Lolcow Robert Paul Champagne / The Try it Out Guy

The Un-Clit said:
Wow, can't believe I missed this guy. What a constant source of amusing m!lk. Not what I would normally call a lolcow, because frankly he comes off like a fairly decent if deranged guy and even kinda pathetic in how he can't seem to get fucked any more. I almost wish I lived in NY so I could go visit him, bring a toy for his charity drive and give him a pity-fuck even though I am not normally into guys, especially not 50+ leather scene vets.

Still, you would think that NY would be full of horny degenerates who would be happy to know a guy they can just visit and have a hole to dump their cummies into so I wonder how much of his act is TRUE and HONEST. With the amount of homeless people in NYC I can't believe that for years now he can't find ONE who wants to move in and just fuck him on the reg? Is he a secret psychotic when not online? Or is the whole 'move in and fuck me' thing just part of the role he plays to get fucked and he really dosent want homeless drug addicts sharing his pad? Interesting. I must watch moar.

Also appreciate the summaries because holy shit is this guy productive!
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He started posting his ad for guys to move in after his mom died, he's really afraid that when he dies he'll have no one to give his 'antiques' to. He said he had a guy who took him up on his ad a year ago iirc but RPC kicked him out because he was smoking drugs in the hallway which could've gotten them both evicted and he kept bringing girls back to the apartment which is a no girls allowed zone. Also, apparently the apartment really stinks so that may turn people off staying.
 
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Hes looks like Scatman John if he was actually into scat.
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Tonight I bring everyone the entirety of today's uploads for our good man, RPC!


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Starts off video with his ad and Toys for Tots.

Still looking for those hot guys to come over, have sexy fun time, and just go go go!

Story time: went to a birthday party in the projects and got ripped apart like a birthday cake by the birthday boy, a stripper's friend, and 8 other guys. It was HOT!
A couple guys walked him home for sloppy seconds at his place.
He even played a game where the guys threw eggs at him and licked it all off.

Don't forget to brings your friends! He's down for whatever.
He also will clean your house in the nude or do porn hub videos.

Constantly wanking and getting distracted by tv throughout video.


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Just a still shot of one of his many art pieces/antiques(hard to tell honestly).

Short video promoting toys for tots and his barbie dolls for the kids.


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Purple mafia hat

Starts off with usual ad and Toys for Tots.
Needs big black cock(all other shades of cock are welcome too), to bang him good, so come on over for drinks, smokes, and HOT HOT HOT sex.

Offering his services for porn while distracted by TV.


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Wearing bandanna in this one

Does his usual ad, seems really out of breath.
He should really consider getting some airflow going through the living room.
Really wonder how he even survives with the only fresh air/window being from the secret bird room.
Talks mostly about himself and his plans/ideas, nothing large here.
Keeps mentioning how he can't put certain stuff in his videos(C'mon RPC, PornHub when?).


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Mafia hat

Starts off video smoking cigar and doing ad.
Only takes about 1 minute into the video before he starts giving us the wide angle, fap shot.
Gives us great close up of his fine nipples, "punish me baby, punish me.".
Taking fat drags off his cigar in between talking about being "BADASSE'D", repeatedly.


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Just taking it easy and hope everyone is enjoying their weekend. Speaking of which, story time:

Getting some crazy phone calls still(:lol:)
One of them is a guy from Texas, who wants RPC to go to his farm over the summer and milk him with his farm hands(:story:).
RPC isn't sure about going out there for it but likes the idea.

As soon as the story seems to be going somewhere, he transitions right into a HRN rant about him being the "legion queen", and being a pedafire, etc.

Getting wine and champagne sent to him for new years. Can't wait to show everyone once it gets there.

Sometimes at night, RPC goes upstairs to the roof of his building, naked, and likes to just chill and stare out into the sky.
Wishes he could share those experiences to YouTube, but too risky.

Transitions that into asking for someone with computer knowledge to help him with his computer so he can get a PornHub account going.

Talks about his wigs, wine, perfume and cigar ideas. Needs money to get some of these off the ground! Barbie dolls are still free and ready for pickup(Don't forget to bring a friend!).

Talks about how he loves wearing zero clothes in the house. It's so freeing as he doesn't have to do anything to get up and go to the bathroom. Can cop a feel whenever when you're naked ;).

Cinnamon coffee is really good! (Thanks for the pro tip RPC)

Ends video with ad but adds that you can come over and just take pictures if you want as well(interesting?).


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Holy shit boys and girls, we're in the hallway!

