Roe V Wade chimpout thread - thread documenting chimpouts due to the overturning of Roe V Wade

[The Foxtrot]

Oh PLEASE do succeed, and then get into a war with so we can finally wipe that shithole of a city that serves no purpose besides breeding faggotry off the face of the planet. And replace it with something that actually makes money. Maybe make it an addition to vegas. An entire state full of gambling, drinking, and 20 million other ways to lose your rent.

Here's the funny thing that these leftoids are forgetting:
You secede from the United States of America. We'll assume for a second that the USA is willing to allow that to happen...

...do they not understand that this means all the Federal property of the USA is going to be removed from the Republic of California? They don't get to keep the contents of the Military installations and anything else belonging to the USA inside the borders of the Republic of California. Even the major airfields will likely have all the relevant equipment needed for ATC and flight operations either stripped out or simply destroyed.

And not to mention that they can quickly find themselves under embargo and "quarantine" like Cuba has since the 1960s. For all that talk of "California's GDP is so high!", California's "wealth" comes from hosting Silicon Valley and Hollywood, not actual production & exportation of goods and services. They'll find out really damn quickly that they're flat broke, they have no way of utilizing what few natural resources they DO have, no way of selling them on the international markets, and that nobody is willing or able to sell anything to them in turn. Also assuming, of course, that the rest of the world will recognize them as a separate sovereign country by themselves, and not a rogue state.

And that's going off the assumption that they'll be allowed to leave the Union, which the odds of this are extremely low. May I remind those reading that the USA is the only nation on planet Earth that retains the right to First Strike Capability? Every other nuclear-armed country has (officially) pledged to only use them in retaliation, but not the USA. If it looks like the USA can't bring California back into the Union by politicking or conventional force, they may threaten to carry out a nuclear attack to scare them into compliance.

 

[Soda Can]

Why are they trying to push back a moving pick up truck with their arms?

The truck have hundreds of horse power compared to a human.

I never got that either. Look up road rage videos, it's always a couple chuds trying to hold a car in place with their knees. Like, you dumb asshole, this is a CAR. It's a nearly one and a half ton brick of metal powered by explosions. Unless you're the Hulk, that knee means less than nothing.

Same with those people who try to chase after cars that get by riot blockages. You don't have Iron Man rocket boots, you're not catching up. And even if you did, what are you going to do? More knees?

 

[Incorrect Password]

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Vandalism at Virginia pregnancy center, governor doesn't like it.
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RECENT: Pregnancy center vandalized, and set ablaze in Colorado, Not sure if anyone was already talking about this since the news article's from an hour ago.

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[Bananadana]

Pregnancy center vandalized, and set ablaze in colorado, Not sure if anyone was already talking about this since the news article's from an hour ago.

News Article (Archive 1) (Archive 2)

"If abortion aren't (sic) safe, neither are you" was spraypainted on the walls.

(poster from Friday)

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Love when they quadruple down on the trashy whore persona. Adds ethos and pathos to the argument.

Bonus: from a nature appreciation Facebook group. I guess we are now larping that you won't even be able to say the word "abortion" in Michigan:



Oh hell let's have one more this is fun:



And a true chimpout:

Also things are under way in Portland, at last.

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

That's why my pullout game is immaculate.
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Why do reddit leftists not understand that almost every state has parenting legislation that not only makes a make responsible for a child, but in some states, the legislation allows women that commit statutory rape to sue for child support, there's been multiple cases of women engaged in sperm theft suing for child support, and in cases where the wrong man was named the father, courts have ruled the poor fuck has to continue paying, because "not refusing to follow a court order on penalty of incarceration for a felony offense" is considered "acceding to the claim of parenthood"?

What the fuck is happening in Montana that it is not "likely to ban"? I assumed Montana was as red as Wyoming.

Traffic from Leafland has always been pretty steady, it's generally a lot like Vermont, AFAICT.

Here's the funny thing that these leftoids are forgetting:
You secede from the United States of America. We'll assume for a second that the USA is willing to allow that to happen...

