Lolcow Robert Paul Champagne / The Try it Out Guy

Tonight was slow for RPC, but he did have some really choice moments. Here's all of our precious, little, degenerate sissy's posts for tonight:

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Looking real oiled up and ready to go tonight RPC!
Does usual introduction with elderly card reading magic.

Got up around 4:45 today because he was working late. ;)

Story Time: Had a friend who was a security guard named Lester.
He's a Latino guy and they had a great time smoking and drinking last night.
Got fucked real hard by him all night long and even got golden showered!!! (I thought it was just one time RPC??)
Says he just left a few hours ago. (That's a lot of banging! wow)
Has a six pack and 12 inch uncut dick. (He has a really hard time getting the 12 inch part out cause he's jerking it so hard :christine:)
Is a married man! (Be careful RPC!)

Claims that someone called last night, that they were driving up but it was all just a trick.
Shame on those people because if someone who was actually homeless or someone needed it, he wouldn't know cause of all the prank phone calls.
Go prank call Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood cause he doesn't have time for that! (His words :lol:)

Goes back to talking about Lester.
Lester was gonna bring over a friend whose a paralegal but didn't happen as they live in Queens.
It shows that Dr. Drew that he's not lonely!!

Calls himself a "cool guy" repeatedly throughout the video.

Talks about YMH's and how they all look like social rejects of a club.
Every one of his male guys there, like the old ones, look like a bunch of Derricks(The sass is back!) :lol:
They think they're something to look at, BUT SO NOT!
When a pig leads you, you get swine(his words)
Doesn't drink urine all the time, and that one time it was mostly beer and not actual piss.
Only drank urine once or twice just one a dare. (But you got showered last night?!)

Nipple tugging time with extra sniffles.

Forgive him for not picking up all the time because he gets a lot of prank phone calls.

Feelin' real good tonight, so seriously replies please!


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Does usual intro but with more sniffles this time.(I hope he's not getting sick ;( )
Shows off some champagne while doing his ad.

Serious responses only, also you can shave his hair now(Why?).

Now offering services as a personal SEX THERAPIST. (wow. Just let that sink in for a moment...)

Married on the down low and bi-curious are totally fine now too! Please call now!

Talks about the things he got from Cyrus Radio again, as well as about Thugs Live again as well.

Still wants to make abandoned building porno, where he's tied up in a haunted house, and gets beaten and raped repeatedly by demons. :christine:

"Come on over and beat the White Devil out of me!" - RPC (:cryblood:)

Everything is gorgeous and fine. (His apartment)

If you're a black or Latino guy and wanna use him as a medical experiment, you can! (Oh god why)

Also, if you ever see him in the street, you can call out his name, and have him get in your car to be raped by you and your friends. ;)


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He's hard and ready to play!

Just put out an Instagram live thing. (I think he meant to say he's set up his Instagram on his new phone so look out for more live videos. There was none and hadn't been any at the time of posting.)

Right into the fap angle with party hard and serious calls only.
He pans the camera all around this video.

Talks about the man from Texas again.
Wants RPC to come to Texas, to get fucked in a barn, on a haystack, all tied up.

Talks about YMH's new content and that it was "okay, not very professional".

Goes back to fapping after a short rant about that. :lol:
Also gets distracted repeatedly by Will and Grace.

Talks about mixing jelly and peanut butter sexually.
Can't say much more because YouTube!
Must obey the rules. (Can clearly hear him fapping from the mushy sounds of oil with each stroke)

Tries to do some sexy talk but gets distracted by his TV and mixes his words up.

Show him your RAW black or Latino power! :christine:

Still down to do it in the hallway.

He's gonna be coming real soon, so you better call him while you can! ;)
 
Tonight was slow for RPC, but he did have some really choice moments. Here's all of our precious, little, degenerate sissy's posts for tonight:

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No Hat

Looking real oiled up and ready to go tonight RPC!
Does usual introduction with elderly card reading magic.

Got up around 4:45 today because he was working late. ;)

Story Time: Had a friend who was a security guard named Lester.
He's a Latino guy and they had a great time smoking and drinking last night.
Got fucked real hard by him all night long and even got golden showered!!! (I thought it was just one time RPC??)
Says he just left a few hours ago. (That's a lot of banging! wow)
Has a six pack and 12 inch uncut dick. (He has a really hard time getting the 12 inch part out cause he's jerking it so hard :christine:)
Is a married man! (Be careful RPC!)

Claims that someone called last night, that they were driving up but it was all just a trick.
Shame on those people because if someone who was actually homeless or someone needed it, he wouldn't know cause of all the prank phone calls.
Go prank call Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood cause he doesn't have time for that! (His words :lol:)

Goes back to talking about Lester.
Lester was gonna bring over a friend whose a paralegal but didn't happen as they live in Queens.
It shows that Dr. Drew that he's not lonely!!

Calls himself a "cool guy" repeatedly throughout the video.

Talks about YMH's and how they all look like social rejects of a club.
Every one of his male guys there, like the old ones, look like a bunch of Derricks(The sass is back!) :lol:
They think they're something to look at, BUT SO NOT!
When a pig leads you, you get swine(his words)
Doesn't drink urine all the time, and that one time it was mostly beer and not actual piss.
Only drank urine once or twice just one a dare. (But you got showered last night?!)

Nipple tugging time with extra sniffles.

Forgive him for not picking up all the time because he gets a lot of prank phone calls.

Feelin' real good tonight, so seriously replies please!


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Blue Sparkly Hat

Does usual intro but with more sniffles this time.(I hope he's not getting sick ;( )
Shows off some champagne while doing his ad.

Serious responses only, also you can shave his hair now(Why?).

Now offering services as a personal SEX THERAPIST. (wow. Just let that sink in for a moment...)

Married on the down low and bi-curious are totally fine now too! Please call now!

Talks about the things he got from Cyrus Radio again, as well as about Thugs Live again as well.

Still wants to make abandoned building porno, where he's tied up in a haunted house, and gets beaten and raped repeatedly by demons. :christine:

"Come on over and beat the White Devil out of me!" - RPC (:cryblood:)

Everything is gorgeous and fine. (His apartment)

If you're a black or Latino guy and wanna use him as a medical experiment, you can! (Oh god why)

Also, if you ever see him in the street, you can call out his name, and have him get in your car to be raped by you and your friends. ;)


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No Hat #2

He's hard and ready to play!