Does his ad in a very low, hushed voice, and beckons the viewer to, "Come and see...", repeatedly.
Eventually we go into the apartment and get some footage of the entrance way and some rooms, while he talks about wanting people to come over.

Video ends randomly.

wow.
 
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Story time: went to a birthday party in the projects and got ripped apart like a birthday cake by the birthday boy, a stripper's friend, and 8 other guys. It was HOT!
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Sometimes at night, RPC goes upstairs to the roof of his building, naked, and likes to just chill and stare out into the sky.
Wishes he could share those experiences to YouTube, but too risky.
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These had me crying laughing! Perhaps if RPC starts travel vlogs in 2020 he can vlog his journey to Texas to get laid. If we're to believe RPC this guy's been calling him for a couple of months now because he's brought him up a few times since October.
 
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These had me crying laughing! Perhaps if RPC starts travel vlogs in 2020 he can vlog his journey to Texas to get laid. If we're to believe RPC this guy's been calling him for a couple of months now because he's brought him up a few times since October.
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Please let this be true. I wish he would take suggestions more seriously or at least follow through with some of his own.

Edit: I honestly think that he could go across the country doing vlogs, and instead of those nasty drag queens, he could be the one that reads to the children. Gives them his art, and then does gay bar reviews as he travels across country, finding where the real macho man, leather scene is in this country.
 
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Here's my picks from last night's videos although, I think it's worthwhile watching the first two videos because my summaries don't do them justice.


59879258384 2FEA1A3F 3D87 4628 8AF8 CC6D5166D01D: Does his ad. He always keeps cake and sweets in the house in case someone drops by. He doesn’t eat them himself. Talks about his interview with Dr. Drew. Someone had died upstairs and he was unaware of it at the time. Probably trying to explain the bad smell Dr. Drew and Josh Potter were talking about on Dr. Drew’s podcast last week. He doesn’t think his apartment in particularly messy, he’s in the process of trying to clear things in case someone wants to move in. Does his ad again. Addresses people calling him lonely. He’s not lonely he just doesn’t want to be alone in the world, Ashley is great company and she is not in need of a bath. Ashley is very clean. He’s finished with your Moms House and Dr. Drew. From now on he will be doing his interviews in a café or something. Your home is like your palace. He’s not bothered about YMH or Dr. Drew, it happened, move on. Talks about wanting someone to help him set up his thugs live.

59879151503 10D4BAF8 87D9 41DD A41C 00B5336D1747: Response to Dr. Drew for the rude remarks on his apartment. RPC is not a hoarder, but yes he has a lot of antiques. He has the birds in a separate room for a reason. Ashley is not filthy. The smell was caused by a leak coming from an upstairs apartment where someone died and no one knew. The leak was going into the bathroom and that was causing flies too. It’s all fixed now and he had an exterminator in since too. The house is very very very old. He seems most upset about Dr. Drew saying Ashley needs a bath. Ashley cleans herself and she is very clean. He will not be doing another interview with YMH. Before RPC put all the furniture in the apartment it was terribly cold and now it’s comfortable. His antiques aren’t plastic crap and a lot of them were belonging to his mom. Addresses the smell again. The leak from upstairs got into the carpet (He did mention a few weeks ago that he got his carpet replaced which would have been after the Dr. Drew video so I actually believe his story). RPC says he is an entertainer and a true mystery, he doesn’t need to tell anyone anything about himself. He’s moved on from YMH. Addresses what they said about the cakes. He doesn’t like to go out or travel much so he keeps the cakes on hand so that there’s food in the house for visitors. Flies were not from the cakes they were from the leak from upstairs. It’s all fixed up now. (You guys I think RPC is really upset with the stuff they said about him) He is currently doing up the bird room and he is taking his time because he’s still getting over his mother. He doesn’t want to hear from Dr. Drew or YMH anymore, they’re officially divorced. Dr. Drew is officially on RPC’s shit list. Tells Dr. Drew to take a long walk of a short dock and drown himself. Dr. Drew needs to keep his advice to himself because he’s not the greatest doctor. He will get his teeth fixed though. Ciao Dr. Drew we’re done.

59875297573 EB50FC6B 334D 4748 B738 807421E9456: Ad for Lucifer’s Lair showing all the different ‘antiques’ in his living room.

59875084238 978A1458 B0D0 458A A046 0D2B9F4141: Cowboy video (Also for those wondering, his necklace says Black Lives Matter).Some highlights: Treat him like they treated blacks years ago. Whip me on my back make me do things against my will. Punish me, do what you have to do. Black Lives Matter baby! Does his ad.
 
