Artcow Rose3212

[Himawari]

So I made a throwaway account...

Within three minutes my comment was flagged as spam and she blocked the account.

 

[Bgheff]

This has peaked my interest, is she still active on the internet?

Ohh yeah, she's continually updating her DA with shit like this and this. She usually posts several shitty base art abominations or short stories a day. Except for when her account was suspended for pretty much all of May for doing sexually explicit RPs with a Cilan RPer in plain view.

It was a lonely month without her to laugh at.

I haven't seen many trolls interacting with her, though (or if they did, she immediately hid their comments or something).

What the hell? How does this chick have whiteknights? I mean, it's surprising that there isn't a single hidden comment or flame or critique on the first link. Something's very wrong here.

All female lolcows have white knights. Theres is always a super desperate guy out there that figures he can get some China out of white knighting.

 

[Himawari]

Just spent five minutes doing some mild trolling before she blocked me again. I feel a bit bad about it, but at least I wasn't super mean.

I think the meanest thing I said was "Pokemon isn't real."

 

[Bugaboo]

100% effective way to get people to donate money to you:

claim a fictional life-and-death situation because a fictional cafe in a fictional world is on the brink of financial collapse!

As you know, I'm currently collecting points via Llama/Point trades to help ~CilanStriaton save his cafe...
If anyone else can help, that'd be awesome....
As it will save both of our lives....
Here's how it goes.
If you help us SAVE the cafe, ~CilanStriaton and I live...
If the cafe GOES OUT OF BUSINESS...~CilanStriaton and I die!
Please help us, that's all we're asking!
Thank you!

Don't all rush at once now.

How will fictional money help a fictional cafe run by fictional triplets?
And how will they die without it?

 

[Count groudon]

These threads make me so sad. Why can't most lolcows be atleast sane enough not to marry fictional characters?

 

[Himawari]

Right? That's mostly why I didnt post these screencaps right away - I figured they'd come across as more sad than funny - but, well... what the heck.

Here is the short correspondence I had with Rose today, following up on the screenshot I posted earlier. Enjoy(?).

^ note my two previous messages marked as spam

^ this apparently touched a nerve, because...

So knowing I only had maybe a few seconds before I was blocked again, I went and left a comment that I had been dying to leave on her "true story of what's happening right now!"

then

I wasn't paying attention to ~CilanStriaton's page, but later on I noticed this comment on there:

btw, here's what Rose's page looks like right now:

And there we have it. I'll probably never bother her again, unless she does something OUTRAGEOUSLY stupid even for her.

 

[José Mourinho]

This is sad. I can understand lolcows doing this for fun, but I think Rose takes this way too seriously.

Anyway, I wonder who's gonna be Rose's next boyfriend.

 

[The Dude]

This is sad. I can understand lolcows doing this for fun, but I think Rose takes this way too seriously.

Anyway, I wonder who's gonna be Rose's next boyfriend.

Me! Me! Me!

 

[The Hunter]

I just realized Cilan is voiced by Jason Griffith in the English dub. For those of you who forgot who Jason Griffith was:

Also, I'm considering fucking with her by making an alt account pretending to be one of the anime characters and questioning "Cilan" about what happened to our homosexual relationship, but I don't know any of them.

Forgive me for the triple post, but

So knowing I only had maybe a few seconds before I was blocked again, I went and left a comment that I had been dying to leave on her "true story of what's happening right now!"

then

Man, I really wanted to ask her what was going to happen if the cafe couldn't be saved (something along the lines of, "so what, local thugs are gonna break into your house and beat up Cilan and pour meth down his throat for not paying his dues or something?"), but now I can't. Thanks a lot. Jerk.

EDIT: Nevermind, I'll just post it on the Cilan account, lol.

 

[Himawari]

I don't even care right now hahaaaa!

But if you're serious about that I think she still has the relevant journal open for comments!

 

[The Hunter]

I don't even care right now hahaaaa!

But if you're serious about that I think she still has the relevant journal open for comments!

Yes she does!

 

[homerbeoulve]

Her RP level is so Gaia.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

I'm a father of three little girls. And I'm absolutely terrified that one day, one of them will come to me and tell me that she wants to be Starscream's wife.

Imagine how her parents must feel.

 

[The Dude]

I'm a father of three little girls. And I'm absolutely terrified that one day, one of them will come to me and tell me that she wants to be Starscream's wife.

Imagine how her parents must feel.

YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND! ME LOVE GRIMLOCK, AND GRIMLOCK LOVE ME! WE'RE GOING TO DEFEAT THE EVIL DECEPTICONS TOGETHER WITH THE POWER OF OUR LOVE! THEN OPTIMUS PRIME IS GOING TO USE THE MATRIX OF LEADERSHIP TO GIVE ME A CYBERTRONIAN BODY SO GRIMLOCK AND I CAN PHYSICALLY SHOW OUR LOVE! I'M GOING TO BE A TRIPLE CHANGER AND TURN INTO A FIGHTER JET AND A MOTORCYCLE AS WELL AS A SEXY AUTOBOT! THEN WE'RE GOING TO RETIRE TO CYBERTRON SO WE CAN HAVE LOTS OF AUTOBOT BABIES! AND YOU WILL NEVER. SEE. ME. AGAIN!

 

[WWWWolf]

Although it's sad for her to be obsessed with cartoon characters, considering a lot of lolcows are doing like that, I've seen obsessions which are much worse.

Sentient Space Shuttle fantasy
These things were not exactly suited to aerobatics. They more or less maneuvered like flying bricks when in aerodynamic glide mode, not like full-fledged airplanes.

Oooh, that's actually pretty cute. Shuttles are awesome! ...haven't checked out this guy in detail, but why do I have this feeling that if I bothered to read the ED article, I'd (*ahem*) notice a turn for the worse at some point? I mean, that's exactly what happened when I read Sonichu the first time. "Well, that didn't look too bad, if this guy wants to do this childish stuff, what's the harm?" *watch a few of Chris's videos* "Oh, seems like he's a bit more problematic than that..."

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

I'm a father of three little girls. And I'm absolutely terrified that one day, one of them will come to me and tell me that she wants to be Starscream's wife.

Imagine how her parents must feel.

YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND! ME LOVE GRIMLOCK, AND GRIMLOCK LOVE ME! WE'RE GOING TO DEFEAT THE EVIL DECEPTICONS TOGETHER WITH THE POWER OF OUR LOVE! THEN OPTIMUS PRIME IS GOING TO USE THE MATRIX OF LEADERSHIP TO GIVE ME A CYBERTRONIAN BODY SO GRIMLOCK AND I CAN PHYSICALLY SHOW OUR LOVE! I'M GOING TO BE A TRIPLE CHANGER AND TURN INTO A FIGHTER JET AND A MOTORCYCLE AS WELL AS A SEXY AUTOBOT! THEN WE'RE GOING TO RETIRE TO CYBERTRON SO WE CAN HAVE LOTS OF AUTOBOT BABIES! AND YOU WILL NEVER. SEE. ME. AGAIN!

Geez, that reminds me of a person I met on a Transformers fan site I used to post to when I was younger. She wrote tons and tons of fanfiction of herself as Megatron's wife and having children with him. It was . . . weird.

 

[HandBanana]

I'm a father of three little girls. And I'm absolutely terrified that one day, one of them will come to me and tell me that she wants to be Starscream's wife.

Imagine how her parents must feel.

YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND! ME LOVE GRIMLOCK, AND GRIMLOCK LOVE ME! WE'RE GOING TO DEFEAT THE EVIL DECEPTICONS TOGETHER WITH THE POWER OF OUR LOVE! THEN OPTIMUS PRIME IS GOING TO USE THE MATRIX OF LEADERSHIP TO GIVE ME A CYBERTRONIAN BODY SO GRIMLOCK AND I CAN PHYSICALLY SHOW OUR LOVE! I'M GOING TO BE A TRIPLE CHANGER AND TURN INTO A FIGHTER JET AND A MOTORCYCLE AS WELL AS A SEXY AUTOBOT! THEN WE'RE GOING TO RETIRE TO CYBERTRON SO WE CAN HAVE LOTS OF AUTOBOT BABIES! AND YOU WILL NEVER. SEE. ME. AGAIN!

Geez, that reminds me of a person I met on a Transformers fan site I used to post to when I was younger. She wrote tons and tons of fanfiction of herself as Megatron's wife and having children with him. It was . . . weird.

How would that even work? Would she have a robotic uterus or something?

 

[Bugaboo]

Geez, that reminds me of a person I met on a Transformers fan site I used to post to when I was younger. She wrote tons and tons of fanfiction of herself as Megatron's wife and having children with him. It was . . . weird.

How would that even work? Would she have a robotic uterus or something?

Does Megatron have robosperm

 

[Trombonista]

I don't even care right now hahaaaa!

But if you're serious about that I think she still has the relevant journal open for comments!

Yes she does!

Your comment got flagged as spam.

 

[The Hunter]

I don't even care right now hahaaaa!

But if you're serious about that I think she still has the relevant journal open for comments!

Yes she does!

Your comment got flagged as spam.

Yeah, I noticed this morning.

I really do wonder what happens if she can't get points. Does her account get terminated or something?