Just put out an Instagram live thing. (I think he meant to say he's set up his Instagram on his new phone so look out for more live videos. There was none and hadn't been any at the time of posting.)

Right into the fap angle with party hard and serious calls only.
He pans the camera all around this video.

Talks about the man from Texas again.
Wants RPC to come to Texas, to get fucked in a barn, on a haystack, all tied up.

Talks about YMH's new content and that it was "okay, not very professional".

Goes back to fapping after a short rant about that. :lol:
Also gets distracted repeatedly by Will and Grace.

Talks about mixing jelly and peanut butter sexually.
Can't say much more because YouTube!
Must obey the rules. (Can clearly hear him fapping from the mushy sounds of oil with each stroke)

Tries to do some sexy talk but gets distracted by his TV and mixes his words up.

Show him your RAW black or Latino power! :christine:

Still down to do it in the hallway.

He's gonna be coming real soon, so you better call him while you can! ;)
Oh noes, flu season strikes our favourite gay perve! I almost feel like he's such a part of the Kiwi family in this lil' corner of the Farms that we should send him some cold season meds and chicken soup. I hope he doesn't get too sick.

Sex therapist, dear lord. You can't deny he'd be amazing at it though, mostly because he'd enjoy everything so much that even the most emo self-hater would feel good after a round with RPC. An enthusiastic partner is half of the fun, after all.

Wish I had friends like RPC's. Mine just want to talk about stuff and drink. :c
 
He loves Christina. He thinks shes gorgeous and he used to talk about her more than the others in his earlier videos. He gave her one of his barbies when josh potter interviewed him.
That's wonderful. I had forgotten that bit from so much RPC consumption. I need a handy, dandy notebook like Jersh.

Oh noes, flu season strikes our favourite gay perve! I almost feel like he's such a part of the Kiwi family in this lil' corner of the Farms that we should send him some cold season meds and chicken soup. I hope he doesn't get too sick.

Sex therapist, dear lord. You can't deny he'd be amazing at it though, mostly because he'd enjoy everything so much that even the most emo self-hater would feel good after a round with RPC. An enthusiastic partner is half of the fun, after all.

Wish I had friends like RPC's. Mine just want to talk about stuff and drink. :c
We should get him a care package. Considering he lives in the projects, who knows if he's got his shot this season yet or not. :c
Also, it's worth considering with how much he smokes and such, it's only natural he gets sniffles every now and then(he's done this from his previous videos). :story:

Bit of a slow night for our guy RPC. Probably busy banging someone, or being a degenerate hero in Harlem in between videos and Instagram posts. :christine:

Speaking of let's start from the beginning:

Instagram:
He's back everyone! Rejoice! Live stuff soon!! For now we'll have to settle on this still of our hunk. ;)
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Super oily and sexy.

Moving on, we got two ultra dashing stills. Not sure if they were taken in rapid succession(they look like they were).
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Looks like all the YMH fans are immediately in his comments too. Hopefully it works out for him! :)

Now then let's get on to YouTube.
He only posted two videos tonight, so I'm sure he's being overwhelmed with responses to his Instagram comeback. (How precious :christine:)

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Does usual introduction and talks about his live Instagram post. (Welcome back RPC!)

Gets right into fap angle, except we get real close to his face this time while he does his ad and strokes it.
Talks about minors and ends it on "...let me know.", but can't seem to get out know and instead says, "...let me go.", repeatedly.

Story time: Mentions doing an interview for some random black guy from the ghetto.
He's gonna show RPC what he should be doing.
Says that his girl friend is going to video it.
He's super looking forward to it in two weeks. (Here's hoping it happens!)

He's down to get couched while you sleep on his bed, so call now!

"Just strokin' with the doors open." :lol:

Mini story time: Apparently got raped in the shower.
Someone just came in while he was showering and it was the best thing ever. (SO HOT)
That's the best way to do it, he claims.
Eventually gets taken to the bedroom and things get wild.

Does his ad afterwards and talks about how good of a deal it is while constantly tugging his nipples. ;)
Is still very much down to have the, "White Devil" beaten out of him(No RPC, no!)
Also is open to being used in as an infidel prisoner if you're middle eastern. wow :lol:


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Does his usual introduction with more coughs. :c

He's found out that he has 3 Instagram accounts with separate pin codes.
Also talks about his two YouTube's and three Facebook's.
He's very sorry for the confusion of the multiple accounts and doesn't understand or like it himself.

Shows off more of the same champagne for his ads.

Talks about his piece of paper that has all of his information on it.
It's a good thing he has it, otherwise he'd never remember what his numbers are!
Talks more about having three Facebook accounts and that it was because of his iPhone's.
Either way if you wanna talk and have one of his accounts, hit him up!

Talks a lot about the no kids and having to weed them out(He does this in the other video too I should mention).
A lot of each videos time is dedicated to him talking about what he does when kids calls.
Speaking of, in this video he uses an example of some Bail woman he called when her son prank called him.
She was super nice and didn't take too much offense to him.

He's not stupid because he has his piece of paper! (Is he reading this thread? I'm sorry RPC! I just find it amusing :c)
 
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Bit of a slow night for our guy RPC. Probably busy banging someone, or being a degenerate hero in Harlem in between videos and Instagram posts. :christine:

Speaking of let's start from the beginning:

Instagram:
He's back everyone! Rejoice! Live stuff soon!! For now we'll have to settle on this still of our hunk. ;)
Super oily and sexy.

Moving on, we got two ultra dashing stills. Not sure if they were taken in rapid succession(they look like they were).
Looks like all the YMH fans are immediately in his comments too. Hopefully it works out for him! :)

Now then let's get on to YouTube.
He only posted two videos tonight, so I'm sure he's being overwhelmed with responses to his Instagram comeback. (How precious :christine:)

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Does usual introduction and talks about his live Instagram post. (Welcome back RPC!)

Gets right into fap angle, except we get real close to his face this time while he does his ad and strokes it.
Talks about minors and ends it on "...let me know.", but can't seem to get out know and instead says, "...let me go.", repeatedly.

Story time: Mentions doing an interview for some random black guy from the ghetto.
He's gonna show RPC what he should be doing.
Says that his girl friend is going to video it.
He's super looking forward to it in two weeks. (Here's hoping it happens!)

He's down to get couched while you sleep on his bed, so call now!

