Mysteryshipping-RosexEusine-1
According to the official fandom shipping name list Mysteryshipping is already taken by Looker and Shauntal, sorry Rose.
Chapters:As many as I can write, XD!
Rating:NC-17/X/R
Reasons:Nudity, Eusine implying sex, sexual actions, sexual comments, Eusine making lewd remarks, sex, Eusine and Rose talking in sexual terms, pregnancy, childbirth.
wow way to spoil the ENTIRE STORY.
Eusine and Rose are still hunting for Suicune in Johto, when Eusine sees Rose in the North Light...
"Mm...Minaki wants...Not Suikun, a woman, the one helping him....Ah, it is Rose that Minaki wants!"Eusine sighs.
Okay I know Eusine can be considered to not be completely... all there, but I'm pretty sure he wouldn't refer to himself in the third person, and with his Jaoanese name.
Rose cuddles her Suicune plush toy.
"Mm? Hey, do you have another one of those Suicune plushes? I'd like one too, please."Eusine says.
Rose hands Eusine the other Suicune plush she has.
"Thankies."Eusine says.
this is absolutely 100% the kind of conversation two well-adjusted adults would have in the real world.
"You're welcome."Rose says.
"But I have a secret to tell you..."Eusine says.
"Hm? What is it?"Rose asks.
"I don't want Suicune anymore..."Eusine says.
"Really? Then what do you want?"Rose asks.
"It's not a "what," it's more of a "who," Rose dear."Eusine says.
"Okay then, who is it?"Rose asks.
Eusine slides close and puts his arms around Rose.
"You're the one I want, my Mystery Woman!"Eusine says.
boring confession is boring.
"M-Minaki wants ME?"Rose asks.
"Mm-hmm, Minaki wants you."Eusine says.
No stop with the third person Japanese name shit what is that even.
"When did this happen?"Rose asks.
"Remember the night you and Morty slept over and shared my bed with me?"Eusine asks.
"Yup, Morty and I had just watched "Snakes On A Plane," Minaki."Rose says.
Snakes on a Plane really???
"Mm-hmm, you two had flipped out in fear and hid behind my couch."Eusine says.
okay Snakes on a Plane is NOT that scary. It's not even a horror movie???
Later...
"May I feel you up?"Eusine asks.
Wait, that's it?? You just go from Snakes on a Plane to making out???
"Yes."Rose says.
Eusine reaches his hand under her dress and feels her up.
"Permission to look you up and down, Minaki?"Rose asks.
"Permission granted."Eusine says.
Rose gives Eusine eyes.
the first thing I make after my doctor gives me the go-ahead to start drawing again and it's this shit
Shortly after, Eusine has sex with Rose and impregnates her.
omg hottest sex scene evar
"Minaki?"Rose asks.
"Hm? What is it?"Eusine asks.
"I'm pregnant."Rose says.
"Oh this is so wonderful!"Eusine smiles.
wait when is this happening? Is this pillow talk??? There is no way Rose would know she is pregnant that quickly, hell she wouldn't even BE pregnant yet at this point!
"If it's a boy, we'll name him after you, if it's a girl, we'll name her Suicune."Rose says.
"Okay."Eusine agrees.
no those are the dumbest names
Eusine and Rose secretly marry in the yard of his mansion in Celadon City.
Rose and Eusine prepare for their baby's birth.
"Everyone bought us gifts, Morty bought us the crib."Eusine says.
"Good."Rose says.
8 months pass.
this is so interesting
"The baby's due in a month."Eusine sighs.
"Yup."Rose says.
Another month passes, and Rose goes into labor.
OH GOD THE BUILDUP I CAN'T HANDLE ALL THIS SUSPENSE
"Holy Suicune, Eusine! It's coming!"Rose gasps.
"The baby is! To the hospital!"Eusine says.
Eusine rushes her there, they go into L&D 1, where Rose's water breaks quickly.
Rose is pushing.
"Okay now, come a little more..."Eusine says, holding her hand.
Rose pushes more.
Rose pushes for 5 hours,
omg I don't know THAT much about childbirth but spending a full five hours pushing sounds like something is seriously wrong to me??
and a baby boy who looks like Eusine is born crying.
He came out looking exactly like full-grown Eusine? Creepy.
"It's Chibi Minaki!"Rose says.
"Eusine Jr is here!"Eusine sighs.
stop that's not how "chibi" is used.
Eusine cuts the cord and wraps Eusine Jr in a pale blue blanket.
"Goo goo gagaga....:"Eusine Jr coos.
Translation:Suiiicuuuune.
Okay it's dumb enough when people do this shit with Pokemon, but
human babies??? They don't even have the cognizance to have actual coherent thoughts that can hypothetically be translated!
"Haha, he's already obsessed with Suicune!"Eusine laughs.
"Yup."Rose smiles.
end part 1.
kill me.