...do they not understand that this means all the Federal property of the USA is going to be removed from the Republic of California? They don't get to keep the contents of the Military installations and anything else belonging to the USA inside the borders of the Republic of California. Even the major airfields will likely have all the relevant equipment needed for ATC and flight operations either stripped out or simply destroyed.

And not to mention that they can quickly find themselves under embargo and "quarantine" like Cuba has since the 1960s. For all that talk of "California's GDP is so high!", California's "wealth" comes from hosting Silicon Valley and Hollywood, not actual production & exportation of goods and services. They'll find out really damn quickly that they're flat broke, they have no way of utilizing what few natural resources they DO have, no way of selling them on the international markets, and that nobody is willing or able to sell anything to them in turn. Also assuming, of course, that the rest of the world will recognize them as a separate sovereign country by themselves, and not a rogue state.

And that's going off the assumption that they'll be allowed to leave the Union, which the odds of this are extremely low. May I remind those reading that the USA is the only nation on planet Earth that retains the right to First Strike Capability? Every other nuclear-armed country has (officially) pledged to only use them in retaliation, but not the USA. If it looks like the USA can't bring California back into the Union by politicking or conventional force, they may threaten to carry out a nuclear attack to scare them into compliance.

Did you miss Biden and Kopmala leaving $40bil worth of materiel in Afghanistan? I can absolutely promise you if the Wimp Coast seceded over this, Mz Harris would remember she was a perennial glory hole for several California bigshot politicos, and Biden will be too busy memorizing the cue card giving him step-by-step instructions on how to handle a press conference.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

I never got that either. Look up road rage videos, it's always a couple chuds trying to hold a car in place with their knees. Like, you dumb asshole, this is a CAR. It's a nearly one and a half ton brick of metal powered by explosions. Unless you're the Hulk, that knee means less than nothing.

Same with those people who try to chase after cars that get by riot blockages. You don't have Iron Man rocket boots, you're not catching up. And even if you did, what are you going to do? More knees?

Best they could hope for is a severe bone fracture that sends a bone spike into the tires, but that's actually pretty rare and now you need a limb amputated.

Dare I even ask what form of birth control she was using before?

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Every time I look at any social media feed it is a deluge of lunacy, salt, and butthurt tonight:

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

All of these companies offering to fund abortions should keep that same energy about maternity leave.

 

[LaxerBRO]

I never got that either. Look up road rage videos, it's always a couple chuds trying to hold a car in place with their knees. Like, you dumb asshole, this is a CAR. It's a nearly one and a half ton brick of metal powered by explosions. Unless you're the Hulk, that knee means less than nothing.

Same with those people who try to chase after cars that get by riot blockages. You don't have Iron Man rocket boots, you're not catching up. And even if you did, what are you going to do? More knees?

So basically like this?

 

[Bungdit Din]

Still busy.

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It can't be heard in the video, but someone did try to shout a warning.

Spoiler: Ahem

"I see a gorilla, gardener!"

"Why, thank y-" *PUNT*

 

[Overly Serious]

reeeee v wade.mp4

This woman is almost a spitting image visually and in mannerism and in voice, to Jack Black's character in Tropic Thunder. You know, when he's freaking out and just ranting at people.

Probably not the most politically detailed post I've ever made on these forums, but fuck if it isn't true.

 

[Manly_Brony]

I see people talking about California seceding. I'm worried Portland, Salem, Eugene, and their ilk will try to get Oregon to secede if California goes down that road. They already tried once when Trump was elected, although they were bullied into stopping, can't wait for it to happen again but this time with a few million 3 AM ballots.

If they do you can start lobbing shells in there. It worked for Ukraine in the Eastern part and half the world loves 'em.

And you know the State of Jefferson movement will react because they're already tired of wokeopolitan tyranny.

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Jesus, get your fucking slurs right! He's a house one.

 

[Cool Dog]

"...I'm going to teach these men by not having any casual relationships."