"Just strokin' with the doors open." :lol:

Mini story time: Apparently got raped in the shower.
Someone just came in while he was showering and it was the best thing ever. (SO HOT)
That's the best way to do it, he claims.
Eventually gets taken to the bedroom and things get wild.

Does his ad afterwards and talks about how good of a deal it is while constantly tugging his nipples. ;)
Is still very much down to have the, "White Devil" beaten out of him(No RPC, no!)
Also is open to being used in as an infidel prisoner if you're middle eastern. wow :lol:


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Does his usual introduction with more coughs. :c

He's found out that he has 3 Instagram accounts with separate pin codes.
Also talks about his two YouTube's and three Facebook's(link to the Facebook's?)
He's very sorry for the confusion of the multiple accounts and doesn't understand or like it himself.

Shows off more of the same champagne for his ads.

Talks about his piece of paper that has all of his information on it.
It's a good thing he has it, otherwise he'd never remember what his numbers are!
Talks more about having three Facebook accounts and that it was because of his iPhone's.
Either way if you wanna talk and have one of his accounts, hit him up!

Talks a lot about the no kids and having to weed them out(He does this in the other video too I should mention).
A lot of each videos time is dedicated to him talking about what he does when kids calls.
Speaking of, in this video he uses an example of some Bail woman he called when her son prank called him.
She was super nice and didn't take too much offense to him.

He's not stupid because he has his piece of paper! (Is he reading this thread? I'm sorry RPC! I just find it amusing :c)
Links to his Facebook are in the OP, I don't think he uses them really though. AFAIK his other 2 Instagram accounts were nuked
 
A little OT but I found uncle Terry's channel with all his videos NSFW obviously

Here's the rest of last night's videos (He only posted 3, he's also still deleting videos from his other channel):

60015524168 D4141D42 8F5B 410A B229 3EFCAC3A1EA5: Alright story time, a guy called Peter Cook came over earlier, he asked could he bring a friend and RPC said no problem so he brought his dad. Peter is 18, they said well you said you were looking for a father and son team. The dad was a big guy with tattoos and they both worked him over good. They were taking turns on him, back and front. The dad brought a bag with him that had a leather strap in it and he whipped RPC's butt. It was the dad's birthday present and Peter brought him to fuck RPC as a birthday present. RPC was going like a trooper, they were stroking him and using him. Peter said he's going to tell all his college friends about RPC. They gave him a golden shower as well too and then afterwards told him he stank but that it was sexy. The dad took out some toys and shoved them up his butt. RPC loved it all, they were the hottest father and son team. The dad picked him up and brought him to the bedroom and said open up it's time for some milk chocolate (Did he shit in his mouth?) They smacked him in the face a few times and dragged him out to the staircase and banged him. Their friend from the 3rd floor saw them at the staircase and told them to bring RPC up to him. He's a Latino guy. They went up to him and he joined in too. The three of them got around him and used him. Latino guy put duct tape over RPC's mouth so he couldn't speak. It was the hottest time. True story. This was a good day. (Whew that was a wild ride from start to finish)

60015632145 CCD094FC 3100 404D BF26 7726C486D5EB: Back wearing his flashing NYE hat with Will & Grace playing loudly in the background. Does his ad and shows the alcohol he has for guys who want to come over and fuck him. Trying to get a team together to start exploring abandoned buildings. One x rated version and one safe for YouTube version. Does his ad again. Keeps repeating if you need clothes and food to give him a call. For 220 (His words) he wants to be more progressive and make sexier videos and set up his PornHub account. If you're a black militant who wants to beat up a white guy give him a call. Is also willing to do nude house keeping or be a nude janitor in a garage. Sings happy birthday to Chris (Don't know who this is)
 
Here's the rest of last night's videos (He only posted 3, he's also still deleting videos from his other channel):

60015524168 D4141D42 8F5B 410A B229 3EFCAC3A1EA5: Alright story time, a guy called Peter Cook came over earlier, he asked could he bring a friend and RPC said no problem so he brought his dad. Peter is 18, they said well you said you were looking for a father and son team. The dad was a big guy with tattoos and they both worked him over good. They were taking turns on him, back and front. The dad brought a bag with him that had a leather strap in it and he whipped RPC's butt. It was the dad's birthday present and Peter brought him to fuck RPC as a birthday present. RPC was going like a trooper, they were stroking him and using him. Peter said he's going to tell all his college friends about RPC. They gave him a golden shower as well too and then afterwards told him he stank but that it was sexy. The dad took out some toys and shoved them up his butt. RPC loved it all, they were the hottest father and son team. The dad picked him up and brought him to the bedroom and said open up it's time for some tard cum chocolate (Did he shit in his mouth?) They smacked him in the face a few times and dragged him out to the staircase and banged him. Their friend from the 3rd floor saw them at the staircase and told them to bring RPC up to him. He's a Latino guy. They went up to him and he joined in too. The three of them got around him and used him. Latino guy put duct tape over RPC's mouth so he couldn't speak. It was the hottest time. True story. This was a good day. (Whew that was a wild ride from start to finish)

60015632145 CCD094FC 3100 404D BF26 7726C486D5EB: Back wearing his flashing NYE hat with Will & Grace playing loudly in the background. Does his ad and shows the alcohol he has for guys who want to come over and fuck him. Trying to get a team together to start exploring abandoned buildings. One x rated version and one safe for YouTube version. Does his ad again. Keeps repeating if you need clothes and food to give him a call. For 220 (His words) he wants to be more progressive and make sexier videos and set up his PornHub account. If you're a black militant who wants to beat up a white guy give him a call. Is also willing to do nude house keeping or be a nude janitor in a garage. Sings happy birthday to Chris (Don't know who this is)
Chris is either someone from the projects he knows, or is one of the people that hit him up on Instagram I bet.

RPC what are we gonna do with you?
I wonder how much longer he can keep taking all these beatings and pure, raw, hardcore sex. :c
Also as far as that Uncle Terry guy is concerned, we'll have to dig into him another time, though RPC's fascination with him is rather admiring. :christine:
Anyway wonder what he's up to tonight...

Here's an update on his Instagram, as he posts there before and between videos:
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Onto the videos!

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Accidentally calls himself Hard Rock Rob instead of Bob in the introduction. :lol:
Still ready to slob on your knob though.
Mentions his social media accounts too and wants you to hit him up!

