Lolcow Robert Paul Champagne / The Try it Out Guy

I just realised what an ideal person Travolta would be for RPC - C-list, closeted, degenerate, prowls at night, etc.

"I'm looking for some hard pride, man"

Has he ever expressed any proactive (rather than passive/bottom) urges in his sex talk? I'm not sure if it's just because he's not fully out/confident, but he seems to only be able to contextualise his gayness with being 'used' rather than, say, asking to suck dicks, which might actually get some responses from desperate people.
 
I just realised what an ideal person Travolta would be for RPC - C-list, closeted, degenerate, prowls at night, etc.

"I'm looking for some hard pride, man"

Has he ever expressed any proactive (rather than passive/bottom) urges in his sex talk? I'm not sure if it's just because he's not fully out/confident, but he seems to only be able to contextualise his gayness with being 'used' rather than, say, asking to suck dicks, which might actually get some responses from desperate people.
No he's all about being used and abused and it's always if you want to do this he's okay with that. But I think it's more for humiliation rather than masochism. He's said things like put a collar on me and treat me like a dog or spray paint me/ dye my skin. I would love a Champagne/ Travolta saga. Travolta's videos are bizarre and it would be the perfect way for him to one up HRN. Travolta is much more of a celebrity than Jeff Goldblum's ex wife.
 
Here's my picks from last night's videos:

Alright story time: He visited a house where there were six Latinos and they all banged the shit out of him. It was the hottest time. They were smashing his ass and pumping his throat, he loved it. They beat him too. Then he came home and got a call from a guy from California who wants RPC to come over and fuck him in his pool. RPC would like to have sex in a pool but he's not going all the way to California.

Another HRN rant, HRN has aids, a tiny dick, steals credit cards, fat, smelly, pedo, secret gay. Says he's got a girlfriend for HRN, spoiler, it's James Charles. Poor James Charles he's sexually delusioned. Why would a woman want make up advice from a dude, at least women know what make up looks good on them. HRN looks like a muppet baby (LOL I can see that). James Charles is like a bad version of Judy Garland. James Charles isn't actually making the palettes, he buys them in bulk and adds sequins and glitter. It's been done before, RPC's over it. You can buy better make up in Macy's and it's probably cheaper. He breaks into a song a few times throughout the video, must be very happy after his Latino gang bang last night.

If you're looking to get a pet, adopt from a shelter. That's how he got Ashley, she's very spoiled. Animals aren't like people, they give you unconditional love. Be nice to homeless people, remember they were once people too (he keeps saying it this way lol). Complains about there being too many commercials on YouTube when he's trying to watch movies. Thought we were moving away from commercials and TV but now YouTube has loads of commercials. Talks about his old goldfish called goldie. She recently passed away, he had her for 3 years. He's thinking about getting a new one but is sad about it. Looking for someone to help set up his deranged sex for toys for tots charity idea. He's just trying to give back to society. Thinking a lot about his mom, she died two weeks before Christmas so he gets kid of depressed this time of year.

He seems to have moved away from doing his characters now. I like the liquor store/ dollar store hauls and his shitting on other YouTubers videos but I miss his Sgt. Cum Dump and Burger King sex videos.

Edit: Update, RPC's YouTube channel was nuked today. The other channel for the phone that he can't use right now is still up so hopefully he'll sort out the bill and start uploading onto that channel.
 

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Good news everyone, RPC made a new channel:

New new new YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkTnGV37kQmGBjKP3d8TC9Q


Here's the videos he's posted since his last channel got nuked:

RPC does his ad which now includes $100 per month, free rent and free food. Has now added to his Christmas charity idea, you can just bring toys with you to his apartment and bang him while you're there:

Talking about gentrification and homeless people. You may be fine now with a job and a house but karma's a bitch and you could end up homeless too one day. His solution is to build more homeless accommodation or put the homeless people in trailer parks. Abandoned buildings could also be used to house homeless people. People need to live in homes and so do pets, adopt a pet. Let's stop worry about the gay+ stuff and start trying to fix homelessness instead.

An ad for Lucifer's Lair, remember, if you move in you get $100 per month:

Wearing his top cat hat. His other phone should be sorted by the 30th so he'll get the other channel up and running again. Does his ad including his new $100 per month offer for whoever decides to move in. Tis the season to get laid fa la la la la la la la la. Look for a black or Latino (why not both) guy to help set up his pornhub. Wants to move away from YouTube or just keep his YouTube for his hauls and political stuff. If you want to drop by with a toy for a kid for his toys for tots charity idea and then bang him he'll do that instead of his hotel idea. He just wants to give back to society.

Sneaky wanking video. Wants someone to help him work his laptop and desktop so he can set up his pornhub account.

Cowboy character:

Just drinking his coffee looking for some fun so if you're walking around Harlem and are bored or want to bang someone drop on over and bang RPC. Toys for tots has officially started. Bring a toy over and bang him and he will give the toys to disadvantaged kids. Christmas makes him horny because he wants a sexy black Santa and some hot black/ latino elves to knock on his door.

Hard Rock Bob looking for a hot boner:




Christmas shopping hack - buy all your gifts a couple of days after Christmas and just tell your friends and family after Christmas. If you don't like Christmas why not go to a Jewish area and hang put there for the holiday period, they don't put decorations up or celebrate Christmas so then you don't even have to think about it. Christmas is a corporate holiday created by stores to sell more stuff, just tell your kids there's no Santa Claus because otherwise you're just feeding their delusions and they'll end up like Hard Rock Nick. Stop putting Christmas trees in your house, if you need a tree, get a fake one, tree lives matter. Buy gifts throughout the year, whenever you see them on sale, put them in a closet and then you've got it all done in advance. People who return gifts for cash annoy him.

Mafia sex man video:

Wants to make Lucifer's Lair into a proper show and he's looking for a black/ latino guy to be a co-host with him. He is also offering to clean houses nude.

I don't know what character this one is, Zorro? Added pump me full of steroids to his speech. Alright story time: Two guys called over this morning, they were from Queens, one was called Larry. They boned him in his throat and butt, it was super hot.
 
