their thuggish tactics on Republicans. Bobby wants them to do something even more criminal.
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I wonder how Bobby would feel if someone "f***ed" with Chris's children just a little bit to remind Bobby never to "d*** around" again.

Angel thinks that people are puppets of the alt-right. That people are totally incapable of controlling their emotion and keep their cool in debates:
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More Nazis speak in favor of farmer markets. Fortunately Bobby's Gerard Nellson is here to give us the lowdown: because rural farmers are "exclusionary", everything they do, down to the shit they take, is guilty of white supremacy. MOS's "existential" rhetoric suggests he is a tranny.
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BTW Bobby is an expert in the histories of Evangelicalism and the New Age Movement!
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Of course New Agers patronize farmer markets because they are white supremacists in disguise. I mean, the rampant cultural appropriation!

Bobby gets lazy trying to draw Greenwald's attention.
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Same old transsexual bullshit. Bobby brings up the same reaction image for his detractor:
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A little weekend fling with Peter Coffin:
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Yup. Watch a few shemale crossdressing videos and you'll never even have to touch Marx again!

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The Cyanobacteria Coalition would like to comment on that.

BTW, this is what No Borders did to the entomological world:
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Bobby talks Chinky Capeshit with Angel. Gibberish as always:
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More Pixar trash:
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Was Dug in the original Up movie? Up is so ugly that I never watched it. Dug looks too much like that dumb dog in Illumination's movie for my comfort.

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What is that, TeamImpossible's 3rd new Twitter acct? 4th?

MOS may very well be a troon, but even if not, it's most likely they're some other flavor of LGBQ+-. Maybe even PoC, plus one or more of those other things. I know mentally ill people are paranoid, but jeebuz, the amount of troons/gheys/PeeOhCees that literally think that anyone to the right of Joe Biden wants to fucking murder them for being born "wrong" (while also wishing for people to be killed in minecraft for being born wrong - ie: Cis Het White Male or Huwhite Feminist) is just on top of . Moviebob Fanboy Andrew Dobson literally believed this (wanting to minecraft all straight white males even though he himself is one), and I'm sure he traced his opinion from Moviebob himself.

 

[JayHarrison]

Bobby issued an addendum to the "weird misogynists whining on web forums causing everything wrong with American politics" tweet:
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No self-awareness at all, given Moviebob is still a weird misogynist.

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The way to people's deltoid muscles is through their stomachs:
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"People should be embrace mutual enemies as good enough terms for being "okay" with one another." In other words, if you don't hate whom I hate, then sorry, there is absolutely no chance we'd be friends.

Well, I hate Moviebob, and since Moviebob is a Nth-degree narcissist, I will never be friends with him. I have standards.

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It doesn't occur to Bobby that one can both believe in eternal life and take the vaccine:
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I ask again: Since when has Moviebob been an actual thinker? His worldview is so deeply based in superstition, it's not funny anymore.

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Bobby doesn't know fundamentalism, Christian or Muslim, is an anti-modernist / anti-postmodernist movement.
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"Believe in God? Bad. Believe in Allah? Good!"

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Crocodile tears for a covid widow and her kids:
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Thanks TeamImpossible.

You call them "crocodile tears". I call this "tears from a crock"... and, boy, is Moviebob a crock...

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More Nazis speak in favor of farmer markets. Fortunately Bobby's Gerard Nellson is here to give us the lowdown: because rural farmers are "exclusionary", everything they do, down to the shit they take, is guilty of white supremacy. MOS's "existential" rhetoric suggests he is a tranny.
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What's the difference between spending $20 at a farmers' market versus donating $20 to Moviebob? Simple: One of these involves monetarily supporting literal fascism; the other in an exchange of money for produce that supports local agriculture.

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BTW Bobby is an expert in the histories of Evangelicalism and the New Age Movement!
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Of course New Agers patronize farmer markets because they are white supremacists in disguise. I mean, the rampant cultural appropriation!

That's news to me. I've always been of the delief that the Democratic Party was the O.G. Nazi Party. (And, in some ways, it looks as if the current Democratic Party still has much more in common with the Nazis than the Republicans ever did.)

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Bobby gets lazy trying to draw Greenwald's attention.
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Is there anything Moviebob can do at any level above total laziness? I doubt it.

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Same old transsexual bullshit. Bobby brings up the same reaction image for his detractor:
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Fascist film fan says "what?"

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...Bob will do literally whatever it takes to get his utopia. Only he won't do it himself.
(cause hes busy right now on twitter)

No question. Moviebob would happily push people--or "people", in his terms--to get to the front of the line, given half the chance.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

What is that, TeamImpossible's 3rd new Twitter acct? 4th?

MOS may very well be a troon, but even if not, it's most likely they're some other flavor of LGBQ+-. Maybe even PoC, plus one or more of those other things. I know mentally ill people are paranoid, but jeebuz, the amount of troons/gheys/PeeOhCees that literally think that anyone to the right of Joe Biden wants to fucking murder them for being born "wrong" (while also wishing for people to be killed in minecraft for being born wrong - ie: Cis Het White Male or Huwhite Feminist) is just on top of . Moviebob Fanboy Andrew Dobson literally believed this (wanting to minecraft all straight white males even though he himself is one), and I'm sure he traced his opinion from Moviebob himself.

I think most of Bob's hate is directed at himself. That's why he needs to believe in a narrative where it's everyone who fits into his ideas of a boogeyman sucks, not him.