Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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What happened with Mass Effect 3? I know the game's ending super sucked ass and all that, but how did that affect ChimpoutChipman's style and everything?

In a way the Mass Effect 3 ending was amongst the first clashes between game journalists and gamers and maybe amongts the first stepping stones on the road of gamergate. As you said the game ending was abysmal for a franchise that many people invested in and gamers had the right to complain about having paid for a game with such a lousy ending in it.

This did not sit well with some journalists and some of them began calling gamers entitled. Please remember this was before journos began throwing entitled at gamers at whimsy.

Bob was amongst the critics who called gamers entitled and when gamers finally got what they wanted (i.e. a better ending) he insulted gamers and called them babies. From that day onwards any opportunity for Bob to insult gamers as dudebros was taken with glee.
 
In a way the Mass Effect 3 ending was amongst the first clashes between game journalists and gamers and maybe amongts the first stepping stones on the road of gamergate. As you said the game ending was abysmal for a franchise that many people invested in and gamers had the right to complain about having paid for a game with such a lousy ending in it.

This did not sit well with some journalists and some of them began calling gamers entitled. Please remember this was before journos began throwing entitled at gamers at whimsy.

Bob was amongst the critics who called gamers entitled and when gamers finally got what they wanted (i.e. a better ending) he insulted gamers and called them babies. From that day onwards any opportunity for Bob to insult gamers as dudebros was taken with glee.
Basically, he's being a sore ass loser, then?
 
Basically, he's being a sore ass loser, then?

Sore ass loser doesn't do Bob justice. He basically got in a fight that he had no need to get in. He doesn't play non-Nintendo consoles so he never played Mass Effect (unless they released the series on the Nintendo consoles, which I am not aware if they did). Bob hadn't any financial gain from fighting gamers disappointed or enrage by the shitty endings of ME 3, so what he did was ask for a fight he could have easily not entered in the first place.

With the Gamers are dead articles Bob could finally shed his 'gamer' identity whilst trying to cover up the fact that the GJPs, Quinn, Wu and Anita are the bad guys in terms of video games.
 
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This is what happens when a child who never managed to move beyond his parents basement tries to pass himself off as an adult with adult opinions and passions.

Jesus Bob you don't even play games that don't feature a cartoon plumber and you're trying to pull shit like this?

You know what else is a meritocracy? Healthy eating, don't eat junk food and soda every day and you're rewarded with extra years of life.
 
Bob shows his support for his favorite politician.
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I thought that was Dobson.... ah well, they all got SJW same-face.

Please Bob, as a person who has lived in Boston your entire life and I doubt has been in red state any longer than I would guess three, four days, I would like to know more about your expertise with Republicans and also why is the flying fuck you are connecting a completely unrelated topic to video games.

"I'm playing Mario. You run to the right to get to the end of the stage, avoiding enemies and obstacles along the way."
"YOU ARE A REPUBLICAN SAME-THINK ECHOBOX. GO TO THE LEFT AND RUN INTO EVERYTHING YOU SEE AND SHOUT YOU BE BEING PERSECUTED!"

In a way the Mass Effect 3 ending was amongst the first clashes between game journalists and gamers and maybe amongts the first stepping stones on the road of gamergate. As you said the game ending was abysmal for a franchise that many people invested in and gamers had the right to complain about having paid for a game with such a lousy ending in it.

This did not sit well with some journalists and some of them began calling gamers entitled. Please remember this was before journos began throwing entitled at gamers at whimsy.

Bob was amongst the critics who called gamers entitled and when gamers finally got what they wanted (i.e. a better ending) he insulted gamers and called them babies. From that day onwards any opportunity for Bob to insult gamers as dudebros was taken with glee.

Pretty much this. While I didn't care for the ending (or pretty much for the entire game, but that's a rant for another time), the main problem was that you had all of this hope for this game. All the game journo sites were talking about it like it was going to be a second coming. You could not escape the media blitz behind the game. Here it was, this game that was advertised right from the original Mass Effect to grow around your decisions, that made you feel like you in control with the fate of the galaxy. Game scores of 9s and 10s across the map.