Here's my pick of last nights and tonights videos:

RPC's dad was in the navy. If you go out on New Years get all singles. Watch out for drag queens stealing your purses. Gay bars charge straight people extra for drinks. RPC is also a very gifted tarot card reader and will read your future if you want to drop over. Some information about the church of Lucifer. If there's a writer out there that wants to write a book about his life give him a call.

RPC goes food shopping in the middle of the night. Rant about HRN. HRN is a fake rich person and he knows this because real rich people are thrifty. Don't buy his merch because it's filled with bed bugs. HRN doesn't date girls he dates drag queens. HRN has false teeth and they make him look like a cannibal.

More about his toys for tots for sex charity. He's watching the Office. Shows off his quality shirt (not like HRN's clothing) from Washington Heights. Shows off his Christmas Barbie again, they are called Champagne dolls and he is will to give them away for free. He is an artiste unlike HRN. Shout out to Jeffrey Starr, looking ti collaborate with him.

He's got 20 toys for tots so far, got lucky last night too. Looks like his new charity idea is working. Does his ad:

Christmas themed SGT. Cum Dump video:
 

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Past 8 hours of what he's posted and quick rundown of each video. Quick posting cause I'm tired and this guy posts quite a bit of "content", so, excuse the autism.

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Black hat cowboy character is back briefly.

Continues to do the ad.
Breaks character halfway through to start talking about ad and Toys for Tots. Just come by and drop it off as always.

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Cute blue hat

Got blunts and liqour and tons of movies.
No problems just wants to have a good time as usual.
Needs to loosen up a lot.
Loves Asians, whites and blacks.
Claims to be very creative and its all good so long as you're 21 and chill.
Talks about the new year.
Talks about drinking at bars but doesn't go cause he can't smoke.
Talks about drunks being no good to take home and getting robbed.
Afraid of meeting wacko's at the bar and you need to be careful who you meet.
Uses this fear of bars to entice people to just come to his apartment instead.

story time: Used to run with a circle that 'had so many guys in a group' and all knew each other and the sex was great. went to s&m bars and had a master he's referred to as sir.
Still hates that he can't smoke in bars.
Continues to reminisce about the old days and talks about the ideal guy in his group that was probably the master.

Performing on stage in summer at Coney island.
Trying to get merch/products out? wants people to call and set something up to make it happen.

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Smoking cigar mafia man

Looking for guys for some bestiality(assuming he means getting fucked in his fur suit) while also mentioning hot mafia sex.
Totally wanna kiss those nipples ;)
He has his Toys for Tots ready but the offer still stands to come by and drop off toys and have some fun.
TWIST MY NIPPLES.
Talks about having a tumblr and craigslist for clothes.
Obviously ad is sprinkled throughout video as per usual.
More HRN shit talking. Comparing him to a cannibal.
Collects various key chains and hands them on the wall.
Looking to make a movie. Has a weird costume already for said film(werewolf costume). Wants to call it Booty and the Beast.
He wants to the booty and wants to be mutilated again.
Says something about being a comic designer?
Talks about how his hat has a LOT of history to it and that it's his favorite.
'Mom said do it now when you can cause when the time comes up you're on the ground you can't do it no mo!'
Wants to be humiliated by being spray painted. Any colors are welcome.
Don't cry just slap him around guys and smoke in his face.
Desires to own a house and wants a huge gay family. BRING IN THE GLAMOUR AND MACHO GAY MEN like Jack on TV.

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Cigar smoking mafia again.

Come on over for massages. Has the best massage oil.
Shout outs to my Harlem cats and Brooklyn guys.
Still looking for fun cause the holidays are coming. Not looking for love.

Story time: didn't have any confidence when his mom passed. talks about how long it takes to get over parents dying. Wondering if guys want to go exploring like urban exploration and the like
Claims to love doing it and spotting different sites. Would love to go to Coney island and just look at everything.

Story time: went one time and was waiting with friends. bar was closing and it was super cold out. Brought his drink with him had brandy of course. Was being interviewed and was talking about HRN and had a great time overall.

Doesn't want to get into affairs so if you're married don't try anything funny with him!

Story time: Had this Mexican guy next door to him and he was having a leak and this Mexican dude fixed it for him and also gave it to him twice in the bedroom. Dude tells him he's gonna go to his wife and might come back from time to time cause he was so good.

Special hello to Josh Potter and Dr. Drew(very attractive).

Doesn't have to be a perfect person, but had one guy stay with him and kept going up and down the stairs and was trying to sleep. He wouldn't let him sleep cause he kept the door open while he did this pacing up and down the stairs.
Tried to confront him about the pacing late at night and had the nerve to come back a couple months later and asked if could stay again after being kicked out. Rob said no and he tried again three months later, same thing.

Looking for someone for new years eve. wants to go with somebody, but needs someone that doesn't have a girl coming with them otherwise they're just gonna go for the girl.

Doesn't repeat things like HRN.

He loves business, sports and cooking just give him a call because life is just too short ;)

Asks viewers to adopt an animal because its the holidays. Just save an animal and talks about his little baby(kawaii).

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Entire video is shot in front of his skull altar no face.
Drops the ad right away, anything goes of course.
Talks about his Toys for Tots and of course having some of that Hard Rock Bob for all your hard, hard work ;)
 
Past 8 hours of what he's posted and quick rundown of each video. Quick posting cause I'm tired and this guy posts quite a bit of "content", so, excuse the autism.

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Black hat cowboy character is back briefly.

Continues to do the ad.
Breaks character halfway through to start talking about ad and Toys for Tots. Just come by and drop it off as always.

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Cute blue hat

Got blunts and liqour and tons of movies.
No problems just wants to have a good time as usual.
Needs to loosen up a lot.
Loves Asians, whites and blacks.
Claims to be very creative and its all good so long as you're 21 and chill.
Talks about the new year.
Talks about drinking at bars but doesn't go cause he can't smoke.
Talks about drunks being no good to take home and getting robbed.
Afraid of meeting wacko's at the bar and you need to be careful who you meet.
Uses this fear of bars to entice people to just come to his apartment instead.

story time: Used to run with a circle that 'had so many guys in a group' and all knew each other and the sex was great. went to s&m bars and had a master he's referred to as sir.
Still hates that he can't smoke in bars.
Continues to reminisce about the old days and talks about the ideal guy in his group that was probably the master.

