Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Oh Long Johnson]

Oklahoma City happened precisely because the government decided to go stomp on a few "right wing militia sh**heads" at Waco and Ruby Ridge, only to discover that heavy handed tactics like that bred resentment and motivate people to hit back. Clinton, for all his other flaws, was at least smart enough to see that and back down.

Though Bob is at least correct that if Clinton had doubled down, it's possible that there wouldn't be a GOP today, or indeed any organized political or social group of any true scale.

It's not only that. You can draw a direct line from the non-stomped Weatherman terrorists to Bubba Clinton pardoning stomped terrorists and the election of Obeem. I forget if Obama pardoned any mad bombers, but there's always something.

Targets, tactics, saturated fats.

 

[Meat Target]

I forget if Obama pardoned any mad bombers, but there's always something.

He didn't pardon them per se, but 4 of the GITMO prisoners he freed in exchange for the deserter Bowe Bergdahl are are now part of the new Taliban government.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

To tweak a quote from Big Pussy Bonpensiero "Bob was always a disturbed kid," GamerGate only brought out his inner demon to the forefront.

Exactly. People like Bob were always a bunch of freaks, and thanks to social media, all the ugly’s out in the open.

 

[Jaracainofthewind]

Issue 76 of the comic. Enjoy.

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Well I hate this but I do like that Futurama exists as a comic.

Spoiler

I don't really like origin stories to explain what is supposed to be a joke. Particularly that he is kind of a broad joke against Kirk and Shatner. Especially when it starts making the world smaller by involving the same people that always do everything. Which is why I start to dislike Futurama after a few seasons. Especially reboot seasons. Like Hermes raising Bender. Dumbest shit.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

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GOP is literally Al Queda:
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Robert is 40. Twenty years ago, he was 20. A pop culture consumer, a film theory /communications student, who was not deeply interested in geopolitics had no idea who Al Queada was on 10 September. I dare say that Robert couldn't point out Afghanistan on a map and that he only knew of its existence because of Rambo. Now, it was and is no sin to be uninterested in geopolitics, but Robert just has to be some Cassandra like figure, cursed to know the track of the future but we lowly ghouls just won't listen to him.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

If America used the same tactics that it used in the Middle East on Republicans, there wouldn't be an America. I'm not saying that to be funny; I'm saying that because enough people in the military would either refuse to follow any orders like that or mutiny. If enough people mutiny, you're looking at Civil War II. If one guy with nukes mutinies, you're looking at an American government accepting the seccession of the areas it's trying to police because nobody wants a nuclear war to own the MAGA's.

I never thought Bob would support the South "rising again", but here we are.

 

[Flexo]

Well I hate this but I do like that Futurama exists as a comic.

Spoiler

I don't really like origin stories to explain what is supposed to be a joke. Particularly that he is kind of a broad joke against Kirk and Shatner. Especially when it starts making the world smaller by involving the same people that always do everything. Which is why I start to dislike Futurama after a few seasons. Especially reboot seasons. Like Hermes raising Bender. Dumbest shit.

You should give the comic a try. It's hit or miss but they do at least try interesting things and I preferred its Simpsons crossover.

 

[King Dead]

Was going to reply to the lunacy of Bobby pretending that he knew what al-Qaeda was pre-9/11, as well as his unhealthy fixation with smashing the Mayo Ghouls into pulp, but it's already been said by everyone else. I like how we're all replying to the second tweet posted, as though none of us can bother reading through the rest. It's like your brain short circuits upon seeing the first absolutely retarded thing Bobby posts and you can't go any further.

Skipping farther down, I don't really buy that whole Chloe Zhao story, considering that absolutely zero trailer shots of the Eternals movie look anywhere close to Villeneuve's work. I guess it wouldn't matter anyway, everything that gets fed into the Marvel machine ends up looking exactly the same (insert video here about how all the fight scenes are created in previz before a script is even written). Hell, even if Villeneuve directed a Marvel movie, I can pretty much guarantee all his style would be bled out of the finished product.

Bob, fat and smug as ever, naturally reduces any praise of Villeneuve to "film bros," in much the same way that he's done for Christopher Nolan post-Batman.

 

[Jaracainofthewind]

You should give the comic a try. It's hit or miss but they do at least try interesting things and I preferred its Simpsons crossover.

You know I read a little of that. I was substituting helping a kid with homework and he was doing a book report on a collection of Simpsons comics from the school library. He was pretty tickled when I told him my best friend at his age had to sneak over to my house to watch Simpsons, because his family thought it was bad.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

I like how we're all replying to the second tweet posted, as though none of us can bother reading through the rest.

