Lolcow Robert Paul Champagne / The Try it Out Guy

:( He is very reasonable about gay and tranny stuff. He sounds genuinely thoughtful/concerned when he drops the act.

The last video is very ambiguous, like a SFW half-wank, maybe he's just not fully in the mood to go all the way.
I think he genuinely upset himself talking about Desmond, I don't think he was pretending to cry. He's from a generation that experienced a lot of hate for being gay, I'm guessing he got beat up a few times himself and just doesn't wish it on kids now. He may have been tired in the last video, he had a couple of very energetic wank videos that I didn't post.

I just found this thread, and I really like this guy. Like everyone keeps saying, he just seems so wholesome, so likable. Most of the cows around here are truly vile people, and this guy just wants to help the homeless and kids!

I hope he starts posting somewhere that doesn't keep shutting him down.
I'm guessing Pornhub wouldn't shut him down but no one has taken up his offer yet to help him set up a channel there and do Thugs Live with him.
 
Here's my pick from last night's videos:

Festive Thanksgiving themed video: Gobble gobble, cover him in gravy and sick your dark meat in his white meat.

Some more thoughts on the gay community: Gays like him stopped going to places like Fire Island and the clubs around Brooklyn because they're being taken over by femme gays, non genders and drag queens. He doesn't really get the whole non gender thing (neither do I Bob). Drag should just be for stage, take all that stuff off when you're walking around the street. Aids is gonna make a big come back (It already has FYI). Kids being thought about homosexual sex as young as 6 isn't right. We're going to see an uptake in anti-gay crimes. Talks about a feminine gay he knew who assaulted his mother. He should've known because this guy was always throwing shade at him. Sodom and Gomorrah is going to happen again soon because of all of this. (He points out that he's a Satanist but they don't hurt kids or animals either). Get rid of the LGBTetc. label and just make it about human rights, make gay pride human rights day.



Alright story time: Guy from the 6th floor grabbed him on the staircase with his friends and they took him right there on the staircase. Tore his clothes off and all. It was super hot and wild.

He hasn't posted on his other channel for two days, possibly lost his phone or forgot the log in.

YMH reacted to a video that I had missed from one of RPC's old channels. Starts at 9:17 (but then the poxy intro starts) so 10:32 is RPC playing tic toc toe by drawing on himself. I've linked the full stream because the clips aren't up yet but the RPC stuff ends at 15:27.
 
Here's last night's videos:

Another HRN rant, lists off many reasons why Jeffrey Starr is better than HRN. Stop calling Howard Stern, he doesn't want to know you. He would much prefer to hang out with Jeffrey than HRN. HRN probably loves Desmond is Amazing because he's a pedo. More about how his mom use to be a rent collector for Ernest Mazzola (Spelling?). Sings a song about HRN. Ends the video with some shade by saying I have to go because unlike HRN he has things he needs to be doing and making fun of HRN's job.

Trying to get to grips with the whole transgender thing. No he's not changing genders. First there were gay men and lesbians, makes sense. Then there were bisexuals, okay he gets it. Then the cancer came in, drag queens and trans. Talks about the Club Kids and how it wasn't a good crowd. What are regular gays like him going to do when the trannys start telling them they're not part of the community unless they start dressing like women and wearing make up, same goes for lesbians, they're going to have to start dressing and acting like men. Troons are dangerous. The gay community is already collapsing. The drag queens are trying to make you sick in your mind. The drag queens he knows are moving away from that lifestyle, they're acting more like regular gays and one even married a woman. There will be another stonewall.

More about drag queens: Some of his drag queen friends were asked if they wanted to read to children and they refused because they are adult entertainment. Some are moving away from that lifestyle because it's getting too weird. He lists off the different careers they are taking up instead of drag. He thinks there should be a tranny version. Brings trans kids to prison to speak to troon inmates and hopefully get scared out of trooning out. They should get John Walsh (America's Most Wanted) to host. If trannys can get SSRI it means they have a mental disease and then why are they allowed around children? If you go to watch a child performing drag on stage boy or girl you ought to be castrated. Don't blame the devil for your mistakes Christian parents, these are your mistakes and no one wants another Sodom and Gomorrah.