Performing on stage in summer at Coney island.
Trying to get merch/products out? wants people to call and set something up to make it happen.

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Smoking cigar mafia man

Looking for guys for some bestiality(assuming he means getting fucked in his fur suit) while also mentioning hot mafia sex.
Totally wanna kiss those nipples ;)
He has his Toys for Tots ready but the offer still stands to come by and drop off toys and have some fun.
TWIST MY NIPPLES.
Talks about having a tumblr and craigslist for clothes.
Obviously ad is sprinkled throughout video as per usual.
More HRN shit talking. Comparing him to a cannibal.
Collects various key chains and hands them on the wall.
Looking to make a movie. Has a weird costume already for said film(werewolf costume). Wants to call it Booty and the Beast.
He wants to the booty and wants to be mutilated again.
Says something about being a comic designer?
Talks about how his hat has a LOT of history to it and that it's his favorite.
'Mom said do it now when you can cause when the time comes up you're on the ground you can't do it no mo!'
Wants to be humiliated by being spray painted. Any colors are welcome.
Don't cry just slap him around guys and smoke in his face.
Desires to own a house and wants a huge gay family. BRING IN THE GLAMOUR AND MACHO GAY MEN like Jack on TV.

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Cigar smoking mafia again.

Come on over for massages. Has the best massage oil.
Shout outs to my Harlem cats and Brooklyn guys.
Still looking for fun cause the holidays are coming. Not looking for love.

Story time: didn't have any confidence when his mom passed. talks about how long it takes to get over parents dying. Wondering if guys want to go exploring like urban exploration and the like
Claims to love doing it and spotting different sites. Would love to go to Coney island and just look at everything.

Story time: went one time and was waiting with friends. bar was closing and it was super cold out. Brought his drink with him had brandy of course. Was being interviewed and was talking about HRN and had a great time overall.

Doesn't want to get into affairs so if you're married don't try anything funny with him!

Story time: Had this Mexican guy next door to him and he was having a leak and this Mexican dude fixed it for him and also gave it to him twice in the bedroom. Dude tells him he's gonna go to his wife and might come back from time to time cause he was so good.

Special hello to Josh Potter and Dr. Drew(very attractive).

Doesn't have to be a perfect person, but had one guy stay with him and kept going up and down the stairs and was trying to sleep. He wouldn't let him sleep cause he kept the door open while he did this pacing up and down the stairs.
Tried to confront him about the pacing late at night and had the nerve to come back a couple months later and asked if could stay again after being kicked out. Rob said no and he tried again three months later, same thing.

Looking for someone for new years eve. wants to go with somebody, but needs someone that doesn't have a girl coming with them otherwise they're just gonna go for the girl.

Doesn't repeat things like HRN.

He loves business, sports and cooking just give him a call because life is just too short ;)

Asks viewers to adopt an animal because its the holidays. Just save an animal and talks about his little baby(kawaii).

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Entire video is shot in front of his skull altar no face.
Drops the ad right away, anything goes of course.
Talks about his Toys for Tots and of course having some of that Hard Rock Bob for all your hard, hard work ;)
I'm glad he got a new channel this is a really hard time of year for him.
 
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Here's my pick from today's videos.

RPC had a migraine so he wasn't interested in any of the calls he was getting. Sorry he's only human. Sounds like he has a cold. Does his ad. Trying to keep clean for YouTube. Don;t forget about his toys for tots for sex charity. Guy and his three friends are due to call over to him on Saturday night to bang him, he will let us know what happens. (Can;t wait)

Mafia sex man character: Does his ad and shills his charity idea. lots of rhyming. His videos are not for kids, kids shouldn't be on his Instagram either - instant block, he checks the photos to make sure everyone is over 21. A guy did spray paint him once, then the guy jacked him off and they filmed the whole thing, wishes he still had the video. It was the hottest time. If one guy moves in he'll get $100 per month if two move in they'll get $50 per month. Still looking for help to get his Pornhub channel up and running, still wants to do vlogs on YouTube though.

Looking for a date for NYE. Thinks he got a migraine because he was over worked, he was trying to organize stuff for Coney Island. He had some brandy and some aspirin and some cigars and fells fine now. 1940's fashion is coming back, hats and suits and men being men. Lots of sneezing, cigars are too strong. Calls himself Hard Rock Nick by accident and doesn't realize it or correct himself. Says it's okay to write his phone number in public bathrooms and gives his phone numbers again.
 
Rest of the night for our busy big bear, mister RPC himself:

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Sparkly hat mad lad

Hard Rock Bob introduction. BUYING A ROOOOLLLLLSSSS ROYCE (goofing on HRN and how rich he is)

Rants about HRN and how he isn't rich because they don't show it off(once again mentioned people he knows that are rich who do this).
If you don't have a corporation, you're not rich and HRN has no corporation because he's not rich, he's full of BULLSHIT.
Got four bank accounts and asking you $50 for a hotel room. Asks HRN where does it all come from(good question).
HRN sounds like quite the phony.
Claims HRN lives out of a hotel and asks what happened to his broken down, redneck truck and, instead getting a Rolls Royce.
"Who even wants a Rolls Royce anymore honey?"
Dunks on how HRN dresses and mocks his cap about being too expensive despite wearing a sparkly, glamorous hat himself.
Claims that HRN has so many identities which explains the four bank accounts according to RPC. He's actually a drug guy.
HRN sold clothes with bedbugs and other bad things. What a con. wow
Compares HRN to Jeffree Star and, how Jeffree Star is more justified in showing off.
HRN is just not to be trusted 100%.
Continues to get really worked up about HRN's fake money and gets to a point where he starts to claim that HRN is a pedophile, and baits young boys, and girls, at schools driving around.
RPC had him arrested "one, two, three on the spot". He claims people approach him and say hello to him but RPC isn't buying it.
Natasha had to buy HRN a suit.

Holy shit, this dude is so obsessed with spreading the good word about HRN and his pathological lying and terrible behavior! :story:

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Sparkly mad lad pt 2

Hard Rock Bob intro again. Really stickin' it to HRN with the OG introductions lately.
Proceeds to talk more shit about HRN and calls him Mr. Potato head. Has many identities and is not to be trusted.
And of course once again, rich people are frugal and hardly spend any of their money. People with no money are the ones who flex.