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Here's my pick from last night's videos:

59883008114 B6FD4B00 54AA 4B94 BCBB 5F22563408CE: RPC denounces Dr. Drew. Talks about the leak from upstairs and says again that he got a new carpet since. Apparently when the person died they had the water running causing the leak into his apartment. RPC will not be interviewed by Dr. Drew or anyone from YMH again. RPC was raised among celebrities in Broadway and he is not a hoarder. Dr. Drew thinks he has a superior mentality but he's all about material things. RPC says that because he's a member of the Church of Satan he thinks further beyond all that and Dr. Drew would never reach his level. Ashley does not need a bath and the birds are in his mothers old bedroom because they are very noisy. He also has two mice in a tank in there too. (Dox your birds and mice Bob!) RPC says he's proud of who he is and is open and unashamed of sharing who he is with the world. Dr. Drew can't say the same. Starts talking about how Dr. Phil isn't a real psychiatrist and compares Dr. Drew to him. Psychiatrists today don;t know what they're talking about. RPC does his arts and crafts and keeps busy and that's how he deals with his issues. Recommends against anyone having someone over to interview them in their own home. Ends the video by saying Hard Rock Nick gave someone his aids and he has bed bugs (LOL)

59883105370 AA4E197B B804 4E2D BE7D 0D07F00F7A5B: Alright story time, RPC couldn't sleep last night so he went up to the roof. He sleeps nude s he was naked up on the roof, likes the cold air on his skin. Two guys in their forties followed him up so he hid because he was naked. They kept saying 'we know you're here man' and then crept up behind him and took him from behind. Can't give more details on YouTube, says to call him if you want to hear the details. Starts a story about him getting banged by a Puerto Rican guy but then stops and says to call him to get the details of that story, it's X-rated so he can't tell that story on YouTube.

Sgt. Cum Dump wanking video: Highlights are slide up and down like a merry go round, cuff me up and leave me like that for the next guy. Strip him, put him in the back of the car and bring him to random alley ways to get banged.

59883343806 4DFD2D70 85B7 42FD 94FE 3900E1E8ADF1: Does his ad. Explains that since his mom died he's trying to be more of a free spirit. Mentions the Dr. Drew interview, he's dealt with it emotionally and is done with it all. He likes who he is and he likes his apartment, he would like to have a nicer place but only if he could find two guys to share it with him. Talks about his idea to open a bar called Lucifer's Lair, no drags or trannies allowed. He wasn't too pleased with how Dr. Drew and Josh Potter talked about his interview and says from now on he'll do his interviews in a coffee shop. Says again that he got a new carpet and the guy who fixed it banged him too. Says the rooms in his apartment are actually quite big even though the apartments are small and most of his furniture was in storage but he was afraid of losing his mothers heritage so he now has them all in his apartment. Says Yakov Smirnoff will of course deny ever having an affair with RPC because he has a reputation to protect so no point in Dr. Drew even asking him about it. Says Smirnoff was a good guy and a very nice friend to him. RPC basically says he's smarted than Dr. Drew because he's well read. Says he wouldn't talk about Freddie Mercury in interviews because Freddie was such a nice man who just happened to catch aids off a drag queen.

59885862889 1870B7E4 E41F 47AE B0BB D2658EBD8DC5: Got a call from a guy named Andre from New Jersey. He wants to come over on New Years eve with his cousin Larry who's a marine and has always wanted to dominate a white guy. Andre is bringing Larry to bang RPC for his birthday. Does his ad. Over 21s only.

59886695755 15223DFA 0C67 4AB9 A508 59B2F76F74EC: RPC explains the difference between a hoarder and a decorator. A hoarder has stuff all over the floor and RPC has nothing on the floor, everything has a place, he is a designer and collects antiques. He is in the middle of doing up his apartment and is going room by room, in the middle of throwing some stuff out. Brings up that on YMH they showed Josh Potter's apartment and his stuff was all in suitcases. RPC says he couldn't live like that, he likes to look at his antiques and his art. While Dr. Drew was analyzing RPC, RPC was analyzing him. Says that the day of the interview he had a migraine and he wasn't feeling great, it was a bad time. Talks again about the leak and the smell, no one new at the time that the above neighbor had died, That smell is gone now because the leak got fixed and he had the carpet replaced. Bathroom is all fixed up and beautiful now. Says when you interview someone and they left you into their house you should not judge them. Would never want to meet Dr. Drew again and doesn't need Josh Potter's pity, and Ashley is very clean and a darling and she is his best friend.
 