Just got up around 4 PM.

Story time:
Invited someone to come over.
It was a bi-curious Puerto Rican's birthday from the neighborhood and he came over, banged RPC hard, of course brought a friend. ;)
Told RPC that when his wife isn't in the mood, he'll be over any time.
RPC's friend loves his open door policy as well ;)

Some choice rhymes in this one as he wanks throughout the video.

If you're going 18 and wanna tear him apart at your birthday party, he's down!

Will give black or Latino men permission to own him as their possession, and do whatever they please. Please call...
More beating the White Devil.

Mutters that he got food yesterday and that he has plenty of food in the house.

Keeps mentioning being experimented on and how down he is to be pumped full of drugs and steroids. :cryblood:

Last night was a good night!

More nipple tugging action, as he tells us to have a very beautiful day. :christine:


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Doing his mafia act through introduction and takes a huge hit of his cigar.
You know his digits boyyyyyy.

Looking for his hot Arabians to come over and have sex with the mafia sexist. (His words :lol:)

Keeps taking huge audible puffs of his cigar throughout the video, so much so, that he clouds his whole frame.

Just wants people to come over and mutilate him and just have fun.
As long as you're having fun, it doesn't matter what happens to him.
He's your dirty boy.
Contact him if you wanna put out that cigar on him.(His words.)
He's your hoe.

"Put that huge, tube missile in his ass and fill him full of gas." :story:

Talks about the birthday pounding some more.
Took the money and gave it to charity.
They both were hung like horses. :christine:
Took it all like a man.

Shows off some more alcohol.

Mentions he wants golden showers specifically during one of his ads.
:thinking:

Looking for guys to pierce his nipples too.

Lots of choice quotes in this one too actually. :lol:


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Welcome back to the hot, sexy, Mafia guy!
Does his usual introduction, still puffing hard on that cigar.

Totally free sex parties, just needs a ride. (Oh, RPC!)

"...slide down the middle, slide in between, and shove it and make me scream" :story:

Talks about wanting to be told to strip down and groped on the subway.
Wants to be humiliated and walk around the subway nude at the command of a black or Latino man.
Of course he wants it to be filmed as well. ;)

Goes on for a minute plus straight about wanting to be mutilated and you better be a good punisher. (:_(

Opens his ad up to Italian guys.
If you're a hot Guido and wanna fuck, he's down!
Pound him like a nice piece of meat.

Is willing to fix your car for free so long as you can get him a ride there.
Also you can lube him up and fuck him as he tries to do it.

Wants to bring back to when men were men!!!

Sneezes in the middle of reading his numbers because of the heavy cigar smoking.
Promptly apologizes (Aww RPC) :oops:

He cuts himself off at the end of the video :lol:
Side note: Why do most cows do this? Ha ha.
 
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RPC only posted 1 video so here it is:

60029168134 E2856AC1 A5ED 49D6 901E 3415D83E6738: Alright story time, RPC found a homeless guy called Rick in the stairwell yesterday and he felt sorry for him because it was so cold out so he invited him in to get warm. RPC let him have a shower and gave him some food to eat and Rick banged him really hard. He was wild, kept grabbing him and banging him, it was the hottest time. RPC is going to help Rick get in contact with a social worker and help him out with the forms and stuff. Gave him his address and told him to come back any time. (Pity he didn't want to stay). Does his ad and talks about setting up his Porn Hub channel to get that money! Does his ad again.

@AlexaAutismo found his other Instagram accounts:

Here are a few of his photos from those accounts:
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He's also been deleting more videos off his second YouTube channel (Down to 32 now).
 
Here's my picks from last night's videos:

60040506382 947A6B94 C8BD 4D43 9278 77DADAD20B5E: Very excited introduction, then he does his ad while we wanks out of shot. Adds some missile imagery into the mix. Does his ad again, will & grace is on very loud in the background. Still offering $100 a month for whoever wants to move in with him and talks about setting up his PornHub account.

60037261815 889BE9F5 2B98 4619 A252 7AFD8021E9D1: :People are saying he's been badmouthing YMH and Dr. Drew but he hasn't. If anything they're the ones who were badmouthing him. He had explained the situation with his apartment to Dr. Drew before he did the interview, Dr. Drew should open his ears. YMH didn't make him a star he was a star years ago and still really popular on Coney Island. There were no flies in his house. He just did an interview with a local guy who got it that RPC is not a hoarder, he's an antique collector. There's a difference. Dr. Drew was analyzing him but he was also analyzing Dr. Drew. His teeth are fucked up because he fell when he was drunk and of course he was out with a drag queen who was no help. He could've been killed, praise Satan it was only his teeth that were damaged. He was a star and used to host parties and do comedy. Doesn't want people sharing his videos from YouTube. (Oops). Howard Stern personally gave him a new phone and laptop an he clean his apartment's aura with some crystals. Tom Segura needs a hair transplant, Josh Potter needs to clean himself up otherwise he's ok, Dr. Drew has a small head and giant body. Credit to HRN for not letting people interview him in his house. Loved Ricky Gervais at the Golden Globes, UK has the best comedians, American comedians just don't have their talent. He's over it all.

60039924075 27C71C5A 70D1 45B2 AFA5 6DB8E9E77A22: Wants to get things straight about YMH. He isn't bipolar just gets a bit jumpy. Don't make jokes about the man that died upstairs. He committed suicide, it was a terrible death. Paul Brazil is a closet gay, was someones bitch in jail or is in a gang. Tom Segura shouldn't be laughing at anyone because of his obesity, grey beard and face. (LOL) Dr. Drew is just trying to be famous. People have a right to live, shouldn't be making fun of them. Gradually sorting his apartment out but loves the kind of Gothic museum vibe he's got going on. Spoke to someone else who was interviewed by them before he did his YMH interviews and didn't believe them. Had an interview with a local guy and it went much better, he was very sweet. Dr. Drew jut doesn't look right to RPC with his tiny head and giant body. Just not sexy. His shirt is all velour and was designed just for him. Complaining about getting crank phone calls because YMH passed his number around. :story: Howard Stern gave him advice on doing interviews going forward, getting ready for Coney Island and is hosting some nights in nightclubs. Accuses Tom Segura of copying peoples routines. (ouch, hitting him where it hurts, right in the comedy). He's lost some weight, down to size 34 jeans now, getting his teeth fixed. Dr. Drew he had an accident!