Knew a bartender and waiter...I mean lawyers and he pretended he was rich. He calls it delusion. HRN needs Dr. Drew!
His clothes are so cheap. He's just telling you all these things to make you feel bad and you shouldn't believe him. Claims that HRN only dates gay men now.
He's a moocher and pathological liar once again.
Claims someone opened HRN's dresser drawer once and saw he has many ID's with different names.
Another argument for this logic he presents in the video: you don't see celebrities sleeping out of their car and giving out signatures on the street etc., when they're financially hurting or 'broke'.
HRN is gonna meet somebody who think's he's rich, and is going to meet a horrible fate as a result. It's all gonna be his fault.
HRN is 61 years old not 50. He claims to have confirmed it somewhere.
Repeats again about talking to Jeff Goldblum and how Jeff Goldblum's wife said that HRN is impotent etc. All the tattoos are from jail.
"Mentally challenged little boy who think he's playing richy rich."
Claims that HRN just isn't living in the real world. Claims he is the one living in the real world cause he buys real things like wine(which he shows). Talks about Coney island again as another argument of living in the real world.
Knows lots of rich people, like this one lady who owns 5 houses in Brooklyn and 7 in queens but she's so frugal and has her family collecting rent.
Mentions Danne Kingston and that he does karaoke pretty successfully.
More humpty dumpty comparisons/references(glorious).

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Mafia hat man

Hard Rock Bob introduction but in mafia voice.
Does his usual ad for people coming to live.
"Unleash that joy, I lit that load"
Smokes cigar heavily and continues to ask people to come on by for minutes.
Eventually breaks character to begin talking about HRN again, rambling about his four accounts(yet again).
If you wanna burn his nipple just let him know ;)
AD NOT MEANT FOR KIDS. NO MORE KIDS PLEASE.
After a long time of him shilling his place, begins to talk about his ideas of if you wanna come over and make some side money he's down to shoot porno for his upcoming PornHub.

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Cowboy hat hot guy

Starts right off with ad but in character.
Role plays as a sexy cowboy. Loves the black and Latino cowboy's.
Definitely having a wank in this one. Talking about riding in the hot sun and just cranking it. wow
Role plays for the most of the video only breaking character occasionally to repeat ad(good job!).

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Just RPC! No hat!

Does introduction with Hard Rock Bob and repeats that you know his number a bunch.

Was watching Ellen the other day and says if you're gonna tell anyone that they're going to be a superstar, especially if you're parents, you need to make sure you have a skill or something that you can fall back on, because Hollywood is not a stable thing.
Relates all of this to HRN and how delusional he is. Lost in a world of deception. Claims to be a celebrity but tells everyone that no RPC is not one and just a regular person.
If you're making any kind of art, you need to always have something at your side otherwise it's bad news says RPC. Better listen to him all you aspiring artists :)
Goes into lottery winners and how they spend their money extravagantly. Everyone should do what Jeffree Star does, like a makeup company or some kind of corporation that you can fall back on.
Around 5:10 minute mark looks like bug flies either on the top of the camera lens or light as it makes things hard to see for a short while.
Just don't tell your kids they're gonna be superstars and just keep a job while you pursue your dream. World is not promised to you!(Speak it RPC!)
RPC really knew how to bounce back no matter what happened cause he knows what's up. He's a writer, designer(designing people's homes), etc.
Hollywood is nothing but false promises.

Talks about Mom passing away last December and how he wants to show and say "Ma, I made it and I put tribute to her." (:_(
Talks about Hawaii. Can't bring animals to Hawaii. Homeless aren't treated nice etc.(Any verification of this or just more RPC ramblings?)

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Pink sparkly hat with cigar

Does usual introduction, but talks about his phone numbers and mentions something about his bill being messed up on one.
Few people came over a little earlier he claims. Just dropped some toys off, couldn't stay long he says. Just let him know if you wanna bring toys over!
You wanna come over and do drugs? A-ok, just give him a boner. Nice big boner. wow
More mutilate me offers. "I like it brutal".
He really likes a Dom guy where it's his way or the highway(and black or Latino preferably of course!).
Once again can do any drug you like now, just wants to hang out and have some fun ;)
Wants spray paint and magic marker drawn on his body, just give him a call!!
He's like a church. Anything you say in his lair, stays there. What a Saint.
About 9:10 trails off completely about the week and just gets distracted by the TV for a little while.
Ends video with ad.

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Pink sparkly hat.

Making an email with a lady who owns a beauty shop in the neighborhood. He's gonna start making mens wigs. Gonna be great and natural!
Especially if you don't wanna look like HRN who has hair plugs!!!
Starting tomorrow they're going up on display at the beauty shop in his neighborhood. You can do whatever you want with them, pls buy!
Don't be a baldie like HRN!!
Does typical ad for fun.

Story time:
last night someone knocked on his door. Dude had a migraine and doesn't usually go door to door. Lives on the sixth floor. RPC understands you can't bang all the time and that's okay, especially if the migraine is not at bay.

Goes back to ad after story time.
"White devil...come beat me with the bible!". wow
Finally repeats the new money incentive again($100 for 1 and $50 each month for 2)
He loves his cat Ashley but just wishes he had someone he could talk with and have dinner with, but he's not lonely!
Leaves us with some words of wisdom that it's good to have people or something in your life.




Side notes: I hope he finds his forever fuck buddy soon! (:_(
Also side edit: I've noticed he gets so little views and yet, complains about calls and such all the time. Where is it coming from? Also is any of the HRN claims actually substantiated or is it just him rambling on and on about what he thinks(for the things that haven't already been confirmed)?
 
