Here's my pick of RPC's latest videos. These videos are from today, yesterday and Saturday:
RPC wants to be your Ho Ho Ho! Very animated RPC doing his ad. He's also got a guy from the UK working with him to design t-shirts and cologne. The t-shirts will be very classy and the cologne will be a woodsy musk. He is also giving away his dolls if any woman in your life might want one. He designed them himself. (Found my new festive Avi!)
Liquor store haul! (I wonder why more YouTubers haven't found this niche).
Sexy Santa video:
Got a call from Tom Selleck. He just had a grandchild and is doing great. Was also speaking to John Travolta who wanted RPC's help in designing a memorial ring for his mother. Travolta still sends flowers to the nursing home that RPC's mom was in.
Got a call from a guy from Texas saying he was going to come over. RPC is very sassy about knowing that this was a prank call. There could be a homeless person who really needs a place to stay so don't make prank calls. Does his ad and includes that he will also accept a Will type guy but not a Jack type guy. (He legit watches Will & Grace every day).
HRN Rant: Equates HRN to his ex-friend Richard Marino who iirc was also his mother's employer and died of aids. No one wants the clothes HRN is shilling, they're made with child labour and the dye washes out when you wash them. HRN is no Tom Segura (LOL) He's not good looking at all. HRN is going around giving people syphilis. Says HRN gave a male prostitute syphilis. The Hard rock hotel is known for being associated with the mafia. Talks a bit about how similar he (RPC) and Jeffrey Starr are.
HRN rant: HRN is copying him. The clothes HRN is shilling are cheap clothes from Mexico and they are cheap material and tear easily. He's not even the owner of that company, just like he doesn't own the Hard Rock Hotel. Also, HRN is a pedo. Says he was talking to someone who said they caught a VD off HRN. HRN is going around spreading syphilis. Real men don't wear pink. Unisex clothes are a myth. HRN is evading paying his taxes.
HRN Rant: Says he spoke to someone who bought one of HRN's shirts and the person said that it fell apart in the machine on the first wash. Cheap Mexican crap. Does his ad. Rant about how Facebook is boring and Instagram is going the same way now too. YouTube is great but it's going to end up the same way because they don't protect people's freedom of speech.
Mafia sex man character. If you're going to come over, dress nice, he doesn't like men dressed like drags or trans or that cheap shit HRN shills. RPC was contacted by a designer who wants to work with him designing cologne, jewwellery and shirts. Sings macho man. Working on some logos and going to do more sketching. He's not going to have men walking around dressed like they're mentally retarded. Sings if I only had a brain. Talks about wanting to set up his Pornhub account and Lucifer's Lair bar.
HRN Rant: HRN's clothes are trash and he wouldn't wear them. Someone just sent him a mink Valentino scarf straight from Italy. Puts on a definitely not mink scarf. Says it was sent to him by Erik Estrada and that they had a fling way back when but he still keeps in touch and sends him a Christmas gift every year. Who wants to wear a shirt with HRN's face on it? Sings a song about HRN's teeny weeny. Jeff Goldblum called him up to tell hi that he does not care for HRN. More about HRN being a thief and pedo.
Does his ad and decides to do different accents for each nationality guy he's willing to take in.
Having a few tinnys in the apartment. Preparing for summer because he has lots to get ready for Coney Island. Alright story time: Got a call earlier from a guy who wants to make a mold out of RPC's body with molding clay in the nude. RPC is down and wants to arrange it for January. This guy is going to make a plus size statue of RPC. He's from Jersey and he's black. (Winner!) Has a bit of a rant about HRN stealing his style. Says he was so into the leather scene back in the day he fell off a motorcycle and broke his arm.
Shills some woo woo stay hard product. Alright story time: Two black guys called over earlier. They were well dressed in suits and in their 40's. They had seen his YouTube videos and got him to slob on their knobs. They both banged the hell lout of him like a bag of sausage. They spitroasted him twice. It was the hottest time.
HRN rant: He's definitely not copying HRN's name, he used to be called Hard Rock Bob way back when. HRN is just jealous he can't shill product like champagne (Prosecco) because he's not as famous as RPC. Says HRN is trying to get him kicked off of YouTube but he can't touch him because he doesn't get paid from YouTube or take money off fans and all the products he shills go to Coney Island. HRN has HIV lesions ad is crap in bed.
This is HRN's merch btw. I agree with RPC, it's hideous.