60037035832 AE4DB42E C672 4454 B638 16744BEE1BD0: He was really busy doing some art projects and lost such track of time he was falling asleep while working. (explains why he hasn't posted many videos the last few days). He had a long sleep and he's feeling great. Got a call from a guy who wants to jerk him off with mustard. RPC thinks it's a weird request but he's down for it. His other phone is back working so you can call him on that now too. Does his ad, no English necessary. If you hate white guys and want to beat a white guy he's the guy. If you want to do experiments on him and mutilate him, he will be your guinea pig. He's not proper mad at YMH just doesn't like how they used him. His circle of people don't hurt people's feelings like that. Explains that he has a habit of letting himself go during the winter but come Spring/ Summer he's always well groomed. Still loves YMH but he's done with them. He's a good sex therapist and doesn't charge a penny.
 
Here's my picks from last night's videos:

60045856312 CEA246E8 542B 494A 88F3 A47C4A445B43: Alright story time: RPC was out shopping and he bumped into a drunk black guy who was lost so he brought him home and bang bang bang they banged! His name was Lee and he was married but no judgement, RPC told him to tell his wife that he was sick and stayed at a friends house. Through with YMH and has gotten rid of all the negative energy he was getting from them as he was advised to do by his mother and Howard Stern. YMH didn't make him famous, he was famous before them. People know him in Queens, Brooklyn, Bronx, Coney Island, Manhattan, YMH didn't make him famous. Trying to redecorate a room but he's stuck for ideas. If you're a black/ latino medical student and you want to tie him up and mutliate him, give him a call. (WTF Robert?) When life gives him lemons he makes champagne. Lady in his local McDonalds was very upset at how YMH were treating RPC. She said if he wants they can stop their sponsorship. RPC said no need to do that they probably need the money. They're not good comedians.

60045986528 3679300F DA68 47C9 B792 4CC3C498B410: Mafia sex man. Does his ad and then asks for people to stop making prank calls, he has things to be doing and these calls are wasting his time. Talks about the guy he had over last night. He banged RPC's butt and went home to his wife, it was the hottest time and most importantly, he made a friend. He doesn't drink piss by the way, just did it once in a blue moon to remember his s&m roots. Loves Starsky and Hutch, back when men were men and they didn't make jokes about people. Making jokes about people isn't manly, it's what women do. Tom Segura is a woman! YMH didn't make him famous, $2000 and no contract doesn't go far. When he used to host bingo at the clubs he got $10,000.
 
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Here’s last night’s videos, he only posted 3 and they’re all YMH rants:

60058425836 32CA11B8 81CF 4D8C 99D3 563A14490AF: Talking about the manager in his local McDonalds. He wouldn’t take YMH’s sponsorship away, he’s not that petty. Does his ad. Talks about wanting to set up his talk show. Looking for new suggestions because it’s 2020 and we’re in a new era. Complains about the building upkeep not being done and that he had to pay for his bathroom to be fixed and the carpet to be replaced after the leak from upstairs. His trust for YMH is gone now. Two black guys are coming to interview him at the weekend and they are also going to bang him – RPC’s looking forward to this. Talks about a Latino guy he went out with this morning. He’s 25 and lives with his parents. Ashley the cat loves everyone and she’s doing great. Does his ad again. He doesn’t make much effort in the winter but just wait until spring/ summer and you’ll see a big change. He’s still on his diet and going to the gym. Calls himself Hard Rock Nick when he says goodbye on this video (LOL)

600571 80050 20FC334F 27AA 44AD AA99 8CEE7EB51F9F: Doesn’t hate everyone in YMH but Tom Segura is a selfish Bastard , Christina thinks she’s queen of them all and they’re all using Josh Potter. But hey, you meet both good and bad people. He met good and bad people through YMH and his ads and on Facebook. Tom Segura, Dr. Drew, Christina P. and Josh Potter are trying to be funny but they’re not funny at all. Complains about the building not being looked after. He only moved here to live with his mom and stayed after she died because all his bills are paid for. (Is everything still in Mama Champagne’s name? Has RPC just admitted to fraud?) Talks about how he could get McDonalds to pull their sponsorship of YMH because he knows the manager of his local McDonalds and told her what YMH did to him. Tom Segura, Dr. Drew, Christina P. an d Josh Potter are all on hi Shit list. He’s done with them. He doesn’t hate them though, he feels sorry for them because they’ve got a lot of karma coming to them. Does his ad and includes that he’s very good at listening to other people’s problems.

(This video is great and well worth a watch)

60054392889 85362947 D917 4697 A5BA 3583C0123A61: Super enthusiastic welcome to Lucifer’s Lair. Had juice, pastry and coffee a restaurant he went to earlier today with a new friend. This guy saw RPC’s interview with Dr. Drew and convinced him to come out for a chat so they went and got breakfast. Just as friends though but RPC seems into him. Says the US army wouldn’t even draft Josh Potter and compares him to a dog. Christina P. needs to get her hair and make-up sorted because she’s really showing her age. Hard Rock Nick’s make up looks better. (LMAO) tom Segura’s got viruses in his beard (WTF?) and needs a hair transplant. RPC was talking to his good friend Dr. Phil about Dr. Drew. Dr. Phil told him not to mind Dr. Drew because he’s only a fake podcast doctor. Calls Dr. Drew a senior citizen on steroids and says not even Satan would have him. Paul Brazil is a secret gay and probably eats Dr. Drew out and slobs on that knob. Does his ad and includes that he has fresh pastries from the restaurant he was at earlier for anyone who wants to drop over. Says he used to work with Bob MacKay and talks about setting up his talk show. Says he’ll get Josh Potter a flea shot and he’ll get Tom Segura a hair piece. Good for HRN not doing interviews in his house. He feels really bad for Jeffree Starr because of his break up. Advises Starr to stay strong and move on because he’s too good to take back his ex.
 
That intro with the third one, somewhere between a perfect radio cadence and nails on a chalk board tone. The "good looking Latino" bit sounds much more peppy than usual - maybe he is tired during a lot of his regular videos shot in the dark? He is also coming across as very intentionally sassy, is this video in a persona?
 