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Rest of the night for our busy big bear, mister RPC himself:

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Sparkly hat mad lad

Hard Rock Bob introduction. BUYING A ROOOOLLLLLSSSS ROYCE (goofing on HRN and how rich he is)

Rants about HRN and how he isn't rich because they don't show it off(once again mentioned people he knows that are rich who do this).
If you don't have a corporation, you're not rich and HRN has no corporation because he's not rich, he's full of BULLSHIT.
Got four bank accounts and asking you $50 for a hotel room. Asks HRN where does it all come from(good question).
HRN sounds like quite the phony.
Claims HRN lives out of a hotel and asks what happened to his broken down, redneck truck and, instead getting a Rolls Royce.
"Who even wants a Rolls Royce anymore honey?"
Dunks on how HRN dresses and mocks his cap about being too expensive despite wearing a sparkly, glamorous hat himself.
Claims that HRN has so many identities which explains the four bank accounts according to RPC. He's actually a drug guy.
HRN sold clothes with bedbugs and other bad things. What a con. wow
Compares HRN to Jeffree Star and, how Jeffree Star is more justified in showing off.
HRN is just not to be trusted 100%.
Continues to get really worked up about HRN's fake money and gets to a point where he starts to claim that HRN is a pedophile, and baits young boys, and girls, at schools driving around.
RPC had him arrested "one, two, three on the spot". He claims people approach him and say hello to him but RPC isn't buying it.
Natasha had to buy HRN a suit.

Holy shit, this dude is so obsessed with spreading the good word about HRN and his pathological lying and terrible behavior! :story:

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Sparkly mad lad pt 2

Hard Rock Bob intro again. Really stickin' it to HRN with the OG introductions lately.
Proceeds to talk more shit about HRN and calls him Mr. Potato head. Has many identities and is not to be trusted.
And of course once again, rich people are frugal and hardly spend any of their money. People with no money are the ones who flex.

Knew a bartender and waiter...I mean lawyers and he pretended he was rich. He calls it delusion. HRN needs Dr. Drew!
His clothes are so cheap. He's just telling you all these things to make you feel bad and you shouldn't believe him. Claims that HRN only dates gay men now.
He's a moocher and pathological liar once again.
Claims someone opened HRN's dresser drawer once and saw he has many ID's with different names.
Another argument for this logic he presents in the video: you don't see celebrities sleeping out of their car and giving out signatures on the street etc., when they're financially hurting or 'broke'.
HRN is gonna meet somebody who think's he's rich, and is going to meet a horrible fate as a result. It's all gonna be his fault.
HRN is 61 years old not 50. He claims to have confirmed it somewhere.
Repeats again about talking to Jeff Goldblum and how Jeff Goldblum's wife said that HRN is impotent etc. All the tattoos are from jail.
"Mentally challenged little boy who think he's playing richy rich."
Claims that HRN just isn't living in the real world. Claims he is the one living in the real world cause he buys real things like wine(which he shows). Talks about Coney island again as another argument of living in the real world.
Knows lots of rich people, like this one lady who owns 5 houses in Brooklyn and 7 in queens but she's so frugal and has her family collecting rent.
Mentions Danne Kingston and that he does karaoke pretty successfully.
More humpty dumpty comparisons/references(glorious).

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Mafia hat man

Hard Rock Bob introduction but in mafia voice.
Does his usual ad for people coming to live.
"Unleash that joy, I lit that load"
Smokes cigar heavily and continues to ask people to come on by for minutes.
Eventually breaks character to begin talking about HRN again, rambling about his four accounts(yet again).
If you wanna burn his nipple just let him know ;)
AD NOT MEANT FOR KIDS. NO MORE KIDS PLEASE.
After a long time of him shilling his place, begins to talk about his ideas of if you wanna come over and make some side money he's down to shoot porno for his upcoming PornHub.

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Cowboy hat hot guy

Starts right off with ad but in character.
Role plays as a sexy cowboy. Loves the black and Latino cowboy's.
Definitely having a wank in this one. Talking about riding in the hot sun and just cranking it. wow
Role plays for the most of the video only breaking character occasionally to repeat ad(good job!).

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Just RPC! No hat!

Does introduction with Hard Rock Bob and repeats that you know his number a bunch.

Was watching Ellen the other day and says if you're gonna tell anyone that they're going to be a superstar, especially if you're parents, you need to make sure you have a skill or something that you can fall back on, because Hollywood is not a stable thing.
Relates all of this to HRN and how delusional he is. Lost in a world of deception. Claims to be a celebrity but tells everyone that no RPC is not one and just a regular person.
If you're making any kind of art, you need to always have something at your side otherwise it's bad news says RPC. Better listen to him all you aspiring artists :)
Goes into lottery winners and how they spend their money extravagantly. Everyone should do what Jeffree Star does, like a makeup company or some kind of corporation that you can fall back on.
Around 5:10 minute mark looks like bug flies either on the top of the camera lens or light as it makes things hard to see for a short while.
Just don't tell your kids they're gonna be superstars and just keep a job while you pursue your dream. World is not promised to you!(Speak it RPC!)
RPC really knew how to bounce back no matter what happened cause he knows what's up. He's a writer, designer(designing people's homes), etc.
Hollywood is nothing but false promises.

Talks about Mom passing away last December and how he wants to show and say "Ma, I made it and I put tribute to her." (:_(
Talks about Hawaii. Can't bring animals to Hawaii. Homeless aren't treated nice etc.(Any verification of this or just more RPC ramblings?)

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Pink sparkly hat with cigar

Does usual introduction, but talks about his phone numbers and mentions something about his bill being messed up on one.
Few people came over a little earlier he claims. Just dropped some toys off, couldn't stay long he says. Just let him know if you wanna bring toys over!
You wanna come over and do drugs? A-ok, just give him a boner. Nice big boner. wow
More mutilate me offers. "I like it brutal".
He really likes a Dom guy where it's his way or the highway(and black or Latino preferably of course!).
Once again can do any drug you like now, just wants to hang out and have some fun ;)
Wants spray paint and magic marker drawn on his body, just give him a call!!
He's like a church. Anything you say in his lair, stays there. What a Saint.
About 9:10 trails off completely about the week and just gets distracted by the TV for a little while.
Ends video with ad.

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Pink sparkly hat.

Making an email with a lady who owns a beauty shop in the neighborhood. He's gonna start making mens wigs. Gonna be great and natural!
Especially if you don't wanna look like HRN who has hair plugs!!!
Starting tomorrow they're going up on display at the beauty shop in his neighborhood. You can do whatever you want with them, pls buy!
Don't be a baldie like HRN!!
Does typical ad for fun.