Saying that you're going to stop spreading your legs to randos you met on Bumble isn't the power move you think it is honey.

They been saying this meme for years without realizing hookup culture is the trickle down economics of sex

Regardless, I wonder if Biden will let these 'peaceful protests' happen under his reign. Because on one hand, it would own the right and the media will thread this line. But on the other hand, it would make him no better than Orange Man.

Bad optics, they made trump look like a cuck for not doing anything about the 2020 chaos, its bad for elections to be seen as useless and impotent thus unable to keep order

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https://twitter.com/auntidas/status/1540444182099046400?s=19

Oh PLEASE do succeed, and then get into a war with so we can finally wipe that shithole of a city that serves no purpose besides breeding faggotry off the face of the planet. And replace it with something that actually makes money. Maybe make it an addition to vegas. An entire state full of gambling, drinking, and 20 million other ways to lose your rent.

AMERICA

>califags become a country
>water from other states shut off
>gas, oil and other stuff from murrica also gone
>banned from trading with murrica
>other countries playing along like they did against russia because they want to keep trading with murrica

I give it 4 months before cannibalism starts

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

reeeee v wade.mp4

I haven't seen fat women this angry since Golden Corral ran out of crab legs.

 

[TheGoodNamesHaveBeenTaken]

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Last I checked Amazon and Walmart don't sell RDX.

He might as well said to start with dynamite and blasting caps.
Sure those are both regulated and hard to find but much more common than RDX

When one of the supplies required on your build a bomb checklist is pre fabricated explosive that is tightly regulated and controlled, you are not some master bomb builder. You are an idiot.

 

[Michael Janke]

they're afraid of fertility surveillance and they're not crazy. it happens in China.

how many people does china have working in the intelligence wing of the country. with how many crazy different ways they are rumored to spy on their citizens, it must be like 1 in 20 or something. everybody basically has a cousin who's a snitch.

 

[Stoneheart]

Every time I look at any social media feed it is a deluge of lunacy, salt, and butthurt tonight:

well thats a landmine of some sort, but they will never get the stuff on the list.
just make APEX in your bathtube like a normal person...

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

I give it 4 months before cannibalism starts

I give it 4 hours.

 

[LeChampion1992]

Here's the funny thing that these leftoids are forgetting:
You secede from the United States of America. We'll assume for a second that the USA is willing to allow that to happen...

...do they not understand that this means all the Federal property of the USA is going to be removed from the Republic of California? They don't get to keep the contents of the Military installations and anything else belonging to the USA inside the borders of the Republic of California. Even the major airfields will likely have all the relevant equipment needed for ATC and flight operations either stripped out or simply destroyed.

And not to mention that they can quickly find themselves under embargo and "quarantine" like Cuba has since the 1960s. For all that talk of "California's GDP is so high!", California's "wealth" comes from hosting Silicon Valley and Hollywood, not actual production & exportation of goods and services. They'll find out really damn quickly that they're flat broke, they have no way of utilizing what few natural resources they DO have, no way of selling them on the international markets, and that nobody is willing or able to sell anything to them in turn. Also assuming, of course, that the rest of the world will recognize them as a separate sovereign country by themselves, and not a rogue state.

And that's going off the assumption that they'll be allowed to leave the Union, which the odds of this are extremely low. May I remind those reading that the USA is the only nation on planet Earth that retains the right to First Strike Capability? Every other nuclear-armed country has (officially) pledged to only use them in retaliation, but not the USA. If it looks like the USA can't bring California back into the Union by politicking or conventional force, they may threaten to carry out a nuclear attack to scare them into compliance.

I mean this is why for some states like Texas despite a grid not prepared for true winter storms and being hit with a freak storm. It works 99.98% of the time. As for federal land Texas has less of it vs California. Most of it military bases which are jointly shared custody with Texas national guard.

It's more realistic in Texas because you have infastruce in place that can be decoupled and fixed. Not so much with California.