Artcow Rose3212

[NoDarkies]

I don't think I've cringed this hard in my life.

also the dark deed is done, abandon all hope ye who click here

Spoiler

OMG SO KAWAIII DESU NEEEEE~ ^__^

 

[José Mourinho]

I have read precious few things that made less sense than this.

after Cilan dies in a car accident and Cress dies of illness...
Rose*crying in Chili's arms*Why???? I feel so blue right now...*sits and opens a box of donuts*:Gonna eat some donuts...I guess.

Roseilan and Cress are dead.*eating donuts*

 

[Bugaboo]

I have read precious few things that made less sense than this.

after Cilan dies in a car accident and Cress dies of illness...
Rose*crying in Chili's arms*Why???? I feel so blue right now...*sits and opens a box of donuts*:Gonna eat some donuts...I guess.

Roseilan and Cress are dead.*eating donuts*

Did they die at the exact same time or what?
Also nobody drives cars in Pokemon land, you ever see a car in those games?

(Except this one)

 

[MysticMisty]

There's a moving truck in Ruby, Sapphire, and Emerald, and there are cars all over Unova.[/sperg]

 

[Varis]

Well. I created an account for the forgotten child that Rose had with Gary Oak's brother, but instead of ignoring me, she seems to have acknowledged her existence.

http://rose3212.deviantart.com/art/Rose ... -386809861

How to proceed...

 

[Bugaboo]

There's a moving truck in Ruby, Sapphire, and Emerald, and there are cars all over Unova.[/sperg]

I knew about those but I purposely left them out because when do you ever see someone saying "I gotta drive to the store" in Poke world?

 

[Lil]

Seems like Rose's idea of a happy family is Cilan giving candy to children with daddy issues. Proceed with caution, this could either be painful to watch or the most fun you've had with a lolcow in awhile.

 

[Varis]

Seems like Rose's idea of a happy family is Cilan giving candy to children with daddy issues. Proceed with caution, this could either be painful to watch or the most fun you've had with a lolcow in awhile.

Oh crap I'm being sucked in. I seem to be turning into one of her headmates.

http://rose3212.deviantart.com/art/Little-Namine-386836384

I WAS NOT PREPARED.

 

[Himawari]

Oh my god.

Keep going, and try to work in subtle torment of Cilan because "he's not my REAL daddy!"

 

[Lil]

OH SHIT. Shit. Shit don't tempt me to actually make an account if it turns out to be this easy to get her to do stuff. Oh my god.

fuq ur temptation I made an account, I'm going to be setting it up first though

 

[Varis]

New fic.

Spoiler

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My Cilan
Chapter 2
Lines in boldface are spoken by Cilan, and I speak the lines in Italics.

I've given a long and hard thought to Cilan's words...And have chosen to have sex with him.

"Cilan?"

"Yes, sweetie?"

"I've thought long and hard about what you've said..."

"And?"

"I'll have sex with you."

"Wow, thanks."

"No trouble."

After we do "it..."

"Wow..."

"So...?"

"You were right, Cilan, that WAS the best sex I've ever had!"

"Excellent, I aim to please."

"You have pleased me."

"Lovely..."

We exit the bed I'm fully dressed, but Cilan's only wearing his pants and shoes.

"Cilan, aren't you gonna put your shirt back on?"

"No way, baby! I'm too sexy for my shirt!"

"Yeah you are."

"Mm-hmm."

"I love you Cilan, you're my sexy beast."

"I love you too, Rose, and you are my sexy lady!"

end part 2!

"I'll have sex with you."

"Wow, thanks."

No words. Just none.

 

[Lil]

We exit the bed I'm fully dressed, but Cilan's only wearing his pants and shoes.

"Cilan, aren't you gonna put your shirt back on?"

"No way, baby! I'm too sexy for my shirt!"

[screeching intensifies in the distance]

 

[Himawari]

Rose really needs to, like, socialize some and actually learn how humans talk in real life.

 

[Lil]

She just needs to get off the internet and be kept away from anything Pokemon-related.

dark deed's done again, someone's already fave'd the first submission AND sent me a llama badge. This site sometimes...
http://leviabriny.deviantart.com/

Guys



guys

pls tell me im bein countertrolld im cryin from laughing too hard

 

[Varis]

She was quick!

 

[Lil]

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.

But really though I didn't think she'd be that quick, I'm sorry in advance if this gets in the way of NamineOak, Varis ;A;

 

[Himawari]

omg did you even comment to her or did she just find you on her own?!!

 

[Lil]

omg did you even comment to her or did she just find you on her own?!!

I commented and favorited the latest Namine picture and I guess she goes to check out people's pages when they do so.

GUYS

edit: guys she even went to the base that I used and made this and explicitly states that she's married Cilan and is now part of the Striaton 4

 

[Himawari]

Go to ~CilanStriaton and demand an explanation for this injustice!

And/or create a basebaby because apparently that's 100% proof of ~*~TRU WUV~*~

 

[Varis]

My stepfather is a cheating man-whore? You don't say!