An Introduction to the Church of Lucifer by RPC: The church of Lucifer has rules against hurting kids and animals, it really annoys him when Christians blame Lucifer for making bad choices like trooning out their kids. Church of Lucifer lets in gays but anyone who changes their sex is not allowed because you need to be in your true form to be baptized into the church. It's the Christian parents messing up their kids. He knows a person who had sex with a trans woman and he said it's not like normal sex. There's no feeling, you could stick a fork up there. Most drag queens who perform are actually heterosexual men who date women, true story, they're just trying to make money. Joan of Arc was trans and that's why she was burned at the stake.

Doing his ad, stuttering more than usual. Ashley the cat comes over to say hi. Still looking for someone to help him get Thugs Live set up. His adult talk show will feature a rap band. Talks about his bar, Lucifer's Lair. Bang on his door and yell we got some sacks of cream we want to give you, he will let you in to unload.

Happy Thanksgiving! Hope everyone's enjoying time with their family, his mother passed away. No one on his Facebook knows his life. The FCC keeps sticking there nose into everything. There's no entertainment for kids so they end up watching things like YouTube. Toyshops are now for toys for adults to stick up on their shelves. Adults shouldn't have to lose all adult only entertainment because there's nothing for kids to do. More about trannys reading to kids. We're going to end up having to open up aids wards and psych hospitals again, they're going to bring back lobotomies. We need hetero people in the world. A lot of gay men are against trannys because they've injected themselves into their world. We're not plants we're born male and female. Gender reassignment is never a good idea, they never last too long afterwards. Trannys aren't as pushy towards kids as the drag queens are.

His channels get very little comments but at least one of the eight weirdos who watch all of his videos is leaving comments on some of them for him to do a video in his werewolf costume. I don't know if he reads his comments though, I guess we'll find out if he does a werewolf sex video.
 
For everyone following him -- aside from HRN, is there anyone he particularly responds to, or any group he appears to watch / comment on? Seems like people have been trying to get this guy's attention for interviews, but he hasn't responded, probably due to getting trolled too hard. I just really want this guy to join us at KF. I think he'd easily end up being something like the next Methed-Out Samurai and would end up actually fitting in really well here if he had any interest in it.
 
For everyone following him -- aside from HRN, is there anyone he particularly responds to, or any group he appears to watch / comment on? Seems like people have been trying to get this guy's attention for interviews, but he hasn't responded, probably due to getting trolled too hard. I just really want this guy to join us at KF. I think he'd easily end up being something like the next Methed-Out Samurai and would end up actually fitting in really well here if he had any interest in it.
He did an interview with Josh Potter for YMH. He gives them shout outs in his videos every so often still and he really likes Christina, I think he would do another interview with them if they reached out. Dr. Drew is meant to be doing an interview with him soon for Dr. Drew after dark. I reckon a lot of the prank calls he gets are from their fan base, some of them post messages they've sent him on their subreddit but it's really all harmless stuff and not particularly mean. Every so often he says in his videos don't make prank calls to him but he doesn't come across as being particularly upset about it, more that he could be waiting on someone who's not going to show and turn down a person who might legitimately need a place to stay.

He only started talking about Jeffrey Starr, James Charles and Desmond is amazing this week before that the only other internet famous person he mentioned was HRN. He comments on HRN's streams and posts but I don't know about the others because this is a new fad. TBH I reckon he thinks he's above other YouTubers because he used to hang out with/ date actual celebrities (or so he claims). He claims he's still in contact with Tom Selleck and that he spoke to John Travolta recently. I doubt he even knows what KF is, he's not very tech/ internet savvy, so unlikely he'll join.
 
Here's my pick of last night's videos:

Still hasn't posted anything on his second channel, I think he lost that phone.