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One of the "edgiest" nights for our boy RPC! I really hope he gets his release soon. Sounds like he's gonna burst like a balloon!
Let's do it:

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No hat

Does his usual intro, but gets morning and afternoon confused(slept in RPC?).
Says the he's going to pick up somebody by 12 o' clock tonight. (Then never mentions it again for the rest of the night. What?)

We immediately get brought into the wide angle, kino gut shot.
He's jerkin' it pretty fast in this video. Just absolutely no shame from RPC tonight(YT ban incoming).
LOCKED AND LOADED BABY!
Has trouble doing his ad in the middle of wanking because of the TV, and his wanking all at the same time(how does he even make it through sex?).
Lots of nipple pulling in this video(:christine:).
All oiled up and his videos aren't for kids, baby. ;)
Sounds like he's getting sick in this video(I wonder if it's from the rooftop action the other night?).

Quick story time: talked about a black guy named Joe stopping by last night after work and fucked him, then gave him a toy for the charity. Got spit in the face, and got smacked around.
"Getting a toy' and givin' a man toy.", wow.
Can't tell you all the details unless you call him of course. Too hot for YT(but your loud wanking isn't?).

Also tells some of the story of Larry and Co., from the other night fucking him real good, but cuts himself off after telling the story under his breath, saying it's too hot for YouTube.


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Blue sparkly hat

Does his ad very quickly and disses HRN.
Just like last video, about a minute into it we're already at the kino shot, where he's fapping endlessly.
"Take that pain out on me man." - RPC. wow.
Still gets distracted by the laptop and such though.

On a side note, whatever he has playing on his laptop in the background is really nice sounding. Sounds like mall muzak.
Also lot's of really great, degenerate, soundboard clips in this one.


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Does his usual ad and laughs that he says good afternoon because it's clearly night time for him. :lol:

Talks about the guy wit the toys again and how was getting, "BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANGED!". Real fucking hot shit. :christine:
Mentions how he's open to getting yelled at by a black supremacist or some holy reverend. He wants to be treated like garbage. This is your time as a black supremacist to get your redemption by using him.
"Give me a bang!" (says this in black lady claps about 10 times).

Talks about how he knows how to get bigger, and go to higher places, than how YMH or Dr. Drew does his things. Mentions something about not wanting to grow up on steroids in reference to Dr. Drew.

Still trying to get the the Thug Live started. "Gotta get that thug live started, man".
Call him so you can talk to him some more about it!


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Cowboy hat

He's Hard Rock Bob and ready to slobber all over your knob ;).
Does usual ad after that nice catchy intro line.
Once again, one minute into it we get the wide angle, fap shot. He sounds like he's getting tired. Just all greased up and ready to go *huff* *huff*(Jesus Christ, someone fuck him).
He can take it like a man!
"No pleasure, but a lot of pain!".
He sure is ready for pain like, the good ole' western days.


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Hard rock bob is ready to PARTY, PARTY, PARTY, PARTY, PARTY!
Goes right into a quick rant about orange man bad!
Cuts it off not even 15 seconds in, and does usual ad.

Get the kino, fap shot not even one minute into the video this time!
Tells the audience that he's actually fapping in this video and relaxing.
Wants to get back to things he's been doing. Breaks into ad before specifics.
"Come bite those nipples man." :story:.
Got a bad day and wanna pick on him? "Pick on me, c'mon, pick on me man.".

Still is seeking someone to accompany him for New Year's Eve and day.


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Coach Cum Dump!

He's your coach, Cum Dump, and he's ready to train, train, train, train.
Doubling down on his previous video's ad about finding someone for New Years.

At around two minutes we get the most exceptional close up of RPC's nipples as he tells us to bite them. wow.

He'll call you the n-word to get things rough. (What the fuck :lol:).
Spits and then keeps asking to be spit on. Compares himself to white trash.

Spends the rest of the video saying a lot of the same things but in different rhymes. Also stroking it tons and pulling on his nipples throughout.
Honestly, the close up makes this video worthwhile.
 
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One of the "edgiest" nights for our boy RPC! I really hope he gets his release soon. Sounds like he's gonna burst like a balloon!
Let's do it:

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No hat

Does his usual intro, but gets morning and afternoon confused(slept in RPC?).
Says the he's going to pick up somebody by 12 o' clock tonight. (Then never mentions it again for the rest of the night. What?)

We immediately get brought into the wide angle, kino gut shot.
He's jerkin' it pretty fast in this video. Just absolutely no shame from RPC tonight(YT ban incoming).
LOCKED AND LOADED BABY!
Has trouble doing his ad in the middle of wanking because of the TV, and his wanking all at the same time(how does he even make it through sex?).
Lots of nipple pulling in this video(:christine:).
All oiled up and his videos aren't for kids, baby. ;)
Sounds like he's getting sick in this video(I wonder if it's from the rooftop action the other night?).