That intro with the third one, somewhere between a perfect radio cadence and nails on a chalk board tone. The "good looking Latino" bit sounds much more peppy than usual - maybe he is tired during a lot of his regular videos shot in the dark? He is also coming across as very intentionally sassy, is this video in a persona?
If the 25 year old latino exists I think rpc is smitten, if not hes probably just trying to change it up. Theres no character for these videos he's just still super pissed at ymh. It's kind of like the way he was when he started doing videos about HRN. I like sassy rpc though, I particularly enjoyed the ymh good friend Dr Phil part
 
Here's all that our jolly, wholesome, degenerate has been up to tonight:

Instagram stuffs:
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On to the YouTube's:

Video: 60063454680 640F8CAB B317 4637 86A3 6E4C9F95385B
No hat, with shirt.

Got a lot of energy this "morning" doing his introduction.

Mentions that he's had a rough night.
"Too much work, worked my butt off". ;)
Never gets one vacation.

Looking for a manager now, an agent type who can get him bookings, limos and champagne. That kinda stuff. :story:
He performs and sings, mentions Coney Island but needs to move on to better things, so please reach out!
Would love to do clubs and sex movies, but it all has to be on the books.

Talks about how he wakes up in the morning and feels like shit some more. (Oh no RPC! Please feel better soon).

Doesn't wanna a podcast show, wants a full on cable show.
Needs to get ahead like how Oprah did.

Doesn't wanna offend anybody with his jokes but he's a comedian.
Talks about how he's so snippy.(YASS QUEEN SLAY)

Story time:
Was talking about drag queens with a bunch of rubber tits that can't get milk cause they're flat, at a gay bar in Manhattan.
It was just jokes and some found it offensive.
He doesn't wanna try and be offensive with his jokes, cause they're just jokes. :story:

Claims that he can be very cynical at time.

Needs to get another place.
Doesn't like his current place.
Is going to try and get a job in Coney Island or even LA(RPC laughs about this).

Talks about his mom and his memories. :(

Wants to get his YouTube sorted so he can go forward with his moves on Thugs Live.

As always interviews need to be done in hotels and wants to design his own wardrobe for his show. :)

Doesn't blame HRN for his designer clothes, because he can't judge himself as he loves the S&M clothing etc.

Going to get his teeth fixed so he can get promo shots done.

Forgives Josh, Christina and the others except for Dr. Drew.
Claims he took psychology and such in school with a specialty in sexuality.
Talks mad shit about Dr. Drew's advice as a result. :lol:
Doesn't wanna condemn anybody though.

Mean orange man is putting guys in Russia and starting a war! (What the fuck RPC.)

Dr. Drew must do something about his head or his body.
Don't look so good with how it all fits as it is. :story:

Side note: Holy shit this sassy RPC recognition is beautiful. Please RPC, capitalize on this!!


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Mafia hat, with yellow shirt.

Does his introduction with much enthusiasm and energy again.

Talks more about his forgiveness to certain members of the YMH crew.
Mentions that when he gets really mad, he spills the beans.
But as far as Dr. Drew, you're the problem.
Even mentions how it might be anger from his mom passing away and all the memories associated with the place.
:thinking:

Feels good and likes who he is. :)
Doesn't know why he does what he really does. (Heh...)

Was on some crazy diet and he's finally starting to get his arms back.
He proceeds to show it off and mocks Dr. Drew at the same time. :story:

Still wanting to relocate to a new place as too many people in the neighborhood recognize him and especially his mom.
Mentions LA again for the talk show and Coney Island in general as a place to live.

Has a cold and sneezes throughout the video.(Oh no!! I think it's time for that care package :( )

Doesn't laugh at people like Dr. Drew but has psychology skills and wants to help people.

Talks about sex addiction and that it's generally okay so long as you're not killing or raping anyone.
Do it in the house and just let the beast out in the house. ;)
Likes somebody who knows how to dress, is into politics and political science, movie art, architecture(very high art stuff in general).
If you meet that description then you're already cool with him!

Mentions the agent stuff again during another ad break.

More mentions of wanting to do his comedy show, wanting a studio, lobby, limos, etc. (Really trying to live it up, huh RPC?)
So give him a call if you're agent(again, again).

Has officially given up his old catch phrases like "Beat me", "Piss on me", etc.
New catchphrases are: "Smokin' and Strokin'." :story:

Call him now and lets smoke and stroke!!!
Cuts himself off at the end in the middle of saying smoking and stroking. :lol:


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No hat, nude.

Does his usual introduction with somewhat less energy, and once again, reading that sweet elderly card for his numbers.

Story time: Had a friend over that was in the neighborhood.
Came over and hit it.
Things got really wild.
"Slobbered all over his knob". :lol:
Gets into the fap angle as he tells the story.
Had sex twice then smoked and drank.
Guy is black and banged him so hard! :christine:
Left eventually and is a security guard for the neighborhood(the 'friend' mentioned).
Knows how to use his dick. ;)

More experiments and kink talk.(:cryblood:)

"Ready for those hardcore freaks to get in the sack, so call him now and break his back.":christine:

More Porn Hub assistance talk and advertisement.
Get rich now cause it's super hot and he knows it'll be the best.

Still wants the White Devil beaten out of him.

Slept good and feeling better, just waiting for you to come over ;).

More talk show plans(Same shit).


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No hat, black shirt.

Skips his introduction and goes right into a CLASSIC HRN(AKA Nick Johansson) rant. :lol:

HUGE HRN RANT:

HRN says he lives on/near planes now.
RPC says that if he does indeed live near a plane, then we would hear it in the videos and such.
"HRN dresses like a real faggot!" HOLY shit RPC :story:
We all know that he fucks blow up dolls. :lol:
Will never give an interview where he's at even though he claims that he lives in an estate.
HRN is clearly a homo who is trying to pass as a straight man(RPC's words :story:).
His outfit he wears is on clearance, and is no more than $15. :lol:
RPC knows who he is as he likes his champagne and doing all this art.
Didn't know that HRN was a girl!!!! (Sassy RPC chill wow)
HRN is not going to give up 2020.
RPC heard that both of HRN's girlfriends are just transvestites and he's just getting fat now, sleeping in his sofa bed.
RPC called the hotel that he supposedly uses, and they confirmed he was in his hotel room during his video recordings.
HRN gotta stop lying!!!
RPC is laughing at HRN endlessly. :lol:
HRN HAS HERPES! HERPES, HERPES, HERPES!
RPC claims that one of his "boyfriends" says that HRN loves to bottom and take it up the ass!
RPC is very amused by this. :lol:
RPC gives us a very nice song about HRN lying. (worth a watch. Starts @ 6:16)

In the end RPC promises that he's going to expose HRN for everything he's done.
Doesn't wanna be like him, just wants to be real.
Loves you all ❤


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Flashing NYE hat, naked.