He did his interview with Dr. Drew! (Will post when it's up) Dr. Drew is into fantasy too, likes masquerade parties. Thinking about his mom a lot because she passed away this time of year. He doesn't cry anymore, he smokes his cigars and makes his Barbie dolls outfits. Will be in Coney Island June- September, Friday nights, he does prize giveaways with the items he gets free to advertise on his channel. He wishes his mom was around so he could have her on his channel, she knew Tony Curtis and lots of other celebrities.

Advice for parents who's kids are being thought about gay sex and transgenders in schools. Make petitions, tells them trannys are demons. Tell the kids they'll be taken away from their parents. Tranny's shouldn't be dating straight people because straight people want kids and Tranny's can't have kids. Drag queens shouldn't be allowed at pride, give them their own parade. If you see parents going around with trans kids, get the local priest involved. Boys can be feminine, maybe they'll become dress designers but no changing sex. Girls can be tom boys, that's cute as hell but no changing sex.

Alright story time: A 26 year old thug dropped over earlier on and they had a super hot time. Thug called his friends while he was over to tell them about RPC and he invited them over to have a go. Thugs home boy dropped by and joined in. They took turns smashing his ass. He came 4 times. They whipped his butt with a belt and whipped his privates with a belt, he was howling in pain. They took photos and videos of him. It was the hottest evening.

There's a 3 hour gap between his videos about his Dr. Drew interview and his wanking videos. There's a 2 hour gap between his story time wanking video and his previous videos, maybe someone did actually drop by.

HRN rant mostly about HRN's e begging, he's a fake rich person. He's a fake famous person, what movies has he been in huh? HRN's own mother didn't want him, when he was born she was like what the fuck is this? He's a delusional prostitute.
 
Here's last night's videos:

Another rant about trannys. He believes in gay, bi, or swingers and that's pretty much it. Go to your senators/ religious leader to petition against drag queens reading to children. His step father used to take him to bars when he was a kid. Fathers need to spend time with their sons and mothers need to spend time with their daughters. Drag queens want to have kids dress like them so they can have their sleazy drug filled HIV ridden club kids world. Drag queens shouldn't be allowed celebrated pride with the rest of the community because they're more like clowns.

Alright story time: RPC had a caller yesterday, guy just knocked on his door and came in to fuck while on his way to see his girlfriend. RPC said his name was very difficult to pronounce but he made it very worthwhile for this guy dropping over. The guy came 3 times in RPC and then took some videos and pictures of him kicking RPC in his sack. It was super hot. The Pakistani guy that owns snakes is going to drop by for another sexy snake session with RPC in January.

More about his interview with Dr. Drew, no he didn't jump Dr. Drew's bones or his cameraman even though the camera man was super hot. They had a very interesting conversation. (Still not up on YouTube yet)
 
Here's my pick of last night's videos:

He got a call from a guy from Jersey today who wants to tie him up in a car and masturbate him, RPC's not getting his hopes up, could be a prank call.

Some more thoughts on the separations within the LGBTETC community, blames drag queens and trannys. The whole trans kids thing is going to end up with all alphabet people being branded as pedos. Some boys who play with dolls may grow up to be fashion designers, this is good, perhaps encourage them to try and draw Barbie's outfits. Young gays aren't going to gay bars anymore, trannys and drag queens have ruined the bars. Gays should punched trans who act all miss thing and call them gurrrl. Non genders are just confusing the world. Tell your kids drag queens are evil and that they want to eat them, then they won't grow up to be trans kids.

Talking about his interview with Dr. Drew, he didn't make a fuss, it was okay. Talks about giving antique jewellery to people and them not appreciating it. His alcohol bottles are not filled with urine. (responding to comments made by Josh Potter. He collects things and likes to stock up with cookies and cakes in case people drop by, he doesn't eat all that stuff. Talks about his talk show and the club he wants to open up. No trannys allowed. Clarifies he's not unhappy, he just would like some company but doesn't want people feeling bad for him.

