Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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In this case it's a skinhead being replaced by a black person as he will be playing John Doe.

Based on this video (from 1:43) I can already see that the show will have to make changes to the storyline.
lmao I just assumed Mackie was playing Sweet Tooth because they put the two pictures side by side. They'll probably change his story to being him being a fed plant who's mission is totake down Calypso and white supremacy.
 
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For the latter, there was undoubtedly massive voter fraud that occurred. California is pretty much set up to ensure one-party rule by providing plenty of ways to ensure Dems get tons more votes than they actually would have in a fair election, and I have no doubt they pulled out all the stops to keep him in. Look at the reports of Republicans being told they'd already voted in the recall election, or the millions of mail-in ballots that were sent out and could potentially be filled in by anybody. It's happened before, and it'll keep happening unless someone actually manages to overturn those laws. Meanwhile, California Dems are looking at "reforming" the recall laws to prevent something like this from happening again, because the people can't be trusted, obviously. Just remember, this is the "election fortification" the Dems want to take nationwide.
Late, but wonder how many of you have seen this. TLDW: Mail-in ballots seem designed to identify whether you voted yes to the recall or not.
 
Bob thinks that all conservatives are bullies, and thinks the way that you fight them is to preemptively bully them.

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More Glenn-Senpai and "everyone is a Nazi" posting.

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"You CAN'T 'bully' a bully -- it is just called 'evening the score'. Justice, some might even say"
A reminder that Bobby used to bully weaker kids at school; the bullying he received is just 'evening the score', i.e. justice

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Tell your big brother.
 
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If you know yourself to be human, why are you offended if people call you a rat?
By this reasoning Black people knew they are monkeys all along.

Nuance is problematic.
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Can anyone name a famous Millennial white Republican who wants desperately to be an anime Japanese? I know plenty of white Democrats who want desperately to be a catgirl -- we call them trannies.

Comedian Jim Breuer resents being called "beasts" and "demons" by "our leaders" for refusing the vax and contracting covid:
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> "No one wants to book a bigot. Bad things happens to bad people. Consequences yada yada"
> "Celebs are taking the bigot road to sell tickets."

Huh?

Some ho got banned for being anti-vax on Twitter (or so she claimed), and nothing of value was lost:
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Wut.

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Adoption of children is a noble thing until the wrong person advocates and practices it.
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Greenwald earns a rainbow rating:
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Glenn Greenwald revealed that Elizabeth Warren has pressured Amazon to fuck up their search algorithm in order to suppress wrongthink.
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While we are on Amazon, people are unhappy about the 'Factory Towns' that Amazon threatens to build (Archive of Bloomberg article). Any doubt about the sheer benevolence of Amazon will predictably send Bobby into a gibbering mess:
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If politicians appeal to religious communities, they risk losing the vote of one Arthur Chu.
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Marx himself was against Socialism (or at least the types of Socialism he saw). It's right there in the Communist Manifesto.

Long convo involving Bimbo Politics. I can partly get behind his assertion: big money hates social and economic instability, but it isn't as if petit-bourgie has nothing to lose in a "fascist" uprising.
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Bobby cares about demolished "lost" black communities. Bobby cares a lot because they can feature in National Treasure movies.
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The anchor is overreacting, but the Afghan mess is definitely NOT Trump's fault.

Some residual din over AOC's Met Gala appearance:
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Denis Villeneuve disrespects MCU. We've already seen Chris's reaction.
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You lost all claims to be "artistic" if your boss also sells toys of your film:
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Bobby thinks MCU is indistinguishable from regular cinema; indeed you can pass an MCU scene as a chick flick, and nobody would suspect a thing until the pleather leotards prance in:
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Of course, Bobby wishes Dune, and by extension Warner Bros, to fail. WB traumatized Bobby with Synder's Cut, so it is just called 'evening the score' -- justice, some might say.
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:story: Exactly.

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Archive of the Forbes article. We know Bobby's opinion of Scott Mendelson already.

Luke Lockhart / tranny / MCU bullshit. As usual I removed large swathe of the convo and I don't read to check for consistency.
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Pure autism:
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What Denis Villeneuve said is true. How many MCU origin movies end with the hero fighting an evil counterpart of themselves?
The standard MCU villain is either "evil version of the main character" or "completely forgettable schmuck."

I liked Guardians of the Galaxy, and I couldn't tell you a single personality trait of Ronan the Hammer Guy.
 
The Critical Drinker made a joke about Moviebob in his review of Free Guy.
Holy shit, Bob must be SEETHING. I expect some high-octane copium to flow soon enough.

His tweets always remind me that sarcasm really is the lowest form of humor.
 
Bob thinks that all conservatives are bullies, and thinks the way that you fight them is to preemptively bully them.