Quick story time: talked about a black guy named Joe stopping by last night after work and fucked him, then gave him a toy for the charity. Got spit in the face, and got smacked around.
"Getting a toy' and givin' a man toy.", wow.
Can't tell you all the details unless you call him of course. Too hot for YT(but your loud wanking isn't?).

Also tells some of the story of Larry and Co., from the other night fucking him real good, but cuts himself off after telling the story under his breath, saying it's too hot for YouTube.


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Blue sparkly hat

Does his ad very quickly and disses HRN.
Just like last video, about a minute into it we're already at the kino shot, where he's fapping endlessly.
"Take that pain out on me man." - RPC. wow.
Still gets distracted by the laptop and such though.

On a side note, whatever he has playing on his laptop in the background is really nice sounding. Sounds like mall muzak.
Also lot's of really great, degenerate, soundboard clips in this one.


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Sparkly hat #2

Does his usual ad and laughs that he says good afternoon because it's clearly night time for him. :lol:

Talks about the guy wit the toys again and how was getting, "BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANGED!". Real fucking hot shit. :christine:
Mentions how he's open to getting yelled at by a black supremacist or some holy reverend. He wants to be treated like garbage. This is your time as a black supremacist to get your redemption by using him.
"Give me a bang!" (says this in black lady claps about 10 times).

Talks about how he knows how to get bigger, and go to higher places, than how YMH or Dr. Drew does his things. Mentions something about not wanting to grow up on steroids in reference to Dr. Drew.

Still trying to get the the Thug Live started. "Gotta get that thug live started, man".
Call him so you can talk to him some more about it!


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Cowboy hat

He's Hard Rock Bob and ready to slobber all over your knob ;).
Does usual ad after that nice catchy intro line.
Once again, one minute into it we get the wide angle, fap shot. He sounds like he's getting tired. Just all greased up and ready to go *huff* *huff*(Jesus Christ, someone fuck him).
He can take it like a man!
"No pleasure, but a lot of pain!".
He sure is ready for pain like, the good ole' western days.


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Mafia hat

Hard rock bob is ready to PARTY, PARTY, PARTY, PARTY, PARTY!
Goes right into a quick rant about orange man bad!
Cuts it off not even 15 seconds in, and does usual ad.

Get the kino, fap shot not even one minute into the video this time!
Tells the audience that he's actually fapping in this video and relaxing.
Wants to get back to things he's been doing. Breaks into ad before specifics.
"Come bite those nipples man." :story:.
Got a bad day and wanna pick on him? "Pick on me, c'mon, pick on me man.".

Still is seeking someone to accompany him for New Year's Eve and day.


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Coach Cum Dump!

He's your coach, Cum Dump, and he's ready to train, train, train, train.
Doubling down on his previous video's ad about finding someone for New Years.

At around two minutes we get the most exceptional close up of RPC's nipples as he tells us to bite them. wow.

He'll call you the n-word to get things rough. (What the fuck :lol:).
Spits and then keeps asking to be spit on. Compares himself to white trash.

Spends the rest of the video saying a lot of the same things but in different rhymes. Also stroking it tons and pulling on his nipples throughout.
Honestly, the close up makes this video worthwhile.
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He hasn't done his coach character for ages, I hope he starts bringing more of the old ones back like the Burger King fantasy stuff.
 
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Here's my pick from last night's videos:

59894546752 EE76CA0B E742 45FE B9BE F686E5405515: Alright story time: The toys for RPC's toys for tots drive were collected today. RPC says thanks to all the guys who donated toys to the kids and also thanks those that donated their loads to him. Says the four guys who collected the toys came back after loading the van and they all banged him. They were looking for a bonus. They were grabbing him and pulling him in all directions, it was the hottest time. They were all postal service workers and they all had a great time, this is how charity work get's done. He's watching Will and Grace, does his ad.

59894638154 EDA4F7B1 B860 4955 8F11 DDEDEB68FFEB: An ad for Lucifer's Lair. Films his Barbie collection and if offering them away for free to whoever wants to come and collect them. Will and Grace is on very loud in the background. Christmas themed ad for black/ latino guys to move in.