A very scatter brained introduction. Forgets his show name and apartment number. Was video chatting with a guy and making sexy videos for him. Has a cheeky wank. His fantasy now includes humiliation.

Responding to comments made by Josh Potter. He's not lonely, people come people go, they're like buses, there's always another one around the corner. He misses hisHe's not a hoarder he's a collector, these are all antiques. He's not got low self esteem because you need to be confident to get into porn and that's what he's doing. Josh will not be like RPC when he is older. The characters he does such as S;gt. Cum Dump are based on people he knew and he will copyright strike anyone he finds using them characters.

Women need to go back to having women's jobs like being secretaries. Men need to go back to dominating industry. Children need to be raised by mothers and fathers. Single female households are messing up kids. Father's need to be there to discipline children. Men need to be making more money than women because their clothes and shoes cost more than women's.
 
Here's my pick of last night's videos:

Why can't straight people have a pride parade and a straight pride month? We need straight people so people can be born. He would go and support that. When gay people do drag they're no longer gay, they're something else. We should go back to calling them female impersonators. Tells a story about him not getting a job at a restaurant because he wouldn't wear a rose on his uniform because he doesn't identify as a woman. Gay on gay discrimination.

Alright story time: Business man called Adams called over earlier and banged him like a drum before heading off to work. RPC made him breakfast too. He was very sexy and had a mustache. Then RPC does his ad and has a cheeky wank. Keeps getting distracted by the TV and forgetting what he's saying. Brings up his sex for money so he can buy toys for tots charity idea.

Thoughts about the alphabet community's inability to take jokes. He's okay with gay jokes, if you can;t laugh at yourself who can you laugh at. Tries to make a joke and butchers it completely. Drag queens steal btw. (not a joke) Why do gay people feel the need to protest over jokes? Need to learn to laugh at themselves. They are asking to be made fun off going out dressed the way they are. Women get away with the way they dress a little bit more. Pride should be one day, Christmas is one day but then you have Christmas eve, maybe Pride eve and then Pride, no need to take a whole month. Gays got their rights same as how black folks got their rights, stop boohooing. He used to get beaten for just being out minding his own business in the street, get over it. Transgenders, I don;t know where you gotta go but go live on an island on your own, same with drag queens, you know what, we'll give them Detroit. Life is too short to be a bitch.

RPC pours hot wax on himself.
 
Here's my picks from last night's videos:

There were not chatty videos today, he just got straight to business.

Alright story time: Last night a group of thugs called over and took turns banging him. They were just passing through Harlem and had blue balls so stopped by at RPC's for some guaranteed ass. It was super hot. Specifies several times that his videos are not for children and he's got a lot of sex toys but can't show them on YouTube. (He totally can, there are creepy old men sex toy review channels on YouTube, I think RPC should branch out to this genre of degeneracy). Still asking people to mutilate him among the piss on me beat me stuff.

Timestamp: 0:50 . Do me violent man. Make him drink lots of water and not let him pee (?)

Alright story time: He went down to his mail box yesterday in a pair of skimpy shorts. Caught a guy spying on him and the guy made a blow job gesture. He took some sexy photos of RPC. Happy Thanksgiving, if you eat lots today don't eat tomorrow or just have a power bar or something. He will often go a day or two without eating after a large meal like Christmas/ thanksgiving. Gets distracted by the TV and stops talking. (He's watching the Office) Still looking for black/ Latino guys to help set up his thugs live thing for Pornhub.

Wanking video while doing either a Chinese or Mexican accent. He gives up on the accent pretty early in the video too.
 
Here's my pick of last night's videos:

A festive Thanksgiving ad for Lucifer's Lair. Stuff me like a hot turkey.