Story time:
last night someone knocked on his door. Dude had a migraine and doesn't usually go door to door. Lives on the sixth floor. RPC understands you can't bang all the time and that's okay, especially if the migraine is not at bay.

Goes back to ad after story time.
"White devil...come beat me with the bible!". wow
Finally repeats the new money incentive again($100 for 1 and $50 each month for 2)
He loves his cat Ashley but just wishes he had someone he could talk with and have dinner with, but he's not lonely!
Leaves us with some words of wisdom that it's good to have people or something in your life.




Side notes: I hope he finds his forever fuck buddy soon! (:_(
Also side edit: I've noticed he gets so little views and yet, complains about calls and such all the time. Where is it coming from? Also is any of the HRN claims actually substantiated or is it just him rambling on and on about what he thinks(for the things that haven't already been confirmed)?
Appreciate you going into so much detail, but it'd be easier for people reading if you put some stuff behind cuts. It looks massive otherwise.

Also, @Ellesse_warrior covers a bunch of his videos every day, so maybe if you co-ordinated your posting with them so the same content isn't posted twice? More of this guy's videos and breakdowns of them is always good, just, no-one wants to read the same content over again.

It'd just make the thread easier to read and digest that way, I think.
 
Appreciate you going into so much detail, but it'd be easier for people reading if you put some stuff behind cuts. It looks massive otherwise.

Also, @Ellesse_warrior covers a bunch of his videos every day, so maybe if you co-ordinated your posting with them so the same content isn't posted twice? More of this guy's videos and breakdowns of them is always good, just, no-one wants to read the same content over again.

It'd just make the thread easier to read and digest that way, I think.
Thanks for the tips on my post, will definitely apply them to future updates on this exceptional individual. He says a lot of stuff in each video, and unfortunately, as others have pointed out, it seems to be one note sometimes. Also, this is a coordinated effort and was pretty much covering the rest of the videos as soon as @Ellesse_warrior was done for the day.

Edit: Wanted to mention as well that in my last post despite the content size, and repetition, I've tried to insert my own takes/humor to try and spice it up and make things more entertaining to read(without of course out right lying about what's being shown/said of course).
 
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Rest of the night for our busy big bear, mister RPC himself:

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Sparkly hat mad lad

Hard Rock Bob introduction. BUYING A ROOOOLLLLLSSSS ROYCE (goofing on HRN and how rich he is)

Rants about HRN and how he isn't rich because they don't show it off(once again mentioned people he knows that are rich who do this).
If you don't have a corporation, you're not rich and HRN has no corporation because he's not rich, he's full of BULLSHIT.
Got four bank accounts and asking you $50 for a hotel room. Asks HRN where does it all come from(good question).
HRN sounds like quite the phony.
Claims HRN lives out of a hotel and asks what happened to his broken down, redneck truck and, instead getting a Rolls Royce.
"Who even wants a Rolls Royce anymore honey?"
Dunks on how HRN dresses and mocks his cap about being too expensive despite wearing a sparkly, glamorous hat himself.
Claims that HRN has so many identities which explains the four bank accounts according to RPC. He's actually a drug guy.
HRN sold clothes with bedbugs and other bad things. What a con. wow
Compares HRN to Jeffree Star and, how Jeffree Star is more justified in showing off.
HRN is just not to be trusted 100%.
Continues to get really worked up about HRN's fake money and gets to a point where he starts to claim that HRN is a pedophile, and baits young boys, and girls, at schools driving around.
RPC had him arrested "one, two, three on the spot". He claims people approach him and say hello to him but RPC isn't buying it.
Natasha had to buy HRN a suit.

Holy shit, this dude is so obsessed with spreading the good word about HRN and his pathological lying and terrible behavior! :story:

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Sparkly mad lad pt 2

Hard Rock Bob intro again. Really stickin' it to HRN with the OG introductions lately.
Proceeds to talk more shit about HRN and calls him Mr. Potato head. Has many identities and is not to be trusted.
And of course once again, rich people are frugal and hardly spend any of their money. People with no money are the ones who flex.

Knew a bartender and waiter...I mean lawyers and he pretended he was rich. He calls it delusion. HRN needs Dr. Drew!
His clothes are so cheap. He's just telling you all these things to make you feel bad and you shouldn't believe him. Claims that HRN only dates gay men now.
He's a moocher and pathological liar once again.
Claims someone opened HRN's dresser drawer once and saw he has many ID's with different names.
Another argument for this logic he presents in the video: you don't see celebrities sleeping out of their car and giving out signatures on the street etc., when they're financially hurting or 'broke'.
HRN is gonna meet somebody who think's he's rich, and is going to meet a horrible fate as a result. It's all gonna be his fault.
HRN is 61 years old not 50. He claims to have confirmed it somewhere.
Repeats again about talking to Jeff Goldblum and how Jeff Goldblum's wife said that HRN is impotent etc. All the tattoos are from jail.
"Mentally challenged little boy who think he's playing richy rich."
Claims that HRN just isn't living in the real world. Claims he is the one living in the real world cause he buys real things like wine(which he shows). Talks about Coney island again as another argument of living in the real world.
Knows lots of rich people, like this one lady who owns 5 houses in Brooklyn and 7 in queens but she's so frugal and has her family collecting rent.
Mentions Danne Kingston and that he does karaoke pretty successfully.
More humpty dumpty comparisons/references(glorious).

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Mafia hat man

Hard Rock Bob introduction but in mafia voice.
Does his usual ad for people coming to live.
"Unleash that joy, I lit that load"
Smokes cigar heavily and continues to ask people to come on by for minutes.
Eventually breaks character to begin talking about HRN again, rambling about his four accounts(yet again).
If you wanna burn his nipple just let him know ;)
AD NOT MEANT FOR KIDS. NO MORE KIDS PLEASE.
After a long time of him shilling his place, begins to talk about his ideas of if you wanna come over and make some side money he's down to shoot porno for his upcoming PornHub.

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Cowboy hat hot guy

Starts right off with ad but in character.
Role plays as a sexy cowboy. Loves the black and Latino cowboy's.
Definitely having a wank in this one. Talking about riding in the hot sun and just cranking it. wow
Role plays for the most of the video only breaking character occasionally to repeat ad(good job!).