59900782099 A3F1B1BB E284 4D17 BAB6 FD91C63AE65E: Wishes everyone and happy happy happy Christmas. Toys for tots are all gone but guys can still drop over to fuck him of course. Hopes everyone got the gifts they wanted, talks about people returning gifts and that's why he doesn't give to many gifts because people are just so ungrateful. Alright story time: RPC had two guys over last night and they stayed the night. They had a really hot threesome, super wild, they kept grabbing him and taking turns banging him. He slobbed on their knobs and they bit his nipples. They banged his butt and finished off with a golden shower. Call him if you want the details, he's trying to keep it clean for YouTube. Offers his Barbie dolls for free to anyone who wants to collect them again. He's over Christmas already, preparing for NYE. Looking for guys to come over and party on NYE. Does his ad.

59902387911 ADC9A980 DEE7 4770 A687 71E7DD54B0FE: RPC took down his Christmas decorations already (This video's from Christmas day LOL) he's over Christmas already, preparing for NYE. Has anyone ever noticed how much Dr. Drew is trying to be Howard Stern? Dr. Drew could never be like Stern because he had a very difficult childhood and rose above it. Dr. Drew won't be as successful as Dr. Phil either. Dr. Drew has a built up body but his head looks tiny so it doesn't look right. Needs to get himself a bigger head. RPC mentions writing jokes for Howard Stern when he use to work for him. Someone stole all his routines and sold them to SNL but that's how life goes. SNL are the biggest thieves in comedy. Long story but he doesn't want to get into it. RPC met Yakov Smirnoff through Richard Marino, says Smirnoff dated Marino too before he died from aids). Says he dated Smirnoff only for a couple of days and they didn't go out much just stayed inside drinking and fucking and they once invited another guy over for a gang bang. RPC also contacted Smirnoff to give him a heads up that Dr. Drew was going to ask him about their affair and to let him know that he would prefer if he didn't talk about it because it's none of Dr. Drew's business. Calls Dr. Drew a dumb polack. He's done with YMH and Dr. Drew can take a long walk off a short pier into shark infested waters. Ashley hopes you have a nice Christmas.
 
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Here's my picks from last night's videos:

59909044472 3EB13630 1C23 447B AC94 4B4FC7D7C317: Alright story time: RPC's feeling great, had a great sleep and a guy from the building named Carlos dropped over because his wife is away and banged him twice in the throat and twice in the butt. It was so hot, RPC loved it. Carlos was cussing him out in Spanish. He's about 28 years old and lives on the 6th floor, his wife is older and they just had a kid, it was an arranged marriage and their not too happy right now. Carlos slipped a note through his door earlier that day to let RPC know that he was going to drop by at about 4am after he came back from his friends party. Other phone should be back working on the 31st. Will start uploading to his other channel again when it's all sorted. Does his ad. Keeps repeating mutilate me.

59910208701 59493080 21DC 4B3A A6A6 51C68989FF7E: Talking about how he's constantly blocking kids online. Says kids try to trap adults and play games online, not much you can do except block them immediately. His channel is not for minors, for over 21's only. Sounds like he's got a cold, very sniffley. Does his ad. Will & Grace is on in the background. Getting cigars in for NYE, looking for guys to drop over and party.

59910930822 558A8584 C341 4CEA 99EF 0A9854809C7E: HRN is an ugly fat fuck woo, what a troll! Says he was on Instagram and spotted two accounts following him who were actually under age girls, he blocked the immediately because he's not a pedo like HRN. Finished with Christmas, looking to make 2020 the best year ever, very happy with who he is as a person and where he is in life. Looking forward to doing shows in Coney Island again next Summer. Starts talking about coffee shops and how they're not as big a thing as they were in the 90's. Thinks it's a conspiracy by the bars because people were going to coffee shops instead of going to bars. Pizza parlors that also serve coffee seems to be the new trend. Advice to anyone who's going out to bars to celebrate NYE, watch your wallets folks, drag queens are known to rob peoples wallets and purses. Video cuts off while he's in the middle of talking.

59910999515 E35A70FA 23E4 424C A53F 62BDDC7ED00D: Continues on from last video. Advises people to carry singles and not to go to the ATM at night. Talks about uploading to his other YouTube channel. Says he has to get rid of the other videos because the iphone doesn't store as much as this phone. (I think he thinks that if he deletes the videos off his phone they get deleted off YouTube. Talks about setting up his talk show and thugs live. Gets distracted by Will & Grace (Is this show on all night every night?) Having a party on NYE looking for guys to drop over and party. Channel's nit for kids, over 21's only. Does his ad. Starts ranting about people online constantly asking for money, same thing happens in Coney Island, he's very generous sharing drinks but there's people who always want more, he's cutting them all off, going to get a new crowd at Coney Island and cut off all the people who don't mean shit to him anymore. Christmas was perfect, he had pina coladas, Carlos dropped over to bang him, Ashley got a nice present.