RPC just had a burger and fries for dinner on his own because his mother is dead so he has no family to share the holiday with. :( Don't eat too much food today folks, summer comes up really quick. If you drink or smoke have at it so you don't eat too much. If any hot black/ latino guys want to come over for food and take their clothes off they are welcome to join him. His videos are not for children. Looking for someone to organize his charity (pay to use and abuse RPC so he can use the money for toys for tots). He's just looking to contribute what he can for society.

A turkey themed wanking video. Happy Thanksgiving Americans. Alright story time: Fell asleep earlier and some guy called Lee arrived and kept commenting on RPC's nakedness. He had a goodie bag with him filled with sex toys and they had a super hot time. He took some sexy photos of RPC and fucked his face then smashed his ass. They both came twice.

Got a couple of phone calls earlier. One from a soldier from Jersey who wants to come over to visit RPC in January with his friend who's also in the service. (Fingers crossed) More about his interview with Dr. Drew, just because Drew is good looking doesn't mean RPC would try to jump him. Discovered a new porn star named Teddy Tores, would like to have a sexy phone call with him.

The interview with Dr. Drew hasn't been posted yet but here's a previous clip of Dr. Drew reacting to a video RPC posted around Easter this year about Dr. Drew.
 
Here's my pick of last night's videos:

RPC has a creepy stalker lady. He confronted her and bought her a piece of Jewellery, now they're friends. His antiques and doll collection are worth lots of money it's not hoarded trash. Not happy that Hollywood is encroaching in YouTube, he can't compete with movie stars. Says he did porn in the 70's.

He wants to help out the homeless shelter because when he was a kid him and his mom had to live in one for a while, says he won;t tell the full story because it was a bad time in his life. Neighbor gave him a box of cigars. Got his hat from a true and honest mobster who was very good to him and his mom. Gave it to him for luck. Says he knows John Travolta very well and Yakov Smirnoff too when he was dating Robert Fowler (Doxxxxxxxes Robert Fowler - he's done this before). Says he dated David Soul (Starsky and Hutch). He's mentioned Travolta and Smirnoff before, this is the first time he's mentioned Soul.

A rare clothed RPC. Alright story time: Said a 26 year old Mexican guy called over and said he wants to arrange for him and his cousin to come over and bang RPC. The cousin doesn't speak English. People do really come to his door but usually weird hours like before work or the middle of the night. The Mexicans should be over on Saturday so fingers crossed they show up. Something to look forward to. He's not loading stuff on his other YouTube right now because the phone memory is full, will delete some videos and then load more. (I think he thinks if he deletes the videos off his phone they will go off the channel too). Photographer coming over to take photos of him dressed as Sgt. Cum Dump to be made into posters. He's also gonna make some porn videos but not for YouTube.

Talking about the holidays. He has a sister and a niece and nephew in Canada but he doesn't bother with them and they don't bother with him. Reckons when he dies a load of people will show up that he hasn't heard from in years. Hates going out to eat at restaurants alone but he loves to go out to try new restaurants.
 
Here's last night's videos:

Another Dollar Tree haul. Lots of strong scented bath items and also an alcho-haul featuring Champagne (actually Prosecco), brandy, Chardonnay and pina colada mix and cigars.

HRN rant. HRN is selling a product that's going to give people cancer. Don;t shave your private parts or put cologne down there because your will end up with cancer and/ or sores. Don't shave your chest or put cologne on your chest either because you'll get breast cancer and your nipples will fall off.

Mafia sex man character:

From today:
Alright story time: A guy called over to his apartment earlier and banged his butt, it was so hot and this guy came twice. The guy gave him a golden shower and stroked him off. RPC sounds like he's really struggling to breath. He's got lots of food and cigars, why not come over and mutilate him?

A new version of his ad trying to be sensual rather than full on piss on me beat me. Still sounds like he can't catch his breath.
 

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Here's my pick of RPC's latest videos. These videos are from today, yesterday and Saturday:

RPC wants to be your Ho Ho Ho! Very animated RPC doing his ad. He's also got a guy from the UK working with him to design t-shirts and cologne. The t-shirts will be very classy and the cologne will be a woodsy musk. He is also giving away his dolls if any woman in your life might want one. He designed them himself. (Found my new festive Avi!)