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There is also the idiom, "Turnabout is fair play." What a life of luxury Bob has to spend his days to rant on Twitter and create tenth-rate YouTube videos on the MCU or some other ephemeral consumerist bullshit. Most people--conservatives included--are more concerned about paying off their mortgages and putting food on the table. Something that is becoming harder because of the current state of the real estate market and inflation. They don't have the time for the issues that Bob "cares" about (and even then it comes down to his own self-aggrandizement rather than genuine concern). What he really wants is put the boot to face of others to satisfy his own wanton sense of entitlement. His cause du jour is nothing but a flimsy rationalization and cannot even fathom why those he hates would push back. "Preemptively" bullying someone is not evening the score. It makes you the bully because you swung first.

As many have observed on this very thread, Bob is an irredeemable intellectual thug. For as flawed Christianity is, at least Jesus instructed his followers to turn the other cheek. Bob simply can't because the only things that give his life purpose are A) his hedonism, and B) his hatred. Bob refuses to forgive his enemies and thus continues the cycle because his life is otherwise completely empty. He has no intimate relationships or true friendships because he is a hateful cunt. The best he can muster is an imaginary friendship with Lindsay Ellis and borrow his brother's children because no woman would accept his his seed.
 
Bob refuses to forgive his enemies and thus continues the cycle because his life is otherwise completely empty.
Actually Bob needs his perceived “enemies” like he needs oxygen. The rage he unleashes on Twitter would otherwise be turned exactly where it belongs: inward, on himself, the true architect of all his miseries. His Twitter fights are what keep him from facing reality and improving his life. That’s why he’ll always lose. He’ll never change and he’ll always be miserable. It’s the biggest self-own imaginable.
 
Holy shit, Bob must be SEETHING. I expect some high-octane copium to flow soon enough.

His tweets always remind me that sarcasm really is the lowest form of humor.
I don’t think this will get a strong reaction from Bob. If he responds to it at all he’ll deflect with the line about how he’s lost a lot of weight in the years after the video that screen grab is taken from.
 
Bob thinks that all conservatives are bullies, and thinks the way that you fight them is to preemptively bully them.
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More Glenn-Senpai and "everyone is a Nazi" posting.
It's bullshit like this why Moviebob will never receive any of my sympathy if something bad happens to him as a direct result of his own words and actions. He's not worthy of it.



Moviebob, the misinformed and disinformed.



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If you know yourself to be human, why are you offended if people call you a rat?
If anything, rats should be appalled by being comapred to Moviebob.



Nuance is problematic.
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Moviebob, unnuanced racist: ...most racists [...] think they have a "nuanced" take...
Once again, Moviebob lacks self-awareness. His opinions are as nuanced as is the sound of a brick crashing through a seet of glass.



Comedian Jim Breuer resents being called "beasts" and "demons" by "our leaders" for refusing the vax and contracting covid:
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> "No one wants to book a bigot. Bad things happens to bad people. Consequences yada yada"
> "Celebs are taking the bigot road to sell tickets."

Huh?
More important question: What self-respecting convention would ever consider BOOKING the consistently "bad-thing-ist" Moviebob?



Some ho got banned for being anti-vax on Twitter (or so she claimed), and nothing of value was lost:
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Beavis and Butt-Head, to Moviebob: "Shut up, lardass."

Racist Moviebob is racist.



Don't blame me. I literally voted "yes" to try and get that simpering pretty boy out of Sacramento.



Adoption of children is a noble thing until the wrong person advocates and practices it.
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Moviebob, insane moron: I don't care what "majorities" think AND I'm used to being outnumbered by insane morons.
You mean to tell me Moviebob's already been cloned? If so, Bob's discussions with his clones looking and sounding a lot like this:


Greenwald earns a rainbow rating:
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Greenwald can come up with many examples of independent platforms that welcome free thought, dissent, and heterodox discourse. Moviebob's platform, on the other hand, is his vacant cranial cavity that his brain vacated many years ago.



Glenn Greenwald revealed that Elizabeth Warren has pressured Amazon to fuck up their search algorithm in order to suppress wrongthink.
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If "suppressing wrongthink" is code for "keeping Moviebob's toilet paper (such as Brick by Brick) out of the search results", then that would be the first thing Fauxcahontas has done that I could ever agree with.

While we are on Amazon, people are unhappy about the 'Factory Towns' that Amazon threatens to build (Archive of Bloomberg article). Any doubt about the sheer benevolence of Amazon will predictably send Bobby into a gibbering mess:
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Being the textbook definition of "petty", I would figure Moviebob understood "petty" rather well... but then I remembered he's literally incapable of inward reflection.



If politicians appeal to religious communities, they risk losing the vote of one Arthur Chu.
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The good, decent people of the world won't miss Arthur Chu.



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Marx himself was against Socialism (or at least the types of Socialism he saw). It's right there in the Communist Manifesto.
Bob's not going to be happy with any form of governance outside his own Hitlerian Moviebobocracy.



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The anchor is overreacting, but the Afghan mess is definitely NOT Trump's fault.
As if Moviebob knows what genitalia looks like.



I would ask if being a staunch atheist would disqualify Bob from using the "praying hands" emoji... then I remembered Bob is as Islamophile.
 
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