Does usual intro with the same vigor and energy from earlier.
Ready to bang the days away so give him a call ;)

Talks about his champagne and all the stuff he has to make things comfortable if you come over but then goes right into a quick HRN rant.

Feeling good though, just got done talking to some people from Coney Island.

Talks about how he's a class act so please come interview him! (As he shakes his nipples like he's twerking :story:)
ANYTHING GOES THOUGH!

Loves company in general, can get into it if you want but chilling is good too.
If you're a gay couple and wanna use him as a toy that's cool too!

He's getting back to life! Fuck Dr. Drew!
Talks about Dr. Drew and his flies. "Get out! Get out! Get out!", RPC shouts as he imitates Dr. Drew's reaction as a troll to the alleged flies in his apartment.


And that my friends is his unholy autism of tonight! :oops:
 
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Here's all that our jolly, wholesome, degenerate has been up to tonight:

Instagram stuffs:

On to the YouTube's:

Video: 60063454680 640F8CAB B317 4637 86A3 6E4C9F95385B
No hat, with shirt.

Got a lot of energy this "morning" doing his introduction.

Mentions that he's had a rough night.
"Too much work, worked my butt off". ;)
Never gets one vacation.

Looking for a manager now, an agent type who can get him bookings, limos and champagne. That kinda stuff. :story:
He performs and sings, mentions Coney Island but needs to move on to better things, so please reach out!
Would love to do clubs and sex movies, but it all has to be on the books.

Talks about how he wakes up in the morning and feels like shit some more. (Oh no RPC! Please feel better soon).

Doesn't wanna a podcast show, wants a full on cable show.
Needs to get ahead like how Oprah did.

Doesn't wanna offend anybody with his jokes but he's a comedian.
Talks about how he's so snippy.(YASS QUEEN SLAY)

Story time:
Was talking about drag queens with a bunch of rubber tits that can't get tard cum cause they're flat, at a gay bar in Manhattan.
It was just jokes and some found it offensive.
He doesn't wanna try and be offensive with his jokes, cause they're just jokes. :story:

Claims that he can be very cynical at time.

Needs to get another place.
Doesn't like his current place.
Is going to try and get a job in Coney Island or even LA(RPC laughs about this).

Talks about his mom and his memories. :(

Wants to get his YouTube sorted so he can go forward with his moves on Thugs Live.

As always interviews need to be done in hotels and wants to design his own wardrobe for his show. :)

Doesn't blame HRN for his designer clothes, because he can't judge himself as he loves the S&M clothing etc.

Going to get his teeth fixed so he can get promo shots done.

Forgives Josh, Christina and the others except for Dr. Drew.
Claims he took psychology and such in school with a specialty in sexuality.
Talks mad shit about Dr. Drew's advice as a result. :lol:
Doesn't wanna condemn anybody though.

Mean orange man is putting guys in Russia and starting a war! (What the fuck RPC.)

Dr. Drew must do something about his head or his body.
Don't look so good with how it all fits as it is. :story:

Side note: Holy shit this sassy RPC recognition is beautiful. Please RPC, capitalize on this!!


Video: 60063728113 603CC80D 82F7 45E9 970D DADB56BD4246
Mafia hat, with yellow shirt.

Does his introduction with much enthusiasm and energy again.

Talks more about his forgiveness to certain members of the YMH crew.
Mentions that when he gets really mad, he spills the beans.
But as far as Dr. Drew, you're the problem.
Even mentions how it might be anger from his mom passing away and all the memories associated with the place.
:thinking:

Feels good and likes who he is. :)
Doesn't know why he does what he really does. (Heh...)

Was on some crazy diet and he's finally starting to get his arms back.
He proceeds to show it off and mocks Dr. Drew at the same time. :story:

Still wanting to relocate to a new place as too many people in the neighborhood recognize him and especially his mom.
Mentions LA again for the talk show and Coney Island in general as a place to live.

Has a cold and sneezes throughout the video.(Oh no!! I think it's time for that care package :( )

Doesn't laugh at people like Dr. Drew but has psychology skills and wants to help people.

Talks about sex addiction and that it's generally okay so long as you're not killing or raping anyone.
Do it in the house and just let the beast out in the house. ;)
Likes somebody who knows how to dress, is into politics and political science, movie art, architecture(very high art stuff in general).
If you meet that description then you're already cool with him!

Mentions the agent stuff again during another ad break.

More mentions of wanting to do his comedy show, wanting a studio, lobby, limos, etc. (Really trying to live it up, huh RPC?)
So give him a call if you're agent(again, again).

Has officially given up his old catch phrases like "Beat me", "Piss on me", etc.
New catchphrases are: "Smokin' and Strokin'." :story:

Call him now and lets smoke and stroke!!!
Cuts himself off at the end in the middle of saying smoking and stroking. :lol:


Video: 60066467414 FF2775F0 C123 4684 A39D B4E3637058C2
No hat, nude.

Does his usual introduction with somewhat less energy, and once again, reading that sweet elderly card for his numbers.

Story time: Had a friend over that was in the neighborhood.
Came over and hit it.
Things got really wild.
"Slobbered all over his knob". :lol:
Gets into the fap angle as he tells the story.
Had sex twice then smoked and drank.
Guy is black and banged him so hard! :christine:
Left eventually and is a security guard for the neighborhood(the 'friend' mentioned).
Knows how to use his dick. ;)

More experiments and kink talk.(:cryblood:)

"Ready for those hardcore freaks to get in the sack, so call him now and break his back.":christine:

More Porn Hub assistance talk and advertisement.
Get rich now cause it's super hot and he knows it'll be the best.

Still wants the White Devil beaten out of him.

Slept good and feeling better, just waiting for you to come over ;).

More talk show plans(Same shit).


Video: 60067395030 D3A7106D 3D55 4F49 9B9B DC13C78E165D
No hat, black shirt.