Liquor store haul! (I wonder why more YouTubers haven't found this niche).

Sexy Santa video:

Got a call from Tom Selleck. He just had a grandchild and is doing great. Was also speaking to John Travolta who wanted RPC's help in designing a memorial ring for his mother. Travolta still sends flowers to the nursing home that RPC's mom was in.

Got a call from a guy from Texas saying he was going to come over. RPC is very sassy about knowing that this was a prank call. There could be a homeless person who really needs a place to stay so don't make prank calls. Does his ad and includes that he will also accept a Will type guy but not a Jack type guy. (He legit watches Will & Grace every day).

HRN Rant: Equates HRN to his ex-friend Richard Marino who iirc was also his mother's employer and died of aids. No one wants the clothes HRN is shilling, they're made with child labour and the dye washes out when you wash them. HRN is no Tom Segura (LOL) He's not good looking at all. HRN is going around giving people syphilis. Says HRN gave a male prostitute syphilis. The Hard rock hotel is known for being associated with the mafia. Talks a bit about how similar he (RPC) and Jeffrey Starr are.

HRN rant: HRN is copying him. The clothes HRN is shilling are cheap clothes from Mexico and they are cheap material and tear easily. He's not even the owner of that company, just like he doesn't own the Hard Rock Hotel. Also, HRN is a pedo. Says he was talking to someone who said they caught a VD off HRN. HRN is going around spreading syphilis. Real men don't wear pink. Unisex clothes are a myth. HRN is evading paying his taxes.

HRN Rant: Says he spoke to someone who bought one of HRN's shirts and the person said that it fell apart in the machine on the first wash. Cheap Mexican crap. Does his ad. Rant about how Facebook is boring and Instagram is going the same way now too. YouTube is great but it's going to end up the same way because they don't protect people's freedom of speech.

Mafia sex man character. If you're going to come over, dress nice, he doesn't like men dressed like drags or trans or that cheap shit HRN shills. RPC was contacted by a designer who wants to work with him designing cologne, jewwellery and shirts. Sings macho man. Working on some logos and going to do more sketching. He's not going to have men walking around dressed like they're mentally retarded. Sings if I only had a brain. Talks about wanting to set up his Pornhub account and Lucifer's Lair bar.

HRN Rant: HRN's clothes are trash and he wouldn't wear them. Someone just sent him a mink Valentino scarf straight from Italy. Puts on a definitely not mink scarf. Says it was sent to him by Erik Estrada and that they had a fling way back when but he still keeps in touch and sends him a Christmas gift every year. Who wants to wear a shirt with HRN's face on it? Sings a song about HRN's teeny weeny. Jeff Goldblum called him up to tell hi that he does not care for HRN. More about HRN being a thief and pedo.

Does his ad and decides to do different accents for each nationality guy he's willing to take in.

Having a few tinnys in the apartment. Preparing for summer because he has lots to get ready for Coney Island. Alright story time: Got a call earlier from a guy who wants to make a mold out of RPC's body with molding clay in the nude. RPC is down and wants to arrange it for January. This guy is going to make a plus size statue of RPC. He's from Jersey and he's black. (Winner!) Has a bit of a rant about HRN stealing his style. Says he was so into the leather scene back in the day he fell off a motorcycle and broke his arm.

Shills some woo woo stay hard product. Alright story time: Two black guys called over earlier. They were well dressed in suits and in their 40's. They had seen his YouTube videos and got him to slob on their knobs. They both banged the hell lout of him like a bag of sausage. They spitroasted him twice. It was the hottest time.

HRN rant: He's definitely not copying HRN's name, he used to be called Hard Rock Bob way back when. HRN is just jealous he can't shill product like champagne (Prosecco) because he's not as famous as RPC. Says HRN is trying to get him kicked off of YouTube but he can't touch him because he doesn't get paid from YouTube or take money off fans and all the products he shills go to Coney Island. HRN has HIV lesions ad is crap in bed.