Instead you got a game that somehow provided less exploration than the other two games, threw in character no one cared about, relegated most of the characters you grew attached to in Mass Effect 2 into paltry side missions, and all of your achievements essentially became literally numbers on a spreadsheet. Oh, but there's multiplayer. Buy the season pass, motherfucker.

I will admit the fan outcry was beyond spergy, what with people is such denial that they were making half-hour youtube videos to try and concoct conspiracy theories that maybe the game they got so hyped for wasn't in fact a complete piece of shit. It was an ugly time to be a gamer. But the fact is I still hold EA and Bioware in the wrong because they promised one thing and never delivered on it (some say it got better with the Citadel DLC, but I wouldn't know because I refuse to spend more money on Mass Effect 3).
 
General question: What would people consider Chipman's most spergi achievement?

His finale for the Game Overthinker?
his "book"?
his Amazing Spiderman 2 review?
any specific review?

I am just asking because I read quite some parts of the book and I really wonder if some of that bullshit in it could really be topped.
 
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General question: What would people consider Chipman's most spergi achievement?

His finale for the Game Overthinker?
his "book"?
his Amazing Spiderman 2 review?
any specific review?

I am just asking because I read quite some parts of the book and I really wonder if some of that bullshit in it could really be topped.
I'd say the time he thought Mario 3 warranted him to make a novel-length masturbatory piece masquerading as a retrospective.

So yeah, his book. I'd place his Pixels review in a close second though.
 
General question: What would people consider Chipman's most spergi achievement?

His finale for the Game Overthinker?
his "book"?
his Amazing Spiderman 2 review?
any specific review?

I am just asking because I read quite some parts of the book and I really wonder if some of that bullshit in it could really be topped.

I never got around to reading Chipman's ode to his wasted youth, so I can't really comment on it.

However, I do know the exact moment Chipman stopped being mildly entertaining to watch for me, and more into the cringe territory.


This video, posted about a year and a half before GG occured, was where thing just got too stupid for me to care about his opinions anymore.

The movie in question is Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters, which is exactly as stupid as the title leads on. It's a throwaway movie made in the same vein as "Van Helsing" and "I, Frankenstein." Shit most people realize is just matinee fodder, or that one movie in yor Netflix queue you intend to eventually get around to watching. (BTW, I have watched this movie. It sucks. Don't waste your time.)

Chippy however goes on long tirade, going on how this movie is misogynistic because they're hunting witches, and therefore women. Also being from Massachusetts, he also decides to powerlevel a strong deal by bringing up the Salem witch trials.

Best part though is how he whines about the "undercurrent of mysogyny" for a good minute before ogling the main heroine in her leather ensemble (Classy motherfucker, Chippy is). Then a minute later in, goes back into obsessing about beating on witches and how "it seems" that Gretel is slapped around more than Hansel, totally ignoring the times Hansel got his ass handed to him. Hansel don't fucking matter- gotta protect the women in the tight leather pants so Bobby can get a chubby.
 
He really cared about a shitty movie, which was what you get when someone decides to write a Van Helsing fanfic based on Grimm fairytales?
All I really ever heard about the movie was that the guy who plays Hawkeye plays Hansel in it
 
I remember when I first starting watching Bob only being slightly irritating at being constantly called a "dude-bro" because I liked Halo, think he must have had about 30 episodes out then. But as I got older and the show got shitter I stopped watching and started actively disliking the constant Mario-sperging, rambling about Neo-Con conspiracies, crap plot and rampant SJW-ness.

I usually just feel sad for people like Extra Credits and others that don't seem to realise that they're an anachronism, but with Bob it's just so much more painful and psuedo-intellectual and he himself so unlikable that I can't muster any-kind of sympathy.
 
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