59911669543 467E66BD CCAA 471F 9AAF 2F911100125D: Responding to Dr. Drew's podcast again. There were flies in his apartment because someone upstairs died and their bath was left running causing a leak down into his apartment. It's actually a very sad story. He doesn't drink piss, he's not that freaky. He did it one time online because it was a bet between him and his friends and then back in the leather bar days because that was a thing that they did. (Kind of sounds like he drinks piss lol). Oh the neighbors had a fly problem as well it wasn't just his apartment. He dated Yakov Smirnoff when he was just starting out and comedians were a dime a dozen, not a big deal, he dated Richard Marino, Tom Selleck and Hulk Hogan. These are just the circles that RPC was part of, because he was an artiste. He's not lonely, he likes to go out and go home alone. He's not a hoarder, he collects antiques. He's a designer and an artist, get a life Dr. Drew. Talks about the flies again, doesn't know how long the man was there for before someone discovered his body. Oh by the way he hated Brendan Urie's song about him, it was a piece of disco trash, he wouldn't keep a piece of shit like that in his house. (LMAO). (He gets super sassy trash talking Dr. drew in the last two minutes, it's well worth a watch.)
 
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Kinda surprised he wathes Will n Grace. I figured RPC would hate ultra faggy little twinks like Will.
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He thinks Will is the okay type of gay but hates Jack.

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Dr. Drew had Tom Segura on his podcast for tonights show and they talked about his interview with RPC too. (These are filmed weeks in advance so they haven't heard RPC's response to either the last podcast or the interview yet). Posting the video here because we'll no doubt get a response to this from RPC even though he's done with YMH now).


From the start until 21:00 they talk about the interview and RPC in general, they are much nicer towards him than in the previous podcast with Josh Potter.
 
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Here's my pick from last night's videos:

59917685618 3DBA20F5 4E20 4ACA 9935 8DA37B0FAD26: RPC oils himself up and does his ad. Alright story time: two black guys showed up in his room last night at 4am with their pants down. They banged him and punched him in the stomach. It was the hottest time, RPC loves when guys just show up like that to fuck him. Can't go into more details though because he's trying to keep it clean for YouTube. Does his ad again and also reminds everyone that he's looking for someone to take his Barbie doll collection. He's done with YMH and will only do an interview in future if it is with a reputable show.

59918113916 3FCD5A75 9AB1 4B1F BA68 C3DB8C8364E9: Talking about how he wants to set up his talk show while having a sneaky wank. Got rid of the piece of trash laptop that YMH gave him and he got a super duper laptop from Cyrus radio. Threw the t-shirts YMH gave him in the trash. Wants someone to help him set up this new laptop from Cyrus radio so that he can start doing his thugs live. Feels great getting rid of all the negative things in your house. Talks more about the laptop from Cyrus radio. (LOL he's so petty). Wants to set up his talk show on a PornHub account because he wants it to be more sexy than his YouTube. Talks about exploring abandoned buildings for his YouTube channel.

He only uploaded 5 videos and the rest were pretty much him doing his ad while wanking off shot so that's why there's only two today.
 
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It looks like RPC's setting all his older videos to private now. Only the videos from the last two days are showing up on his channel now. Anyway, here's my picks from last night and the night before's videos:

59926835004 FD41D8BA D8AF 4674 9BBD 5E8BA4C329F6: Completely forgets his name in his introduction. From now on he's only doing interviews in the Marquee hotel or similar so that there's no controversy in the house. Apartment is all fixed up now, no flies, no leak etc. Getting some new fedoras and will be endorsing fedoras. Hung up a heart tribute on a tree the other night for his mother. He's completely over the things that Josh Potter and Dr. Drew said to him. Talks about how visitors love that he always has cakes set out. Reminds people of a southern home, very welcoming, Celebrities he claims to know: Yakov Smirnoff, Michael Jackson, Mick Jagger and Lee Horsley (says his real name is Timothy Brogan, I don't think that's true). (Unclear if he's claiming to have banged all these guys). Talks about a time he went to dinner with Eddie Murphy. Moral of the story, treat celebrities like they're human beings.

59928711128 6507B9A3 3649 4D8F 9DC0 D98C8142E1DB: Wanking video. Stops half way through to talk about the man that died on the 3rd floor. Says it was a very sad story, the man had a very hard life and his boyfriend had recently broken up with him, let's say a little prayer for him and no more jokes. Goes back to wanking and doing his ad.