Skips his introduction and goes right into a CLASSIC HRN(AKA Nick Johansson) rant. :lol:

HUGE HRN RANT:

HRN says he lives on/near planes now.
RPC says that if he does indeed live near a plane, then we would hear it in the videos and such.
"HRN dresses like a real faggot!" HOLY shit RPC :story:
We all know that he fucks blow up dolls. :lol:
Will never give an interview where he's at even though he claims that he lives in an estate.
HRN is clearly a homo who is trying to pass as a straight man(RPC's words :story:).
His outfit he wears is on clearance, and is no more than $15. :lol:
RPC knows who he is as he likes his champagne and doing all this art.
Didn't know that HRN was a girl!!!! (Sassy RPC chill wow)
HRN is not going to give up 2020.
RPC heard that both of HRN's girlfriends are just transvestites and he's just getting fat now, sleeping in his sofa bed.
RPC called the hotel that he supposedly uses, and they confirmed he was in his hotel room during his video recordings.
HRN gotta stop lying!!!
RPC is laughing at HRN endlessly. :lol:
HRN HAS HERPES! HERPES, HERPES, HERPES!
RPC claims that one of his "boyfriends" says that HRN loves to bottom and take it up the ass!
RPC is very amused by this. :lol:
RPC gives us a very nice song about HRN lying. (worth a watch. Starts @ 6:16)

In the end RPC promises that he's going to expose HRN for everything he's done.
Doesn't wanna be like him, just wants to be real.
Loves you all ❤


Video: 60067529802 FB2DF985 3A29 4C6B B172 DDF72ADD8322
Flashing NYE hat, naked.

Does usual intro with the same vigor and energy from earlier.
Ready to bang the days away so give him a call ;)

Talks about his champagne and all the stuff he has to make things comfortable if you come over but then goes right into a quick HRN rant.

Feeling good though, just got done talking to some people from Coney Island.

Talks about how he's a class act so please come interview him! (As he shakes his nipples like he's twerking :story:)
ANYTHING GOES THOUGH!

Loves company in general, can get into it if you want but chilling is good too.
If you're a gay couple and wanna use him as a toy that's cool too!

He's getting back to life! Fuck Dr. Drew!
Talks about Dr. Drew and his flies. "Get out! Get out! Get out!", RPC shouts as he imitates Dr. Drew's reaction as a troll to the alleged flies in his apartment.


And that my friends is his unholy autism of tonight! :oops:
It's so weird when he wears clothes. We need to start making notes of the life advice he's giving out. Sex addiction is okay just don't rape anyone, watch your wallets when you're out because drag queens will steal them etc. They're all gold.
I missed his HRN rants.
 
It's so weird when he wears clothes. We need to start making notes of the life advice he's giving out. Sex addiction is okay just don't rape anyone, watch your wallets when you're out because drag queens will steal them etc. They're all gold.
I missed his HRN rants.
Me too. It was absolutely great to hear the advice, the YMH AND HRN rants, all in the same videos. Really felt blessed.

Very slow night for RPC. Wonder if he's actually getting all that tail finally. :christine:

Have a piece of info from my source that says that RPC is actually 45, and is going to try and fix his teeth(as he's said in his videos, but not a fabrication after all!)

Here's the highlights from his Instagram tonight(No private pics, sorry):
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Onto the videos:

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No hat, blue shirt.

Does his usual intro with new catchphrase "Hard Rock Bob, ready to slob on your knob!".

Mentions how if you're 18 and won't even get drafted and wanted a good piece of that Danny butt, call! :story:

Bi-curious still A-O.K.

He's going to serve his country with his body in WW3! :christine:

Story time: Talks about how he had a beautiful morning and a Latino guy spent the night.
Had happy bang time! ;)
They all were smokin' and drinkin', havin' a good time as usual.
Goes into some completely unintelligible rant about making an opera with the Latino man?, but stutters throughout the entire explanation.

Side note: he pronounces digress as digest. That is truly wonderful. :story:

Needs to be spanked now!

RPC is watching his weight really good, but needs more butter(keeps his bread dry though.) Side note: What the fuck?

Still not mad at YMH anymore.
Just water under the bridge and move forward.
Dr. Drew is still too opinionated though.
Said friend that was over last night didn't complain at all and had a wonderful time.

If you have a medical background he wants you to mutilate him(God RPC, stop! You're too precious!)

He can be whoever you wanna be, like a timid college student(kawaii), or a hot wife daddy, ready for punishment.
Also is into exhibitions still.

Still has Barbie dolls available for pickup and perfume.
Makes great gifts!

Looking to start up a Chat Line while also talking about finding someone who's good with computers for Porn Hub and the likes.
Get all the cash if you help him!

Things are going good now still.
If he sees ruby marks on his Instagram or Facebook, you will be blocked. :oops:

One person seemed to help RPC.
The person in question loved it and took nice baths.
Was very happy, talked and laughed in RPC.
Lives with his mom though, but despite the cramped projects, he loved RPC's places much better!

Call now! Gonna have more coffee first, but call now!

HRB ready to slob your knob!


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No hat, naked.

HRB ready to slob on that knob as usual! HMU!
Definitely a wank video.

Gets right into the bright(that light :lol:), wide angle fap shot.
Does his ad while wanking.
Talks about Porn Hub AGAIN while wanking.
Wants to have sexy, sexy, day as he pulls on his nipples. :lol:
Anything you wanna do, goes, even water sports!
Is willing to do uniforms like Construction Workers, Garbageman, etc,.
He's a hot man after all!
Mentions that he's totally aroused at this point(I couldn't tell... :christine:)

Does his ad for the most part for the rest of the video with some pretty funny quotes.
Also mentions during his ad that he also just wants to hear conversation as well, repeatedly. (Poor, lonely RPC :()
Still mentions as well wanting to be kidnapped in a car and raped. :c
 
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Also mentions during his ad that he also just wants to hear conversation as well, repeatedly. (Poor, lonely RPC :()
Goddamn I wish I lived closer to him. I don't got a knob for him to slobber on, but I'd love to spend a few hours or so chinwagging with him about stuff. He seems smart and funny and just lonely. Is there no LGBT history project that would be interested in his memories of how the gay/leather scene was (before sjws came along)?

His Barbies are adorbs. His place is fascinating, with the artwork and random stuff about. I get the feeling it'll be like one of those outsider artist treasure troves, when he dies and people finally discover all his stuff. I just hope they can handle all the wank bank material that'll be around too. And the hats. The hats deserve a museum exhibition all of their own.
 
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