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Just RPC! No hat!

Does introduction with Hard Rock Bob and repeats that you know his number a bunch.

Was watching Ellen the other day and says if you're gonna tell anyone that they're going to be a superstar, especially if you're parents, you need to make sure you have a skill or something that you can fall back on, because Hollywood is not a stable thing.
Relates all of this to HRN and how delusional he is. Lost in a world of deception. Claims to be a celebrity but tells everyone that no RPC is not one and just a regular person.
If you're making any kind of art, you need to always have something at your side otherwise it's bad news says RPC. Better listen to him all you aspiring artists :)
Goes into lottery winners and how they spend their money extravagantly. Everyone should do what Jeffree Star does, like a makeup company or some kind of corporation that you can fall back on.
Around 5:10 minute mark looks like bug flies either on the top of the camera lens or light as it makes things hard to see for a short while.
Just don't tell your kids they're gonna be superstars and just keep a job while you pursue your dream. World is not promised to you!(Speak it RPC!)
RPC really knew how to bounce back no matter what happened cause he knows what's up. He's a writer, designer(designing people's homes), etc.
Hollywood is nothing but false promises.

Talks about Mom passing away last December and how he wants to show and say "Ma, I made it and I put tribute to her." (:_(
Talks about Hawaii. Can't bring animals to Hawaii. Homeless aren't treated nice etc.(Any verification of this or just more RPC ramblings?)

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Pink sparkly hat with cigar

Does usual introduction, but talks about his phone numbers and mentions something about his bill being messed up on one.
Few people came over a little earlier he claims. Just dropped some toys off, couldn't stay long he says. Just let him know if you wanna bring toys over!
You wanna come over and do drugs? A-ok, just give him a boner. Nice big boner. wow
More mutilate me offers. "I like it brutal".
He really likes a Dom guy where it's his way or the highway(and black or Latino preferably of course!).
Once again can do any drug you like now, just wants to hang out and have some fun ;)
Wants spray paint and magic marker drawn on his body, just give him a call!!
He's like a church. Anything you say in his lair, stays there. What a Saint.
About 9:10 trails off completely about the week and just gets distracted by the TV for a little while.
Ends video with ad.

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Pink sparkly hat.

Making an email with a lady who owns a beauty shop in the neighborhood. He's gonna start making mens wigs. Gonna be great and natural!
Especially if you don't wanna look like HRN who has hair plugs!!!
Starting tomorrow they're going up on display at the beauty shop in his neighborhood. You can do whatever you want with them, pls buy!
Don't be a baldie like HRN!!
Does typical ad for fun.

Story time:
last night someone knocked on his door. Dude had a migraine and doesn't usually go door to door. Lives on the sixth floor. RPC understands you can't bang all the time and that's okay, especially if the migraine is not at bay.

Goes back to ad after story time.
"White devil...come beat me with the bible!". wow
Finally repeats the new money incentive again($100 for 1 and $50 each month for 2)
He loves his cat Ashley but just wishes he had someone he could talk with and have dinner with, but he's not lonely!
Leaves us with some words of wisdom that it's good to have people or something in your life.




Side notes: I hope he finds his forever fuck buddy soon! (:_(
Also side edit: I've noticed he gets so little views and yet, complains about calls and such all the time. Where is it coming from? Also is any of the HRN claims actually substantiated or is it just him rambling on and on about what he thinks(for the things that haven't already been confirmed)?
Thanks for picking up the slack ❤. Besides me and you the other 8 committed viewers are most likely fans of YMH podcast and maybe 1 pervert. They call and dm him all the time and post screen caps in their subreddit. It's harmless stuff, I think the fans of that show really like rpc but that's likely where the calls about fucking bugs etc. Came from.

He completely makes up everything he says about HRN. You can see the thought process when he does a load of HRN rants in one night. He is probably reading comments on HRNs Instagram or YouTube and saying that people called him to tell him these things. (Like the my trans friend stuff but he's referring to Blaire White).

@UselessRubberKeyboard thanks for pointing out the above. I might start adding the video names to my ones too so that it's more obvious that me and @AlexaAutismo aren't posting the same videos. I do it for the Fedsmoker videos so I don't know why I wasn't doing it for these videos.

I had a thought yesterday too, maybe the interview with Dr. Drew didn't actually happen and he just started saying all that stuff after watching Dr. Drew's podcast that evening. I didn't think of it before because Dr. Drew had mentioned lots of times that he wants to interview RPC but if it had happened it would be up on the YMH channel already.
 
Thanks for picking up the slack ❤. Besides me and you the other 8 committed viewers are most likely fans of YMH podcast and maybe 1 pervert. They call and dm him all the time and post screen caps in their subreddit. It's harmless stuff, I think the fans of that show really like rpc but that's likely where the calls about fucking bugs etc. Came from.

He completely makes up everything he says about HRN. You can see the thought process when he does a load of HRN rants in one night. He is probably reading comments on HRNs Instagram or YouTube and saying that people called him to tell him these things. (Like the my trans friend stuff but he's referring to Blaire White).

@UselessRubberKeyboard thanks for pointing out the above. I might start adding the video names to my ones too so that it's more obvious that me and @AlexaAutismo aren't posting the same videos. I do it for the Fedsmoker videos so I don't know why I wasn't doing it for these videos.

I had a thought yesterday too, maybe the interview with Dr. Drew didn't actually happen and he just started saying all that stuff after watching Dr. Drew's podcast that evening. I didn't think of it before because Dr. Drew had mentioned lots of times that he wants to interview RPC but if it had happened it would be up on the YMH channel already.
Interesting observation, and most likely right based off all the analytics I've seen on him so far. Really surprised this dude hasn't gotten more attention. Maybe if he stopped wanking so much on camera, and stopped with the coded video titles, he'd probably get more views, and the attention he wants. I get the feeling that the titles of the videos being random are just literally the filenames being pulled off his iPhone or whatever device he's using to record these. I'm almost shocked that because of his technical ineptitude, he hasn't just gone full Katie Joy, or something, and just live streams everything, as if they were just normal videos.