This is HRN's merch btw. I agree with RPC, it's hideous.
 
Here's my pick of last nights videos:

Alright story time: A short sexy Latino guy called in earlier to use his bathroom. Noticed there was a leaky pipe and told RPC he could fix his leaky pipe. They had super hot sex and he punched RPC right on his butthole and started yelling at him in Spanish. He came all over RPC, it was a super hot time.

Some life advice from RPC: When you pay bills make sure you keep the receipt number and remember what the clerk looked like where you paid the bill. He says when he paid his bill the guy tried to say that he gave a different number to pay. (I reckon this is part of the reason we haven't gotten any videos on his other channel recently). Go to the actual phone store to pay your bill and not them 24 hour places because they're shady. Called the clerk a fag and a he-she. Basically anyone who makes minimum wage is out to scam you. 917-353-2913 is his number that is currently working. Will & Grace is on in the background.

Another Sexy Santa video: He keeps getting distracted by the TV and losing his train of thought. (Still watching Will & Grace)

More about the guy who tried to scam his money when he paid his phone bill. More about the guy who wants to make a life size mold of his body. Says the guy told him that he wants to bring all his friends around when he makes the mold so that they can all have sex afterwards and then once the statue is made he's going to put it in a gay club in Jersey. Also if you're looking to send some X rated Christmas cards to your friends and family this year, come on over and take some sexy photos of RPC to make into cards.

A very sassy Santa hat rant about the guy fucking up his phone bill payment. Even worse, a guy was planning on coming over earlier but he wanted to bring his girlfriend too and RPC doesn't like women being in his apartment.
 
Here's my pick of last night's videos:

Somebody sent him some of the clothes that HRN is shilling, he used the leggings to scrub the floor and he's going to make the shirt into a halloween decoration. He said wearing those clothes would made you look like a fag then makes a Will & Grace reference. Said he was talking to someone who started shaving his junk because HRN said that was the thing to do and now he's getting a rash from his underwear, see, you shouldn't shave your junk. HRN is fat and his eyes aren't really green, he wears contacts and is a secret Arab. He keeps says googoyle instead of gargoyle. He smells and has aids lesions and is spreading syphilis. Sings boo boo kitty song.

Alright story time: RPC got a visit from two Puerto Rican guys called Danny and Eddie. They dropped by a banged him. They kept passing him back and forth and took some sexy photos. Video taped the whole thing. They covered him in mayonnaise then they both came in the mayonnaise and got him to eat it. It was the hottest time.

If there's a white guy out there that looks like John Stossel let him know. He would be into that.
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He wants a guy to dress up in his were wolf costume and use and abuse him so he can make a porn and call it booty and the beast. Shout out to Tom Segura, Christina P., Josh Potter and Dr. Drew. Does his ad, says it's coming up to his mom's anniversary and he can feel her presence in the room with him telling him to get up and do something with his life. He watched some Asian porn and now thinks Asian guys are hot too. If you're having a party over the festive season and need a sexy butler give him a call and he can do that, he will also be a nude butler.

If any of you think your friends and family would enjoy an erotic Christmas card this year give RPC a call and he will pose for them. Goes over his all kinds of sex in exchange for money for toys for tots charity idea. Covers himself in oil. More about HRN being a pedo.

A Christmas themed ad for Lucifer's Lair featuring one of RPC's Barbies:
 
I have no idea why, but RPC kind of reminds me in some weird, inexplicable way of Reviewbruh. There's a wholesomeness which I didn't expect from a man who's e-begging to be fucked senseless. Granted, as far as I know Reviewbruh doesn't long to be a black men's cum dump, but still.
 
Here's my picks from last night's videos:

Alright story time: A black guy came over earlier for a quickie.He kept calling RPC cracker and fucked his face and ass. It was the hottest time. He does his add and then gets distracted by Will & Grace and just silently plays with his nipples for a bit while he watches tv. Then goes back to his ad again.