59926952538 0C6AC2A9 3468 4842 91C0 4A13BC88254C: Ashley says hello! (Super Cute)

59928823789 4BDCE1E3 7D43 4CC6 ABCC 3921D962B237: wanking video also watching the office. Starts talking about exploring abandoned buildings and wants guys to come with him and strip him, tie him up and bang him in the abandoned buildings. Looking for guys to come over on NYE, getting more liquor and cigars. Had an amazing daquari earlier. Does his ad.

59934987277 CD1821CD CA96 4098 A178 60D608BCABC6: Alright story time: two Latino guys dropped over at 4:30 in the morning. Their names were Peter and Fernando. They came in saying we're here to get some. He slobbed on their knobs, they worked him over and juiced him up. They were there for three hours. They kept saying give it to him and laughing. It was the hottest time, RPC loved it. Then they left to go to work. Does his ad. Going to try using his Instagram again, gets distracted by the TV and stops talking for a while. He's watching the office. Does his ad but keeps getting distracted by the TV.

59936269407 1E185FFE 9CFB 4357 B43D 5BF3FBA5ED3E: RPC's been getting a lot of weird phone calls. (I wonder why). Says there's no point in calling him if you live far away like Virginia or California, he's not into phone sex. (I'm genuinely surprised to hear this). Says even when he used to use the chat lines he never had phone sex, just liked to talk. Misses Craigslist and Tumblr, you used to be able to put saucy stuff online but now everything is sterile because of kids. By the time these kids grow up it's going to be like the 50's again and he feels sorry for them. Sex is a very important part of life, that's what his mom used to tell him. Talks about the Chippendales, apparently most of them were gay or bi and were struggling actors or training to be doctors. They hated women though. Sad. His mother was good friends with them all and they used to call her mother of the gays. Talks about meeting Madonna, she was a bitch but he was told she gave good blow jobs. Looking fir someone to write a book about his life.

59937878379 B57F019C BB2B 4D80 BF0F 0316E61E119B: Lucifer's Lair ad. Shows off his Barbies, which are free to anyone who wants to come and collect them. Shows off his jewelry and teddy bears. Definitely not a hoarder these are collections.
 
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He's so petty, but I still love him. Really funny he threw away that perfectly fine laptop(looked like a MacBook to be honest, forget what it was) and all the shirts. I'm still loving the Ashley videos and I hope he does more(even though the cat looks not so happy about being the puppet) as those genuinely seem to make him happy. He keeps talking about the abandoned buildings idea and I'm really hoping that it's because he not only has an interest in it, but possibly(being around as long as he as) knows some really good spots around NYC to visit(maybe even some historic gay ones? Would tie in with his theme thus far).

Hope you all had a wonderful holiday(seems like RPC did) let's get into tonight's two videos so far:

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Does usual introduction and ad, "Hard Rock Bob, ready to slob all over your knob.". :lol:
Reads his ad off of a card this time(Oh dear RPC, is your memory going blank from getting beaten too much? :eek:).
Gets right into that nice, wide, fap angle. Talks about how he already had a good sleep and a weird thing happened at 8 AM this morning.

Story time: 8 AM. The hottest black cop and his partner shows up to his door. He asked who it was and they said that he was under arrest. He opened up the door and they just fucked him right then and there(masturbation sounds intensify).
Other cop had a nice sexy mustache, was built nice too. They both tore him apart. TRUE STORY!!!
(Really jerkin it by the end of story time).

Keeps talking about his encounter with the cops and how hot it was that they beat him, and had mad sex with him for two hours. (At this point he drools on himself literally and can hear him slurping up what was still attached :lol:)
MORE NIPPLE RUBBING ACTION. Except this time he does it completely silent and stares dead into the camera. wow

New years invitation is still open by the way!


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Does his usual intro and ad again. He does it this time with this wide angle where you can essentially see most of his body(I swear I can see parts of his pubes, but it's hard to tell with that nice, large FUPA).

Talks about what he's into as he faps, what oils he's into and so on.

Lot's of nipple tugging in this one.
Oh man he really gets into it with this one, "Do it man, do it, do it, do it...I like danger guys, you know...". He cracks me up. :lol:

Gets extremely distracted by his TV(laptop) throughout the video constantly, near the end of the video where he's just repeating his ad a bunch.
Lots of odd, long pauses. Guess whatever he's watching is pretty good.


Side note: I wonder what has him posting so little now other than the YMH stuff, YouTube and him possibly coming back to Instagram. Even trying to be low key, he still will post a lot of videos in a day.
:thinking:
 
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