That seems to make a lot of sense about the HRN rants. I had assumed that too after the umpteenth time he was talking shit about him but definitely wanted to confirm for the myself and possibly the thread that it is indeed mostly bullshit(even though HRN is no saint himself either, definitely will look into him later).

I'm starting to think the same thing as he literally keeps name dropping Drew in videos from even last night, but this was an interview that was supposed to have happened like...well, what feels like forever ago now(considering this mans posting rate). Might be time to ask Drew himself :story:
 
Interesting observation, and most likely right based off all the analytics I've seen on him so far. Really surprised this dude hasn't gotten more attention. Maybe if he stopped wanking so much on camera, and stopped with the coded video titles, he'd probably get more views, and the attention he wants. I get the feeling that the titles of the videos being random are just literally the filenames being pulled off his iPhone or whatever device he's using to record these. I'm almost shocked that because of his technical ineptitude, he hasn't just gone full Katie Joy, or something, and just live streams everything, as if they were just normal videos.

That seems to make a lot of sense about the HRN rants. I had assumed that too after the umpteenth time he was talking shit about him but definitely wanted to confirm for the myself and possibly the thread that it is indeed mostly bullshit(even though HRN is no saint himself either, definitely will look into him later).

I'm starting to think the same thing as he literally keeps name dropping Drew in videos from even last night, but this was an interview that was supposed to have happened like...well, what feels like forever ago now(considering this mans posting rate). Might be time to ask Drew himself :story:
The codes are defaults from the phone. IME codes videos like this are a good way to spot the really crazy cows and is now something I look out for.

Low down on HRN is that he used to be a wrestler, was on Tosh.0 and Tosh made a fool out of him. Was on YMH and they made a fool out of him. Was married to or dated Jeff Golblums ex wife and shit in her sink lots of Twiiter outrage about their break up partly because she had cancer and was going through treatment at the time. Allegedly beat up his disabled mother. His whole internet persona is that he's a metrosexual influencer who mostly talks about how rich and famous he is.
 
The codes are defaults from the phone. IME codes videos like this are a good way to spot the really crazy cows and is now something I look out for.

Low down on HRN is that he used to be a wrestler, was on Tosh.0 and Tosh made a fool out of him. Was on YMH and they made a fool out of him. Was married to or dated Jeff Golblums ex wife and shit in her sink lots of Twiiter outrage about their break up partly because she had cancer and was going through treatment at the time. Allegedly beat up his disabled mother. His whole internet persona is that he's a metrosexual influencer who mostly talks about how rich and famous he is.
That's quite a lot to unpack, but a lot of it has already been mentioned before by our boy, RPC himself. Still though that's good to hear that his rants are somewhat based in some kind of reality and to put it in our boys words, "isn't total BULLSHIT". Almost wanna text the dude up and maybe find out more about when the Drew interview comes out, or, some other questions I've been dying for the answers to. Just wanna help this man's charity, and seemingly eternal love quest for the most ghetto fab roommate(hopefully it's not eternal but, daily reminder: all free of course! ;) )
 
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Update on the Dr. Drew interview, skip to about 33 minutes.


FYI All of the podcasts under the YMH umbrella are pre-recorded so this was filmed in late October/ early November but was only posted today. They mention arranging for Dr. Drew to interview RPC before thanksgiving. This actually matches the time when RPC posted the videos saying Dr. Drew interviewed him so my bad perhaps it wasn't a my trans friend/ Blaire White situation. So I'll keep an eye out for the interview, maybe they're saving it for Christmas. YMH don't talk about RPC as much as they used to but he's Dr. Drew's favorite 'cool guy' (mommy speak for lolcow).
 
Update on the Dr. Drew interview, skip to about 33 minutes.


FYI All of the podcasts under the YMH umbrella are pre-recorded so this was filmed in late October/ early November but was only posted today. They mention arranging for Dr. Drew to interview RPC before thanksgiving. This actually matches the time when RPC posted the videos saying Dr. Drew interviewed him so my bad perhaps it wasn't a my trans friend/ Blaire White situation. So I'll keep an eye out for the interview, maybe they're saving it for Christmas. YMH don't talk about RPC as much as they used to but he's Dr. Drew's favorite 'cool guy' (mommy speak for lolcow).
Glad to hear that it isn't just memes. Can't wait for the interview. :biggrin:
 
Here's my pick from last night's videos:

59796147438 62748115 A139 478D 9089 4C0DA9003AD6: Alright story time, he had a really good night last night, a guy called over with some toys for tots and then he banged RPC. It was the hottest time. Does his ad and now is also willing to accept Indians. Makes sure to qualify that as Indians from wild west times. (LOL) . Still very sniffley but he's in a great mood after having such a good night last night.

59796402024 6D7E5D33 A9BC 43EA AC18 643963CEB9FC: Christmas themed wanking video. RPC is so out of breath I think he's ready to collapse. Looking to suck on that candy cane. If you're a gym guy and you want someone to be your slave; carry your bags, give you a massage, give him a call. Will also do parties.

59797766602 31FE99DD DDA7 4F02 AA73 57D8554A4A17: Tiki bar themed ad for Lucifer's Lair. Pull up and have a drink, don't forget those toys for tots.

59799617006 457121F0 8317 4646 AA48 0DA3FB7ED914: RPC's got a head ache again, he's got so many projects at the minute. Can't even get those words out of his mouth. Does his ad. Just so you know, he likes his sex manly, not into that lovey dovey stuff. (sissys) He's not like HRN and doesn't charge for his party appearances. (But he's said before he wants his cab fare covered). Willing to show up as Sgt. Cum Dump. (Yay!) Coffee he's drinking is cinnamon coffee, it's really good. He was going to have some wine but is expecting some guys to call over and doesn't like to drink before sex because it ruins it. Shout out to Tom Segura, Christina P. , Josh Potter, YouTube and Facebook. Doesn't really use his Tweeter anymore unless he has to do something important.

59797461178 AB46F98F ABD0 4F0B B84A 1DEDB22907BE: Got a call from a trucker from Staten Island. He wants to come over with his two black friends on Wednesday to drop of some toys and bang RPC. RPC is looking forward to getting some vanilla and chocolate. Videos are not for kids. Over 21s only. Spray paint him, mutilate him, throw eggs at him.
 
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