Liquor store haul: Some rum, two Proseccos and a bottle of Champagne. Also shills some sequin Christmas themed cushions from Dollar Tree. Shows off his Christmas Barbie and the dress he made for her.

RPC's drag queen friends told him that the drag queens that go to read to kids in libraries are actually pedos and that they dress in drag and change their names so that they can get access to kids. he wouldn't date a trans man because the pipe don't work so what's the point. Gay men need to be treating women like their sisters not acting like pushy queens. He often brings gifts with him to Coney Island for the waitresses. Trans people can;t be Christians or Satanists because they are not true to their form and are abominations. Wants to get rid of Pride day and change it to human rights day so it can be more family friendly and less Sodom and Gomorrah.

Lots of random things to talk about: Talking about mothers who got off welfare and get jobs as strippers etc. and how people then call them unfit mothers because of the job they do. Asks how they can be unfit if they've gotten off welfare and they are earning money to pay their own way. It's okay to slap kids now and then to teach them discipline. Thinks 13 is too young for kids to be allowed on the internet and that kids shouldn't be allowed to use phones that have internet access, if they need one for emergencies it should be one that just has calls and texts. Talks about YouTube channels he watches. (Blaire White, Jeffrey Staff and a guy that has a channel about Barbies). Talks about censorship and asks if we're going to end up like Russia. Plans to do more fashion videos and hauls.

I think when he mentions his trans friend in his videos he's actually talking about Blaire. Blaire posted a video yesterday about those drag queens that read to children and how what they were saying to the children could be considered grooming, and today RPC posts a video saying his trans friend told him about some pedo drag queens reading to children.
 
It's really sweet that he refers to people he watches as 'friends' :)
I didn't think anything of it before because he mostly mentions Tom Segura, Christina P., Josh Potter and Dr. Drew. He's met Dr. Drew and Josh Potter and he's spoken to Tom Segura and Christina P. on the phone for their show. I wonder if the other celebrities he mentions in his videos as being his friends are just because he was watching their content. John Travolta is pretty active on Instagram, he could've been watching his stuff and then changed it to that he was talking to his friend John Travolta for his videos.

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Anyway, here's my pick of last night's videos:
He got some phone calls today, mostly prank calls but there was one guy who said he wants to arrange for RPC to come over to his friends house and hide in the car in the garage. Then their going to bring their friend out and surprise him with RPC so he can bang him as a birthday present. He does his ad and adds in that he wants to be branded and also if you want to fill a tub with fabric dye and make him get in and dye his skin he's up for that. Back to the mutilate me stuff, wanna come over and break his leg? No problem, he's up for that too.

Rant about James Charles catfishing guys pretending to be a woman. Guys don't want to meet up with a girl on Tinder and then finds out she's got pipes down there. There needs to be a gay only version of Tinder. (Isn't that what Grindr is?) If James Charles is out here looking for love maybe if he took all the gunk off his face and started acting like a man he might find someone. Same goes for HRN, he wears make up too. People are going to end up being murdered if the Gay+'s keep pushing things so far. As a gay man it offends him that James Charles is pretending to be a woman and targeting straight men. Tells a story about a friend of his who had to go to shock therapy after going out with a man who he thought was a woman. He's gay now and only dates men who look like men and he hates women now. RP's gets that Jeffrey Starr is androgynous but James Charles is just trying to be Boy George, we already had one Boy George take all the feminine clothes and make-up off. Tells James Charles to go and get a mental evaluation (LOL)

Alright story time: Got a visit last night from an old friend of his called Arnold. He's black and a transit worker. He banged his butt and throat and wacked RPC off. Then he took some sexy photos of RPC and left to go to work, it was the hottest time. Keeps getting distracted by the TV it sounds like a medical drama, I don't know what show though. Reminds everyone about his Christmas charity idea and that his videos are not for kids.
 
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