To be honest, if I make it to the end of a Positron roundup it's only because I started reading 1/2 to 2/3 down it.

 

[Carlos Thin]

For a man who's whole outlook on life is THINKERS vs BELIEVERS he seems to talk an awful lot about Right and Wrong and Good vs Evil.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The fact that Bob’s ego is so fragile that he can’t admit to making a mistake typing a tweet, and has to blame autocorrect — as if autocorrect would substitute would for wouldn’t or vice versa — tells you all you need to know.

His take on religion is so hilariously facile. Par for the course with Bob. But it’s telling that he has invested 1000000x the amount of time in trying to parse the moral legitimacy and meaning of fucking Mario than he has in pondering the nature and purpose of human life. Obviously in Bob’s religion, the meaning of life is consoomerism. But that he fails to invoke anything more sophisticated than the age-old, superficial “sky daddy” insult is to be expected. To call Bob shallow would be an insult to puddles.

@Positron you remain admirably indefatigable. Because you catalogue this lunacy, the rest of us get to point and laugh our asses off. Thank you.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

For a man who's whole outlook on life is THINKERS vs BELIEVERS he seems to talk an awful lot about Right and Wrong and Good vs Evil.

Moviebobs Facts:
1. All Republicans are evil. Every single one of them. I know this because I am a THINKER.
2. Trannys are all the sex they claim to be. This is not a BELIEVER position.
3. The future was stolen from me by the ignorant. I will die from old age not getting my cyborg body (And not an obesity-related disease or a heart attack death) due to MAGA people and gamergate.
4. Disney, Marvel, China are all GOOD and can do no wrong. Obscure internet forums and rude tweets are THE WORST.
5. I can bench 350 pounds and I'm losing weight. Seriously, despite having no neck, I am getting better with my health.
6. I am super intelligent and witty - despite being an unpopular movie reviewer that provides content that most people find annoying.
7. One day I will have sex.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Moviebobs Facts:
1. All Republicans are evil. Every single one of them. I know this because I am a THINKER.
2. Trannys are all the sex they claim to be. This is not a BELIEVER position.
3. The future was stolen from me by the ignorant. I will die from old age not getting my cyborg body (And not an obesity-related disease or a heart attack death) due to MAGA people and gamergate.
4. Disney, Marvel, China are all GOOD and can do no wrong. Obscure internet forums and rude tweets are THE WORST.
5. I can bench 350 pounds and I'm losing weight. Seriously, despite having no neck, I am getting better with my health.
6. I am super intelligent and witty - despite being an unpopular movie reviewer that provides content that most people find annoying.
7. One day I will have sex.

You forgot “I am a colleague of everyone who has ever appeared in content on the internet or had a website or email address. For this reason I also work in tech.”

 

[Meat Target]

Moviebobs Facts:
1. All Republicans are evil. Every single one of them. I know this because I am a THINKER.
2. Trannys are all the sex they claim to be. This is not a BELIEVER position.
3. The future was stolen from me by the ignorant. I will die from old age not getting my cyborg body (And not an obesity-related disease or a heart attack death) due to MAGA people and gamergate.
4. Disney, Marvel, China are all GOOD and can do no wrong. Obscure internet forums and rude tweets are THE WORST.
5. I can bench 350 pounds and I'm losing weight. Seriously, despite having no neck, I am getting better with my health.
6. I am super intelligent and witty - despite being an unpopular movie reviewer that provides content that most people find annoying.
7. One day I will have sex.

You forgot “I am a colleague of everyone who has ever appeared in content on the internet or had a website or email address. For this reason I also work in tech.”

"I am working class".

 

[Quixotic Man]

You forgot “I am a colleague of everyone who has ever appeared in content on the internet or had a website or email address. For this reason I also work in tech.”

Bob also consider himself part of the film industry.

 

[Meat Target]

Bob also consider himself part of the film industry.

"My books are profitable because some people bought them!"

His whole schtick is one of claiming to be an underappreciated, temporarily-embarrassed Roger Ebert.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob also consider himself part of the film industry.

One of the most cringe things he does is talk about the “pitches” he’d like to make to studio heads and how he puts time into working on them. If a kindergartner says she’s writing a Broadway musical, it’s adorable and you encourage her. When it’s a 40-something (barely) breathing Twitter bot with no valuable connections despite claiming to be “in the film industry,” it’s hard not to wince. His family have gone along with the delusions all this time, haven’t they?

 

[Red Hood]

I really want to see PowerLift Bobert slam some plates. I max bench slightly more than my body weight and I think I'm in good shape for my age. Let's see what you've got, Bobbo.

 

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Im not a retarded sex pest